You get another knight to replace the one Death is spanking, and a -1 to all saving throws.
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Oh, fine.
*draws a card*
*sends a tentacle to swipe a card*
*takes the top card*, i'll just avoid it if it's bad 
*watches various people fight Death and oddly, play poker with Death as well*
*ducks as people get imprisioned or sucked off to other planes*
*Meanwhile, on another plane, an evil teddybear begins to kuplot...*
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
*A gambling bug bites him on the ass*.
YEOWWWWWWWW! I'll pick another, I'll pick another.
(No not happy birthday, NOT HAPPY BIRTHDAY!)
quote:Look back a page or two; ArchAngel sent helpers with clothes fer me from her keep.
Pvednes Phoenixfeather had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Hang on, hang on, hang on... where'd you get this? most of your stuff with the exception of Glenwick is in the ethereal plane...
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Hmm, my first wish will be that the Next card I draw will be the one allowing for 1d4 wishes. My second wish is that all 1d4 rolls that affect me in any way become 1d4+1s.
The deck's magic can't affect itself. And it has to be worded as an in-game wish.
**Takes one**
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Lenlalron was all like:
Dnd Len: "Well....I guess it's worth a shot. Nothing to lose."**Takes one**
Besides your life, your experience, your wealth, your magic items, your ability to resist the elements and magic, or all material possessions you've ever owned?
"NO! NOT THE WHIPPED CREAM! AHHHH! STOP TORTURING ME LIKE THIS!" *sobbing*
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
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Suddar Williams had this to say about (_|_):
Besides your life, your experience, your wealth, your magic items, your ability to resist the elements and magic, or all material possessions you've ever owned?
"Maybe. Most of that... doesn't apply, however. I have more to gain, though."
quote:
Pvednes Phoenixfeather had this to say about John Romero:
Kat: Ruin and Throne.You lose all your property and wealth, and as you have fur, don't get a loincloth.
However, People see you as a true leader, and you get your own fully equipped keep.
<falls over laughing> Ok..so now I'm a EVIL nekkid Queen! ^.^ <snickers and munches on a cookie while she thinks up evil and naughty things to do to her enemies> 
*kel contemplates her usual luck with cards vs dice and wishes that she were rolling for this...*
I would like to draw a card, please...
Za'Yth: Vizier.
Know the answer to your next dilemma.
Here we goo... Here WE GO! Here we gooooo...
Ruvyen: The Void.
Your soul is sucked out and imprisoned on another plane, Leaving your body fuctional but soulless...
Bajah: Knight.
A knight swears loyalty to your tentacleness...
Kolak: Throne.
You get a small keep and six ranks in diplomacy.
Moogle: Rogue and Ruin.
You need to work on that karma, bud.
You lose all your wealth and property, and gain one loincloth, tatty. You also feel a sense of forboding.
Silidd: Balance, Talons, and Knight.
You feel your motives change, have all your magic items snatched away and forever lost, and gain the service of a 4th level fighter.
Fresch: Key.
You gain a major magic weapon.
ECP: First wish: Not Granted, the magic is not omnipotent, yet the cards are infallible.
Second wish: Granted. But that'd have to suck.
Caanis: Throne.
Small keep and six ranks in diplomacy for you.
Len: The Fates.
You may avoid any situaion you choose, once.
KloKlo: Gem.
Twenty five pieces of jewelry or fifty precious gems.
Fal: Sun and Comet.
Defeat next monster for next level, and you get a medium wondrous item and 50,000XP.
Kel: Gem.
Twenty-five pieces of jewelry, or fifty precious gems.
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^Moogle-plush-doll^ had this to say about Pirotess:
*inanimately askupos for two more cards**Meanwhile, on another plane, an evil teddybear begins to kuplot...*
Acutally, I was picturing a Chocobo-plush-doll dropping out of the sky to land next to you. Glaring with all the evil that it's beady little eyes could inanimately project.
He's loyal, damnit.
Yay!
Hey, how can there only be one way to win against Death? Can't there be multiple ways to cheat?
*inanimately draws five more cards, because he's feeling particularly barmy today*
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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You gain a major magic weapon.
Ok I want my epic.
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Pvednes Phoenixfeather wrote this:
Here we go... Here we go... Here we go...Caanis: Throne.
Small keep and six ranks in diplomacy for you.
*bows*
Thank you...
*twitches*
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50,000 XP, medium wondrous item, and your next level free if you defeat your next monster.
Fal: The Void, and Knight.
You gain another knight, and owe Fate another soul.
Bajah's Knight: Vizier.
You know the answer to your next dilemma.
Len: Idiot.
You feel your mind slow.
Rodent King's Ferret: Moon.
The ferret gets two wishes.
Za'Yth: Balance.
You feel your motives change.
Azrael: Ruin.
Loincloth time.
Moogle: Balance, Rogue, Star, Flames, and Key.
You feel your motives change, a sudden sense of forboding, a +2 bonus to 1 ability, a Chocobo-plush-doll drops out of the sky, landng next to you, glaring with all the evil that it's beady little eyes could inanimately project, (thanks) and a major magic weapon.
ECP: Skull, Donjon, Flames, and Ruin.
You're imprisoned, with no possessions, Death and an Outsider beside you.
Caanis: Gem.
Your choice of 50 precious gems or 25 pieces of jewelry.
