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Piper had this to say about Robocop:
and so it digresses
You expected otherwise?
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Kameks had this to say about (_|_):
People who fuck for the sake of fucking are in my opinion whores nothing more. Now those in a good relationship who have sex or "fuck" are fine and got the right idea as long as your not going on the side and getting some more then thats just fucking for the sake of fucking
yeah.
how the EFF did this go from a flame about men being assheads to a sex thread?
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Leaasa stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
yeah.how the EFF did this go from a flame about men being assheads to a sex thread?
must be the JLO in the water
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Leaasa had this to say about Tron:
yeah.how the EFF did this go from a flame about men being assheads to a sex thread?
I think it was the reference that men think with their penis, which made some go on the defensive 
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Pesco wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I think it was the reference that men think with their penis, which made some go on the defensive
I said they think with other things too.
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Leaasa wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Men are assheads because they leave the toilet seat up. (okay not all do)
I close the whole thing, which I guess in women's eyes is as bad as leaving the seat up. An open toilet bowl is just asking for something precious to be dropped into it, losing it forever. That and a dog or cat peeing blue is a bad thing.
The lid works both ways, learn to adjust it accordingly before you use it. Thanks.
Pesco is actually thinking with his stomach right now.
I'm going to take a break from work for some Hot Cocoa!
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Kanid stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I close the whole thing, which I guess in women's eyes is as bad as leaving the seat up. An open toilet bowl is just asking for something precious to be dropped into it, losing it forever. That and a dog or cat peeing blue is a bad thing.The lid works both ways, learn to adjust it accordingly before you use it. Thanks.
That one wasn't mine, the only ones I will take credit for are the first four on the list... all the rest were added at a later time. I can deal with the toilet seat thing.
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Leaasa had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
They are driven by their penis first, stomach second, and brain last.
When a man's penis and stomach are both in a calm state, they can easily think with their proper brain. So you just have to keep their stomach and penis satiated. [ 01-02-2002: Message edited by: Kanid ]
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Kanid had this to say about Robocop:
When a man's penis and stomach are both in a calm state, they can easily think with their proper brain. So you just have to keep their stomach and penis satiated.
yep yep
Do you know how many of my friends complain to me about "all men being jerks" on a regular basis?
Do you know how many of my friends consider me the friend they can trust the most, despite them being of a different gender than I am?
Do you know how many of my female friends return on a constant basis to dating people they consider to be among the worst slimes of humankind?
Do you know how many times they tell me that their boyfriends are among the worst (if not the worst) human beings every other night, sometimes in tears, only to hang off their arms every single day?
Do you possibly realize that I'm talking about the same people here?
I have formulated some theories regarding the behavior of women around my age (late teens, early 20s) which seems to work pretty well. I won't say they work always, since I'm a big believer in moderation of thought, but they work often enough that I consider them "tested and unbroken" and therefore useful. Here they are:
+ Women consider all men to be jerks. Henceforth, all nice and decent males are not considered men and therefore are lumped into a big "non-masculine" pile of undesirables.
+ Women become friends with the male people they enjoy being around. The people who they could not possibly stand to be friends with, they date. They then complain to their friends that their boyfriends are horrible people who emotionally torment them.
=+=
For all you complain about men, you display a distinct tendency to chase after the people that give you the most reason to complain. Which leads me to conclude either:
A.) Women are masochists.
OR
B.) Women enjoy complaining.
OR
C.) Women are distinctly irrational.
OR
D.) Some combination of the above.
Again, I state that this is likely not true of everyone. Just everyone in this city, with the possible exception of about three people who are already in healthy and stable relationships, and an incredibly large percentage of everyone in other areas too.
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Piper had this to say about Pirotess:
and so it digresses
No more Arwen pic?
*sniff*
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The idea of this thread is that it is FUNNY. Those who do not see it as such should just not post and let the rest of us have fun
it's a JOKE. Take it easy.
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Leaasa had this to say about Cuba:
Let me post this again, for people who obviously did not read the entire thread:it's a JOKE. Take it easy.
FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME!!!
Kind of like puzzle pieces It is broken to start, but once you put it together, there is a nice complete picture.
(flees!)
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Leaasa had this to say about Pirotess:
!!!
Runs away
SUCHII-SMASH!
narf!
/me runs for the zone, tossing individually wrapped doublestuf Oreos behind him
It's a balance thing.
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Drakkenmaw had this to say about Tron:
It's a joke. Good for you. But behind every piece of humor is an opinion, and my duty in life is to argue the opposite point of whatever thought is prominent.It's a balance thing.
Most people agree the earth is round.
Care to argue otherwise?
It's a difference.
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Drakkenmaw had this to say about Robocop:
It's a joke. Good for you. But behind every piece of humor is an opinion, and my duty in life is to argue the opposite point of whatever thought is prominent.It's a balance thing.
An intelligent opinion...
FOR ME TO NARF ON!
You know, the reason why women and men have all these problems is really simple.
The male smaller, lower brain (IE, the penis) has about 4,000 nerve bundles. Leading to coherent, sometimes stupidly simple thought.
The female smaller, lower brain (IE the clitoris) has about 8,000 nerve bundles. Leading to complex, emotional thoughts.
So, the messages get confused because men and women have different ways of saying something.
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Drakkenmaw had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
The fact that you know that is surprisingly disturbing to me.
That or he is making it up.
People can pull random numbers pretty easy.
Did you know 76% of all statistics are made up?
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We were all impressed when Elethi wrote:
*snipsnip*male 4,000 nerve bundles
female 8,000 nerve bundles
Roxxor!
Mine > Yours
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Drakkenmaw had this to say about Duck Tales:
The fact that you know that is surprisingly disturbing to me.
I read it somewhere.
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Leaasa wrote this stupid crap:
I wanna go home and see my boyfriend who is my favorite person in the whole world, even if he is a guy...
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Reynar had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
No more Arwen pic?*sniff*
Arwen > the Angry Druid
alas, the angry druid I am.
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Leaasa had this to say about pies:
I wanna go home and see my boyfriend who is my favorite person in the whole world, even if he is a guy...
Ok im confused WHO were you originally calling an asshead then
Also i think it's more apporpriate to call us dickheads since that's what we think with
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