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Piper stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Arwen > the Angry Druidalas, the angry druid I am.
Angry druid is a close second I suppose. 
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We were all impressed when Suchii wrote:
SILENCE, Bongachu!
Thanks for helping me i will now give you "pleasure" 
Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.
"I don't care if you don't like me, I still like yoooooooooouuuuuuu!"
Women are good, even if they think we're assheads 
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
I think my thoughts can all be summed up by this:"I don't care if you don't like me, I still like yoooooooooouuuuuuu!"
Women are good, even if they think we're assheads
Wise words
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Reynar and yadda yadda dispute:
Most people agree the earth is round. Care to argue otherwise?
Yes, I do. The earth is spherical. Not round.
**coughs**
But that's a symantical argument.
**coughs again**
** apologizes assuring you he got the point **
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Woody had this to say about Pirotess:
Yes, I do. The earth is spherical. Not round.
**coughs**
But that's a symantical argument.
**coughs again**
** apologizes assuring you he got the point **
I wondered if anyone would get me on technicality
And Piper, don't make me come up there.
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Sentow had this to say about Tron:
Odd, and here I thought that conflicts arising between genders were due to the Dark One's taint on Saidin.(flees!)
Saidin is unbalanced and needs to be nerfed again... When They lifted the Dark One's Nerf/Taint, they took everything out of balance! Now Saidin is clearly superior to Saidar, 
Not even our Linking and Shielding is enough to balance it out!
Creator Interactive needs to either buff up Saidar, or have Shaitan nerf Saidin again.
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Leaasa had this to say about Tron:
Agh, it burns, it burns! My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
I hate you all. Go to hell.
Did that work? No? Damn.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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Woody had this to say about John Romero:
Yes, I do. The earth is spherical. Not round.
**coughs**
But that's a symantical argument.
**coughs again**
** apologizes assuring you he got the point **
Just to be precise, it's more of an oblate spheroid, bulging at the equator due to the rotation about its axis.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Woody had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Yes, I do. The earth is spherical. Not round.
**coughs**
Actually, the Earth is an oblate spheroid (slightly flattened at the poles, protruding slightly at the equator).
Need a losenge for that cough?
And I can clear all this other stuff up in one sentence. The reason men and women have all these problems with each other is because women speak in estrogen and men listen in testosterone.
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Callalron impressed everyone with:
Actually, the Earth is an oblate spheroid (slightly flattened at the poles, protruding slightly at the equator).Need a losenge for that cough?
And I can clear all this other stuff up in one sentence. The reason men and women have all these problems with each other is because women speak in estrogen and men listen in testosterone.
Bloodsage beat you to it 
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Suchii had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Roxxor!Mine > Yours
Only during most of the month. 
>_<
Get the idea... oblate... spheroid.
Edit2: I was just poking at Reynar, just kidding. Hence the coughing. Edit3: I'm bad about not putting in smilies. Edit4: Clicks the edit button again, WHEEEEEE! [ 01-02-2002: Message edited by: Woody ] <-- inserted
EDIT: I know I know... point of precision.
Women love assheads, so it works, usually.
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Kloie impressed everyone with:
Only during most of the month.>_<
Ohhh... called on a technicality >_<
Anyways, if you DO you should really stop with all the "all I want to do is find a nice guy who will care about me" stuff and admit it more freely.
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Illanae had this to say about Duck Tales:
Men are assheads, because they are.Women love assheads, so it works, usually.
When she's right, she's right.. and damnit, she's right.
fook.
Do you wanna kiss?
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Rowyl had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Rowyl <-- assheadDo you wanna kiss?
:*
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Densetsu had this to say about Duck Tales:
STEREOTYPE ME! [Insert whichever smiley you think I meant to put]
u r a bitch
omg lololololl@@!@~!@#$#
kk la~
you guys are hilarious
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Lawgiver Cadga impressed everyone with:
u r a bitch
omg lololololl@@!@~!@#$#kk la~
*kisses her Dethy*
Though I'm sure he could come up with some reasons why women drive him to drink, having known me as long as he has
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Dr. Vorbis had this to say about Robocop:
[jay] *pulls his forefinger back with his middle finger at licks at it* Sounds like a fucking les, Lunchbox. Wonder if they'd do another chick infront of us for twenty fucking bucks. *high fives Silent Bob* Bonngg[/jay]
=)
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You see? Men can give you something too! I gave you a new sig text Leassa!
and it is much appreciated =)
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Leaasa had this to say about pies:
5. Men are assheads because they can't learn to think before they speak.
Yeah right, that is so wrong, cuz...shutup.
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De lid g am ond had this to say about pies:
Women ARE dumb...You are living proof Leassa! You can't even spell wimin right!
oh yeah and who are you Caligula
1. Woman in a bad mood; man does perfect thing, making woman happy... a good thing, woman keeps man.
2. Woman in a good mood, wants to share happiness, man replies with exactly the WRONG response. It doesn't matter what it is, it's EXACTLY WRONG. Woman is now very unhappy, wants to defenestrate (sp?) man... a bad thing, woman in a bad mood (see above, repeat as necessary)
3. Occasionally, woman in good/bad mood, man does EXACTLY the right thing, woman happy, man happy, sex occurs.
You see the problem? Women don't like to give people up... we're like overly possessive cats. 'This is my lap, how dare you stand up.*scratch*' So, we take time to get to the point where we COULD, at which point see one/three above... We just get derailed... it's very sad.
And can I just say that women who don't say what they mean get those of us who do into really deep shit(tm). I say 'Please do x, please do not do y' the male person I am talking to assumes I don't mean what I say and does y. I get upset... he responds with ' but everyone else likes y' I reply 'I asked you specifically not to' he responds 'Oh? I thought you were just saying that...'
The other reason men are assheads: Women communicate to share. Men communicate to fix. Unless specifically stated, a woman doesn't WANT you to fix it. She is perfectly capable of fixing it, she just wants you to tell her it's okay (or commiserate or even simply acknowledge) that it's broken, and that whenever she gets around to fixing it is just fine...
Which is a completely foreign language to boy-people... Someday someone will grow a boy-person who gets this and female brains everywhere will begin exploding.
So, the short version: Men are assheads because they are incapable of saying the correct thing without intense training.
*points to Pesco's post*
I would like one of those with a side of whipped cream, please...
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Leaasa had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I tend to be a witch to guys who I don't want talking to me,
No wonder you always yelled at me. I thought you were just a loud person!
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Drysart wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
No wonder you always yelled at me.I thought you were just a loud person!
rofl
