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Lawgiver Cadga had this to say about (_|_):
boobies!mmm donuts....coffee
oh yeah i have to go renew my liscense pretty soon :/
Only takes a few minutes 
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Leaasa had this to say about Duck Tales:
You said, why else would we love them so much, and I said because wimmin r dum. I wasn't singling you out.
Well, it lumped anyone in that catagory to being dumb.
Which is why I asked. How does it make us dumb? Because we're willing to see through occasional times of arrogance, stupid behaviour?
Women have plenty of shortcomings, too... and if Men loving us because of that makes them dumb too.. Well, it just all seems rather silly.
Loving someone who's a dickhead sometimes, doesn't make you dumb. Everyone does annoying crap that pisses us off. Because we forgive them and get over it, isn't a bad thing.
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Pesco had this to say about Pirotess:
5. Women think too much before they speak and confuse everyone, riddled with emotion.6. Women cant accept the answer of no.
guilty 
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Reynar wrote this stupid crap:
Only takes a few minutes
renewing your liscense?
oooo boy you never been to a NYS DMV have you?
people bring blankets and pillows.
If I never had sex in my entire life (And hey, I havent!) I would be fine with that as long as I had a decent, intelligent woman to talk to and be with.
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Pesco wrote this stupid crap:
Why we love women:
I love you, Pesco. *laughs*
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Delphi had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Size, what you can do, whatever. Falls in the same general category. The point was that I tend to think what I can talk with a woman about instead of do.If I never had sex in my entire life (And hey, I havent!) I would be fine with that as long as I had a decent, intelligent woman to talk to and be with.
hehe that will change once you have sex Mr Man :P
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Peachis had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Well, it lumped anyone in that catagory to being dumb.Which is why I asked. How does it make us dumb? Because we're willing to see through occasional times of arrogance, stupid behaviour?
Women have plenty of shortcomings, too... and if Men loving us because of that makes them dumb too.. Well, it just all seems rather silly.
Loving someone who's a dickhead sometimes, doesn't make you dumb. Everyone does annoying crap that pisses us off. Because we forgive them and get over it, isn't a bad thing.
It was an effin joke, chill. Being in a relationship means all of that shit, I understand that, I live it every day. I was keeping in the overall mood and hilarity of the thread.
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Leaasa wrote this stupid crap:
It was an effin joke, chill. Being in a relationship means all of that shit, I understand that, I live it every day. I was keeping in the overall mood and hilarity of the thread.
Sorry, just woke up.
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Check out the big brain on Lawgiver Cadga!
renewing your liscense?oooo boy you never been to a NYS DMV have you?
people bring blankets and pillows.
That I haven't. Which sounds like a good thing
Im usually never in the secretary of state for more then 10minutes whenever I have to renew.
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Leaasa had this to say about (_|_):
1. They lead you to believe something is going on, and then do something which totally contradicts it. (This applies to women too.)2. They play stupid when you call them on it.
3. They cannot be forthcoming and honest about certain situations. (This applies to women sometimes as well.)
4. They are driven by their penis first, stomach second, and brain last.
5. Men are assheads because they can't learn to think before they speak.
6. Most are yes men who couldn't say no to save their lives.
7. Men are assheads because they leave the toilet seat up. (okay not all do)
8. Men are assheads because they fart wherever and whenever they feel like. (okay not all do, just most do)
These are merely observations. If some brave soul wants to flame about them, I'm game, but just fair warning, I will winedit: The reason I will win is because there is too much evidence against you!!!!!!
*** added to the list -Piper
Here's an idea... Let's just say people are assheads, because EVERYONE does that stuff. And you're not 5 years old, you can remember to check to see if the toilet seat is down.
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Reynar had this to say about Duck Tales:
That I haven't. Which sounds like a good thingIm usually never in the secretary of state for more then 10minutes whenever I have to renew.
i run like a scared puppy once im done at the DMV. The DMV is hell, and NYS DMV is the training ground for hells minions..
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Blind Swordsman had this to say about Captain Planet:
Here's an idea... Let's just say people are assheads, because EVERYONE does that stuff. And you're not 5 years old, you can remember to check to see if the toilet seat is down.
hey i solved that problem.. i just aim very well screw putting it up and if i miss.. well at least the seats down right? :P
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Lawgiver Cadga had this to say about Punky Brewster:
hehe that will change once you have sex Mr Man :P
No, No it wont. If I ever have sex, It'll be with someone I truely love, and can spend the rest of my days with. Anything else is just fucking.
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Delphi had this to say about Punky Brewster:
No, No it wont. If I ever have sex, It'll be with someone I truely love, and can spend the rest of my days with. Anything else is just fucking.
Fucking can be good. *grins*
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Peachis had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Fucking can be good. *grins*
Erm.. I'm not saying that its bad, I'm just saying that I'd rather make love to one person in my entire life then to fuck a million people.
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Delphi had this to say about Captain Planet:
No, No it wont. If I ever have sex, It'll be with someone I truely love, and can spend the rest of my days with. Anything else is just fucking.
i said that then i got married :P
there is still "making love" and there is still "fucking" and "sex"
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Delphi thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
No, No it wont. If I ever have sex, It'll be with someone I truely love, and can spend the rest of my days with. Anything else is just fucking.
Dont knock it until you've tried it
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Delphi had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
No, No it wont. If I ever have sex, It'll be with someone I truely love, and can spend the rest of my days with. Anything else is just fucking.
You realize that romance is a key part to a relationship. And one of the larger pieces of romance is sex. *gasp*
Dont just fuck her... love her
hehehe 
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Delphi had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Erm.. I'm not saying that its bad, I'm just saying that I'd rather make love to one person in my entire life then to fuck a million people.
Agreed. Just don't put the pink frilly happy 'making love' bows on sex all the time. Get's boring.
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Reynar had this to say about dark elf butts:
Dont knock it until you've tried it
I never said it was bad, I simply expressed what I would rather do.
*sniffle* Is that so hard to understand? 
Maybe I should go just to try having a good time without using a keyboard...
Women may be tough to comprehend sometimes, but they've got those wonderful smiles and curvy places... 
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Peachis had this to say about dark elf butts:
Agreed. Just don't put the pink frilly happy 'making love' bows on sex all the time. Get's boring.
lol
And yes, for me its waiting for the right person as well, which I think I've found...
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Blind Swordsman had this to say about John Romero:
Here's an idea... Let's just say people are assheads, because EVERYONE does that stuff. And you're not 5 years old, you can remember to check to see if the toilet seat is down.
RAR! Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. The idea of this thread is that it is FUNNY. Those who do not see it as such should just not post and let the rest of us have fun
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Delphi had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Anything else is just fucking.
Anything else would uncivilized!
Humour Disclaimer
Ozius
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Alleria Qui'farush had this to say about Cuba:
Guys can either be sex hungry or just too lazy to go out! And if it's not true, then where the hell do these men live?
Connecticut, home of the Ozius and Diadem.
Ozius
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Check out the big brain on Azrael/Cthon!
Shameless sig text test!
Yaoi.
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Peachis had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Agreed. Just don't put the pink frilly happy 'making love' bows on sex all the time. Get's boring.
/me scribbles notes in his book
But they do like the pink frilly bows at times, particularly in the beginning, right?
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Zephyer wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Yaoi.
*Pulls out his sword and bangs Zephy on the head HARD with the flat of the blade then runs off screaming.*
just when im awake and not eating or thinking which is quite often i might add
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about (_|_):
/me scribbles notes in his bookBut they do like the pink frilly bows at times, particularly in the beginning, right?
Ask her! Every girl is different.
Some might like the rough-up-against-the-wall sex... others might want candles and romance all the time.
Important thing is communication.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Robocop:
/me scribbles notes in his bookBut they do like the pink frilly bows at times, particularly in the beginning, right?
it's like that for a while, but you'll be able to tell what kind of mood she's in.
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Peachis had this to say about pies:
...rough-up-against-the-wall sex...
Again, Connecticut. I'd like you folks to take some home with you...please? Bring some of your abstinent people over here!
Ozius
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Leaasa was all like:
it's like that for a while, but you'll be able to tell what kind of mood she's in.
Well, I'm telling any woman who might read this that I'd probably prefer "love-making amongst the quilts" more than "Co-Ed Naked Law Enforcement"...
But hey, I'm adaptable!
Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Robocop:
Well, I'm telling any woman who might read this that I'd probably prefer "love-making amongst the quilts" more than "Co-Ed Naked Law Enforcement"...But hey, I'm adaptable!
That too will change. You'll like it when she's in a wild mood.
