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Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 01-13-2002 01:42:30 PM
He changed it to SQL code a while back.
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 01-13-2002 01:54:13 PM
In a darkened room
Beyond the reach of God's faith
Lies the wounded, the shattered remains of love betrayed
And the innocence of a child is bought and sold
In the name of the damned
The rage of the angels left silent and cold

Forgive me please for I know not what I do
How can I keep inside the hurt I know is true

Tell me when a kiss of love becomes a lie
That bears the scar of sin too deep
To hide behind this fear of running unto you
Please let there be light
In a darkened room

All the precious times have been put to rest again
And the smile of the dawn
Brings tainted lust singing my requiem
Can I face the day when I'm tortured in my trust
And watch the crystalize
While my salvation it crumbles to dust

Why can't I steer the ship before it hits the storm
I've fallen to the sea but still I swim for shore

Tell me when a kiss of love becomes a lie
That bears the scar of sin too deep
To hide behind this fear of running unto you
Please let there be light
In a darkened room

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-13-2002 02:34:55 PM
Mortious ties Lazuli to some train tracks, before twiddling his overly-long 'tash, cackling, and running away.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-13-2002 02:41:26 PM
*trips Mort as he is running away, shaves his 'stach off and then, distracts Mort with furry pr0n before taking off*
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 01-13-2002 02:42:49 PM
quote:
Jalal d'Varr had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
He changed it to SQL code a while back.

What would that acronym stand for?

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 01-13-2002 02:54:34 PM
I love the fishies cause they're so deliciese! Goldfishies!

I eat fishes everyday, and my mom says that okay. *snicker*

..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 01-13-2002 02:55:08 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
What would that acronym stand for?

Structured Query Language

It basically means instead of using plain text files to store data, I rewrote most of UBB to use an actual database package for all the data storage instead, which is faster and more stable.

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Drysart
Pancake
posted 01-13-2002 02:59:02 PM
test
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 01-13-2002 02:59:53 PM
test2
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 01-13-2002 03:00:44 PM
test3
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 01-13-2002 03:01:41 PM
Woohoo! Long threads are now like a bazillion times faster than they were a few minutes ago! Game on!

(btw, I'm winning)

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-13-2002 03:02:37 PM
test...

1,2,3...

Okay.

*wanders off*

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 03:35:18 PM
Good to see SQL supports me winning.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-13-2002 03:38:14 PM
YOU ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID!
THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN WIN IS DRYSART BY RESPONDING, THEN IMMEDIATELY LOCKING THE THREAD!

(And Snoota takes the lead!)

(Joke blatantly reused from page 23)

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-13-2002 03:38:26 PM
Even supports you losing.
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 01-13-2002 03:39:05 PM
It supports me more.
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 03:47:24 PM
You're right, Strider, it does support you losing more.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-13-2002 03:57:53 PM
Just passing through.

*goes off to make waylay plans*

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 04:25:41 PM
*Removes "waylay" from Trent's vocabulary.*
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-13-2002 04:29:20 PM
Walks into the thread, and finds himself winning.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Rabidbunnylover
Pancake
posted 01-13-2002 04:44:14 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Drysart!
Structured Query Language

It basically means instead of using plain text files to store data, I rewrote most of UBB to use an actual database package for all the data storage instead, which is faster and more stable.

I would point out that Ikonboard 3 supports MySQL from out of the box, but ...

Merp
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-13-2002 04:44:32 PM
Testis, testis, one, two... Three?

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 04:51:14 PM
Beavis and Butthead are old.

You lose.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 01-13-2002 04:58:02 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Rabidbunnylover was all like:
I would point out that Ikonboard 3 supports MySQL from out of the box, but ...

I would point out that Ikonboard 3 wasn't out when I put up this board in 1999. I would also point out that Ikonboard 0.0000000000alpha0 wasn't out when I put up this board.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-13-2002 05:07:09 PM
Hey Drys, will this thread just keep going and going, or will it stop at 2500 replies?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-13-2002 05:11:47 PM
WEEEEEE!

I! AM! THE WINNAR!

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 05:14:13 PM
*Strikes Ruvyen down*
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 01-13-2002 05:22:36 PM
*throws Waisz into a garbage disposal*
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-13-2002 05:24:38 PM
quote:
Drysart wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Woohoo! Long threads are now like a bazillion times faster than they were a few minutes ago! Game on!

(btw, I'm winning)

Goodness, it works great! This thread loaded like a breeze!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-13-2002 05:42:39 PM
quote:
Drysart impressed everyone with:
Woohoo! Long threads are now like a bazillion times faster than they were a few minutes ago! Game on!

(btw, I'm winning)

I noticed that it also has started a second row for the page numbers while you are in the thread.

Before, it was just making the page wider to hold the longer list.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-13-2002 06:00:45 PM
quote:
WaisztarrozBarrimas had this to say about pies:
*Removes "waylay" from Trent's vocabulary.*

Hm... stolen words from my vocabulary.

*goes off to forge a plan to undermine Waisz*

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-13-2002 06:06:05 PM
These sausages will give me the energy I need to win!

*Eats the sausages, and begins to accelerate.*

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-13-2002 06:08:40 PM
*watches Ruvy slip on the grease dripping from the sausages*

*steps over him to bask in the glory of winning for a moment*

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 06:43:20 PM
Win = good.

Therefore, you = bad.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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Deathbeam Warhero
Pancake
posted 01-13-2002 06:43:36 PM
*edits his post quickly and damns the wizards*

Looks like I win again!

[ 01-13-2002: Message edited by: Deathbeam Warhero ]

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 06:45:18 PM
You forgot to kick me out of the way, dwarfy boy.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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Resident grammar whore.
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Deathbeam Warhero
Pancake
posted 01-13-2002 06:46:02 PM
Hah! The edit is mightier than the reply!
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 06:47:06 PM
Whatever.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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Resident grammar whore.
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 01-13-2002 06:53:45 PM
quote:
WaisztarrozBarrimas had this to say about Tron:
Whatever.

I do not want to hear that word again today...please refer to this thread.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 06:56:44 PM
*Releases a horde of screaching monkies who say "Yaoi" onto Azrael*

Hmm?

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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Resident grammar whore.
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