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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 01-13-2002 07:01:28 PM
*Walks back into the thread, with a couple dozen people including Lsanna, Obelisk, Hillodania, and the rest of his characters following him, who massacre the monkeys. Then walks over to Waisz, glowers at him for a second, then pulls a 100ton(copyright of Ranma 1/2) and slams Waisz over the head with it and walks off*
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 01-13-2002 07:03:19 PM
Unleash my flying monkies!

What? At Cagda's church? ALL of them?

*sigh*

Unleash my Jetsking basset hounds!

Gods, how lame. I'll never be able to show my face at the wicked witch parties ever again...

Go forth, my minions! Go forth, and kill all others that post here, so that I can win!

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 07:06:31 PM
You can't kill a poster.

It's against the rules.

No hitting below the belt, either.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-13-2002 07:17:46 PM
Guh... I'm running out of gags... Hmm... I know!

*Pulls out a remote control, presses The Big Red Button™, and watches as the person in the lead is smitten (Smited? Smote? Who cares?) by a nonlethal anvil as he runs into da lead!*

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Ragabash
Pancake
posted 01-13-2002 07:26:01 PM
I SWEAR this is the last time I resurrect your arse!

Feed my hungry soul.
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 07:28:12 PM
Win.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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Evil
Pancake
posted 01-13-2002 07:29:48 PM
I feel mentally drained after playing ToonTown for three hours and felt this thread would be the best place to let such a useless coment off my chest.

Oh, and Im winning.

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-13-2002 07:34:11 PM
I wonder if Azymyth's SL will ever get this long?
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Evil
Pancake
posted 01-13-2002 07:35:39 PM
Your sig gives me a headache as I remember Starscreams peircing voice.

(This was another excuse to post)

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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-13-2002 07:36:25 PM
DON'T F*CK WITH MEGATRON!!!
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 07:38:38 PM
Look! A monkey!

*Takes the lead.*

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-13-2002 07:38:48 PM
*Blink... Blink.*

i eetz da braenz!

*eetz yummay braenz!*

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-13-2002 07:39:28 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Robocop:
I wonder if Azymyth's SL will ever get this long?

Regardless, it'll have more content than any one of these long threads.

BOOP

PEE

HA HA HA ASS GO POOP

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Evil
Pancake
posted 01-13-2002 07:39:57 PM
I agree.

Don't Fuck With Megatron

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 07:40:09 PM
You're nothing but a monkey.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-13-2002 07:41:43 PM
Yes, he's the person I looked at!
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 01-13-2002 07:42:08 PM
tihs thread si liek a taco
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-13-2002 07:43:39 PM
*uses hsi graetsword too cut Kagraams skull inhalf so he cna eet the YUMMAY BRAENZ!*
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 08:24:59 PM
Onboard systems power check.

Onboard systems power check complete.

Procede to win.

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 01-13-2002 08:27:16 PM
*Sees a big neon sign pointing that way that reads 'braenz', and runs off in that direction!*
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 08:35:15 PM
Ruvyen goes into something he cannot win.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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Jraik Doomshadow
The Furry Iksar
posted 01-13-2002 09:14:15 PM
I now declare the thread closed. Thank you all for playing, please stop replying. Thank you.


I win. hehehe

There is an ancient Iksar saying, that something lasts only as long as the last person remembers it. My people have come to trust memory over history. Memory, like fire, is radiant and immutable. Those who renounce the flame of memory in order to put out the dangerous fire of truth: Beware these men, for they are dangerous themselves... and unwise. There are false histories written on the blood of those who might remember, and on those who seek the truth.
Jraik Doomshadow
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-13-2002 09:16:51 PM
Tazer!

I win.

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-13-2002 10:06:32 PM
You lose!
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Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 01-13-2002 10:20:21 PM
I now declare this thread open again. Thanks for posting. I like cheese.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-13-2002 10:22:42 PM
You're most welcome.

Has been my pleasure to post after you.

LOSER

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Ryuujin
posted 01-13-2002 10:32:36 PM
Leave 'Er Alone! It's my thread and anyone can post in it so THERE!
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-13-2002 10:34:00 PM
eh?

Post

Post

Post

Post

Gate

Post

Post

Fence.

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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 01-14-2002 04:32:03 AM
Hehe, this thread was almost low enough to get on the second page. I saved it though! Aren't you glad?
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Miandor
Pancake
posted 01-14-2002 04:49:06 AM
Weeeee~
Miandor 56th High Elf Magician
Tulerin Hippyassassin 54th Wood Elf hippy rogue
Myriad Tholuxe Paells
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nem-x
posted 01-14-2002 04:52:32 AM
warble warble
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-14-2002 09:09:54 AM

I love that pic

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Legonaire
Pancake
posted 01-14-2002 09:23:56 AM
mumble mumble, eek.... < runs away >
If animals weren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat ??
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Palou
Lounge Lizard
posted 01-14-2002 12:46:12 PM
ODELAY
Palou Sabaco
The Sexiest Lizard in Kelethin!
[Povar]
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-14-2002 12:55:10 PM
*can't let this one win*

RAWR!! *snickers*

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 01-14-2002 01:30:49 PM
*Opens up a bottle of "False topic of posting" and drips it on the ground. After a false topic is created for the others to go to, he posts on the correct one.*
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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nem-x
posted 01-14-2002 03:30:37 PM
I win, therefore I win.
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Ryuujin
posted 01-14-2002 03:33:54 PM
Bunny Logic!
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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 01-14-2002 03:38:23 PM
walks back into the lead
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 01-14-2002 04:47:50 PM
Sporks > Foons
Veni, vidi, vici
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