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Blindy. had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Still don't know how I'm going to ask her.
In situations like this, I always think to myself:
What would Spider-Man do?
Don't set up some big special event to ask her, because it's both cliche and she'll be expecting it by that point (unless she is already?). Some fancy dinner, etc. Eh. Overdone.
Also keep in mind that it'll be a memory permanently etched in her mind (and yours), so you want to ask someplace that'll hold a nice memory for each of you. So something she enjoys or both of you enjoy spending leisure time would be good. Even riding on a ferry or something has a good romantic feel to it (as long as it doesn't stink of shrimp or gull poop).
All in all, though, a place she can be happy with remembering the when and where would be the best bet. Good luck to you sir and I hope she says yes 
Have sex with her tonight, and when you pull out, simultaneously blow your load on her face and toss the ring on with the jism. She'll go from "Ewww" to "Awww! in two seconds flat.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj painfully thought these words up:
OK, here's the plan.Have sex with her tonight, and when you pull out, simultaneously blow your load on her face and toss the ring on with the jism. She'll go from "Ewww" to "Awww! in two seconds flat.
omg..I think I may have pee myself just a little bit when I read that.
Good luck Blindy. 
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From the book of Ares, chapter 3, verse 16:
omg..I think I may have pee myself just a little bit when I read that.Good luck Blindy.
:quagmire:
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Karnaj attempted to be funny by writing:
OK, here's the plan.Have sex with her tonight, and when you pull out, simultaneously blow your load on her face and toss the ring on with the jism. She'll go from "Ewww" to "Awww! in two seconds flat.
BWAAHAHAHHAAH
I love it!
Here's what I'm doing. This is going down Thursday, as in the day after Tomorrow. I've told her that I'm taking her out to dinner at the celestial, which is just about the most romantic restaurant in Cincinnati. It's high on a hill overlooking the city, and they've got live jazz playing Thursday though Saturday.
She is getting flowers delivered to her work. Along with the flowers is a long card talking about our history together, the good times and the bad, and how I wouldn't change a moment because any second with her is better than a second without her. It is signed "I love you, Tom"
Then she is getting more flowers delivered to her parents house. These have a card that talks about our lives right now and how she's super busy and how incredibly proud of her I am about how she manages to keep up with a billion different things and still pay attention to myself and her family and such. It is signed "I love you, Tom"
I'm going to leave the third card along with a glass rose with the guys at the Celestial, and hopefully they will have it waiting at a window side table when we arrive. The third card is going to talk about how I had always been scared about growing old and having kids and all that grown up crap, until I met her and realized that as long as I had her for a partner I wouldn't have anything to worry about. It is signed "Will you marry me?"
Once she reads that and looks at me all confused I will get down on one knee and ask the question. She will say yes, and then we will be happy and such and so on and eat some $50 chicken or steak.
Three weeks later we were and the honeymoon lasted 4 hours.
Of course, I'd rather have a great dinner with a great view as a memory for a proposal then the thought of me cooking scrambled eggs :wtf: but each anniversary is more memorable than the last and are infinitely better than the memory of the proposal.
Bonne Chance!
wow. That's... awesome. Good luck!copies and pastes it for future reference
edit: wrong smiley BeauChan fucked around with this message on 03-06-2007 at 06:26 PM.
Her mom tells me the flowers for her home are delivered and waiting.
Phase 3 is prepared, the glass rose and the card are at the restaurant.
T-Minus 2 hours 30 minutes and counting.
"Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen," in a Coruscanti accent. Lord knows I would.
Good luck!
She's on her way over here to go out for dinner.
Everything is proceeding has I have foreseen.
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Blindy. was listening to Cher while typing:
NOPE!She said yes!
Why'd it take so long for you to post that?
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While you read this, I'm gonna go make out with Skaw's mom:
Why'd it take so long for you to post that?
Post-engagement sex?
Nah, just kidding. If you two are happy, congratulations.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Blindy. was listening to Cher while typing:
Post-engagement sex?
Thats what I was hinting at.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 03-09-2007 at 04:35 PM.
Congrats Blindy
Grats.
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Mightion Defensor said:
I'm guessing you've got the pictures in the wrong order... there's no way you still had that pile o' Benjamins after buying that rock.
Things went sour.
Off to the pawn shop we go! 
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From the Book of Armaments, Mortious did read;
Things went sour.Off to the pawn shop we go!
I can't tell if you're joking. Bummer if you're not, though.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
