Man weddings are expensive.
My father can suck the joy out of winning the lottery.
Ellipses should only be used when there's a pause, or an omission in a sentence last I checked. It's also commonly used to express speechlessness or a state of being dumbfounded. Meaning this shit where you end every fucking sentence with a god damn ellipsis is fucking stupid, unless you're looking to seem like some kind of retarded airhead. You're only looking for one period at the end of your sentences. Also, if you're going to use an ellipsis, they only consist of 3 periods, not the random amount that you feel like shitting out at the end of any sentence. Sheesh.
Anyhow, I just realized that I've never actually congratulated Blindy for the whole marriage thing anywhere in this thread. Huh.
Congrats Blindy, I hope everything works out well between you and her now, in the foreseeable future, and in the unforeseeable future.
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It's one of the few ways that you can make yourself look completely retarded on the internet.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Greenlit had this to say about Punky Brewster:
That's a shitty poem.
then find me a better one.....
That day, the day the saucers came, by some coincidence,
Was the day that the graves gave up their dead
And the zombies pushed up through soft earth
or erupted, shambling and dull-eyed, unstoppable,
Came towards us, the living, and we screamed and ran,
But you did not notice this because
On the saucer day, which was the zombie day, it was
Ragnarok also, and the television screens showed us
A ship built of dead-man's nails, a serpent, a wolf,
All bigger than the mind could hold, and the cameraman could
Not get far enough away, and then the Gods came out
But you did not see them coming because
On the saucer-zombie-battling gods day the floodgates broke
And each of us was engulfed by genies and sprites
Offering us wishes and wonders and eternities
And charm and cleverness and true brave hearts and pots of gold
While giants feefofummed across the land, and killer bees,
But you had no idea of any of this because
That day, the saucer day the zombie day
The Ragnarok and fairies day, the day the great winds came
And snows, and the cities turned to crystal, the day
All plants died, plastics dissolved, the day the
Computers turned, the screens telling us we would obey, the day
Angels, drunk and muddled, stumbled from the bars,
And all the bells of London were sounded, the day
Animals spoke to us in Assyrian, the Yeti day,
The fluttering capes and arrival of the Time Machine day,
You didn't notice any of this because
you were sitting in your room, not doing anything
not even reading, not really, just
looking at your telephone,
wondering if I was going to call.
By Ween
Cold blows the wind over my true love
Cold blows the drops of rain
I've never had but one true love
And in Camville he was slain
I'll do as much for my true love
As any young girl may
I'll sit and weep down by his grave
For twelve month and one day
But when twelve months will come and gone
This young man will arose
What makes you weep down by my grave
I can't take my repose
One kiss one kiss of your lily white lips
One kiss is all that I crave
One kiss one kiss of your lily white lips
And return back to your grave
My lips they are as cold as my grave
My breath is heavy and strong
If thou was to kiss my lily white lips
Thy days would not be long
Oh don't you remember the garden grove
Where we used to walk
Pluck the finest flower of them all
To wither to a stalk
Go fetch me a nut from a dungeon deep
And water from a stone
And white milk from the maidens breast
That babe had never know
Go dig me a grave both long wide and deep
As quickly as you may
I'll lie down in it and take one sleep
For twelve month and one day
Cold blows the wind over my true love
Cold blows the drops of rain
I've never had but one true love
And in Camville he was slain
I'll do as much for my true love
As any young girl may
I'll sit and weep down by his grave
For twelve months and one day
They landed on earth in spaceships humongous.
Posing as grownups, they now walk among us.
My parents deny this, but I know the truth.
They're here to enslave me and spoil my youth.
Early each morning, as the sun rises,
Mom and dad put on their earthling disguises.
I knew right away their masks weren't legit.
Their faces are lined - they sag and don't fit.
The earth's gravity makes them sluggish and slow.
They say not to run, wherever I go.
They live by the clock. They're slaves to routines.
They work the year 'round. They're almost machines.
They deny that TV and fried food have much worth.
They cannot be human. They're not of this earth.
I cannot escape their alien gaze,
And they're warping my mind with their alien ways.
For sinister plots, this one is a gem.
They're bringing me up to turn me into them!
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
My mom and my dad are not what they seem.
Their dull appearance is part of their scheme.
I know of their plans. I know their techniques.
My parents are outer space alien freaks!They landed on earth in spaceships humongous.
Posing as grownups, they now walk among us.
My parents deny this, but I know the truth.
They're here to enslave me and spoil my youth.Early each morning, as the sun rises,
Mom and dad put on their earthling disguises.
I knew right away their masks weren't legit.
Their faces are lined - they sag and don't fit.The earth's gravity makes them sluggish and slow.
They say not to run, wherever I go.
They live by the clock. They're slaves to routines.
They work the year 'round. They're almost machines.They deny that TV and fried food have much worth.
They cannot be human. They're not of this earth.
I cannot escape their alien gaze,
And they're warping my mind with their alien ways.For sinister plots, this one is a gem.
They're bringing me up to turn me into them!
YES.
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Aw, geez, I have Blindy. all over myself!
Just got back from looking at reception halls.Man weddings are expensive.
Yeah, that's why we did the civil ceremony, followed with a raging, insane kegger; we didn't want to go into debt to get married.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
