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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-20-2007 04:09:27 PM
Hey, at least he could afford one. I'm still on the hook with my wife for one.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-20-2007 04:22:39 PM
quote:
We all got dumber when Bloodsage said:
You couldn't afford one that was in focus?


I don't think my cellphone knows how to focus.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-20-2007 04:35:07 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Karnaj absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Hey, at least he could afford one. I'm still on the hook with my wife for one.

You're golden. We did the Justice O' The Peace thing with the expectation of a diamond and real wedding to follow at some indeterminent time in the future. It'll be 18 years in June, and still counting unless Vernal reads this!

The key is to keep bringing up the infinite array of things the money could better be spent on.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-20-2007 04:48:19 PM
Oh, I just keep throwing out "Want to buy a house sometime within the next 10 years?" and then she's good for a couple more months.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 03-20-2007 04:49:46 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Bloodsage wrote:
The key is to keep bringing up the infinite array of things the money could better be spent on.

Like the 10 year wedding ring upgrade, the 15 year week-long vacation in Italy, and I'm still hoping for the BIG wedding reception we never had at 25 years.

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-20-2007 05:04:54 PM
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill himher with a terrible resolve."
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 03-20-2007 05:45:03 PM
quote:
Vernaltemptress had this to say about Optimus Prime:
and I'm still hoping for the BIG wedding reception we never had at 25 years.

What? You mean the dinner we all had together at the Korean place on the Strip didn't count?

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 03-20-2007 08:16:31 PM
So when is the wedding?

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-20-2007 09:02:17 PM
Sage sounds like my Dad. Except my Dad doesn't have a motorcycle.

And you all DO realize that you lucked out with the picture of the money, right? You all seemed terribly interested in Blindy's giant wad.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 03-21-2007 12:54:21 AM
that's platinum, right? if you payed 3600 fo a stone that small in white gold, you got assplowed.
Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-21-2007 03:14:48 AM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Callalron absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
What? You mean the dinner we all had together at the Korean place on the Strip didn't count?

I think it counts.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-21-2007 08:16:25 AM
quote:
Kaiote says po-ta-to, I say pa-ta-to:
that's platinum, right? if you payed 3600 fo a stone that small in white gold, you got assplowed.

A EGL certified 1.03 carat stone?

That's "that small"? And not worth >3600?

Your ass is crazy. Talk about something you know a fuck about.

For your reference, this is how much the same stone (JUST THE STONE) would cost from bluenile.com

Blindy. fucked around with this message on 03-21-2007 at 08:25 AM.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-21-2007 08:17:45 AM
quote:
This one time, at band camp, Jajahotep said:
So when is the wedding?

06/07/08 it seems. We're booking the reception hall this weekend.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-21-2007 09:53:04 AM
Do it on the West Coast so I can come visit, you abbis abbaba
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 03-21-2007 11:05:17 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Blindy. stammered:
06/07/08 it seems. We're booking the reception hall this weekend.

Awesome date

And it's also nice to know that I'm not the only one who is engaged now and marrying next year (been getting a lot of slack from strangers here for waiting a year).

Congrats, again!

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-21-2007 11:44:15 AM
Blue Nile is an insanely expensive site. I'm glad she likes her ring though, as that's what counts.
Ares
posted 03-21-2007 11:53:43 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Jajahotep was all like:
Awesome date

And it's also nice to know that I'm not the only one who is engaged now and marrying next year (been getting a lot of slack from strangers here for waiting a year).

Congrats, again!


Seriously? Most of my friends are waiting at least a year, many of them 2-3 years.

I'm glad everything worked out for you Blindy, it's a lovely ring.

Boss
Pancake
posted 03-21-2007 03:12:24 PM
Congratulations on your success and good luck with everything.
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 03-21-2007 04:46:50 PM
quote:
Blindy. had this to say about Robocop:
A EGL certified 1.03 carat stone?

That's "that small"? And not worth >3600?

Your ass is crazy. Talk about something you know a fuck about.

For your reference, this is how much the same stone (JUST THE STONE) would cost from bluenile.com


For the stats of the stone.. yeah, even at 1.03ct that price is high. a 1.03ct stone is not rare in the least. The cut is good enough to pass without inspecting with a loupe. The other factors of the stone are good, and if anything ever happens to the ring, the stone can easily be replaced.

Bluenile is like buying jewelery at walmart, only without the discounts. Jackedup prices for halfassed work.

I could go into more detail on why the price seems a bit high to me.. but I'd rather not pick apart and insult your fiance's ring. Although, depending on where you live, where you bought the ring and such may be a huge factor in the jacked price.

Major jeweler chains, like Kay and DeBeers, tend to sell you on all the points on the ring, and indeed, charge you for them. Everything from the stone,and random details about it, to the design of the ring, and metal used in its construction. When the fact of the matter is, they sold about a million of the same ring, with whatever stones they had on hand. The cost of the metal is of little importance, because the stone itself s the focal point,and most expensive part of the ring. They will tell you what the stone costs, and even let you compare it to other stones that cost both more, and less. So you can "see" the differing value between a 2500$ ring,and a 3500$ ring. And yes, you can see it. But unless you are really schooled in grading stones yourself.. it means nothing, because you dont know what to look for.

Half of the people SELLING the rings dont know what to look for. Most cant tell a ruby from a spinel without having a tag on the stone itself. (This is even true of the British crown jewels, which includes two of the biggest rubies ever found.. which are actually spinel)

The reason I said that if its not platinum, you got assplowed.. is this.
Diamonds are a haggling item. Like a house or a car, or anything else so fuck off expensive. You might have been able to talk the salesperson down to 3k for the ring, less if it's white gold.. (Which, btw, is composed of less than 50% gold. More like 47%). Platinum is MUCH more expensive, harder to work with, and all than gold is. Which makes the value of the ring much higher, and harder to haggle over.

The bottom line is what SHE thinks of it, and what her happiness with the ring means to you. So if she is happy,and you are satisfied with her hapiness being worth the mild assplowing you got on the price.. then the price is justified.

Along with the assplowing.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-21-2007 06:26:01 PM
Ah, it's obvious that you know more than the independent jewelry appraiser I got, who put the replacement value at $4,500.
Mightion Defensor
posted 03-21-2007 06:33:07 PM
Why are you guys arguing this? Isn't the true gem supposed to be the woman wearing the ring?

I am so darned smooth it's a wonder I'm not married.

Willias
Pancake
posted 03-21-2007 06:41:10 PM
as smooth as raw corn on the cob
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 03-21-2007 07:49:15 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Willias!
as smooth as raw corn on the cob

That's such an awesome analogy, I've been giggling like a six year old for 10 minutes now.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 03-21-2007 11:00:51 PM
quote:
Blindy. had this to say about Pirotess:
Ah, it's obvious that you know more than the independent jewelry appraiser I got, who put the replacement value at $4,500.

I'm not being paid for a good review.

And no, I havent bought my appraiser's certificate yet, but it's only 700 bucks and a 45 day online course...

In the end, like everybody else has said. What you paid, or what it's worth do not matter. If you and Her are satisfied, and happy, then it is worth it.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-21-2007 11:09:36 PM
You don't pay them for a good review, you pay them for an accurate review, so you don't pay a higher insurance premium on it than you have to. And the guy I went to has been doing for at least 15 years, since my cousins used him too, so I'm pretty sure he knows what he's talking about.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-22-2007 12:14:06 AM
Go go internet appraisal. Fuck yeah! :I

Densetsu fucked around with this message on 03-22-2007 at 12:14 AM.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Maradon!
posted 03-22-2007 01:41:25 AM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Densetsu who doth quote:
Go go internet appraisal. Fuck yeah! :I

I am reasonably certain that Blindy is:

1) Not blitheringly stupid.

and 2) Currently far more knowledgeable than the vast majority of us on the subject of rings and ring purchasing, simply by virtue of the fact that he was preparing for a multi-thousand dollar investment and, due to item #1 above, has done considerable research.

Willias
Pancake
posted 03-22-2007 01:45:40 AM
quote:
Kaiote had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
In the end, like everybody else has said. What you paid, or what it's worth do not matter. If you and Her are satisfied, and happy, then it is worth it.

Well, you are the one who brought it up.

quote:
Densetsu had this to say about his penis:
Go go internet appraisal. Fuck yeah! :I

shut up detective

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-23-2007 01:52:03 PM
quote:
Ares stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Seriously? Most of my friends are waiting at least a year, many of them 2-3 years.

Jaja is down in the Carolinas, where people still say phrases like "living in sin"

Jaja isn't living in Sin. She's living in a really nice suburb

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 03-23-2007 03:08:53 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about pies:
Jaja is down in the Carolinas, where people still say phrases like "living in sin"

Jaja isn't living in Sin. She's living in a really nice suburb


Damn skippy

Ares
posted 03-23-2007 03:54:45 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Captain Planet:
Jaja is down in the Carolinas, where people still say phrases like "living in sin"

Jaja isn't living in Sin. She's living in a really nice suburb


OIC... Well, they arn't living in sin, since they are all living separate from their soon to be spouses except for one couple

Shame on you Jaja!

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 03-23-2007 08:40:07 PM
quote:
Ares Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Shame on you Jaja!

What can I say? When I'm good, I'm very good -- but when I'm bad, I'm even better..

Ares
posted 03-24-2007 11:59:54 AM
quote:
Jajahotep impressed everyone with:
What can I say? When I'm good, I'm very good -- but when I'm bad, I'm even better..

nem-x
posted 03-24-2007 12:05:42 PM
quote:
Ares stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:

Ares
posted 03-24-2007 12:26:55 PM
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-24-2007 01:03:05 PM
quote:
Ares said:

Ares
posted 03-24-2007 04:36:54 PM
quote:
Mortious probably says this to all the girls:


Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-24-2007 05:59:46 PM
quote:
Die, Willias! You don't belong in this world!
shut up detective

I'll detect you.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Willias
Pancake
posted 03-24-2007 06:07:33 PM
quote:
Densetsu wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I'll detect you.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-24-2007 06:11:31 PM
quote:
It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by Willias who wishes to pay me tribute!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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