I, for one, can't make a burrito. They fall apart all the time and taste like Mexican butthair.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into JooJooFlop who doth quote:
First of all, are you heating the tortillas properly? Also, what kind of taco seasoning are you using?
What does the seasoning have to do with structural integrity?
I can't kill warriors in PVP. Other people (only warriors) claim that I should be able to.
I even started a warrior in the hopes of learning their weaknesses, but at level 54 as an extremely poorly equipped MS warrior, I'm pretty certain I could kill me with ease, especially if I've got recklessness up. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 04-05-2006 at 03:17 AM.
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Maradon! was naked while typing this:
What does the seasoning have to do with structural integrity?
Nothing. You may notice his troubles with homemade burritos are twofold. I was merely addressing the secondary issue.
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x--JooJooFlopO-('-'Q) :
Nothing. You may notice his troubles with homemade burritos are twofold. I was merely addressing the secondary issue.
Oh, I missed the mexican butthair issue.
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
First of all, are you heating the tortillas properly? Also, what kind of taco seasoning are you using?
Well, to a culinary elitist like yourself, this might sound like blasphemy, but I tried making one out of microwaved tortillas (fifteen seconds), then I fried up some pre-cooked fajita-seasoned chicken in a skillet, put in some nuked Spanish Rice (Uncle Ben's ready-rice) and slathered it with some cheap Jalepeno hotsauce.
It tasted vile, truly, and I think a lot of it had to do with the rice. I might have put too much chicken and rice in for one burrito to handle, at any rate.
Also, use this shit. It fucking rocks. It's not for the man who craves insane hotness, but it does have a pretty large wang. The beauty of it comes in its excellent flavor. Señor Gains fucked around with this message on 04-05-2006 at 08:03 AM.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
It's not something people hear about.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about (_|_):
I can't wipe sitting down. I have to stand up, otherwise I make a huge, huge mess.
I thought that was only obscenely fat guys who had to stand up.
Even I can sit down.
It's not something people hear about.
As in, if a police officer came up and told me to describe my squad leader, I would be unable to convey her appearance even though I see her almost every minute of every day 
I could sit down in front of you, and be unable to come up with any kind of description while staring you right in the face ;DBeyond the simple things (black, cracker, short/long hair, etc) it is unpossible! ;x
I also am incapable of handling criticism. It may not faze me at the moment, but it will continue swimming around my brain until I end up having a nervous breakdown
Nor can I whistle. Air comes out, but no whistly goodness!
I also cannot have a panda in my back yard, according to the standards for panda care outlined by the government of the Peoples' Republic of China.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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The propaganda machine of Sean's junta released this statement:
I thought that was only obscenely fat guys who had to stand up.Even I can sit down.
It's not a physical impossibility for me, I just can't get the same coordination or leverage or something. It's like having sex with Snoota for the first time: it's awkward, very little gets done, and in the end, there's shit everywhere.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
i want to whistle damnit!
I cant not procrastinate, i can make a damn good burito though ^____^
"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush
Of course, I whistle somewhat differently from everyone that I know, so I may not be the best source of advice.
quote:I can't congratulate you, because you posted this in a thread of things you can't do.
Ninety-nine bottles of Mightion Defensor on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Mightion Defensor...
I have a job interview Friday, at an ISP that deals mainly with dialup (!) and a little bit of cable.
I can't remember names unless I can put them in a pattern. Place names are useless; I only remember the names and locations of four or five towns in my own county (out of somewhere between 40 and 60). My odds of remembering a person's name are about 1 in 10 during the first 5 minutes, and maybe 1 in 100 long term, even if I want to remember it at the time I hear it.
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Bloodsage impressed everyone with:
The key to tortillas is to buy the huge ones and then steam them on a screen over hot water to make them pliable.
Moisture from steaming also coaxes gluten to the surface of the tortilla so it's adhesive to itself, allowing greater structural integrity once the burrito is wrapped. But if steaming isn't an option the microwave will do. Wiping it with a wet paper towel before heating should provide all moisture needed.
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How.... `Doc.... uughhhhhh:
I can't congratulate you, because you posted this in a thread of things you can't do.
Oh, the sweet suculent irony.
I can't spell worth shit.
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Bloodsage had this to say about Cuba:
I'm not good at that whole "diplomacy" thing.
At your rank, you're not good at diplomacy?
I call bullshit.
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How.... Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael.... uughhhhhh:
I have difficulties shutting off the longwinded "am I being penalized for length? better pad out the argument" side of my typing.I also cannot have a panda in my back yard, according to the standards for panda care outlined by the government of the Peoples' Republic of China.
But you can have a shar pei!
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Kaiote had this to say about dark elf butts:
At your rank, you're not good at diplomacy?I call bullshit.
Ok, perhaps he should have said he's not good at suffering fools gladly.
I know I'm not either.
That better?
I can't whistle either, but that's good because whistling is one of the most irritating sounds a human can produce.
I can't play games in first-person mode, or only very few of them, as I'm one of those unfortunates who gets instant deadly vertigo and has to go lay down after half an hour. If the game is stellar I'll try to trudge through, but if I can't switch to third-person it will probably suck all the enjoyment of the game right away.
I can't use drybrushing to paint highlights on a model. I follow any directions I get to the letter, but I just can't do it =\
I can't get past the last couple levels in StarCraft: Brood War without cheating. I also cheated my way through the last level of The Frozen Throne, but I'm pretty sure I could beat it legitimately if I tried.
Apparently, I can't make a brief list of silly things I can't do without turning it into an autobiography.
And like most people, I can't stop the rock.
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Sentow, Maybe enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
And like most people, I can't stop the rock.
It's not something people hear about.
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Maradon! had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
What does the seasoning have to do with structural integrity?I can't kill warriors in PVP. Other people (only warriors) claim that I should be able to.
I even started a warrior in the hopes of learning their weaknesses, but at level 54 as an extremely poorly equipped MS warrior, I'm pretty certain I could kill me with ease, especially if I've got recklessness up.
Seduction/shadowbolt spam. If you're well geared (Which, from what I understand, you are) a warrior shouldn't stand a chance. If the warrior is still up when diminishing returns become a problem, DoT him and run around. The warrior will burn intercept during the seduction/shadowbolt spam 100% of the time, so you can run around out of range of hamstring/piercing howl while dots are running with impunity.
If he manages to stay alive through that long enough to get another intercept off, death coil and start again.
Or, if you're soul link, just DoT and win.
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x--TaeldianO-('-'Q) :
Seduction/shadowbolt spam.
Works for 1 nuke if I'm lucky and they don't have a charm breaking trinket, because...
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The warrior will burn intercept during the seduction/shadowbolt spam 100% of the time
You're right, and they'll burn it on my succubus and she'll die almost immediately whether I black book her or not, sometimes before I'm even able to death coil the warrior, always assuming I didn't have to blow death coil just to keep from being charged and killed outright.
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so you can run around out of range of hamstring/piercing howl while dots are running with impunity.
Except that, unless they're stupid, hamstring/howl is the very first thing they'll ever use on me. If you really think that a warlock can prevent a warrior from laying a single finger on him for the duration of a fight, you're simply not being realistic.
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Or, if you're soul link, just DoT and win.
Everything I've ever seen suggests that soul link warlocks do even worse against warriors than I do. 30% damage reduction is great, sure, until your succubus dies somewhere around the 4th blow. The only pets that survive for more than that are pets that are totally useless against warriors.
The only warlocks that seem to be able to kill warriors reliably are affliction/demo who use CoEx and an imp, and even then it's a pretty even match.
But let me take a look at your character info - Oh, a 60 warrior, that's a surprise! haha
Experience has taught me that going straight for the succubus is a Bad Thing since it gives the warlock room to drop 4 DoTs and nuke the hell out of you while you do it.
It takes enough time to kill one unless you're using an Ashkandi or something that it's not worth it. Taeldian fucked around with this message on 04-05-2006 at 11:42 PM.
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Led had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I am incapable of describing peopleAs in, if a police officer came up and told me to describe my squad leader, I would be unable to convey her appearance even though I see her almost every minute of every day
I could sit down in front of you, and be unable to come up with any kind of description while staring you right in the face ;D
Yeah, I have the exact same issue. I couldn't describe my parents or my closest friends to someone.
It's pretty lame.
edit: I can't beat anything in a duel because I'm a druid and a bad one at that Kegwen fucked around with this message on 04-06-2006 at 12:12 AM.
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Mix Nicole with water, and you get:
I can't drive. I've tried, and it just doesn't work out. I panic and I have no coordination. It will suck when I eventually move out of Toronto.
Are you kidding?? It's easier when you're outside of Toronto!!!!
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Quoth Callalron:
Ok, perhaps he should have said he's not good at suffering fools gladly.I know I'm not either.
That better?
See what I mean? I try to be diplomatic about it, and fail miserably. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Has anyone seen or heard a fat person snap their fingers? Because I certainly can't remember having ever done so.
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JooJooFlop had this to say about pies:
Frankly, I dunno if my inability to snap my fingers is due to never getting the technique down or if my fingers are too pudgy for them to be capable of snapping.Has anyone seen or heard a fat person snap their fingers? Because I certainly can't remember having ever done so.
I can snap with my right hand pretty well. Touch and go depending on how sweaty my hands are at the time.
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When you think about it, Big Bird is a chocobo furry. Oh yeah, and here's some crap from BeauChan.
Are you kidding?? It's easier when you're outside of Toronto!!!!
I really don't know. It feels like the problem is just that I'm inept rather than it's the city's fault. I can't really pilot any sort of vehicle without smashing it into everything.
