Girls #1: Her problem is that her boyfriend wants to break up with her. (I know for a fact its cause the guy is annoyed with her cause she is a nag and a bitch) She tells me she thinks its cause he found someone else. I tell her that its not it and unfortunately its not his fault, I suggest she give him some space for a few days, let him work things out and be a little nicer to him, and maybe he'll come around. Now she starts telling me that I need to talk to him and that it couldn't be her fault cause she talks to him every day 3 or 4 times, I told her that maybe the problem, she got pissed and hung up on me.
Girl #2: Recently she became friends with one of her ex-boyfriends and she has snuck out of her house late at night several times to go hang out with him. She told this to her boyfriend and he flipped. Um....well I know the ex-boyfriend and he is a guy I wouldn't trust as far as I could throw him. The guy is a horndog and I know he is gonna try and get with her so I'm on the boyfriends side on this one. I tell her that this guy she is back being friends with is not to be trusted and she should sever all ties with him. She gives me some BS like hes changed, he appologized for the mean things he did, and told me he did them cause he loved her, and that he still does. This is the part where I wanted to beat my head with a brick for her complete lack of sense.
Girl #3: This one came in today not to long ago and is the most rediculous. Girl called wanting to know what was going on with her boyfriend he hadn't called her in a while. I knew he was cheating on her and that he wasn't too good of a boyfriend(Outside of the female relationships he was a really nice guy and easy to get along with, but hes not too good with picking a chick and sticking with her). I mention that I think he maybe cheating on her. She tells me NO, she would know if he was. I mention that he has cheat on a lot of girls in the past. Her: "No, he has changed since then, he told me himself." Me: "Alright fine...I KNOW he is cheating on you." Her: "Why would you say something so horrible like that." I hung up on her after that...I called her boyfriend and told him he found a keeper. I made a mental note about how if they get married he will sleep with all the brides maids, they will gossip about him to the girl and the marriage would STILL go through.
Other than that, you steped in it in within your first paragraph, your suffering will be long.
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Dr Cysa had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
...I hung up on her after that...I called her boyfriend and told him he found a keeper.
I laffed 
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Y.O.T.C's little brother wrote this stupid shit:
[xIMG]http://mars.walagata.com/w/yotc/women.gif[/IMG]
*nod
Time AND money, not time times money. The equation is fundamentally flawed, thus, incorrect.
Mostly, because they control the boobies.
I just have to wait a few years.
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Alidane got bored and wrote this:
I'm of the opinion that they eventually settle down and stop being drama-whores.I just have to wait a few years.
All the girls my age seem to be interested in is talking on a cell phone to John Mcwifebeat while they weave in and out of traffic at 80mph.
Nobody'll live to be able to date me!
Edit: Changed to prevent jokes. Delphi Aegis fucked around with this message on 07-30-2004 at 02:29 AM.
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Lashanna had this to say about Captain Planet:
Oh geez those crazy femmes
Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.
It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV.
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This one time, at Ferret camp:
Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV.
*goes to get Ferrets vikeing funeral ready
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Ferret had this to say about Optimus Prime:
It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV.
But where are those good old fashioned values on which we used to relyyyyy?
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry!
He's a Family Guy!
Ozimander fucked around with this message on 07-30-2004 at 02:48 AM.
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I want some of what Ozimander was smoking when they wrote this:
EDIT: I said something real fuckin' stupid.
oh! Oh! What did you say?
And did you find that thing I asked about a while ago? I 
SS2.
And I attempted to say something funny and screwed up (Nothing new)
Basically along the lines of 'All the people posting in this thread, or most of them are sad. Myself included.'
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This one time, at Dr Cysa camp:
men are not to be trusted
Speak for yourself.
We are not to be trusted, no matter how honest or righteous our motives maybe in situations, instinct can take over in a heart beat. All it takes is one slip of conscience, and boom. The reason I know what I'm talking about is because up until recent months I was probably the safest male for any female to be around(this is argueable, but from a sexual point of view I'm speaking honestly, as far a verbal point of veiw....no, I'd be a liar), but anyways, I found my breaking point, I found the trigger that set me off. Now I know no matter how much a guy can put up a good show, there is always a demon underneath. WOMEN AREN'T MUCH BETTER.
Crackpot
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This one time, at Lashanna camp:
It's the id. Not the ID. It's not capitalized...
No, he means the ID. Our drivers' licenses drive us to evil, callous deeds.
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Ferret had this to say about pies:
Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV.
OMGF HOW DAER U
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Dr Cysa had this to say about Captain Planet:
No matter how honest or respectful ANY guy is, there is still the ID, sitting right beneath that decent and wholesome exterior. Don't LIE to me and tell me you don't have those thoughts, or you don't go out of your way to be a little nicer to a girl you think is hot, and that you wouldn't mind spending a night or two with.We are not to be trusted, no matter how honest or righteous our motives maybe in situations, instinct can take over in a heart beat. All it takes is one slip of conscience, and boom. The reason I know what I'm talking about is because up until recent months I was probably the safest male for any female to be around(this is argueable, but from a sexual point of view I'm speaking honestly, as far a verbal point of veiw....no, I'd be a liar), but anyways, I found my breaking point, I found the trigger that set me off. Now I know no matter how much a guy can put up a good show, there is always a demon underneath. WOMEN AREN'T MUCH BETTER.
Nobody wants to fuck a pessimist.
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"Men control the free world, but women control the boobs"
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Now - as far as women are concerned, that's a whole different thing. Women are an entirely different species, like lizards. And much like lizards, you can never, ever know what their scaly brains are thinking.
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"Ya don't look at the mantle when you're pokin' the fire.
I recommend everyone contemplate that for a while.
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Dr Cysa had this to say about Tron:
No matter how honest or respectful ANY guy is, there is still the ID, sitting right beneath that decent and wholesome exterior. Don't LIE to me and tell me you don't have those thoughts, or you don't go out of your way to be a little nicer to a girl you think is hot, and that you wouldn't mind spending a night or two with.
See, I have those thoughts.
Thing is, I choose to NOT ACT ON THEM. In other words, I use the head on my shoulders to think, not the one in my pants.
I guess that means I'm less of a man now
Ok.. dude.. just cause YOU are jaded.. doesnt mean your opinion of women = to anything. I am getting SO tired of people lumping an entire gender (men and women alike) and making stupid generalizations. Get over yourself and yknow what? If you dont wanna hear these people, stop talking to them, pure and simple.
Pet peeve when people make generalizations about race/creed/color/sex.. Take your narrow blinders off and start taking every single person as that.. a single individual.
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Ozimander obviously shouldn't have said:
As Nietzsche once said:I recommend everyone contemplate that for a while.
Good advice. Have to be able to dodge all the cinders and things that get kicked up during those downward wind flows. Some weird shit can come down chimneys sometimes.
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Synjari had this to say about Optimus Prime:
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Ok.. dude.. just cause YOU are jaded.. doesnt mean your opinion of women = to anything. I am getting SO tired of people lumping an entire gender (men and women alike) and making stupid generalizations. Get over yourself and yknow what? If you dont wanna hear these people, stop talking to them, pure and simple.Pet peeve when people make generalizations about race/creed/color/sex.. Take your narrow blinders off and start taking every single person as that.. a single individual.
Amen!
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Synjari got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
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Ok.. dude.. just cause YOU are jaded.. doesnt mean your opinion of women = to anything. I am getting SO tired of people lumping an entire gender (men and women alike) and making stupid generalizations. Get over yourself and yknow what? If you dont wanna hear these people, stop talking to them, pure and simple.Pet peeve when people make generalizations about race/creed/color/sex.. Take your narrow blinders off and start taking every single person as that.. a single individual.
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about John Romero:
I guess that means I'm less of a man now
Seriously dude, you've hit just about every whiner loser cliche here: "Girls aren't logical!" "They only like assholes!" "Girls seem to seek abuse!"
Guess what! Girls are different than us!
Whereas we are driven by a desire to eat meat and procreate, females would rather consume vegetation and cuddle. Where we seek to make war on our enemies, females would rather just watch Sex and the City. Where we try to dominate everything in our immediate vicinity, females try on jeans at the mall.
We hunt. They sleep. We roar. They paint. We swing clubs around and hit bighorn sheep with our penises. They don't use their genitals as weapons at all!
Does this make sense? It shouldn't, because we'll never know how women think and you weeping about it won't make any difference, either.
Now shut up and get me a ham sandwich, bitch.
Penis translates into a club or sword pretty easy, what the hell does the vagina do in combat?
