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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 07-30-2004 04:15:01 PM
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Synjari had this to say about (_|_):
*kisses Nae*

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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 07-30-2004 04:30:03 PM
*feeds Nae many chocolates and pours her a glass of local wine* ^_^

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 07-30-2004 04:44:07 PM
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Synjari enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
*feeds Nae many chocolates and pours her a glass of local wine* ^_^

oh yummy!

I will share with you! We can have a picnic!

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-30-2004 04:44:54 PM
A picnic to conspire how to terrorize poor Cysa, no doubt! I see through your evil plots, females!
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 07-30-2004 04:51:42 PM
ooh! =) Perfect idea, Nae!

*brings this spiffy picnic set her brother has.. holds wine bottle.. some plastic wine glasses.. corkscrew.. napkins etc.. for romantic picnic*

*has romantic picnic with Nae* ^_^


"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 07-30-2004 04:52:52 PM
I once smacked a friend of mine in the face with my boobs, completely on accident, and I was amazed he didn't get whiplash. Poor guy.
"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

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Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 07-30-2004 04:54:08 PM
boobies are evil.. =(


*snuggles OCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Peter
Pancake
posted 07-30-2004 05:32:19 PM
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ACES! Another post by Ocyrrhoe Trazere:
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Poor guy.

Thats what you think

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 07-30-2004 06:08:36 PM
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Ocyrrhoe Trazere thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I once smacked a friend of mine in the face with my boobs, completely on accident, and I was amazed he didn't get whiplash. Poor guy.

That guy's face is SO lucky.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 07-30-2004 07:20:55 PM
I know I haven't had alot of luck with women since me and my ex-girlfriend broke up, and I have some dis-trust towards her. However I think its a little presumptious to think that women are all foolish-bapid-run-around-trying-to-get-all-the-sex-they-can.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-30-2004 08:06:44 PM
Ahh...High School drama...

And Parce, your male-female comparison is the funniest thing I've read in at least a month.

You deserve a medal!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 07-31-2004 07:17:39 AM
I didn't read this thread except for the first post, but maybe you should do like people like I do and just tell the dames that if they have boyfriend troubles, they're telling the wrong dude.

It gets tiring eventually, so why bother?

hey
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Maradon!
posted 07-31-2004 08:20:32 AM
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Falaanla Marr booooze lime pole over bench lick:
I guess that means I'm less of a man now

No, it just means you're never, ever going to have sex.

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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 07-31-2004 12:35:41 PM
I find it amusing to be told don't trust men implicitly, like we're little glass dolls who can't make decisions for ourselves. Or that we're to be trusted implicitly, either. We've got that demon inside too, yanno.

Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
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Addy
posted 07-31-2004 12:44:23 PM
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Jania Arindelil's fortune cookie read:
I find it amusing to be told don't trust men implicitly, like we're little glass dolls who can't make decisions for ourselves. Or that we're to be trusted implicitly, either. We've got that demon inside too, yanno.

lies

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 07-31-2004 12:45:42 PM
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Elvish Crack Piper's fortune cookie read:
Im not sure how you could make a weapon out of a vagina :-/

Penis translates into a club or sword pretty easy, what the hell does the vagina do in combat?

I'm not sure.. you could maybe mistake one for a taco.. Which got me thinking venus flytrap. Don't ask me why.

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-31-2004 02:02:41 PM
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Aury had this to say about dark elf butts:
I'm not sure.. you could maybe mistake one for a taco.. Which got me thinking venus flytrap. Don't ask me why.

Wow, a vagina with big nasty teeth...

Oh yeah and uh...girlz r werd roflz hahahaha

Rinaka of Malfurion
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Mightion Defensor
posted 07-31-2004 05:11:26 PM
There are ten things men need to know when it comes to women.

Trouble is, we've only figured out about three of them.

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Peter
Pancake
posted 07-31-2004 06:00:27 PM
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Jania Arindelil had this to say about dark elf butts:
... We've got that demon inside too, yanno.

Quick someone fetch a young priest and an old priest!

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