Dear Gydyon, is it true you got your degree from Whassamattah U?
If train A leaves Washington DC at 4:20AM going 121km/h West and train B leaves Washington State going 83km/h East, what is the square root of pi?
It's not something people hear about.
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King Parcelan had this to say about Robocop:
The rules of this thread are simple. Just ask our resident lawyer a question. The only true law is that you must head up your question with Dear Gydyon,Dear Gydyon, is it true you got your degree from Whassamattah U?
No.
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Sean's account was hax0red to write:
Dear Gydyon, what is Parce's major malfunction? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show him enough attention when he was a child?
Parce spent too much time repairing the moisture vaporators. He couldn't waste time with his friends while pretending to go to Tashi Station to pick up some power convertors, and thus got very uptight. Those weren't the droids he was looking for. [ 02-11-2004: Message edited by: Gydyon ]
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Delidgamond had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Dear Gydon,If train A leaves Washington DC at 4:20AM going 121km/h West and train B leaves Washington State going 83km/h East, what is the square root of pi?
1.77245385
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Fighter had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Dear Gydyon, what is that strange growth inside my skull and should I be worried about it?
It's your brain. Water it regularly and coherent thoughts shall soon be yours! [ 02-11-2004: Message edited by: Gydyon ]
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Everyone wondered WTF when Bajah wrote:
Dear Gydyon, I have a two part question. Why is the job economy in such bad shape and why does life suck so much?
The job economy is in bad shape because Karnaj pooped in one too many sock drawers.
Life does not suck so much, so I must refuse to answer your second question.
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Out of a possible 10, Gydyon scored a straight 1 with:
Life does not suck so much, so I must refuse to answer your second question.
I meant for me. Why does MY life suck so much? There ya go. Easier to answer 
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A sleep deprived Ishigami stammered:
Dear Gydyon, when and how was the Duck-billed Platypus first discovered?
The duck billed platypus is imaginary, just like elves, Santa, Dick Cheney, the Easter Bunny, and Eskimos.
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Gydyon put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
The job economy is in bad shape because Karnaj pooped in one too many sock drawers.
Yeah, I was on a roll that day and bam, I went over my limit. My bad. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Are you gonna eat that?
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Bajah had this to say about Duck Tales:
I meant for me. Why does MY life suck so much? There ya go. Easier to answer
Have you considered more fiber in your diet? More time on the toilet may give you time to reflect and realize that most of life sucking is just a matter of poor perspective. You're alive, in good health, and have a million things going for you including the love of a large Internet community.
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Zair had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Dear Gydyon,Are you gonna eat that?
Yes, unless it is high in trans fats, refined carbohydrates, or sugar. Otherwise, no, go ahead.
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King Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Dear Gydyon, do you constantly battle with Monty for food, territory and affection?
Battle would imply that he has a chance of ever winning, which he does not. So no.
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Gydyon enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Battle would imply that he has a chance of ever winning, which he does not. So no.
Dear Gydyon, why do you bully Monty so?
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King Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Dear Gydyon, why do you bully Monty so?
Because he is insufferably cute.
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[ 02-11-2004: Message edited by: Lechium ]
WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?!??!!?
(see sig line)
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Everyone wondered WTF when Abbikat wrote:
Dear Gydyon,WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?!??!!?
We need a re-post of those pictures, they were so awesome
*please don't say "stop posting"* [ 02-11-2004: Message edited by: ToastedFritters ]
or barring that...
Why is Jania such a weiner?
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
To be, or not to be?
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diadem had this to say about Cuba:
Dear Gydyon,
I have the exact same keyboard. [ 02-11-2004: Message edited by: nem-x ]
... and wooden foldable table...
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Everyone wondered WTF when nem-x wrote:
I have the exact same keyboard.
... and wooden foldable table...
maybe dat you in da picture?
I have too much free time on my hands what should I do with it all?
People are absolutely INSISTING I must be the second coming of Jesus, yet I'm Buddhist and I can't walk on water or turn water to wine (have not yet had occasion to try to cure leprosy, although I can apparently bestow mental well-being by laying on of hands and cure back sores).
help?
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Why didn't God just put the tree someplace where Adam and Eve couldn't get to it?
Let's say "hypathetically" I beat up a certain asian male and "hypathetically" there was a lot of witnesses and "hypathetically" I perminantly disfigured his face and "hypathetically" he sues me. Could I get off scott free??
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Delidgamond had this to say about Duck Tales:
Dear Gydyon,Let's say "hypathetically" I beat up a certain asian male and "hypathetically" there was a lot of witnesses and "hypathetically" I perminantly disfigured his face and "hypathetically" he sues me. Could I get off scott free??
At least spell hypothetically right if you're going to use if four times.
DIE YOU COCKSUCKER! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Throws an Xbox at nemx
