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Topic: the 12'oclock N00B show
Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 02:06:23 PM
The three ring circus of introducing a N00B has begun. The ringmaster has entered in the center ring:

Ringmaster: "Ladies and Gentlemen, kids of all ages, for your distinct abusive pleasure... I give you the N00B...Bloodrose..."

Bloodrose: "eeep... please be gentle..."

Ringmaster: "Good luck kid"

~That which yields, is not always weak~
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 12-08-2003 02:07:17 PM
NOOB NOOB HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Noobs suck lololz. No luv 4 u~

[ 12-08-2003: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 12-08-2003 02:08:07 PM
Welcome to the havoc. ^_^

*ducks*

[ 12-08-2003: Message edited by: BeauChan ]

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-08-2003 02:08:19 PM
omgz n00b! DIE!!!!

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-08-2003 02:09:24 PM
Hi Blood! Good to see you here!

Everyone be nice to Bloodrose, damnit. Or I eat you.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 12-08-2003 02:10:24 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Captain Planet:
Hi Blood! Good to see you here!

Everyone be nice to Bloodrose, damnit. Or I eat you.


I'm NOT afraid of you.

Is mean to bloodrose.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 12-08-2003 02:12:14 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael impressed everyone with:
Hi Blood! Good to see you here!

Everyone be nice to Bloodrose, damnit. Or I eat you.


Can we still refer to him/her as a noob?

The World is Yours
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-08-2003 02:12:38 PM
Hi Nubbie!

Are you hot chix?

(Just kidding!)

Seriously, I AM CURIOUS. How did you come here, have you been lurking here for a while, and if not... who referred you here? (It appears to be Lyinar, but I always ask to be sure)

INQUIRING MINDS WISH TO KNOW

[ 12-08-2003: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 02:14:02 PM
Thank you Lyinar. *bows*
~That which yields, is not always weak~
Malbi
posted 12-08-2003 02:14:09 PM
have some smoked meats and sausages?
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-08-2003 02:14:27 PM
Onose! Now we have the Triad of Bloods!

Bloodsage, Bloodcookie, and Bloodrose!

<hands Bloodrose a cookie> Welcome ^.^

[ 12-08-2003: Message edited by: Katrinity ]

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 12-08-2003 02:14:34 PM
quote:
From the book of Bloodrose, chapter 3, verse 16:
Thank you Lyinar. *bows*

Noone fears her. Thats not much help to you!

Flaem flame flema...

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-08-2003 02:14:59 PM
*eats Fal*

Wasn't me. I just know BR cause BR hangs in my room


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 12-08-2003 02:15:25 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about dark elf butts:
*eats Fal*

Wasn't me. I just know BR cause BR hangs in my room


evades

HAH.

You missed.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-08-2003 02:15:25 PM
quote:
Katrinity spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Onose! Now we have the Triad of Bloods!

Bloodsage, Bloodcookie, and Bloodrose!


hmm... we could smoke the 'Sage.. eat the 'Cookie..and um.. smell the 'Rose?

Malbi
posted 12-08-2003 02:15:55 PM
thats cause you duct taped him to the wall
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 02:17:19 PM
Inquiring minds eh?

I've been lurking for sometime, catching snippets from both Lyn... and Jajahotep.

Side note: Not "hot chix"... ugly dude (reality of the net)


(post edited due to mispelling and gramatical incorrectness)

[ 12-08-2003: Message edited by: Bloodrose ]

~That which yields, is not always weak~
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-08-2003 02:20:21 PM
Hey, look everybody: this one can carry on an intelligible conversation!

Woot!

*Applies the Bloodsage stamp of newbie approval to the usual place, via the usual method*

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 02:20:41 PM
Katrinity thank you for the welcome *bows* .. as well as to all of you thank you for the welcome.
~That which yields, is not always weak~
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 12-08-2003 02:21:54 PM
Welcome welcome welcome, hello hello hello!

Enjoy your greetings in multiples of three!

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 12-08-2003 02:22:34 PM
quote:
Bloodsage stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Hey, look everybody: this one can carry on an intelligible conversation!

Woot!

*Applies the Bloodsage stamp of newbie approval to the usual place, via the usual method*


I've talked with this one off and on. You should actually be happy with this noob.

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 12-08-2003 02:27:11 PM
HELLO!

HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

*hides in a can of spagetti O's*

^__^

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 12-08-2003 02:27:57 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Gikk wrote:
HELLO!

HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

*hides in a can of spagetti O's*

^__^


UH OH SPAGHETTIOS

Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 02:31:00 PM
Ringmaster: "And now for your approval, the N00b shall not dance and thus save our eyes from the unholy torment."

Bloodrose: *nods matter-o-factly*

Ringmaster(in aside to Bloodrose): "You know the Human Spider gave me more to go on when he crushed Bonesaw, work with me kid"

Bloodrose: *shrugs, then proceeds to smile and hug everyone in the crowd*

[ 12-08-2003: Message edited by: Bloodrose ]

~That which yields, is not always weak~
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-08-2003 02:32:34 PM
Next name change i get, i'm BloodBlindy.
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 12-08-2003 02:33:38 PM
quote:
Bloodrose said this about your mom:
Ringmaster: "And now for your approval, the N00b shall not dance and thus save our eyes from the unholy torment."

Bloodrose: *nods matter-o-factly*

Ringmaster(in aside to Bloodrose): "You know the Human Spider gave me more to go on when he crushed Bonesaw, work with me kid"

Bloodrose: *shrugs, then proceeds to smile and hug everyone in the crowd*


For referencing Bruce Campbell, you get a prize!

*Hands Bloodrose an oversized carnival novelty comb.*

Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 02:34:12 PM
quote:
Next name change i get, i'm BloodBlindy.

Hey, then we can have our very own Bloody Barbershop Quartet.

~That which yields, is not always weak~
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-08-2003 02:35:17 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Drakkenmaw wrote:
For referencing Bruce Campbell, you get a prize!

*Hands Bloodrose an oversized carnival novelty comb.*


Was that Bruce Campbell?


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-08-2003 02:35:59 PM
Now, ya see? We CAN be a pretty nice group of peeps who can accept new blood (no pun intended) into our midst! We're not a group of bloodthirsty (Once again, no pun intended ) xenophobes!
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 12-08-2003 02:36:18 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about John Romero:
Was that Bruce Campbell?

Announcer in the Spiderman movie?

Yep.

Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 02:38:10 PM
Bruce Campbell.
That ... was one of those tiny features in Spiderman that just made that movie for me.
~That which yields, is not always weak~
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-08-2003 02:38:11 PM
quote:
Drakkenmaw wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Announcer in the Spiderman movie?

Yep.



I don't think I ever picked up on that. Have to watch it again.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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can you please fix my title
posted 12-08-2003 02:47:35 PM
quote:
Khyron's fortune cookie read:
Now, ya see? We CAN be a pretty nice group of peeps who can accept new blood (no pun intended) into our midst! We're not a group of bloodthirsty (Once again, no pun intended ) xenophobes!

oh yeah? lets wait and see what happens the moment he posts somthing that disagrees with what someone else has said or thinks.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-08-2003 02:56:04 PM
quote:
Khyron said:
We're not a group of bloodthirsty xenophobes!

I am!

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-08-2003 02:57:08 PM
quote:
Mortious Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I am!

I thought you were a Xenophiliac?

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-08-2003 02:59:15 PM
*floats in, wearing the dress that Glenda from the wizard of oz wore*

Are you a good noob, or a bad noob?

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-08-2003 03:01:28 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Katrinity:
I thought you were a Xenophiliac?

That's a fun image, Mort bent over a table with a predator having his way with him.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-08-2003 03:02:06 PM
quote:
Aury had this to say about Tron:
*floats in, wearing the dress that Glenda from the wizard of oz wore*

Are you a good noob, or a bad noob?


I was wrong. You do have the bossom to pull it off.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-08-2003 03:02:17 PM
quote:
Aury had this to say about Pirotess:
*floats in, wearing the dress that Glenda from the wizard of oz wore*

Are you a good noob, or a bad noob?


OHHO!! *dies laughing*

Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 03:06:32 PM
Aury, you know I have no answer to that question... By which scale is this N00b to be measured?
~That which yields, is not always weak~
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