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Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-08-2003 03:10:15 PM
My scrutinizing judgment of you rests on this sole question:

Do you drink? If so, what do you drink?

P.S. Answer carefully, my opinion can make or break you.

P.P.S. Not really.

P.P.P.S. But if you answer wrongly, I'll throw poop at you.

P.P.P.P.S. I am the Chosen One. I can do it, too.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-08-2003 03:11:27 PM
quote:
Somthor stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
oh yeah? lets wait and see what happens the moment he posts somthing that disagrees with what someone else has said or thinks. continues to press an issue despite the insurmountable odds of pure fact being used against him, debunking everything he is trying to prove.


correction here and there.


edit: Bloodsage, wasnt the "usual method" and "usual place" banned due to issues of cruely and inhumanity?

[ 12-08-2003: Message edited by: KaLourin ]

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 12-08-2003 03:13:20 PM
quote:
Somthor wrote this stupid crap:
oh yeah? lets wait and see what happens the moment he posts somthing that disagrees with what someone else has said or thinks.

Hello troll

The World is Yours
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 12-08-2003 03:16:53 PM
quote:
Somthor said this about your mom:
oh yeah? lets wait and see what happens the moment he posts somthing that disagrees with what someone else has said or thinks.

Depends on whether the n00b is coherent!

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 03:18:10 PM
Checks his pulse then his fridge, of course I drink... and I drink what suits my mood or my palete.

Of course first and forever Jagermeister shall be my first love, but in no set order here is my list of usuals:

Martini with a twist straight up.
Vodka and Cranberry
White Russian
Black Russian
Ameretto Sour
Warsteiner Dunkel
Hofbrauhaus
Bacardi O3
Smirnoff Triple Black
Rum and Coke
Glenn Fitich Single Malt Scotch

Cant find the links for some of them right off the top of my head... but there is my usuals list.

~That which yields, is not always weak~
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-08-2003 03:18:57 PM
Damn...he's okay by me.
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 12-08-2003 03:19:18 PM
There's a distinct lack of the finest booze on the earth from that list!

BEER.

The World is Yours
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-08-2003 03:20:02 PM
quote:
Bloodrose had this to say about Tron:
Aury, you know I have no answer to that question... By which scale is this N00b to be measured?

By the Test of Doom! Answer me these questions three, dare another thread you wish to see!

Question #1: What is your...favorite dessert?

Question #2: What is your....quest?

Question #3: What is... the capitol of Assyria?

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 03:21:31 PM
quote:
There's a distinct lack of the finest booze on the earth from that list!

No its there Canadian. Warsteiner and Hofbrahaus are both some of the best German based beers I have ever tasted. Course when I am in Canada, there is nothing like a bottle of Honey Brown.

~That which yields, is not always weak~
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-08-2003 03:21:59 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Question #3: What is... the capitol of Assyria?

Sphinctris.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-08-2003 03:22:49 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Canadian Mountee:
There's a distinct lack of the finest booze on the earth from that list!

BEER.


There are two kind of beer on list.

German beers even.


*Edit: Damn, I'm slow.

[ 12-08-2003: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
 
can you please fix my title
posted 12-08-2003 03:24:16 PM
quote:
From the book of Gydyon, chapter 3, verse 16:
Depends on whether the n00b is coherent!

Bahh always a catch......

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 12-08-2003 03:24:18 PM
I thought you were a girl.

I'm sorry, Bloodrose~! ^_^

Have a spoon.

*hands BR a spoon

Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 03:25:46 PM
Katrina.

quote:
Question #1: What is your...favorite dessert?

Cheesecake, Cheesecake, Cheesecake...by the way... did I mention Cheesecake?

quote:
Question #2: What is your....quest?

A Quest? A quest, we're going on a quest... for the best entertainment that good looks can afford...
(man I am so screwed.)

quote:
Question #3: What is... the capitol of Assyria?

Here I fail. You might as well have asked me for the average flight speed of an unladen swallow.
~That which yields, is not always weak~
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-08-2003 03:27:18 PM
Ahh, you passed with the first question. ^.^

Cookies and Cheesecake and Baklava are the Triad of Yumminess!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 03:28:41 PM
quote:
*hands BR a spoon


A spoon... A spoon and what a lovely spoon it is. Now, onward to digging to China.

~That which yields, is not always weak~
Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 03:29:53 PM
oooh. how could I have forgot Baklava on that list. Yummy yummy... man now I am hungry.
~That which yields, is not always weak~
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 12-08-2003 03:30:02 PM
Oh, and you are funny, too!

I like you, noob!

Hugs BR, and sticks a giant postage stamp on his forhead that says APPROVAL

Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 03:32:00 PM
*Bows and Hugs to Gikk*

Many Thank you's

~That which yields, is not always weak~
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-08-2003 03:33:48 PM
Good lord, this n00b seems even better with the current ill crop.

Let's have a celebration in his honor!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-08-2003 03:36:10 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
Let's have a celebration in his honor!

Okay, but the next time he bows I'm gonna kick him in the hiney.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 03:39:21 PM
Celebration?!

Yes It is definatly time to party!

~That which yields, is not always weak~
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 12-08-2003 03:45:58 PM
You need to come swing by my room again, and not just lurk here


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 03:49:16 PM
Will stop by later, been rather a hectic time the last few months. Lots of projects to complete and surgery and all that.
~That which yields, is not always weak~
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-08-2003 04:15:40 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, KaLourin absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
correction here and there.


edit: Bloodsage, wasnt the "usual method" and "usual place" banned due to issues of cruely and inhumanity?


Ah, yes, quite right!

*Applies the Bloodsage stamp of approval to the unusual place in an unusual manner*

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-08-2003 04:23:21 PM
There's a slight to good chance that I already want you dead.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 12-08-2003 04:24:46 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Bloodrose wrote:
No its there Canadian. Warsteiner and Hofbrahaus are both some of the best German based beers I have ever tasted. Course when I am in Canada, there is nothing like a bottle of Honey Brown.

I didnt actually read your list, I kinda just looked for a general beer type message I feel so embarrased.

The World is Yours
D Spot
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 04:26:01 PM
quote:
Black wrote this stupid crap:
There's a slight to good chance that I already want you dead.

Why is that?

Star Collective
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 04:30:51 PM
quote:
D Spot thought about the meaning of life:
Why is that?

He's BM.

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 04:32:09 PM
quote:
I didnt actually read your list, I kinda just looked for a general beer type message I feel so embarrased.

Not a call for embarrassment... I think it is more a call for another round of drinks!

~That which yields, is not always weak~
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 12-08-2003 04:34:25 PM
quote:
Bloodrose impressed everyone with:
Not a call for embarrassment... I think it is more a call for another round of drinks!

Goto Canada and try Rickards.

The World is Yours
D Spot
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 04:38:20 PM
quote:
Verily, Star Collective doth proclaim:
He's BM.

Good point.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-08-2003 05:31:58 PM
Hiya Bloodrose-noob!

You've already gotten the desert basket, someone should be along with muffins shortly... but I think this will help!

*tosses Bloodrose an anti-yiff shield, and some chapstick*

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 12-08-2003 05:39:47 PM
quote:
Aury had this to say about Punky Brewster:
*floats in, wearing the dress that Glenda from the wizard of oz wore*

Are you a good noob, or a bad noob?


bwahahahahaha

Hi BR XD

Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 12-08-2003 06:29:17 PM
quote:
Katrinity wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Onose! Now we have the Triad of Bloods!

Bloodsage, Bloodcookie, and Bloodrose!

<hands Bloodrose a cookie> Welcome ^.^


Is it a...Bloodcookie?

"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Hime, eien-ni, anata-wo ai-shimasu.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-08-2003 06:30:42 PM
If you're a good noob, you'll know. If you're a bad noob, we'll let you know. =)
Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 12-08-2003 06:36:16 PM
quote:
Somthor attempted to be funny by writing:
oh yeah? lets wait and see what happens the moment he posts somthing that disagrees with what someone else has said or thinks.

Assuming it doesn't end up as

Bloodrose: I am right! my superor intlec and gessing wins again over yor facts and personal on-thejbo expencire

Someone else: *Insert more factual evidence and pointing out flaws in the previous BS*

Someon else again: More of same

More of this continues for 5 pages.

"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Hime, eien-ni, anata-wo ai-shimasu.
Goma
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 06:38:47 PM
This dude is pretty cool, I believe we should keep him.
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can you please fix my title
posted 12-08-2003 06:59:54 PM
quote:
Zeke the Final Fencer had this to say about Cuba:
Assuming it doesn't end up as

Bloodrose: I am right! my superor intlec and gessing wins again over yor facts and personal on-thejbo expencire

Someone else: *Insert more factual evidence and pointing out flaws in the previous BS*

Someon else again: More of same

More of this continues for 5 pages.


I'm not that bad, if I am Im sorry.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 07:05:29 PM
Yay! for chapstick. And cookies, and deserts and stuff.
~That which yields, is not always weak~
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