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Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 12-08-2003 07:07:19 PM
quote:
Somthor got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I'm not that bad, if I am Im sorry.

You haven't been in the last couple days, yes. As I stated previously, you've improved.

"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Hime, eien-ni, anata-wo ai-shimasu.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-08-2003 08:03:50 PM
You'll be happy for the chapstick when Mortious gets here. Trust me.

And the difference between Somthor, who came for no apparent reason, and Bloodrose, who probably came by the general acclaim of Jajahotep, Lyinar, Fal, and the rest of the Taleraites is that Bloodrose does not suck the ass.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 08:10:44 PM
Welcome BloodRose, enjoy the stay. hands him a basket of assorted explosives
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Zair
The Imp
posted 12-08-2003 08:12:45 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Tron:
You'll be happy for the chapstick when Mortious gets here. Trust me.

And the difference between Somthor, who came for no apparent reason, and Bloodrose, who probably came by the general acclaim of Jajahotep, Lyinar, Fal, and the rest of the Taleraites is that Bloodrose does not suck the ass.


I keep thinking you are Mortious when I see your sig. I know its a transformer or something, but it reminds of an evil suit of animated armour.

oh, and welcome Bloodrose!

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 12-08-2003 08:15:31 PM
I like this one.

*offers BloodRose a kupo nut*




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-08-2003 08:16:57 PM
quote:
Zair's account was hax0red to write:
I keep thinking you are Mortious when I see your sig. I know its a transformer or something, but it reminds of an evil suit of animated armour.

It is Big O!

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 08:18:18 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael was listening to Cher while typing:
It is Big O!

BIIIIGGGGGGGGG OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's SHOWTIME!

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 12-08-2003 08:26:05 PM
quote:
Katrinity enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Onose! Now we have the Triad of Bloods!

Bloodsage, Bloodcookie, and Bloodrose!

<hands Bloodrose a cookie> Welcome ^.^


We don't have to worry until Cripsage, Cripcookie, and Criprose show up.

Anyway, hello new person, good work, I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
If you don't know what I'm quoting, I WILL kill you in the morning =p

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-09-2003 01:02:40 AM
The gay furries of EC approve of this n00b. =)
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 12-09-2003 01:19:06 AM
Hello to you, new person.

Cripcookie
Pancake
posted 12-09-2003 01:32:50 AM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe spewed forth this undeniable truth:
We don't have to worry until Cripsage, Cripcookie, and Criprose show up.

Anyway, hello new person, good work, I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
If you don't know what I'm quoting, I WILL kill you in the morning =p


What now?

By Jeff Heard. Lindon, UT - The SCO Group announced the launch of a
campaign to shoot 1% of all babies born in the US.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-09-2003 11:47:26 AM
quote:
Aury wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
The gay furries of EC approve of this n00b. =)


the overwhelming majority of 1, unless you speak for Zeph as well

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 12-09-2003 12:17:54 PM
quote:
Cheesecake, Cheesecake, Cheesecake...by the way... did I mention Cheesecake?

You are now my favourite n00b.

*adds another stamp of approval, on his tummy, and hands him a double decker,fresh-made, chocolate-cherry cheesecake*

edit: for speeling. cuz i r gud a tit.

[ 12-09-2003: Message edited by: BeauChan ]

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Mod
Pancake
posted 12-09-2003 12:25:12 PM
Heya Bloodrose.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 12-09-2003 07:31:58 PM
Welcome, Bloodrose!
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-09-2003 07:48:23 PM
quote:
KaLourin had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
the overwhelming majority of 1, unless you speak for Zeph as well

There's a few of us.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-09-2003 09:00:54 PM
quote:
Aury stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
There's a few of us.


When did this happen, and why wasn't I notified? Drysart!! Has the Spay-A-Furry fund been depleted again?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 12-09-2003 11:39:21 PM
I am the only one who is authorized here to create and distribute baklava..

In saying that and airing that out of the way...

Welcome Bloodrose =) Enjoy your stay and keep away from the morons (whispers a few names into Bloodrose's ear) and youll have a great time!

*gives Bloodrose a plate of fresh home-made baklava from her kitchen*

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-09-2003 11:54:02 PM
quote:
KaLourin thought about the meaning of life:
When did this happen, and why wasn't I notified? Drysart!! Has the Spay-A-Furry fund been depleted again?

Yes. Yes it Has.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-10-2003 12:03:52 AM
Welcome, Bloodrose. It's always nice to see a new face around here.

If there's anything I can do to make your stay with us more enjoyable, don't hesitate to ask.

Zair
The Imp
posted 12-10-2003 12:05:56 AM
quote:
Mortious Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Welcome, Bloodrose. It's always nice to see a new face around here.

If there's anything I can do to make your stay with us more enjoyable, don't hesitate to ask.


..........

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-10-2003 12:08:35 AM
... what?

Am I not allowed to be nice?

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 12-10-2003 12:30:40 AM
Hi Bloodrose and welcome. Oh BTW beware of Mort and his bucket of fun(tm).

Also BTW be honored that Parce likes you. (Returns the giant bucket filled with freshly made chocolate pudding, to Parce).

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 12-10-2003 01:02:50 AM
A'lo.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-10-2003 01:05:38 AM
quote:
Freschel Spindrift had this to say about dark elf butts:
Also BTW be honored that Parce likes you. (Returns the giant bucket filled with freshly made chocolate pudding, to Parce).

*turns on his Black & Decker brand power drill and drives it deep into Freschel's eyeball*

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-10-2003 01:38:29 AM
1. Spaying Gay Furries would be largely pointless...they don't breed if they're gay. At least not without artificial insemination...but that gets into bizarre yiff stuff that I'm not touching.

2. You've earned good marks from Bloodsage. He's not an asshole to newbies or anything, but given some of the people we've had, he could be. Bloodsage is one of the more intelligent posters around these parts; he's some sort of high poobah in the air force (Lt Colonel? Is that right?), but more to the point, he's one of the grand poobah logic-thinking folks around here. You will, most likely, get on the wrong side of an argument or debate with him. Just remember that there was a time that you two had no beefs. Assuming you don't do something assinine, you can generally get back to that place.

3. You've earned good marks from Parcelan...Damn. Parcelan's not an asshole either, but he is...an acquired taste. In coming months, if you post regularly, get used to the idea that you'll get known for something (at the moment, it's the fact you bow a lot). If you're lucky, Parcelan will make light of it (assuming it's not something stupid). If you're unlucky...well...we don't talk about it. Parce and I haven't always seen eye to eye, but I can certainly recommend watching him and seeing what he does as a measure of what's "okay" around here.

4. LEARN ABOUT THE PEOPLE ON THE BOARDS. Don't go into any thread swinging, unless you can back it up. I can't believe I'm saying this, but...Be like Jajahotep. Her insertion into the EC horde is one of the less offensive newb situations of record, though part of it is likely the fact she doesn't post much and most of the time does things that break my brain.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 12-10-2003 01:46:20 AM
Welcome, Bloodrose!!

*Hands out homemade brownies*

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-10-2003 05:24:10 AM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Optimus Prime:
... what?

Am I not allowed to be nice?


It's not that.. It's just... a departure from the norm.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-10-2003 09:07:51 AM
quote:
Ferret impressed everyone with:
A'lo.

did you just say "hello"?

Deth: In reference to point #1. This *is* EC after all. Besides, with the amount of escapee's running free from your lab, i'm surprised we don't have even freakier situations.

[ 12-10-2003: Message edited by: KaLourin ]

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-10-2003 09:40:10 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said:

4. LEARN ABOUT THE PEOPLE ON THE BOARDS. Don't go into any thread swinging, unless you can back it up. I can't believe I'm saying this, but...Be like Jajahotep. Her insertion into the EC horde is one of the less offensive newb situations of record, though part of it is likely the fact she doesn't post much and most of the time does things that break my brain.

That's right.. be like me!

And I am sorry for all the brain breaking. I'll try and tone it down.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 12-10-2003 09:48:33 AM
The capital of Assyria was Nineveh.

And hi.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

*Tal*
Pancake
posted 12-10-2003 10:09:03 AM
quote:
From the book of KaLourin, chapter 3, verse 16:
did you just say "hello"?

Deth: In reference to point #1. This *is* EC after all. Besides, with the amount of escapee's running free from your lab, i'm surprised we don't have even freakier situations.



No, he said "A'lo"

but thats close enough..

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-10-2003 11:03:18 AM
quote:
Aury said:
It's not that.. It's just... a departure from the norm.

What can I say?

I'm a nice guy.

Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-10-2003 11:08:32 AM
quote:
*adds another stamp of approval, on his tummy, and hands him a double decker,fresh-made, chocolate-cherry cheesecake*

quote:
*gives Bloodrose a plate of fresh home-made baklava from her kitchen*

Those actions alone declare you both life long friends.

JaDeth...

quote:
LEARN ABOUT THE PEOPLE ON THE BOARDS. Don't go into any thread swinging, unless you can back it up. I can't believe I'm saying this, but...Be like Jajahotep. Her insertion into the EC horde is one of the less offensive newb situations of record, though part of it is likely the fact she doesn't post much and most of the time does things that break my brain.

I try not to come in swinging, learned very much the subtle art of tact, etc from IRC rooms and SlashDot.


Thanks everyone for a very warm welcome!

~That which yields, is not always weak~
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 12-10-2003 11:11:43 AM
quote:
Bloodrose had this to say about Tron:
I try not to come in swinging, learned very much the subtle art of tact, etc from IRC rooms and SlashDot.

And it shows. You've managed to demonstrate quite well that you'll be a good addition to the forums.

Tactful responses AND proper spelling. Rare breed, this newcomer.

Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 12-10-2003 11:19:20 AM
quote:
Tactful responses AND proper spelling. Rare breed, this newcomer.

Give it time, spelling shall fail at somepoint when I can't open my spell checker fast enough.

~That which yields, is not always weak~
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