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Topic: Em is now a sexy dark red-head...
Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-22-2001 11:34:00 PM
Because when I did it before, it would be about a 1-2 day wait before they forgive/(maybe)forget. If I did it that time, it would be a permanent thing
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-22-2001 11:34:00 PM
You have me curious

Go ahead and say it. You won't get retaliation from me.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 08-22-2001 11:34:00 PM
Hair on the head is good. Most guys like long hair (There was a survey or something, I forget). Myself included. And most guys, probably 80-90% prefer other hair removed.

Most women agree on this as well as men. In a survey I read, probably about 70& of women prefered men who weren't hairy or that shaved.

Myself, I think that with women it's usually safe to say 'shave it off', and with a guy, it's usually best to ask your girlfriend or lover. Or fiancee or wife, as the case may be.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-22-2001 11:37:00 PM

Bloodsage backs slowly from the conversation, never taking his eyes from the ceiling, lest he be "exposed" to something he oughtn't. He notes, however, that the "hairball" problem is not as, uh, problemmatic as waking up with one's face feeling like a glazed donut.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-22-2001 11:38:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Bloodsage:
He notes, however, that the "hairball" problem is not as, uh, problemmatic as waking up with one's face feeling like a glazed donut.


Oh.. my.. God..

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-22-2001 11:40:00 PM
Wouldn't a guy have to stretch it to get all the little hairs off without cutting himself... bad?
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-22-2001 11:40:00 PM
Hey, Drysart started it . . . and it's gone downhill from there.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-22-2001 11:41:00 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh God, Bloodsage, I think I'm going ot laugh myself to death.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-22-2001 11:42:00 PM
Five minutes later and I'm still laughing.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-22-2001 11:46:00 PM
Clippers wouldn't work. You'd end up with some weird sort of crew cut.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-22-2001 11:48:00 PM
Electric razor, maybe? That would itch like hell though. Women think men scratch their balls for fun, that's how you know when a guy just shaved!
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-22-2001 11:51:00 PM
no no no...

I don't care how good the razor is, I don't want any spinning blades in the vicinity.

I'd rather get some of those nose hair scissors, take a long time, and keep my sanity.

I bet some aloe skin lotion would prevent itching.

AUGH! NOW YOU HAVE ME WORKING ON THE LOGISTICS OF THIS! GOD DAMN IT! CURSE MY PROBLEM-SOLVING BRAIN!

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-22-2001 11:52:00 PM
Hot wax, maybe?
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-22-2001 11:54:00 PM
Em's hair ---> Shaving 'down there'
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-22-2001 11:54:00 PM
Dude S&M buffs use hot wax on genitalia as that playful sort of torture. I'm not cooking my equipment in molten bee turds.

Hey do you think that "Nads" stuff would work. I mean...look at the name.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-22-2001 11:56:00 PM
Oh God...

*Dies laughing*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-22-2001 11:57:00 PM
/agree

Hot wax on the tummy can be interesting--it has no place near them.

The best plan is probably a combination of scissors and razor. Very carefully.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-22-2001 11:57:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael:
Dude S&M buffs use hot wax on genitalia as that playful sort of torture. I'm not cooking my equipment in molten bee turds.

Hey do you think that "Nads" stuff would work. I mean...look at the name.


What about the electrolosis type ones? Tingles a bit I imagine, but would do the job.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-22-2001 11:59:00 PM
Yeah let's consider the logic of zapping sensitive equipment with electricity. Could just save yourself the trouble and hump a tesla tower.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Steven Steve
posted 08-22-2001 11:59:00 PM
Put nads on your nads d00d.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 08-23-2001 12:00:00 PM
Epil Stop N Spray. Just spray and wipe the hair away. 'Nuff Said.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-23-2001 12:02:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael:
Yeah let's consider the logic of zapping sensitive equipment with electricity. Could just save yourself the trouble and hump a tesla tower.

yer right. Duct tape?

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 08-23-2001 12:04:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Vhore:
yer right. Duct tape?

No, like I said, try some of that stuff from those cheesy commercials, Epil Stop N Spray. Don't even mention the pain from duct tape.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 08-23-2001 12:04:00 PM
Do NOT use an electric razor. There are a few reasons for this. The first and formost is the change this will cause to that area on a man or a woman LOL..
One word for those who are slow..

VIBRATION

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-23-2001 12:06:00 PM
sorry I'd be living more in fear that in some way one of the billions of tiny little blood vessels in that area would rupture or get cut. No time for happy vibrations when you're mowing the yard, ya know?
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-23-2001 12:07:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by WaisztarrozBarrimas:
Epil Stop N Spray. Just spray and wipe the hair away. 'Nuff Said.

I was just about to suggest that. I always wanted to try that stuff myself.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Drysart
Pancake
posted 08-23-2001 12:08:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Azizza:
Do NOT use an electric razor. There are a few reasons for this. The first and formost is the change this will cause to that area on a man or a woman LOL..
One word for those who are slow..

VIBRATION


That'd certainly make shaving easier since all the skin would be expanded because of the excitement level involved. Easier to get at those hard-to-reach areas.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-23-2001 12:09:00 PM
Ja'Deth, I'm afraid the thought-police will come and beat you over the head with a 'Stupid Stick' if you don't cut(PUN!) the anologies


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Steven Steve
posted 08-23-2001 12:10:00 PM
Let me just say it for all of you: wang.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 08-23-2001 12:12:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Drysart:
I'd shave down there if a girl wanted me to.

suddenly grins widely and then runs off giggling

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-23-2001 12:13:00 PM
[singsong]Somebody's in trouble now![/singsong]
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-23-2001 12:14:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Peachis:
suddenly grins widely and then runs off giggling

Go for it.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Steven Steve
posted 08-23-2001 12:16:00 PM
But my hair... It portrays my manliness, and yet what women are looking for is less hair on the body!? Could it be that women are actually searching for something pretty as opposed to masculine and hairy!?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 08-23-2001 12:26:00 PM
...
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-23-2001 02:56:00 AM
*shrugs*

Sounds nice, Emmy. Pictures?

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 08-23-2001 04:46:00 AM
This is such a bizarre thread
"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Dead Tired
Is usually a girl
posted 08-23-2001 04:51:00 AM
<-------Shaves down there, and no, it doesn't itch.
DivaliciousEm
posted 08-23-2001 05:15:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Lyinar:
/agree with everything Nae said, and Piper too

I would have wanted to go hide in a hole if I was hearing someone talking about my bush at 15. *cringes*


Well, that may be how you and Piper and others might of felt when you were my age, but I really don't mind. I take it like it was supposed to be taken - all as a joke. And I don't regret talking about it, because I'm not ashamed or embarassed or anything. But I apologized (and I meant it) because it offended people, and I can see why - because I'm still a minor.


But now you're telling me all of this while you guys run off to talk about getting the "hair down there" in your mouths??? Come on. Don't be a hypocrite. If you all agreed with Nae and you wanted this kinda stuff to stop, act on your words, please.

Naliana La'Rambuncious:
[Level 5, Bertoxx]
Wood Elf Druid.
Tunare's Li'l Vixen.
"Too Wild To Be Tamed."
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-23-2001 05:23:00 AM
We can talk about it, we're adults
DivaliciousEm
posted 08-23-2001 05:24:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Mortious Shadowstalker:
We can talk about it, we're adults

Then do it somewhere else, remind you - this is my thread. k, thx.

Naliana La'Rambuncious:
[Level 5, Bertoxx]
Wood Elf Druid.
Tunare's Li'l Vixen.
"Too Wild To Be Tamed."
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