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Topic: Em is now a sexy dark red-head...
BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 08-22-2001 07:24:00 PM
*wanders by on the beach in his black shirt and matching black jeans.*

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Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 08-22-2001 07:25:00 PM
bites Pesco gently and peers into the drink

I dunno.. I shouldn't drink.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-22-2001 07:29:00 PM
Mortious can be seen, on the beach, beating baby seals to death
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 08-22-2001 07:32:00 PM
Pesco looks into the drink.

heh.... guess you are right.

Pesco throws a sandal at Mortious.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-22-2001 07:33:00 PM
Mortious moves on to the baby turtles. Unfortunately, he's hit be a sandal, and dies
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-22-2001 07:38:00 PM
Clicks his stick on Mort!

Go forth, young man, and club baby seals.

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 08-22-2001 07:42:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Snoota:
Clicks his stick on Mort!

Pesco looks at Snoota's title... then what Snoota just did.

DUDE!!!!

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-22-2001 07:43:00 PM
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-22-2001 07:46:00 PM
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 08-22-2001 07:48:00 PM
*sneaks up on Pesco from behind, tackles, and proceed to clip lobsters onto his various extremities*

*steals Snoota's stick and labels it "FOR USE ON SOLSTYCE ONLY"*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-22-2001 07:49:00 PM
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 08-22-2001 07:50:00 PM
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-22-2001 07:53:00 PM
Methinks Sol is pulling an all-night again
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-22-2001 07:54:00 PM
/agree with everything Nae said, and Piper too

I would have wanted to go hide in a hole if I was hearing someone talking about my bush at 15. *cringes*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 08-22-2001 08:15:00 PM
I agree with 'Nae.

Completely off the subject, has anyone seen the show 'That's my Bush'? It's funny as hell

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 08-22-2001 08:17:00 PM
This reached WAY too many pages too fast.
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Mightion Defensor
posted 08-22-2001 08:19:00 PM
And we haven't even seen her new red hair yet.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-22-2001 08:25:00 PM
Don't shave down there, it'll just keep coming back, thicker and thicker.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-22-2001 08:26:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mortious Shadowstalker:
Don't shave down there, it'll just keep coming back, thicker and thicker.

That's why you keep it shaved!

Err.. I'm never coming back to this thread again.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-22-2001 08:28:00 PM
But as soon as you stop shaving, you have a problem. It's a vicious cycle!
Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 08-22-2001 08:29:00 PM
Ummm.... can someone hand me the barf bucket.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-22-2001 08:36:00 PM
Walks around the beach, picking up the Seal corpses, and placing them apon a spit, once the juice is drained, he procideds to roast them.

Mmm.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 08-22-2001 08:39:00 PM
Men that shave anything but the hair on their head/face, automatically lose their manhood. NO QUESTIONS ASKED!
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-22-2001 08:46:00 PM
But the ladies like it!

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-22-2001 08:49:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Snoota:
But the ladies like it!


What, do you have a little 'Opinions' box where they drop suggestions on the way out the door?

(After you're done paying them, of course )



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-22-2001 08:54:00 PM
Now THAT is an idea..

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 08-22-2001 09:40:00 PM
(1) I would like to see a pic of Em's new red hair, but that's just because I think she'd look kickass as a redhead and I want the proof.

(2) Watch out for ingrown hairs. According to one of the Drum Majors when I was in Band (his GF talked him into trying it from what he claims) they can be a real pain.

(3) Um.... I forgot what point 3 was... I was thinking about the red hair again.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 08-22-2001 10:06:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mortious Shadowstalker:
Don't shave down there, it'll just keep coming back, thicker and thicker.

I seriously don't think I could be with a girl that didn't shave down there.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 08-22-2001 10:18:00 PM
From the amount of bitching I've listened to the only time 'most guys' notice a difference between shaved/trimmed/au naturel is when they're "doing something other than just laying pipe"..... I'm wondering if all things considered (not counting the 'coughing up hairball' issues) does it really make a difference for the guy if the woman is shaved or not? Ignoring for the moment what the difference does to women, what does a guy get outta that if anything?

This is what I get for being that one guy that just about anyone could talk to at school. I get to learn all this nice information that I never get to apply because I am the 'nice guy'.... BAH!

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 08-22-2001 10:46:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Drysart:
I seriously don't think I could be with a girl that didn't shave down there.

/Agree Drysart.

One of my girlfriends used to say it is every guys pedo side coming out. I personally just hate hair down there on a woman. I mean how annoying it is to get a hair in your mouth and.... Ok ok nevermind.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Mightion Defensor
posted 08-22-2001 10:51:00 PM
All I want is to get a woman to the point of showing me. I don't really have a preference.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 08-22-2001 10:53:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Random Insanity Generator:
From the amount of bitching I've listened to the only time 'most guys' notice a difference between shaved/trimmed/au naturel is when they're "doing something other than just laying pipe"

That should be a fairly common thing. You make it sound like it's something that's done rarely.

quote:
Originally posted by Random Insanity Generator:
what does a guy get outta that if anything?

It's more visually pleasing, for one. I prefer to think of women as smooth and soft.... most definately NOT HAIRY. (Hell, even arm hair on a woman with dark hair freaks me out a bit.)

Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 08-22-2001 11:01:00 PM
Elethi laughs, running up to Pesco and Peach. He grabs a chair, and sits down, ordering a lemonade.

"Hey! Welcome to Cancun. Nice here, aint it? Beautiful beach, good drinks, nice..." Elethi stops speaking as his head slowly turns, his gaze following a few girls down the beach. "Nice...nice...places to sleep. When did you two arrive?"

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-22-2001 11:21:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Azizza:
/Agree Drysart.

One of my girlfriends used to say it is every guys pedo side coming out. I personally just hate hair down there on a woman. I mean how annoying it is to get a hair in your mouth and.... Ok ok nevermind.



You think that doesn't irritate the hell out of us, too?


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Drysart
Pancake
posted 08-22-2001 11:22:00 PM
I'd shave down there if a girl wanted me to.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-22-2001 11:25:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Lyinar:

You think that doesn't irritate the hell out of us, too?

That's why I do it!

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-22-2001 11:27:00 PM
Would if it were requested, but reserves the right to same if I so desire at a later date
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-22-2001 11:29:00 PM
*grumbles*

But it's ITCHY!


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-22-2001 11:31:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Lyinar:
*grumbles*

But it's ITCHY!



The comment I was thinking of making would single handedly make Ja`Deth, Lyinar, Kloie, Azzizza, *rambles on 20 other people's name* extremely pissed at me

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-22-2001 11:33:00 PM
And that has ever stopped you before?
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