Elucidation from actual girls would be cool too.
e: at high school/college level anyway Gadani fucked around with this message on 08-01-2007 at 06:33 PM.
Pimped cars can be of any category, so if you're talking about a pimped sports car then we can say sports car, or a pimped truck and so on.
Economical european cars to attract keepers.
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Mortious was listening to Cher while typing:
Sports cars to attract whores who you'll discard the next day.Economical european cars to attract keepers.
If by "keepers" you mean "crazy environmentalist vegetarian trendy girls" then yes.
You'll likely catch a fungus from fucking them, though, thanks to their lack of hygiene.
It's all about flagrant displays of financial excess. Women desire wealthy, stable men in the same manner that men desire nubile, fertile women.
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Maradon! said:
I don't think economic cars attract any women in any country.It's all about flagrant displays of financial excess. Women desire wealthy, stable men in the same manner that men desire nubile, fertile women.
You'd be suprised how wrong that misconception is.
Women looking to "settle down" go for men who are family-orientated. A sensible car displays that in spades.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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That damn dirty Asha'man rudely interrupted me to say;
A woman that chooses you for your type of car is not one you want to be with.
for more than an hour
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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And now, we sprinkle Mortious liberally with Old Spice!
You'd be suprised how wrong that misconception is.Women looking to "settle down" go for men who are family-orientated. A sensible car displays that in spades.
Not in America, it doesn't. If it doesn't have eight cylinders and over 4.5 liters of displacement, you're a faggot.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
The sports car is the throwaway man. LOL
Anyone that likes you for having a PT Cruiser is not a good choice, btw. And having one would make you a fag. (Like Gadani)
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Verily, BeauChan doth proclaim:
Although a Sports car will attract me initially, it's the guys with the 'safe' cars that are worth staying around for.The sports car is the throwaway man. LOL
HEEEEEEEEEE
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Mr. Gainsborough spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Depends on the girl you want.Anyone that likes you for having a PT Cruiser is not a good choice, btw. And having one would make you a fag. (Like Gadani)
hey fuck you my PT cruiser is a standard.
Also I have a girlfriend (not because of the car, obviously). :colbert:
I cannot fit in your tiny cars, grr.
She likes them because rich assholes drive them. 
She also says she'd prefer a man driving a vintage station wagon above all.
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Suddar absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
She also says she'd prefer a man driving a vintage station wagon above all.
So she prefers a man with a Woody, eh?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
In fact you needn't bother with the car bit at all, except that cars are awesome.
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Mr. Parcelan got served! Mr. Parcelan got served!
When you're Maradon, desperately poor and hideous as sin, cars seem the least worry in a vast panoply of woe.
You know, you do have a point there. Maradon should work on that crippling poverty thing before he buys a $45,000 pickup truck.
Also, panoply? Awesome.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
This is, of course, largely nonsense. Not entirely nonsense, but close to it.
I said trucks with sub-catagory for Jeeps. I like them. On the one hand, I'd like to be honest and say that "car status" doesn't matter, but in all honesty, it did for me. Before my fiance` traded in the gold minivan he had, I didn't want to switch vehicles with him. But now that he has his Commander, I gladly switch vehicles when he needs mine for his job. It's just a monster of a vehicle and makes me feel powerful while in it.
I've seen a lot of college aged guys in Cruisers in this area. They're quite the popular car. Whatever you do, don't get a beetle. There is nothing manly about them.
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Jajahotep said this about your mom:
What's wrong with PT Cruisers?
They are completely hideous, by any standard. Beetles are sissy and queer, for sure, but a PT Cruiser looks like the ill-fated experiment to mingle a Beetle with a Minivan. They look like the Quasimodo of automobiles.
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So quoth Alaan:
They also have terrible build quality.
It's a Neon with a body change.
They are hands down the crappiest cars I have ever driven. Shit for acceleration, the automatic shifts jerky and at bizarre times, crappy generic interior, ugly as sin on the outside. I can't say enough bad stuff about it.
It's not even very fuel efficient. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 08-02-2007 at 06:02 PM.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Robocop:
They are completely hideous, by any standard. Beetles are sissy and queer, for sure, but a PT Cruiser looks like the ill-fated experiment to mingle a Beetle with a Minivan. They look like the Quasimodo of automobiles.
Coincidentially sissy and queer is in this decade
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Maradon!'s unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Shit for acceleration, the automatic shifts jerky and at bizarre times, crappy generic interior, ugly as sin on the outside. I can't say enough bad stuff about it.It's not even very fuel efficient.
Mine accelerates wonderfully, but that's probably due to it being a standard. Obviously the jerky shifts don't apply either.
I've added a few touches to the interior and I have to agree that the car is fucking ugly.
Also I get 26 MPG in the city
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Maradon! had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Although I must admit, buying a Prius and plastering it with conservative bumper stickers is an attractive prospect, if only for the double-take factor.
I would tend to agree. Living on the "Left Coast of the Great Lakes" like I do, you see too many damned Subaru's around here. If there are bumper stickers on the car, it is typically an old Wellstone! sticker from his final campaign before dying in a firey plane crash. The other annoyance around here of late has been bumper stickers that say: W W W D? What Would Wellstone Do?
I don't give a flying fuck!! HE'S DEAD!! The main reason you see so many of the damned cars around here is because before Paul Wellstone got rich taking special interest money, he drove around an ancient Subaru Legacy Wagon that had more fucking holes in it than a goth whore. And as he's worshipped around these parts, everyone just has to drive a Subaru too...
I have to laugh at the irony of some of these old hippy freaks living here. They drive these old pieces of garbage that run poorly and leak all sorts of fluids on the ground yet have bumper stickers that say "Love your Mother" or "Earth Day should be Every Day!" or some other global warming scare sticker. 
Every now and then I wish they'd start smog testing cars around here... just so we can get that junk off the road.
And to answer your original question. It's not the vehicle IMO. Granted, I've been out of the dating scene for much too long. But if it sounds like a Redneck Country Tune, "She loves me for my truck..." I have no interest in her.
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Gadani wrote this stupid crap:
Mine accelerates wonderfully, but that's probably due to it being a standard. Obviously the jerky shifts don't apply either.I've added a few touches to the interior and I have to agree that the car is fucking ugly.
Also I get 26 MPG in the city
Yeah, I've never had any acceleration issues with mine. She drives beautifully. And I get about 26 city/29 highway (which is important when driving 80 miles a day for work). As for appearance, they're like a modern day woody but without the tacky faux wood paneling. The really ugly ones are the split color ones (blue on top/silver on bottom for example) or the convertibles. I hate the convertible ones -- they have absolutely no room. The interior in mine has paneling that matches the exterior.
It's a good little car. And yeah, so it's built on the same frame as Neons were. *shrug*
