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Maradon! said:
PT Cruisers.
I've seen these in England too.
Every time I walk or drive past one I have to say "Ew, that's fucking awful." just as a natural reaction.
Sports cars annoy me. They're too tiny, I normally consider them rather ugly, and in my experience, they tempt people to do stupid shit while driving. Like cutting me off in traffic. I hate being cut off.
Trucks... I used to love trucks. Now I take em or leave em, really. People who drive trucks strike me as someone who is either:
A-Hard working, kinda physical labor, and thats cool.
B-Insecure and compensating.
C-One of those assholes who like to tailgate you because they are in a large vehicle, and think they can intimidate you.
PT Cruisers, VW Bugs, Ford Focuses, Honda Civics, and station wagons annoy the living hell out of me.
I tend to value vehicles with a good balance of MPG, safety, and decent looks. I drive a Toyota Camry, for instance.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Stalwart Steve who doth quote:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=115nkGr77TM
They say "Fucking" on family guy?
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Check out the big brain on Gadani!
hey fuck you my PT cruiser is a standard.Also I have a girlfriend (not because of the car, obviously). :colbert:
A standard what? Do you mean a manual transmission?
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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So quoth Noxhil2:
A standard what? Do you mean a manual transmission?
Did you seriously not know what a "standard" is?
If so, I'm sorry for confusing you.
It's pretty amazing that they managed to take the ugliest car on the road and bring it up to a whole new level of ugly with what is kind of an awesome idea (because let's face it; old station wagons are awesome). Taeldian fucked around with this message on 08-05-2007 at 01:22 AM.
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Gadani painfully thought these words up:
Did you seriously not know what a "standard" is?If so, I'm sorry for confusing you.
You know what confuses me?
Why you drive a PT Cruiser and I haven't thrown you off a bridge yet.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
You know what confuses me?Why you drive a PT Cruiser and I haven't thrown you off a bridge yet.
I drive a PT cruiser because my mommy and daddy pay for it and I didn't get to pick out what I got but I'm not complaining.
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over-subscribed with relationships
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Now maybe (maybe)
I can learn to settle down one day
But right now
I'm living life to mess around and play
See you've got (you've got)
A little thing i haven't seen before
But i must warn ya
That i can't help but play around for sure
I did it before
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I like them Spanish girls
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I like the French girls
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I like them skinny girls
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*dance* 
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
A "cute car" says you're trendy and cheap -- in other words -- you are easily entertained and can probably entertain yourself for hours on end --OR-- it could mean you are a not-so-struggling college student.
A real SUV or standard truck (the kind of vehicle that you can take 4-wheeling) says you are a hard-working, play hard, person -- whether your job is physically or mentally demanding.
A well-worn used car says you are a struggling college student or deep in debt or have better things to spend money on (i.e. a closet millionaire next door) or live in Paris and have to deal with parking using the bumper car technique.
Ford Taurus and anything Volvo says you have a family and want to baby and protect them from all harm while letting you think you are stylish.
Or at least that's been my impression 
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Jajahotep enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Maradon just needs a classic car. Good investment. And a nice shiny to show off.
Or a better personality/face.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
quote:My father had a Volvo as a company car once. It leaked everything. Gas, oil, transmission fluid, antifreeze, gravy, if a car uses it then the Volvo leaked it. Since most mechanics had no idea how to fix a volvo, it required regular visits to the dealer for repairs that never held. (Fortunately it didn't come out of my father's pocket.)
Roll the dice to see if Vernaltemptress is getting drunk!
Ford Taurus and anything Volvo says you have a family and want to baby and protect them from all harm while letting you think you are stylish.
It is my opinion that big trucks just don't hold this power with any woman.
However, my penis is large and not tiny, and so I am in need of neither a sports car nor a large truck.
I will be in the market for a car very soon, and I am still quite undecided on what it will be, but I do know that it won't be a pointless, gas guzzling flagrant display of wealth. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 08-06-2007 at 07:16 PM.
quote:If you're looking for a car for the sake of having a car, and won't be facing an immediate shortage of funds, I suggest either a Toyota or Honda. Both brands are very reliable, retain their resale value for a long time, and will last you an average of 15 years if you decide to drive them into the ground (figuratively, not cliff jumping). Based on Consumer Reports statistics, Hondas get better gas mileage, while Toyotas have better performance.
Maradon! really knows where their towel is...
I will be in the market for a car very soon, and I am still quite undecided on what it will be, but I do know that it won't be a pointless, gas guzzling flagrant display of wealth.
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Maradon! absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
No girls will jump into your lap just because you drive a sports car,
I beg to differ. One of my friends in college met his wife when he drove into town to run an errand--when he left the store, he found a note on the windshield of his '65 Vette from a girl he'd never met saying, "I love you" and with her phone number.
Don't know if they're still married, but yes, girls will indeed jump into your lap if you drive the right car.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about dark elf butts:
Don't know if they're still married,.
yeah we are
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Bloodsage's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I beg to differ. One of my friends in college met his wife when he drove into town to run an errand--when he left the store, he found a note on the windshield of his '65 Vette from a girl he'd never met saying, "I love you" and with her phone number.Don't know if they're still married, but yes, girls will indeed jump into your lap if you drive the right car.
What if your friend had been a woman? Oh! Ho ho!
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Bent over the coffee table, Maradon! squealed:
That's nice if you're cool with gold diggers and all.
She was a nice girl, not a gold digger at all.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Naimahing:
I'd go out with a woman with a nice rack at least once and I'm routinely called a nice guy. Just because someone values something that isn't personality doesn't make them a dick.
You've seen said girl, though. You're able to weigh any other obvious downsides against her big tits and build a sort of prospectus.
This girl evidently did not care what else was wrong with the guy. Effectively, the car was valued so heavily in her estimation that the guy was completely irrelevant. Realistically, the priest should have pronounced her "Mrs. Chevrolet" when they were married.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Maradon! absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
I have a hard time believing that a girl who is willing to go out with a guy she's never seen based solely on the vehicle he drives is nice.
So what? I got to know her well during the time they dated, and her family as well. She's a nice girl. Just because you have a hard time dealing with the fact that your preconceptions could be wrong doesn't make me a liar.
And who says she'd never seen him? She'd never met him, but she saw him as he walked to the store. If you want women jumping on you sight unseen, you'd better be driving a Bentley or Rolls or an exotic of some type.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
I'm more inclined to believe that she was motivated by a great deal more than the guy's car. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 08-09-2007 at 06:13 PM.
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Maradon! was naked while typing this:
I never called you a liar, but you're describing a girl making a life-changing decision based entirely on superficial financial criteria, then claiming that she isn't a shallow gold digger. Something doesn't add up.I'm more inclined to believe that she was motivated by a great deal more than the guy's car.
Yes, but oh, let's say someone is in the market for a car that attracts girls on the basis of superficiality and so he makes a thread about it on a video game website. Does this sound familiar to you at all?
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent leckzilla! said:
Does none of the above count? I don't give a shit about cars.
Same.
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Stalwart Steve enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Yes, but oh, let's say someone is in the market for a car that attracts girls on the basis of superficiality and so he makes a thread about it on a video game website. Does this sound familiar to you at all?
