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Now that the disclaimer is out of the way:
As of late, I've been slowly desensitizing myself to porn in general. I don't know why, exactly. Goatce never bothered me, nor did tubgirl.. perhaps I just wondered what my tolerance for "gross" was. Or something.
Anyway, this was my regular desktop. Clean, neat, semi-erotic, and stretches easily to most resolutions (Along the lines of 640x480, 800x600, 1024x768, 1600x1200, etc.): Linky.
After a while, staring at her face no longer evoked any reaction at all. A few months ago, I switched to this picture: Linky
Always made me smile when I came back to my desktop. 
Recently, I've been using this picture.
..
Is something wrong with me? :/
I sense massive flames coming my way.. [ 03-21-2004: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]
Edit: Oh, and a closing bracket is better then an opening one.
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From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
Maybe you should try real people.
Perhaps you're right, Mr. Parcelan. Though I can't exactly go out to bars, or anything, so my social life is pretty non-existant. But I'm happy with that in terms of where I am in my life for now.
However, from the first picture.. where does she hide it? 
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Arttemis had this to say about Optimus Prime:
FUCKING A MANShemale ambush
Well, hermaphrodite ambush. I think shemales only have a penis.
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Delphi Aegis spewed forth this undeniable truth:
However, from the first picture.. where does she hide it?
With magic.
Or she can tuck it in her vagina neatly.
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Perhaps you're right, Mr. Parcelan. Though I can't exactly go out to bars, or anything, so my social life is pretty non-existant. But I'm happy with that in terms of where I am in my life for now.
No, you nitwit. I mean real people pron as opposed to cartoons.
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Mr. Parcelan stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
No, you nitwit. I mean real people pron as opposed to cartoons.
Oh, well, that's different then.
I have a good amount of regular people porn, but it's difficult to get without getting a billion spyware.. Or, at least, I don't have the l33t surfing skillz to do so. :/
Gains: The first is okay, the 2nd sucked.
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Delphi Aegis's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
To be honest, I find neither of them alluring. :/
Might be because they're real pictures without dicks =\
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Liam stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Gains: The first is okay, the 2nd sucked.
Sorry, dude. Whatdya need to cleanse that mind?
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Mr. Gainsborough wrote this stupid crap:
Sorry, dude. Whatdya need to cleanse that mind?
Lesbians.
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Liam's fortune cookie read:
Lesbians.
They're eyeing YOU!
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Lady Delirium said:
those girls are so flat they could pass off as ugly little boys
and the the blonde girl with the glasses and tattoos looks like shes ancient
Even Lady D hates your porn, Gains.
Take it as a sign that it sucks.
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Xyrra had this to say about John Romero:
When the hell is someone gonna post good porn on these boards?!
Nobody wants me posting any.(edit: at least all the straight males don't)
How about you start us off? [ 03-21-2004: Message edited by: Kegwen ]
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Xyrra thought about the meaning of life:
When the hell is someone gonna post good porn on these boards?!
You have any?
Mortious goes back to looking at naked female anthropomorphic animals.
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Mortious impressed everyone with:
Gains' porn is terrible, and Delphi is a freak.Mortious goes back to looking at naked female anthropomorphic animals.
u too, morty.
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Mortious had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Gains' porn is terrible, and Delphi is a freak.Mortious goes back to looking at naked female anthropomorphic animals.
I can accomidate this too Mort...tho, you've probably seen 'em all
Forget that crap, yo.
Although I do have a thing for the suicidegirls. 
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Arttemis wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
"Raverporn"?Forget that crap, yo.
Although I do have a thing for the suicidegirls.
^_^ The girls at Kingdom on friday nights are a mix of those types of girls there (in all the images I posted).
Hell, my friend Chantelle got MAULED by a girl who came down to see her from Toronto...^_^ That was definately fun to watch
[ 03-21-2004: Message edited by: Lady Delirium ]
i have that hat in blue
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We were all impressed when Lady Delirium wrote:
She looks bored.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael's account was hax0red to write:
These threads are always more fun when some woman, like Lady D in this thread, comes in and starts critiquing the porn. Cracks me up.
No kidding. If you're gonna knock some other woman's naked body you gotta show us yours.
Why? Well, I haven't figured that bit out quite yet. But I'm working on it. So show us your naughty bits now because I promise when I do think of a reason it'll be a damn good one and you'll feel like a fool not showing us in the first place and wasting all of our time.
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OtakuPenguin thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
What's wrong with being so "flat" as you say? Some people don't find large breasts attractive.
If you're going to be in porn, at least have nice, average sized titties?
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Cuba:
If you're going to be in porn, at least have nice, average sized titties?
And what would average sized be?
There are a lot of different sizes out there.
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OtakuPenguin had this to say about Duck Tales:
What's wrong with being so "flat" as you say? Some people don't find large breasts attractive.
Flat != Small
Flat = Ultra saggy, pancake-looking
At least, that's how I see it.
