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Trent

Smurfberry Moneyshot

posted 03-22-2004 01:09:22 AM

So.. I wandered around a bit.. looking for half decent porn.. and found this instead. It made me laugh, so I thought I'd share. If you get a red x.. to damn bad.

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Falaanla Marr

I AM HOT CHIX

posted 03-22-2004 01:16:22 AM

quote:
Anakha had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
sigpic changed, COW-BONG!

I like that sigpic. you are ok now.

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Delphi Aegis

Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.

posted 03-22-2004 01:16:47 AM

The first thing I thought when I looked at that picture is "haha, fat people have strange fetishes".

The second was "I'd kill to have her hair."

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Anakha

my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh

posted 03-22-2004 01:18:23 AM

i was trying to make my sigpic into a skin for CS except that it would say OWNED! instead of COW-BONG! but i suck at Photos

"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 03-22-2004 01:18:59 AM

quote:
Delphi Aegis thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Oh, right. Translate it, then ask maradon. It keeps changing..

Those tricky bastards. They put the question I need to answer in an image file so I can't just machine translate it.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

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Delphi Aegis

Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.

posted 03-22-2004 01:20:40 AM

quote:
JooJooFlop's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Those tricky bastards. They put the question I need to answer in an image file so I can't just machine translate it.

He's pissed at americans.

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Palador ChibiDragon

Dismembered

posted 03-22-2004 01:27:30 AM

quote:
We were all impressed when Delphi Aegis wrote:
He's pissed at americans.

I wonder why? Anyone know?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.

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Anakha

my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh

posted 03-22-2004 01:28:23 AM

Cause we are stupid?

"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."

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Palador ChibiDragon

Dismembered

posted 03-22-2004 01:29:37 AM

quote:
From the book of Anakha, chapter 3, verse 16:
Cause we are stupid?

We?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.

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Delphi Aegis

Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.

posted 03-22-2004 01:34:06 AM

quote:
Palador ChibiDragon impressed everyone with:
We?

His bandwith is probably exceedingly expensive. Even moreso with the size of the pictures he hosts.

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Mr. Parcelan

posted 03-22-2004 01:36:11 AM

Somthor and Ahnakha need to fight it out.

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Rodent King

Stabbed in the Eye

posted 03-22-2004 02:25:32 AM

quote:
KaLourin had this to say about Optimus Prime:
oh please... just drop it. Someone else already uses the character as a sigpic. Call it common courtesy. Something we kinda do round these parts.

Pfft.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.

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Random Insanity Generator

Condom Ninja El Supremo

posted 03-22-2004 02:36:01 AM

This thread needs more pr0n.

Hell, all threads could use more pr0n.

Oh, and Mort, pic 2 just seems painful. Getting one's wang clamped in a vice would probably hurt less.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.

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TheOriginalZane

Pancake

posted 03-22-2004 02:59:00 AM

quote:
Lady Delirium had this to say about Pirotess:
those girls are so flat they could pass off as ugly little boys
and the the blonde girl with the glasses and tattoos looks like shes ancient

Isn't it illegal for you to look at this?
I think it's passed your bedtime Lady D.

I like Brooke but look around at the rest. It's a good site.
Too Bad Elisha Isn't 18 yet.

[ 03-22-2004: Message edited by: TheOriginalZane ]

The worst member of EC.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 03-22-2004 03:55:28 AM

quote:
Delphi Aegis thought about the meaning of life:

laughed myself silly at that pic.

And for the record I wasn't being facetious; I really DO think it's funny when one of the ladies comes in and critiques porn. They usually have some pretty funny stuff to say.

Also, if Lady D is underage and looking at these pics...well...I presume she's looked at herself in the mirror. Whoopee. Drysart is absolved of responsibility under the auspices of the NSFW thread, so let's not get into that mess about age again. Besides, Lady D's "I have that same hat" comment had me laughing.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Mr. Parcelan

posted 03-22-2004 03:57:58 AM

Erotic literature is good for those who have stronger imaginations. It does a lot for me.

Might I recommend checking out some of my old classics: "Maradon Gets Raped by a Glabrezu" and "Lemmy has a Mutant Panther's Cock Up his Ass."

And stay tuned for my next smash hit: "Snoota Exposes his Butt to the BrokenHorn Minotaur Tribe." In it, a young Snoota learns a valuable lesson.

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CBTao

Pancake

posted 03-22-2004 04:51:58 AM

quote:
Anakha probably says this to all the girls:
sigpic changed, COW-BONG!

Good work boy.

The next time if you plan to rip off my likeness, at least use a pic that does Mr. Spiegal more credit than an off angle smile.

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Tarquinn

Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar

posted 03-22-2004 11:47:08 AM

quote:
CBTao had this to say about Optimus Prime:

The next time if you plan to rip off my likeness, at least use a pic that does Mr. Spiegal more credit than an off angle smile.

Geebus, at least spell his name correctly if you claim possession of his image.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.

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indegloriafeestbeest

Not Smart

posted 03-22-2004 11:57:10 AM

quote:
Anakha attempted to be funny by writing:
all my porn is in video form.

Tssk,tssk,never heard of dvd?

As for the rest of it....since i still don't have a comp at home,kinda hard to look at this stuff in public.......
just zipped by it,but me thinks there's way better pron than this stuff......

you're born as a child and you die like a child..... inbetween you have a identitycrisis.....

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BeauChan

Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear

posted 03-22-2004 12:03:55 PM

so far the only picture that works for me is

that one.

all of my porn is in video form.... and half of it is hentai.

literature is good too... love this site.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...

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Lady Delirium

Drysart loves me!

posted 03-22-2004 03:03:05 PM

quote:
BeauChan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
so far the only picture that works for me is
that one.
all of my porn is in video form.... and half of it is hentai.
literature is good too... love this site.

i can agree with that

Edit:
whats wrong with being flat? well...nothing i guess, but when a chick is so flat it looks like a little boy chest...well i dont see how that can actually turn anyone on. i think it also makes them look real young..but hey some people are into that

[ 03-22-2004: Message edited by: Lady Delirium ]

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^

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very important poster

a sweet title

posted 03-22-2004 08:32:36 PM

Mort's is the only good picture in this thread...UNTIL THIS:

hey

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Kegwen

Sonyfag

posted 03-22-2004 08:40:51 PM

quote:
Lady Delirium probably says this to all the girls:
i can agree with that
Edit:
whats wrong with being flat? well...nothing i guess, but when a chick is so flat it looks like a little boy chest...well i dont see how that can actually turn anyone on. i think it also makes them look real young..but hey some people are into that

It's a bit extreme to call them little boy chests (screencap couresty of the director's cut of Almost Famous). Personally, I don't see the appeal of large breasts, but then again I don't see the sexual appeal in females at all soooo...

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