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Topic: Desensitization
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-22-2004 12:12:57 AM
quote:
Nirrudn still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
She looks bored.

And stoned.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Cap'n Me
Pancake
posted 03-22-2004 12:15:26 AM
What if you enjoy the small breastified women better(odd as that may be, but then again is poop sex, and foot jobs, and ect.)? And what about the children?(I didn't mean this relating to the pron topic in anyway, but what better place to find children then when youre looking at porn right?)

Children

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-22-2004 12:15:34 AM
Most of my favourite porn is in video form, really. There's a really good one that Maradon burned onto a disk for me.. Strangely enough, I keep it with my boot copy of Knoppix.
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 03-22-2004 12:16:54 AM
Try this picture
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-22-2004 12:17:51 AM
quote:
Anakha's fortune cookie read:
Try this picture

Looks like a real doll.

That is some shitty make up job.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 03-22-2004 12:20:01 AM
feh, quick look through www.amateurpages.com, looking for a chick with a chest
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 03-22-2004 12:20:29 AM
quote:
Anakha had this to say about dark elf butts:
Try this picture

She looks like she put makeup on to color-coordinate her breasts and face.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-22-2004 12:20:36 AM
No picture posted in this thread could arouse me, to be perfectly honest.

I guess I'm more of a mental guy. I can't just look at a nice pair of titties and go "huh uh.. huh uh" and fap away; It has to be either highly suggestive (somewhat like this one ), or animated. Preferably with sound.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-22-2004 12:29:12 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
No picture posted in this thread could arouse me, to be perfectly honest.

I guess I'm more of a mental guy. I can't just look at a nice pair of titties and go "huh uh.. huh uh" and fap away; It has to be either highly suggestive (somewhat like this one ), or animated. Preferably with sound.


How do you access that site again? I remember it's pretty hard if you can't read Japanese and understand the instructions for reaching the main page.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 03-22-2004 12:31:56 AM
I actually agree with ya there Delphi, that picture was hot.
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Nirrudn
Pancake
posted 03-22-2004 12:33:38 AM
Less is more, and all that jazz.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-22-2004 12:35:32 AM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Nirrudn's junta released this statement:
Less is more, and all that jazz.jizz.

It had to be done.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-22-2004 12:36:50 AM
ironmouse.za.org\dragon\index3.html

I have that entire site downloaded to my HD, all 1.5-2ish gigs of Game inspired hentai.

Gotta love the connection here at college.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-22-2004 12:39:08 AM
d00t

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 03-22-2004 12:42:34 AM
quote:
Mortious's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
d00t

Wetter is better. /nod

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-22-2004 12:49:15 AM
Oh no!

Don't look so suprised. You knew it was coming.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-22-2004 12:49:43 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Falaanla Marr was all like:
ironmouse.za.org\dragon\index3.html

I have that entire site downloaded to my HD, all 1.5-2ish gigs of Game inspired hentai.

Gotta love the connection here at college.


Slow as hell and most of it is crudely drawn vanilla nude and tentacle rape.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 03-22-2004 12:50:52 AM
At least I have the couresty not to post stuff most of you don't want to see.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-22-2004 12:51:33 AM
quote:
Kegwen had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
At least I have the couresty not to post stuff most of you don't want to see.

Post it in links.

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 03-22-2004 12:51:33 AM
more furry hentai
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-22-2004 12:52:44 AM
quote:
From the book of Anakha, chapter 3, verse 16:
more furry hentai

No, no, no.

Just plain furry. I hate hentai.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-22-2004 12:52:54 AM
quote:
Anakha had this to say about pies:
more furry hentai

Change your sigpic. Spike is reserved for CBTao, not you.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-22-2004 12:54:29 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mortious wrote:
No, no, no.

Just plain furry. I hate hentai.


Dude, the one in the second picture has a huge cock.

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 03-22-2004 12:54:43 AM
Hahahahahaha! fuck you, im the Spike freak
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-22-2004 12:55:59 AM
quote:
Anakha enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Hahahahahaha! fuck you, im the Spike freak

no, fuck you, CBtao has been around alot longer and could easily kick your ass.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 03-22-2004 12:56:56 AM
Hmm... can't put it on leetsauce, because the webmaster would, like, instantly delete everything on there and never give me webspace again...

hmmm

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-22-2004 12:57:22 AM
This thread had the beastly page views for about two seconds. I tried to get a screenshot and edit it to take out the massive space, but I got bored and gave up.

Instead, I give you all a giggly picture:

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-22-2004 12:57:41 AM
quote:
So quoth Kegwen:
Hmm... can't put it on leetsauce, because the webmaster would, like, instantly delete everything on there and never give me webspace again...

hmmm


Email them to me.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-22-2004 12:58:33 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr typed:
Dude, the one in the second picture has a huge cock.

Furry art is well known for huge cocks. Doesn't make it hentai. It's not remotely Japanese.

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 03-22-2004 12:58:36 AM
oooo, someone i don't know on a forum could kick my ass, oh noes, woe is me
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-22-2004 12:59:32 AM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Furry art is well known for huge cocks. Doesn't make it hentai. It's not remotely Japanese.

I was simply commenting on the incredibly large size of his member. Not calling it hentai.

quote:
Anakha probably says this to all the girls:
oooo, someone i don't know on a forum could kick my ass, oh noes, woe is me


Who the fuck are you, anyway?

[ 03-22-2004: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-22-2004 01:00:04 AM
oh please... just drop it. Someone else already uses the character as a sigpic. Call it common courtesy. Something we kinda do round these parts.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-22-2004 01:00:20 AM
I stand corrected. Your quoting of me made it look the other way.

Anyway, back to the porn.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-22-2004 01:02:12 AM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Knight Rider:
I stand corrected. Your quoting of me made it look the other way.

Anyway, back to the porn.



it was just that way because there are alot of second pictures

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-22-2004 01:02:15 AM
quote:
Anakha's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
oooo, someone i don't know on a forum could kick my ass, oh noes, woe is me

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a n00b. CAREFUL! The stupidity could infect you, even from just being near him!

Word to the wise: First, never, ever, ever, ever, assume anything. Just because you think you're "all that" and have a gun rack doesn't mean you get any shred of respect here. Second: Anyone here has more respect then you. Even Liam. Thusly, you should learn when to shut up.

Thirdly, if all you're going to do is make stupid comments about "bad porn" and "oh no, more hentai ", then get the hell out of this thread.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-22-2004 01:02:54 AM
quote:
KaLourin painfully thought these words up:
oh please... just drop it. Someone else already uses the character as a sigpic. Call it common courtesy. Something we kinda do round these parts.

Sorry, I'll be nice to him now.

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 03-22-2004 01:02:57 AM
i will later, its a little late, and i don't really feel like wandering around for one now, maybe a placeholder
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-22-2004 01:03:21 AM
quote:
Delphi Aegis Model 2000 was programmed to say:
This thread had the beastly page views for about two seconds. I tried to get a screenshot and edit it to take out the massive space, but I got bored and gave up.

Instead, I give you all a giggly picture


Hey, answer my question dangnabit.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-22-2004 01:05:15 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when JooJooFlop said this:
How do you access that site again? I remember it's pretty hard if you can't read Japanese and understand the instructions for reaching the main page.

Oh, right. Translate it, then ask maradon. It keeps changing..

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 03-22-2004 01:09:12 AM
sigpic changed, COW-BONG!
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
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