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Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 02-15-2004 03:52:58 AM
Ya know what dude? You can bite my ass. I answered what I was doing today, and today has been everything I hoped for and more but why do you feel the need to try and screw with that? Whether you believe me on the vampire thing or not, I don't care but seeing as how I've still got RL people pissed at me for being so rash and trying to go down there over it I know it happened, as does Gikkwiny probably because she decided to discuss it with others involved. That's not the issue though. It's one thing to mess with someone because they did something stupid, but you're fucking trying to ruin my Valentine's Day where I proposed by doing that crap and you're calling ME an attention whore? I respond to a question, you take my answer - to which you couldn'ty POSSIBLY have anything against - and turn it into multiple attacks on my person so simply put sir WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU FILTHY ASSHOLE?
"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Hime, eien-ni, anata-wo ai-shimasu.
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 02-15-2004 03:54:52 AM
Man, that's harsh. An asshole I can understand. But a filthy asshole? And in all caps no less. That is just too harsh.

[ 02-15-2004: Message edited by: Naimah ]

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-15-2004 03:56:52 AM
quote:
Naimah probably says this to all the girls:
Man, that's harsh. An asshole I can understand. But a filthy asshole? And in all caps no less. That is just too harsh.

He just pointing out that Parce forgot to wipe after the last batch of hellfire wings. Kinda hard to get everything when your whole ass explodes.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-15-2004 04:02:24 AM
Hey, I appreciate you making an entirely different thread for it. That was nice of you

And yes, I think you're a lying little bag of shit who will do just about anything for attention.

Does that answer your question?

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-15-2004 04:02:24 AM
I dream of a world without doubleposts.

[ 02-15-2004: Message edited by: King Parcelan ]

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 02-15-2004 04:16:03 AM
vampi
nem-x
posted 02-15-2004 04:18:16 AM
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-15-2004 04:26:34 AM
And just to elaborate, so we'll have something to do tomorrow:

I view marriage as a sacred institution. As it stands, there are already too many grown adults rushing into it and cheapening it. It irates me to see attention-starved whelps like you throwing it around for some cheap publicity stunt.

So dig this: you're not ready for marriage. You're young, stupid and a liar; marriage is based on maturity, good decision and honesty. In short, you're diametrically opposed to marriage. You only think you're ready for it because you want to seem as though you have all those qualities, but your facade is as shallow as your claims.

There are younger people who can handle marriage. OtakuPenguin and Archer-Penguin I would trust with such a committment because they are completely devoted to each other and are very faithful, they know what they're getting themselves into. Hell, even those older couples such as Ja'Deth and Lyinar aren't rushing into it because they realize it's a serious thing and they want to think it out entirely.

You, however, are merely jealous of the attention they get and since one of your lies already fell through, you had to bring up another to try and trick people into thinking you're ready for it. And if it isn't an outright lie, you're decieving some stupid young girl for the sake of a little attention, which is even more despicable.

Now, I don't want to put all my weight on the notion that you're a filthy liar. Let's say you did propose. Let's say it wasn't for attention. It's still a stupid idea.

Despite how mature you think you are, you're still too young and ignorant for this. In the end, whether you want to admit it or not, you're just doing this to pretend you're an adult. True maturity would be you thinking it out at least somewhat.

You say it's one thing for me to pick on you for doing something stupid? Well, this is no different, my friend. It's a stupid idea that insults everyone who takes marriage seriously.

I have absolutely no problems kicking you now over something you'll be kicking yourself over later.

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-15-2004 04:31:50 AM
Speaking from a bit of experience, 17 is too young. I'd recommend putting off discussing a date until sometime next year, but that's just me.
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Skaw
posted 02-15-2004 04:32:12 AM
Balowney
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-15-2004 06:01:15 AM
I remember being engaged at 17.

I roll my eyes, laugh, and thank every deity in existance I wasn't idiotic enough to actually go through with it and marry the guy. You may think you're an adult at seventeen, and believe with all your heart and soul you know what you want...

in five or ten years you'll look back and laugh at your arrogance. Trust those of us who can look back on it.

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 02-15-2004 06:16:04 AM
Xyrra speaks the truth.

17 is still an age at which you believe that you are infallible, that your parents (or any other adult over the age of 30 in many cases) are demons who try to force you to do things that you dont want to do, and that you know everything there is to know about life.

27 is where you look back at the last 10 years and wonder "How the fuck could I have been so fucking stupid back then?"




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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 02-15-2004 06:55:33 AM
Its the adult conspiracy I tell ya!
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-15-2004 07:35:53 AM
Hay, I'm going to marry a vampire@
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-15-2004 09:48:25 AM
quote:
Tarquinn was listening to Cher while typing:
Hay, I'm going to marry a vampire@

And White Wolf shall be there to sue you.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 02-15-2004 09:49:53 AM
So did she say yes, or kick you in the balls for being a terrifying stalker?
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-15-2004 10:17:08 AM
As i think it is, they only got engaged.

You can be engaged for years and still not get married, you know. It's not as if they have to OMGGETMARRIEDINEIGHTORTENORSOMONTHSOMG

Parce, how do you know that zeke isn't as devoted to his girlfriend as much as AP and OP?

now, I'm not taking sides, because yes, i think 17 is too young to get married, but maybe the experience of being engaged for a while will change his mind.

in any case, it was his decision, and he was just sharing with us. Kinda like when you're drunk, parce.

so why don't we all sit down and have cheesecake?

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 02-15-2004 10:25:20 AM
According to his own words, he proposed, she said yes and they're planning on the wedding being next Jan 10th, less than a year from now.
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-15-2004 10:27:53 AM
well, it's almost a year, and again, maybe the experience will make them think.

but congratulations anyway zeke!

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can you please fix my title
posted 02-15-2004 11:19:12 AM
you know alot of single mothers in their early 20's can come from ill thought out marriages. Its also where alot of deadbeat parents come from.
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-15-2004 11:30:46 AM
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-15-2004 12:08:30 PM
Parcelan never lets anything go, ever. That's just how he is. I think it's how he keeps himself occupied when he's not writing or tending bar. And maybe when he is writing or tending bar.
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Pancake
posted 02-15-2004 12:25:20 PM
Just curious, but who are you Parce to decide when or when not this person (man whatever) is ready to marry? People can act entirely different on this internet message board then they do in Real Life and I don't see how you can judge this person based on what they post here.
CBTao
Pancake
posted 02-15-2004 12:46:20 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Alucard wrote:
Just curious, but who are you Parce to decide when or when not this person (man whatever) is ready to marry? People can act entirely different on this internet message board then they do in Real Life and I don't see how you can judge this person based on what they post here.

Also curious who are you to judge parcelan, I agree with him that people who are 17 and are obviously as easily deluded as zeke shouldn't be getting married, I had a very close friend who wanted to get married young, and he did, and his life is ruined, oh woe is parcelan for using a harsh hand for the better good.

I suppose it makes me technically the better man for just keeping to myself and giggling as 2 more people remove themselves from the competative society by getting married and fucking their lives into the ground.

-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 02-15-2004 12:49:38 PM
quote:
CBTao had this to say about Duck Tales:
Also curious who are you to judge parcelan, I agree with him that people who are 17 and are obviously as easily deluded as zeke shouldn't be getting married, I had a very close friend who wanted to get married young, and he did, and his life is ruined, oh woe is parcelan for using a harsh hand for the better good.

I suppose it makes me technically the better man for just keeping to myself and giggling as 2 more people remove themselves from the competative society by getting married and fucking their lives into the ground.


I'm not judging him. I'm asking a question.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-15-2004 01:03:11 PM
I don't think there is any reason to be mean about it, but I don't think there is any reason to rush into a marriage at 17. If you love each other now, why do you think you won't love each other enough to wait a few years?

I was married at 19 and it was a stupid mistake. You are going to do what you want to do because you are at the age where you know better than anyone else, no matter what they tell you.. believe me I know... I lived that age. I was smarter than ANYONE.

Anyway, I am happy that you are happy.. but I think that you can have a prolonged engagement. I have known people that have been engaged for years. There is nothing wrong with that.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-15-2004 02:58:11 PM
I judge based on what I see. And what I see (and apparently, what many others see, as well) is that Zeke is dishonest, deluded and completely ignorant of the consequences of his actions.

I can easily say that he is not devoted as OP and AP because I know them far better. They've been together for quite some time whereas Zeke just sprung this up out of the blue, thus furthering my theory that he was hungry for some attention.

As for the whole "you can't judge him! Who are you to judge?" bit, it doesn't work in this scenario. I'm smarter and overall better than Zeke, as many would agree, and I think things through logically, thus giving me the right to point out that he does not. I also have experienced people like Xyrra and RIG on my side, thus lending me further credence.

And Ford, it's rather ironic that you accuse me of never being able to let things go when you're acting out upon me for an insult over a month ago. Bitterness doesn't suit you, my friend, but you carry it so well

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 02-15-2004 03:00:54 PM
Wow, everyone's being pretty harsh on....everyone.

I'm just gonna sit here and eat these here brownies, anyone care for one?

*Holds out a plate of brownies*

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-15-2004 03:19:28 PM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about Tron:
I also have experienced people like Xyrra and RIG on my side, thus lending me further credence.


I have experience myself Parcelan. I guess I don't count?

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-15-2004 03:22:53 PM
quote:
Rebel Nae had this to say about (_|_):
I have experience myself Parcelan. I guess I don't count?


You go without saying! Mentioning your name would have seemed extraneous

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-15-2004 03:25:44 PM
quote:
King Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
You go without saying! Mentioning your name would have seemed extraneous

You always ignore me. I feel sad.


ANGST!

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 02-15-2004 03:25:45 PM
If it was most people other than zeke Id be mildly irritated that Parce was doing that.

But since it is Zeke its ok.

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 02-15-2004 03:59:22 PM
Nothing wrong with marrying at 17, or 19, so long as you're sure about it, and you know what it entails. My mother was 19 when she married my 21 year old father. That was 1970, and they'll be at the big 35th anniversary next year. So saying that age is the part that matters in things is faulty. It's maturity and readiness.

Deth and I don't refrain from getting married from emotional unreadiness, however. But we're not at the ideal financial situation, or educational situation, that we wish to be in before we do something like that. Plus, we don't really see marriage as something that has to be done at all. We can love each other and care for each other, and we don't *have* to get married. Marriage is just a future icing on the cake.

I don't know what Parce said, if it was here on the boards or in IRC. As some of you may have noticed, I don't really post much anymore. I've been playing EQ too much. That said, I personally don't think Zeke is quite ready for something like this, but it's his life, and his choices. None of us here can make the decision for him, but we can offer helpful advice IF he asks for it.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Pancake
posted 02-15-2004 04:03:26 PM
He made a choice that may seem wrong to some people (myself included tbh) who don't even know the details of the situation and mentioned it in passing in a thread it fit into, big whoop, no reason to make him a huge pariah and go on make ten times as big a deal about it as he did while supposedly whoring for attention.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 02-15-2004 04:16:08 PM
AFter the vampire thing zekes credibility and appearence of maturity are a little shot rakien.
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Pancake
posted 02-15-2004 04:19:10 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper was listening to Cher while typing:
AFter the vampire thing zekes credibility and appearence of maturity are a little shot rakien.

Even if you assume that he got engaged for a scoobie snack it doesn't warrant declaring him filth in a wal-mart bathroom and tearing him to pieces 10 times over.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Sean
posted 02-15-2004 04:19:38 PM
With a little bit of Karnaj, Kagrama and Bloodsage, this will become the greatest thread of all time.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 02-15-2004 04:20:35 PM
SHHH dont mention walmart or you'll attract somethor.

I dont know every detail of this incident, but if the last one is any proof of what zeke is like then he deserves a good parcing.

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Derek
Pancake
posted 02-15-2004 04:40:46 PM
quote:
`Doc's fortune cookie read:
Parcelan never lets anything go, ever...

Parcelan didn't start this thread.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-15-2004 05:27:22 PM
quote:
Derek enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Parcelan didn't start this thread.

Ohhhhh snap!

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