Thanks, GQ.
Trim that shit. Please.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Everyone wondered WTF when Karnaj wrote:
No, it's not.Trim that shit. Please.
Well, 70s style isn't back, but it's definately not 90s style "am I 10 or 29? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS" type trimming anymore.
And no one wants to be teabagged by hairy nuts.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Karnaj said:
Hairy vaginae are about as appealing as, well, hairy balls, I suppose.And no one wants to be teabagged by hairy nuts.
I find my hairy balls very appealing, dammit.
Then again, I have very thin hair.
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Karnaj's fortune cookie read:
Hairy vaginae are about as appealing as, well, hairy balls, I suppose.And no one wants to be teabagged by hairy nuts.
Nor for nuthin, but I aint about to enjoy being teabagged a smooth shorn nutsack either.
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How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
As long as there is a single breath left in my body, bush will never be back.
*stuffs Parcelan's lungs full of shaved bush hair*
doot doot dooo.
Though to be honest I tend to just go around the sac with a cheap electric razor I bought just for that purpose. Fuck if I'm going to use a razor on my nuts.
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Snoota was listening to Cher while typing:
Though to be honest I tend to just go around the sac with a cheap electric razor I bought just for that purpose. Fuck if I'm going to use a razor on my nuts.
I sure as hell hope you label that thing "Snoota's Scrote Trimmer." I'd hate to use it on facial hair accidentally.
As far as bush goes, I don't buy the whole "picking-hairs-out-of-my-teeth" jive, so if you're looking to get any cunnilingus from me you'd better trim it. I'll do it for you if you like.
I prefer to the skin.
1. They try to diet constantly because they think they're fat. They still gain weight unless they starve/puke themselves but then again most girls in the US aren't aware of excersize. Perhaps if they lead a more active lifestyle they wouldn't need to eat so little. Ever wonder why models usually look so good? Proper eating and excersize. They have trainers and they work out.
2. They shave themselves nigh on hairless in an idiotic attempt to look young when they are young. How old are you? 18 oh god! You're a hag quick erase all signs of puberty. Perhaps they could take pride in what their body looks like? Probably too much to ask though.
3. How vain are they? And they deny this to no end. Makeup? Pushup bras? clothes that shape your form? Breast implants, etc. Hair extensions! Ye gods! How much technology and artifice do you need until you're happy with yourself? Are the ones who do this that insecure over the way they look? Oh wait, nevermind, they do it because the want to "feel" sexy. Which implies that they aren't normally. Once again, how unhappy are these poor creatures.
4. They wonder at why some guys think they're the most base and worthless creatures to live on the earth. The reason, because they allow themselves to be so throughly inept, afraid, unsure, unwilling, to do things. Oh my god its a bug, kill it for me! I'm a girl I shouldn't be expected how to change a car tire. I can't do any physical work, I'm just supposed to giggle and look pretty, teehee.
5. And why can I not find more hot chicks that look good in short hair? Is it impossible? What the hell! What the hell!
So yea, learn to deal with who you are. Not the fantasy you think you are, stop trying to look like a fucking ten year old, its just damn annoying. Damn it, I'm not R. Kelly!
Disclaimer: guys have lots of fault, I'm just highlighting the ones that really annoy me with women. [ 11-17-2003: Message edited by: Ace in the Spade ]
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Ace in the Spade had this to say about (_|_):
Seriously how many of you want a girl who look like she hasn't gotten the memo on puberty.
Me.
Female pubic hair is my bitterest enemy! [ 11-17-2003: Message edited by: Maradon! ]
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Maradon! had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Me.
Damn you! You're not helping. I'll find a way to discount your vote...
I'm not saying like wild prarie style bush. I'm saying like a nice fuzz. But not to much ya can't see skin. Sometimes ya need to be able to check the status on what you're getting yourself into ya know? [ 11-17-2003: Message edited by: Ace in the Spade ]
[ 11-17-2003: Message edited by: Led ]
However I will never forget the time Melissa cut herself pretty bad while doing it!! 
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Jajahotep had this to say about Knight Rider:
Well, this is good to know.
Anyway, it's always interesting to hear the guy's side of the story. I was hoping some other chick would say something but I'm not waiting any longer.
Not to diss you guys, you all give very sound reasons to go without. I even empathize with the "hair in the teeth" experience, but from a different perspective.
So, speaking from personal experience:
As Suddar said, we all have hair. We were designed to have hair and it's when it's gone then we know why.
Some hair is necessary. Have you seen a hairless chick take a piss? Without minimal bushing, there is no straight line. Piss will get everywhere, even on the floor and parts of the toilet you didn't know existed. That bush provides our piss a line of travel. (Since we are not endowed with pistols.)
A bush provides a barrier from friction, and by extension, bruising. Can't have long sex session banging on the same piece of skin for minutes on end without friction burns and, eventually, bruising without a bush and definitely no chance of orgasm on our part. (Which leads to long periods of time of no sex between partners at least until the burning and bruising are healed.)
Not to mention the stubble and the bumping(?). How often do you have to shave your face? Once or twice a day? How often and for how long would we have to shave to have that smooth skin you so desire? I swear some of the pics I've seen had to be photoshopped. I can't even get my legs that perfectly smooth even for one hot date.
So think about what it's like for us when you show your displeasure. And be FULL of GRATITUDE and gentleness when your girl "gifts" you with bare skin.
FWIW...
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Led Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Shaving is good, otherwise it gets itchy!
Wait, I thought it didn't get itchy unless you shaved it in the first place.
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So quoth Vernaltemptress:So think about what it's like for us when you show your displeasure. And be FULL of GRATITUDE and gentleness when your girl "gifts" you with bare skin.
I couldn't agree with you more, in every respect. It is *definitely* a gift.
Besides, most guys I know, like a bit of hair down there.
I guess it just differs between the guys... I know some who do, and some who dont.
Once a week is all you need to keep it nice and soft.
I keep mine trimmed, so I expect the same in return. 
I'll trim, but i'll be damned if im actually gonna completely shave it off.
Sorry ladies 
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ACES! Another post by Vernaltemptress:
Some hair is necessary. Have you seen a hairless chick take a piss? Without minimal bushing, there is no straight line.
Whoa, wait, how does that work?
1) more than half of you have never seen one in Real life.
2) those that have when it really comes down to it If your'e in the mood you wont let the presence of, or the lack there of prevent you from having a good time.
Me? IM the odd duck male who waited til he got married was true to his first wife, was widowed ... waited til he got remarried and doesnt particuarly care what they do becuse I cherised them for who they are.
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Somthor was naked while typing this:
Not to be rude but I'd hazard to guess a few things.1) more than half of you have never seen one in Real life.
2) those that have when it really comes down to it If your'e in the mood you wont let the presence of, or the lack there of prevent you from having a good time.
I would sincerely doubt that you're actually not trying to be rude.
I'm also pretty sure you're lying in an effort to make your illiterate, inferior piece of ass seem superior to all these people that previously insulted you for crying when you killed a virtual monster.
Weenie.
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Mr. Parcelan thought about the meaning of life:
I would sincerely doubt that you're actually not trying to be rude.I'm also pretty sure you're lying in an effort to make your illiterate, inferior piece of ass seem superior to all these people that previously insulted you for crying when you killed a virtual monster.
Weenie.
I would be lying if I said I wasn't HOPING Somthor attempts to flame Parce
In other words I'm considering the source and Ignoring it
