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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-19-2003 03:23:32 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I ride a short bus.

Your nickname is "DJ Rainbow".

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-19-2003 03:24:34 PM
quote:
Somthor had this to say about John Romero:
I see and because English is your second language you feel you must point out my lack of perfection in spelling and use of punctuation? Fair enough I posted somewhere im habitual about it, and that its not going to change. Can we move on now?

You really missed...

quote:

Either way, I really don't care if your spelling sucks, and if it was just that, I'd suffer it without problems, it's your other rather obnoxious traits that I dislike.

... didn't you?

I simply pointed out how you appear to me, and clearly to others. You questioned me on it, so I clarified.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 11-19-2003 03:33:12 PM
/nod
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-19-2003 03:34:16 PM
quote:
Somthor had this to say about Punky Brewster:
/nod

And so comes the fourth stage: acceptance.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 11-19-2003 03:41:03 PM
um yeah if you say so, but that would be the 5th step. The 4th step is a self inventory FYI
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-19-2003 03:43:31 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Somthor:
um yeah if you say so, but that would be the 5th step. The 4th step is a self inventory FYI

I wouldn't know. I'm a happy drunkard.

I didn't think you would have much of yourself to inventory, anyways.

Lashanna
noob
posted 11-19-2003 04:09:00 PM
I'm going to get a PhD now, just so I can be the only doctor at EC.

Better yet, I'll race someone. First person to get a PhD wins, the others have to drop out.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-19-2003 04:10:17 PM
Okies! I'll race ya ^.^

Going back in a year or so to get my Masters.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-19-2003 04:27:11 PM
quote:
Die UnverLashannaung funktioniert nicht mehr!
I'm going to get a PhD now, just so I can be the only doctor at EC.

Better yet, I'll race someone. First person to get a PhD wins, the others have to drop out.


Sorry, I already have my PhD.

They call me...

Doctor Funkenstein.

Ohhhhh, yeah.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 11-19-2003 04:59:36 PM
Hmm, I assume a couple of people here already have MBA's, right? Probably not unique.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-19-2003 05:00:47 PM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Hmm, I assume a couple of people here already have MBA's, right? Probably not unique.

Since the thread is still about vaginal hair, you could be unique by being the only man to have a landing strip.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-19-2003 05:04:39 PM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about Knight Rider:
I'm going to get a PhD now, just so I can be the only doctor at EC.

A PhD in what, though?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 11-19-2003 05:07:38 PM
Eh, I've tried both shaving and trimming it, and I can honestly say that trimming is as far as I'd usually go, though I prefer my natural state. It just feels incredibly odd, since I'm not used to it, and keeping it shaved all the time, even when done right is uncomfortable. Especially when it gets sweaty down there.

Oh, and if I had to, it'd be electric razor to get it almost all the way down, then regular razor to finish.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-19-2003 05:09:24 PM
I must have hair on my sac. If I don't, I feel like a girl.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-19-2003 05:13:05 PM
quote:
And now, we sprinkle Mr. Parcelan liberally with Old Spice!
I must have hair on my sac. If I don't, I feel like a girl.

A girl with huge man-balls.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-19-2003 05:18:08 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Punky Brewster:
A girl with huge man-balls.

The worst kind of all.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-19-2003 05:22:56 PM
Does this mean you shaved your sac at one point?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-19-2003 05:26:16 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan said:
Since the thread is still about vaginal hair, you could be unique by being the only man to have a landing strip.

That sounds like a challenge!

Ares
posted 11-19-2003 05:47:44 PM
Meh, I just trim short and shave my bikini line and stuff...
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-19-2003 07:28:54 PM
I need to get some wax to keep my bikini line clean. ROCK ON.
Ares
posted 11-19-2003 07:36:47 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Vorbis said this:
I need to get some wax to keep my bikini line clean. ROCK ON.


dude.. Don't do it yourself. Hurts like a mother.. And I only attempted my legs.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 11-19-2003 08:15:13 PM
the only thing I've had waxed was my eyebrows... theres NO WAY any wax is heading down there...
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
 
can you please fix my title
posted 11-19-2003 08:31:30 PM
i hear laser electrolois works wonders.
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Demos
Pancake
posted 11-19-2003 08:39:36 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Knight Rider:
Owww! >.<

<rearranges her bruised brain and reinflates her skull> That hurt!

<pushes Snoota's face into a Grease Fry Vat and his hand onto the stove>


Oy, its like another episode of Happy Tree Friends.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 11-19-2003 08:40:57 PM
quote:
Somthor's account was hax0red to write:
i hear laser electrolois works wonders.

No, it just leaves a horrible rash.

quote:
Mr. Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Since the thread is still about vaginal hair, you could be unique by being the only man to have a landing strip.

I think I just took that spot.

The worst member of EC.
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-19-2003 08:46:16 PM
what method would you suggest for keeping it clean at home other than shaving?
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 11-19-2003 08:49:14 PM
quote:
Vorbis obviously shouldn't have said:
what method would you suggest for keeping it clean at home other than shaving?

Whatever you do, don't use nair. It burns so badly.
Just go with shaving with a really good razor, like a Mach 3 turbo and some aloe vera based gel. Nice and cool.

The worst member of EC.
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Nina
posted 11-19-2003 08:51:12 PM
Nice and cool and cactus-like.
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 11-19-2003 08:53:09 PM
quote:
ToastedFritters obviously shouldn't have said:
Whatever you do, don't use nair. It burns so badly.
Just go with shaving with a really good razor, like a Mach 3 turbo and some aloe vera based gel. Nice and cool.

One of the people in my high school somehow came to the decision that using Nair would be quicker and easier than shaving his head.

He apparently had to call 911, and ended up having a bare, lobster-red head for a week straight.

This is one of those stories you should remember if you're ever even TEMPTED to use Nair on your netheregions.

TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 11-19-2003 08:55:52 PM
quote:
Drakkenmaw had this to say about John Romero:
One of the people in my high school somehow came to the decision that using Nair would be quicker and easier than shaving his head.

He apparently had to call 911, and ended up having a bare, lobster-red head for a week straight.

This is one of those stories you should remember if you're ever even TEMPTED to use Nair on your netheregions.


I feel his pain. Nair is no laughing matter.

The worst member of EC.
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Ares
posted 11-19-2003 09:00:50 PM
quote:
Drakkenmaw stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
One of the people in my high school somehow came to the decision that using Nair would be quicker and easier than shaving his head.

He apparently had to call 911, and ended up having a bare, lobster-red head for a week straight.

This is one of those stories you should remember if you're ever even TEMPTED to use Nair on your netheregions.


....I don't feel bad for him. It says on the bloody label "DO NOT APPLY TO GENITALS/MUCOUS MEMBRANES/GLANDS". Or something. If you're going to be stupid, you're going to get burned.

Quite literally.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-19-2003 09:05:53 PM
quote:
Ares said this about your mom:
....I don't feel bad for him. It says on the bloody label "DO NOT APPLY TO GENITALS/MUCOUS MEMBRANES/GLANDS". Or something. If you're going to be stupid, you're going to get burned.

Quite literally.


Wrong head, dearie.

Ares
posted 11-19-2003 09:08:30 PM
quote:
Vorbis attempted to be funny by writing:
Wrong head, dearie.


Oh.. I read "nether regions" as something else. ;.;

Mind in the gutter..

He must have had an allergic reaction in that case.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 11-19-2003 10:36:39 PM
no, nair burns like that...

that's what i use on my brows now cause I hate tweezers witha passion.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Ares
posted 11-19-2003 10:38:47 PM
quote:
BeauChan impressed everyone with:
no, nair burns like that...

that's what i use on my brows now cause I hate tweezers witha passion.



Okay, Beau... ARe you nuts? that'll blind you!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-19-2003 10:43:53 PM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Ares's junta released this statement:
Okay, Beau... ARe you nuts? that'll blind you!

That's what my grandma said about masturbating, and I''ve neveroh shit wherwe difd evertyjthing go>

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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