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Maradon!
posted 11-19-2003 10:20:42 AM
quote:
Somthor spewed forth this undeniable truth:
In other words I'm considering the source and Ignoring it

Well you did kinda open the can of beans by suggesting that most of the people in this thread have never had sex before (which isn't true, by the way. just FYI) and then trying to act like you knew better than everyone else.

And for the record, I, for one, regard women as objects of sexual desire, so shave the fucking bush.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-19-2003 10:44:41 AM
Just ban the illiterate piece of crap and move on. If these were the good old days, that would've happened days ago.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 11-19-2003 10:48:37 AM
I am kind of suprised that Drysart hasn't smacked him around yet. However I am guessing that he is a bit amused by the little shit. I would like to see Bloodsage for after him. Now that would be intersting.
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 11-19-2003 10:52:00 AM
quote:
Azizza's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I am kind of suprised that Drysart hasn't smacked him around yet. However I am guessing that he is a bit amused by the little shit. I would like to see Bloodsage for after him. Now that would be intersting.

Why not 'for after him' yourself? I mean, you seem to hold some hatred for him anyways, so you might as well fight your own fights.

The World is Yours
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 11-19-2003 10:57:42 AM
Hatred? Not in the least. However lets face it. He has done nothing but attack and insult people since he joined the boards. In fact if you will remember he signed up the other day just to bitch at people because we didn't amm bow and scrape at his "achievement"

I just think he needs to shut the hell up. So far he has tried to badmouth some of the favorite people on the boards and some of the meanest. He is doing nothing but making enemies.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 11-19-2003 11:22:49 AM
I've had sex!
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 11-19-2003 11:33:34 AM
quote:
I bet Gydfather's Mother is proud:
I've had sex!

YAY!

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Mod
Pancake
posted 11-19-2003 11:35:37 AM
Well duh he posted because people were going on about how something he put a lot of effort into was no big deal and how they only killed the gimp sleeper while most of them were either not playing EQ any more or happily chopping away at bandits in paludal so what?

Don't see the big deal honestly, people went on flaming him for daring to defend himself and he replied in kind....what would you expect? There's no rule that requires you to bend over when the 'favorite' people bitch you out. He was insulted far more than he did himself.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-19-2003 11:56:49 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
I would sincerely doubt that you're actually not trying to be rude.

I'm also pretty sure you're lying in an effort to make your illiterate, inferior piece of ass seem superior to all these people that previously insulted you for crying when you killed a virtual monster.

Weenie.


This is why Parce gets to go after him.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-19-2003 12:19:19 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
This is why Parce gets to go after him.

There's no real need. He's already handed me the victory by pulling the "LA LA LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" tactic.

Now I will fight Shazorx in a cooking contest.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-19-2003 12:20:36 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan screamed this from the crapper:
There's no real need. He's already handed me the victory by pulling the "LA LA LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" tactic.

Now I will fight Shazorx in a cooking contest.


I hope you guys are making wings. I invited some people over.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-19-2003 12:22:16 PM
quote:
Karnaj stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I hope you guys are making wings. I invited some people over.

So long as you're not bringing any of your scummy druggie friends.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-19-2003 12:26:34 PM
quote:
Die UnverMr. Parcelanung funktioniert nicht mehr!
So long as you're not bringing any of your scummy druggie friends.

I think you're confusing me with Vorbis and his Merry Pranksters. I invited the "Ass Brigade."

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 11-19-2003 12:29:45 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Duck Tales:
Just ban the illiterate piece of crap and move on. If these were the good old days, that would've happened days ago.


you are the second person to accuse me of this. Let me take a moment here to point out the obvious.

ILLITERATE
Pronunciation: i'liturit

[n] a person unable to read
[adj] not able to read or write


I assure you I can read and a can write as shown in this very post. Sure there are gramitical errors and spelling errors, but thats being Illiterate. If you wish to take umbrage to my ramblings then please insult me in a manor that corectly reflects its nature. Simply taking and appling a insult that does not apply only shows you are too inept or lazy to post your own thoughts.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 11-19-2003 12:30:27 PM
Trim can be good. Trim means no sticking out of the swimsuit. But shaving completely down there is itchy as hell. The single time I tried it, I vowed never to do it again.

Plus you can get some serious panty burns if you sit down with them in the wrong place *winces*


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

 
can you please fix my title
posted 11-19-2003 12:33:41 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Duck Tales:
Just ban the illiterate piece of crap and move on. If these were the good old days, that would've happened days ago.


you are the second person to accuse me of this. Let me take a moment here to point out the obvious.

ILLITERATE
Pronunciation: i'liturit

[n] a person unable to read
[adj] not able to read or write


I assure you I can read and i can write as shown in this very post. Sure there are gramitical errors and spelling errors, but thats not being Illiterate. If you wish to take umbrage to my ramblings then please insult me in a manor that corectly reflects its nature. Simply taking and appling a insult that does not apply only shows you are too inept or lazy to post your own thoughts.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
 
can you please fix my title
posted 11-19-2003 12:34:15 PM
oops lousy double posts sorry....
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-19-2003 12:35:17 PM
quote:
Somthor said:
you are the second person to accuse me of this. Let me take a moment here to point out the obvious.

ILLITERATE
Pronunciation: i'liturit

[n] a person unable to read
[adj] not able to read or write


I assure you I can read and a can write as shown in this very post. Sure there are gramitical errors and spelling errors, but thats being Illiterate.


You just shot yourself in the foot, and it's hilarious. Hilarious.

You're small, insignificant, and severely lacking in the brain cell department.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 11-19-2003 12:39:57 PM
yep, I thats what happens when you dont proof read your post, oddly i tried to edit and delete it but it said it was more than 10 mins old when it wasn't.

sigh....... least the 2nd post makes some sense

[ 11-19-2003: Message edited by: Somthor ]

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Zair
The Imp
posted 11-19-2003 12:47:21 PM
Sure, he has a spelling mistake here or there, but they are so minor as to not hinder rapidly reading his text at all. I don't know what the complaining is about...

This is why there are almost no new board members anymore....

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 11-19-2003 12:47:21 PM
quote:
Somthor enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
sigh....... least the 2nd post makes some sense

It does? WHERE?

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 11-19-2003 12:50:12 PM
quote:
If you wish to take umbrage to my ramblings then please insult me in a manor that corectly reflects its nature. Simply taking and appling a insult that does not apply only shows you are too inept or lazy to post your own thoughts.

A word of advice: If you're going to try to sound like you're really smart because you have a big vocabulary, at least try to learn to spell first. That was just pathetic.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-19-2003 12:58:51 PM
quote:
Zair said:
I don't know what the complaining is about...

It comes naturally. Some of us simply can't help it.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 11-19-2003 01:10:11 PM
noted.

hey can I be a person with a really big vocabulary that also is a lousy speller? the truth is (and im opening myself up for what is sure to follow)

I'm a very well educated person. Masters in Criminology minor in History. Habitualy I mispell and use poor grammer. In College I used a spell checker to get the worst of it. Proof read my papers repeatedly prior to submitting a rough draft to a person for further proof reading. here on this message board (and others), I just dont take that kind of time. a quick once over still leaves some glaring errors that when I look again make even me shudder. doesnt help being dyslexic either.

[ 11-19-2003: Message edited by: Somthor ]

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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-19-2003 02:26:45 PM
quote:
Somthor probably says this to all the girls:
noted.

hey can I be a person with a really big vocabulary that also is a lousy speller? the truth is (and im opening myself up for what is sure to follow)

I'm a very well educated person. Masters in Criminology minor in History. Habitualy I mispell and use poor grammer. In College I used a spell checker to get the worst of it. Proof read my papers repeatedly prior to submitting a rough draft to a person for further proof reading. here on this message board (and others), I just dont take that kind of time. a quick once over still leaves some glaring errors that when I look again make even me shudder. doesnt help being dyslexic either.


Babbling out all your cool traits doesn't matter jack. We see you as you come across, and you come across as a rather illiterate, annoying person with a superiority complex.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 11-19-2003 02:29:40 PM
quote:
Gydfather probably says this to all the girls:
I've had sex!

Did you make her squeel like a pig?

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-19-2003 02:31:56 PM
Let there be Cookies and Peace and More Cookies!

<bangs her gavel and so decrees!>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 11-19-2003 02:33:29 PM
snatches the gavel and smashes Katrinity's head in with it, leaving a mess of brain tissue and blood covered cookies as he whistles a merry tune while wiping the mess off his new gavel
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-19-2003 02:36:19 PM
Owww! >.<

<rearranges her bruised brain and reinflates her skull> That hurt!

<pushes Snoota's face into a Grease Fry Vat and his hand onto the stove>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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can you please fix my title
posted 11-19-2003 02:38:20 PM
quote:
Zaza had this to say about Knight Rider:
Babbling out all your cool traits doesn't matter jack. We see you as you come across, and you come across as a rather illiterate, annoying person with a superiority complex.


Please if i wanted to sound cool I'd have claimed to be a lawyer or have a Phd maybe even a porn star. If I come across as a person with a superiority complex it's likly your own Inadequacies that make you feel that way.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
LeMiere
posted 11-19-2003 02:38:30 PM
I suggest not letting it get to you. It's not gonna kill the boards to have some new Paul554 run around or whatever.

*shrugs*

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 11-19-2003 02:41:24 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Somthor said this:
Please if i wanted to sound cool I'd have claimed to be a lawyer or have a Phd maybe even a porn star. If I come across as a person with a superiority complex it's likly your own Inadequacies that make you feel that way.

No, it's pretty much your superiority complex that makes us feel that way. If you'd lay off the, 'Look at all these things I do!' thing long enough to realize it maybe you'd smarten up!

And we already have a lawyer and a pornstar here, you'll have to settle for the PhD.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-19-2003 02:48:09 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Somthor:
Please if i wanted to sound cool I'd have claimed to be a lawyer or have a Phd maybe even a porn star. If I come across as a person with a superiority complex it's likly your own Inadequacies that make you feel that way.

It's quote time!

quote:
Not to be rude but I'd hazard to guess a few things.
1) more than half of you have never seen one in Real life.

2) those that have when it really comes down to it If your'e in the mood you wont let the presence of, or the lack there of prevent you from having a good time.


Me? IM the odd duck male who waited til he got married was true to his first wife, was widowed ... waited til he got remarried and doesnt particuarly care what they do becuse I cherised them for who they are.


First of all, you just reinforced my point by going down the "You are inferior" road again, secondly, your entire above post is putting yourself on a high horse by claiming: "Most people here haven't had sex, and don't know wtf they are talking about."

This is quite obviously a COMPLETELY ungrounded point, so really not any different than saying "I'd wager a guess everyone here is a fucking retard". There's really only one reason you'd drop that kind of comment from the sidelines, as a jab at practically everyone else, or "being a prick". Guess why people are pricks? To exercise power by pushing around others. Superiority complex.

Oh and sure, you'd claimed to be a porn star, except you'd never get away with it, and eventually people would just laugh at you for lying about your profession to impress people on a message board. Instead you take the more safe approach, putting up all your "good" qualities on a long, annoying list to try to point out to everyone that you can't be this person your actions speak of. Outright lying and selective presentation of truth are quite different things altogether.

So, quite simply, you are pretty illiterate, as proven by your absolute butchering of the english language, you have a superiority complex, as I point to above, and you are quite annoying, as proven by the number of people that dislike you already.

Now, would you like to present some proof for your side of the argument?

[ 11-19-2003: Message edited by: Zaza ]

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can you please fix my title
posted 11-19-2003 02:51:05 PM
I am who I am, you will love or hate me for it. I dont see the "look at all these things i do" that you mention, but since you said it.... it must be so.

___________________________

cant settle for the Phd i dont have one, can i be the disgruntled Navy vet?

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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-19-2003 02:55:12 PM
Pulling "I am what I am, I can't change!" won't get you any points around here, just so you know.

EDIT: Wrong context.

[ 11-19-2003: Message edited by: Zaza ]

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can you please fix my title
posted 11-19-2003 03:02:10 PM
I'm not looking for points are you?

Stop with the illiterate thing, would you find some other insult that applies. I clearly do not meet the definition, as I'm obviously able to not only read your thread but respond to it as well. You are obviously reading my posts and getting the general meaning of them. we are communicating no illiteratacy here.

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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-19-2003 03:10:53 PM
quote:
Somthor probably says this to all the girls:
I'm not looking for points are you?

Stop with the illiterate thing, would you find some other insult that applies. I clearly do not meet the definition, as I'm obviously able to not only read your thread but responding to it. You are obviously reading my posts and getting the general meaning of them. we are communicating no illiteratacy here.


No, but I do go out on a limb to try to be generally pleasant to be around, not a nuisance, which means changing my behaviour if need be. Apparently, you are too set in the saddle of your high horse for such a thing.

quote:

Stop with the illiterate thing, would you find some other insult that applies? I clearly do not meet the definition, as I'm obviously able to not only read your thread but also respond to it. You are obviously reading my posts and getting the general meaning of them. We are communicating no illiteracy here.

English is my second language, and that paragraph would've gotten me a big fat "F" back in Junior High. But sure, illiterate is off. How about aliterate? Of course, in your case, it would be more like, "disinterested in spelling correctly". Maybe we'll have to make up a new term. Either way, I really don't care if your spelling sucks, and if it was just that, I'd suffer it without problems, it's your other rather obnoxious traits that I dislike.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-19-2003 03:18:13 PM
Well, you're clearly not completely literate. So you have two choices in terms of nicknames. You can be either "Illiterate Scum" or "Shortbus".

If you can't make up your mind, we may have to use both, Shortbus.

Suddar
posted 11-19-2003 03:20:34 PM
I ride a short bus.
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can you please fix my title
posted 11-19-2003 03:21:57 PM
I see and because English is your second language you feel you must point out my lack of perfection in spelling and use of punctuation? Fair enough I posted somewhere im habitual about it, and that its not going to change. Can we move on now?
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