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Verily, Absolut Blindy doth proclaim:
It's not my fault that you're to much of a fucking dork to like beer, go to parties, have friends, and get laid. Stop acting like you're doing it on purpose. You're not fooling anyone.
it's a phase. they get over it. how many 30 year old straight edges do you know?
*steals blindy's mom and ravages her while drunk and high*
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diadem was probibly wasted when they said:
it's a phase. they get over it. how many 30 year old straight edges do you know?*steals blindy's mom and ravages her while drunk and high*
At least one.
And you wouldn't be the first person.
Some people have different morals than you.
I am 28 and a virgin by choice and I don't get drunk. Because that's where my moral compass points. Your "straight edge" whine might have some applicability to some people who claim to be straight edge, but to imply that anyone who's not getting laid, etc. is not doing it by choice is dumbshit even for you.
I'm not straight edge, because I still don't know what that means, but you need a straight edge razor through the genitals. [ 07-30-2003: Message edited by: Gydfather ]
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Gydfather habt sagt:
Jackass.Some people have different morals than you.
I am 28 and a virgin by choice and I don't get drunk. Because that's where my moral compass points. Your "straight edge" whine might have some applicability to some people who claim to be straight edge, but to imply that anyone who's not getting laid, etc. is not doing it by choice is dumbshit even for you.
I'm not straight edge, because I still don't know what that means, but you need a straight edge razor through the genitals.
you're not staight edge, you're religious. I respect you for that. I don't respect people who pass on life because they are too afraid to live it and act like they are doing it on purpose.
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Gydfather's momma would never want to hear them say:
CHOPPY CHOPPY YOUR PEEPEE
YOUR NAME IS NEEDLE DICK!
I'm a straight-edge by choice, and I'm positive that if I wanted to go out and party, get drunk, get high, and fuck everyone around me I *could*. I have morals, and they don't need to be validated or justified.
Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...
I just felt like using this image.
And Gydyon will have MY BABIES! NO ONE CAN SAY OTHERWISE
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nem-x³ isn't in Kansas anymore:I just felt like using this image.
And Gydyon will have MY BABIES! NO ONE CAN SAY OTHERWISE
that is so not a baby in the frame right after it gets kicked. It looks like a beach ball or something.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when nem-x³ said:
And Gydyon will have MY BABIES! NO ONE CAN SAY OTHERWISE
OMG YUO LOES
And Blindy, seriously, we need to get to removing your genitalia with the straight edge. Somebody has to be willing to go down there, of course, but I'm sure we can find a blind guy with no sense of smell and tell him we need him to cut some fishing line.....
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Absolut Blindy said this about your mom:
those rubber bands they use on braces! duh.
I guess if we doubled one up......
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Gydfather isn't in Kansas anymore:
I guess if we doubled one up......
pfth. give me a little bit of credit.
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*swears and mumbles*
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Not Trent had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
God dammit!!! I hate when I accidently hit the alert mod button...*swears and mumbles*
Ha ha you in trouble! 
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Trillee painfully thought these words up:
Ha ha you in trouble!
In trouble? For what exactly?
Have you ever clicked the Alert button on Flameball?
People that run around trying to be cool, screaming HEY I'M A STRAIGHT EDGE PERSON LOOK AT ME are not.
Its all in the execution.
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Holden wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Have you ever clicked the Alert button on Flameball?
I have now, Thanks.
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Kiranê had this to say about pies:
I have now, Thanks.
Welcome!
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This insanity brought to you by Holden:
In trouble? For what exactly?Have you ever clicked the Alert button on Flameball?
It's called teasing a friend.
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Absolut Blindy's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
It's not my fault that you're to much of a fucking dork to like beer, go to parties, have friends, and get laid. Stop acting like you're doing it on purpose. You're not fooling anyone.
I still can't stop laughing, nice flame Blindy! 
If you try to force it on others, then you're a jackass that's going to get his ass kicked by drunkards, have your nuts chopped off by the swingers, and be raped up the anus by the potheads.
And Led is gay.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Straight edging is okay, if you're cool like: "Sorry, I don't drink."
Agree, it's the "Sorry, I don't drink, but YOU can partake in all the self destructive behaviour you want, you mindless degenerate!" that bugs me,
But when they take the moral high ground, and start acting like they're automatically cooler, smarter, and better than me because of a lifestyle choice, then I get annoyed.
Also, the people who take it too far scare me a little.
It's just a lifestyle choice! Not that big a deal! On the same importance level as music preference! Ragh!
I am straight edge, but I love seeing people get wasted/shitfaced/baked/lit/whatever - I mean, who could pass up a free show? Hell, I've even blocked the wind so that someone could roll a joint. I've been offered smokes, drinks, etc., and just simply passed by saying "No thanks," - no need to even pull straight edge into it.
Oh, and never once have I drawn a black X on my hand.
*Gets off computer, stands up, runs outside, then violently attacks neighbor guy, throwing him into the trashcan, then runs back inside and sits back down at computer*
People who abstain are fine, but Straight Edge has become a mockery of what it hoped to be. 16 year old kids tattooing black X's on thier hands, shoulders, whatever, YEAH, YOUR BODY IS A TEMPLE, AINT IT, INK BOY??
I like reminding them that while thier Water Bottle is recyclable, my beer bottle can be smacked on the bar, and become a fist full of shards with a convenient handle.
Funny Story.
At a club in Savannah, Georgia, about 8 years ago.
Tal was outside the club, getting some air, and keeping his nasty cigarette smoke away from the people dancing. When he is approached by what appear to be some white boys who think they are black, and one is holding one of those cheap 90$ Katana replicas from the mall. Wigger Samurai. Joy. Then, I see the big black "X" tats, and know what they have a problem with. I figure Fuck it, I was done anyway. I flick the cherry out, and pocket the butt. As i am walking in, two girls walk out, and I hear the war cry. "Smoking causes cancer in others, you stupid bitches, now PUT THEM OUT!"
So I motion to the bouncer, and walk back out. The little fuckers were still yelling at the girls, and the one with the sword raised it, and said "You're gonna be sorry, bitch."
Bouncer tackled his dumb ass. Sword goes flying. other guy grabs, and swings for the fence, missing the bouncer by a mile. Sword strikes parking meter. Sword BENDS, and stays that way. Guy says "FUCK, that cost half my paycheck."
Police come, confiscate the sword, and ask the bouncer to UNCUFF the dipshits. Dipshits go to jail for Terroristic Threats. Jail is full of smokers.
Lesson is. Practice Straight Edge. Do not preach it at a gathering place for us sinners.
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Vobo had this to say about Robocop:
1) Just for clarification, one cannot be straight edge without having access to the things that straight edgers abstain from.I am straight edge, but I love seeing people get wasted/shitfaced/baked/lit/whatever - I mean, who could pass up a free show? Hell, I've even blocked the wind so that someone could roll a joint. I've been offered smokes, drinks, etc., and just simply passed by saying "No thanks," - no need to even pull straight edge into it.
Oh, and never once have I drawn a black X on my hand.
I've drawn a smiley on my hand. People wondered wtf that was all about.
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Vobo's fortune cookie read:
1) Just for clarification, one cannot be straight edge without having access to the things that straight edgers abstain from.I am straight edge, but I love seeing people get wasted/shitfaced/baked/lit/whatever - I mean, who could pass up a free show? Hell, I've even blocked the wind so that someone could roll a joint. I've been offered smokes, drinks, etc., and just simply passed by saying "No thanks," - no need to even pull straight edge into it.
Oh, and never once have I drawn a black X on my hand.
Same. There was this girl that liked me for awhile who would probably have sex with anybody, and I probably could've had sex with her if I felt like it. Hell, she flashed me her breasts once, sober even. Plus, she flirted like mad. This little lady friend of mine also had a habit of drinking vodka and rolling joints, and I'm sure if I decided to hang out with her more, she'd offer it to me.
Smoking, drinking...who doesn't have access to these things? My dad smokes pot and I could steal it from him if I really wanted to get stoned. I could probably get my sister to hook me up anyway. She and her boyfriend both have mad drugs I'm sure.
But the point is, I haven't and I don't plan to. I don't care if people drink. I like Parcelan, he drinks. He isn't even of drinking age and I don't care, it's his choice. I don't care if you smoke pot. I don't care if you've got heroin needles hanging out of your arms. But if you expect me to join you, expect me to decline.
No X's on my hand either. That's kinda lame. [ 07-31-2003: Message edited by: Suddar ]
