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KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-19-2002 07:35:19 PM
Oh golly, I was out playing soccer with the gang and *WHAM* this kid zack kicked me right in the sac.. It's twice as big as it was yesterday and it HURTS! Please hug me
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Steven Steve
posted 09-19-2002 07:39:26 PM
My dearest condolences, Dan.
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KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-19-2002 07:41:15 PM
Mom put an ice pack on it for me, my whole crotch is numb
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Steven Steve
posted 09-19-2002 07:41:53 PM
I'm sorry to hear that
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-19-2002 07:43:02 PM
Assuming you're not just making this up for attention, I'd recommend going to the doctor as that is a sure sign of a ruptured testicle.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-19-2002 07:43:44 PM
quote:
KingBling186 had this to say about Knight Rider:
Mom put an ice pack on it for me, my whole crotch is numb

Reason #234 why you will never have a girlfriend.

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KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-19-2002 07:45:08 PM
Oh golly, I'm not making it up and its purple... will i be able to have kids?! im seriousyl freaking out
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KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-19-2002 07:46:36 PM
I'm scared to go to the doctor becuz I don't want them to look at my privates
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-19-2002 07:46:48 PM
quote:
KingBling186 had this to say about Optimus Prime:
will i be able to have kids?!

DARWIN WAS RIGHT!

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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 09-19-2002 07:48:49 PM
If you let your mom touch your sack, you should have no problems with a doctor touching it.
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Steven Steve
posted 09-19-2002 07:48:50 PM
hahahahahahaha
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-19-2002 07:49:03 PM
quote:
Bajah wrote this stupid crap:
Assuming you're not just making this up for attention, I'd recommend going to the doctor as that is a sure sign of a ruptured testicle.

Ruptured testicle...now THOSE words are made for each other.

Say it out loud, it sounds excellent!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Suddar
posted 09-19-2002 07:49:37 PM
dude, your nuts be cracked.

doctor.

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The Curman
Pancake
posted 09-19-2002 07:49:37 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Humble Parcelan said:
Reason #234 why you will never have a girlfriend.

Is #1 His face?

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KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-19-2002 07:54:31 PM
Am I really that ugly?

My dad just got home, took one look at my sack and demanded that I go to the doctor. I'll be back later HOPEFULLY

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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 09-19-2002 07:55:40 PM
quote:
KingBling186 obviously shouldn't have said:
My dad just got home, took one look at my sack


....

[ 09-19-2002: Message edited by: Tegadil ]

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Steven Steve
posted 09-19-2002 07:56:28 PM
quote:
Claeton Winterwolf's account was hax0red to write:
Is #1 His face?

Let's see your face you sexy bitch

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Suddar
posted 09-19-2002 07:57:00 PM
quote:
Tegadil was naked while typing this:

....

seriously. do you prance around naked or something?

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 09-19-2002 07:59:03 PM
quote:
Tegadil wrote this then went back to looking for porn:

....
/concur
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The Curman
Pancake
posted 09-19-2002 08:00:37 PM
quote:
KingBling186 had this to say about pies:
Am I really that ugly?

My dad just got home, took one look at my sack and demanded that I go to the doctor. I'll be back later HOPEFULLY

Might wanna ask him how much plastic surgey is now a days

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Steven Steve
posted 09-19-2002 08:06:15 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about dark elf butts:
Let's see your face you sexy bitch

Come on hot stuff

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The Curman
Pancake
posted 09-19-2002 08:07:52 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Knight Rider:
Come on hot stuff

Sorry I own no scanner or webcam, But I can assure you I dont look like....er....I dont really got a caption for that face. But i dont look like it.

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Steven Steve
posted 09-19-2002 08:08:45 PM
what a lie
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 09-19-2002 08:10:59 PM
AD HOMINEM! AD HOMINEM! BAN BAN BAN!
hey
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The Curman
Pancake
posted 09-19-2002 08:11:00 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Duck Tales:
what a lie

No.

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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 09-19-2002 08:13:24 PM
Christ Clae, leave him alone. He did shit all to you
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 09-19-2002 08:15:17 PM
quote:
This one time, at Praetor Liam camp:
Christ Clae, leave him alone. He did shit all to you

Isn't Clae also the moronic troll from a few months back. "Hartless"?

I faintly remember Clae being Isis' sister, and so was Hartless. Maybe they're different persons but equally dumb.

hey
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Suddar
posted 09-19-2002 08:15:25 PM
quote:
Praetor Liam had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Christ Clae, leave him alone. He did shit all to you

i think some of the people 'round here have diamonds in their asses.

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Steven Steve
posted 09-19-2002 08:18:32 PM
Something I just noticed: is it just me, or is that flying contraption from WC 3 in Giantt's sig karnajing?
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 09-19-2002 08:19:38 PM
Don't you fucking dare insult the Zeppelin.
hey
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-19-2002 08:39:02 PM
It's a compliment, assnuts.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Steven Steve
posted 09-19-2002 09:22:26 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Karnaj said:
It's a compliment, assnuts.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 09-19-2002 10:10:57 PM
A kick to the balls is nothing.

Try a thrown hammer to them. Now, THAT'S pain.

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KingBling186
DUMB ASS
posted 09-19-2002 10:11:23 PM
Well this lady rubbed vasoline on my sack for like 15 minutes and then they did a sonogram, my jingle bells will be ok, it's just gonna take time to heal. The doctor gave me some pain pills but mom says if they interact with my ritalin I can't take them. We'll see
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-19-2002 10:15:33 PM
quote:
Ruvyen? said this about your mom:
A kick to the balls is nothing.

Try a thrown hammer to them. Now, THAT'S pain.

We have a tie!

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 09-19-2002 10:19:15 PM
^^^^

quote:
KingBling186 thought about the meaning of life:
Well this lady rubbed vasoline on my sack for like 15 minutes and then they did a sonogram, my jingle bells will be ok, it's just gonna take time to heal. The doctor gave me some pain pills but mom says if they interact with my ritalin I can't take them. We'll see
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 09-19-2002 10:21:50 PM
quote:
KingBling186 was listening to Cher while typing:
Well this lady rubbed vasoline on my sack for like 15 minutes

Last time someone did that to me, it cost $400.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-19-2002 10:22:06 PM
quote:
KingBling186 Model 2000 was programmed to say:
The doctor gave me some pain pills but mom says if they interact with my ritalin I can't take them. We'll see

And, like a flare in a dark room, it all became painfully clear.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 09-19-2002 10:26:11 PM
One question, though:

Was the kick just an accident (ie. Missed the ball, hit the balls) or was it on purpose?

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Steven Steve
posted 09-19-2002 10:34:01 PM
Hehe, probably purpose.
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