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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-13-2002 10:14:17 AM
Doesn't it just aggravate you when you sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer? I decided, on one such occasion, to try to be as irritating as they were to me. The call was from AT&T and it went something like this:

Me: Hello
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T...
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T...
Me: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes. This is AT&T...
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: YES! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Borgos please?
Me: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
Me: OK, hold on. At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
Me: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Borgos?
Me: May I ask who is calling please?
AT&T: Yes this is AT&T...
Me: Is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T...
Me: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, is this Mr. Borgos?
Me: Yes, is this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes sir.
Me: The phone company?
AT&T: Yes sir.
Me: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes sir, we are a phone company.
Me: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today Mr. Borgos.
Me: Oh, well whatever it is, I'm really not interested but thanks for calling. When you are not interested in something, I don't think you can express yourself any plainer than by saying "I'm really not interested", but this lady was persistent.
AT&T: Mr. Borgos we would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Now, I am sure she meant she was offering a "rate" of 10 cents a minute but she at no time used the word rate. I could clearly see that it was time to whip out the trusty old calculator and do a little ciphering.
Me: Now, that's 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes sir that's right! 24 hours a day!
Me: 7 days a week?
AT&T: That's right.
Me: 365 days a year?
AT&T: Yes sir.
Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
Me: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes sir, it's amazing how it ads up.
Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560, and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
Me: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
Me: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh no sir I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
Me: Wait a minute here!!! Didn't you say you'd give me 10 cents a minute? Are you sure this is AT&T?
AT&T: Well, yes this is AT&T sir but......
Me: But nothing, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute that I'll give you 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer you know. Don't use your alien brainwashing techniques on me!
AT&T: No sir we are offering 10 cents a minute for.....
Me: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please!
AT&T: Sir I don't think that is necessary.
Me: Sure! You say that now! What happens later?
AT&T: What?
Me: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes Mr. Borgos. Please hold on. So now AT&T has me on hold and my supper is getting cold. I begin to eat while I'm waiting for a supervisor. After a wait of a few minutes and while I have a mouth full of food:
Supervisor: Mr. Borgos?
Me: Yeth?
Supervisor: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
Me: Id thish Ath Teeth & Teeth?
Supervisor: Yes sir, it sure is. I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be careful not to produce a snort.
Me: No, actually I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
Supervisor: OK, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
Me: Thank you. I was on hold once again and was getting really hungry. I needed to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone. AT&T: Hello Mr. Borgos, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan?
Me: Do you have that friends and family thing because you can never have enough friends and I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: (click)
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 07-13-2002 12:07:48 PM
*breaks out in fits of laughter and coughing*

That is something I gotta try and do to Bell when they call with a new offer like that.

I hereby Salute you on a job Well done!

*Your Faction with RedMage has gone up greatly!

Skaw
posted 07-13-2002 12:11:24 PM
Now AT&T knows how someone in Khy's profession feels!
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-13-2002 12:26:13 PM
Unless someone secretly changed my last name from 'Bingham' to 'Borgos', it wasn't me.

I just got it in my e-mail.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-13-2002 01:54:33 PM
I have gotta try that, your the best Khyron
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Skaw
posted 07-13-2002 01:56:55 PM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Duck Tales:
Unless someone secretly changed my last name from 'Bingham' to 'Borgos', it wasn't me.

I just got it in my e-mail.


Well, you could've said you were, though you aren't.

Kirane
Pancake
posted 07-13-2002 01:58:55 PM
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-13-2002 02:00:26 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Skaw:
Well, you could've said you were, though you aren't.

I was lazy and sleepy this morning. I copied, pasted, hit post.

Now I'm annoyed because work SUCKS.

So, like, Bite me.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-13-2002 02:01:53 PM
I thought I'd read that somewhere. Cool beans
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-13-2002 03:28:17 PM
I don't find that funny.

You deal with idiots all day. Would YOU like one them trying THAT on you?

They're just doing their job. I get really tired of people giving telemarketers a hard time because of that.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Maradon!
posted 07-13-2002 03:44:56 PM
There's a fine line between invasion of privacy and telemarketing.

Telemarketing is finding out if someone is interested in your product. It becomes an invasion of privacy when you're trying to make them interested through repeated, unsolicited contact.

In the latter case I have no pity for the marketer. True, they aren't the driving force behind the invasion, but they are it's chosen spearhead and they applied for the job knowing this full well.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-13-2002 03:49:46 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about pies:
I don't find that funny.

You deal with idiots all day. Would YOU like one them trying THAT on you?

They're just doing their job. I get really tired of people giving telemarketers a hard time because of that.


I fully endorse this. Why?

Their fault for calling. If I wanted their services, then I would call THEM. It doesn't matter the product. If someone called me up offering me a T1 line for 50 a month, and I was eating, I would hang up on them for being so rude.

I deal with idiots all day, I take calls all day, but I absolutely refuse to be a jackass telemarketer. I'd sooner go unemployed.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-13-2002 03:51:01 PM
quote:
Khyron obviously shouldn't have said:
If someone called me up offering me a T1 line for 50 a month, and I was eating, I would hang up on them for being so rude.
I wouldn't...


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-13-2002 03:52:58 PM
They're following a script. They have a set amount of times they have to ask something, sometimes, and if they don't they can lose their job, because they're likely being constantly monitored.

If you want to blame someone, then blame the owners of the company that set up those sorts of rules. But don't be rude to someone just because they're trying to do a job that in most cases is all they can get, and that they need.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-13-2002 03:55:01 PM
quote:
The Black Mage... wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
[QUOTE]Khyron obviously shouldn't have said:
[qb]If someone called me up offering me a T1 line for 50 a month, and I was eating, I would hang up on them for being so rude.

I wouldn't...[/QB][/QUOTE]

Eh, true. But I will say so here on the board to prove my point, because I want my point to be proven.

Truth is, I just fucking HATE IDIOT TELEMARKETERS. A telemarketer is like, four steps lower than dog shit in my opinion.

They have no useful role in society other than to bother people. They can only call after 9, right?

Well, one day I decided to sleep in on my day off. Guess who called at 9:05 that day? Some jackass trying to sell me a broom-mop.

I harass Telemarketers when they call. Seriously.

"This is AT&T Cable, would you like to upgrade your service blah blah blah?"

"Do you offer cable modem services in my area with a uncapped upstream?"

"Uh, I don't know..."

"Then I'm not interested, *CLICK*"

I feel no remorse. Society has plenty of more productive jobs available for people than Telemarketing.

[ 07-13-2002: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Maradon!
posted 07-13-2002 03:56:15 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Knight Rider:
If you want to blame someone, then blame the owners of the company that set up those sorts of rules. But don't be rude to someone just because they're trying to do a job that in most cases is all they can get, and that they need.

quote:
Maradön² wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
In the latter case I have no pity for the marketer. True, they aren't the driving force behind the invasion, but they are it's chosen spearhead and they applied for the job knowing this full well.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-13-2002 04:05:54 PM
Not all telemarketers are idiots, you dick. My mother did it for a while

I would much rather she was hung up on when she was doing it than lose her job because some fuckhead like in the e-mail you posted kept her on the line and she didn't make her call quota.

And I already pointed out, Mara, that sometimes people have no other option. There have been a lot of people here in my office who are basically stuck here, because they aren't qualified for anything else, and because that job flipping burgers isn't enough to pay everything they have to pay.

But both of you, put yourself in THEIR shoes for a moment. They're doing a job. They're trying to get through a script. They don't need someone trying to be cute making their day even harder.

People that give telemarketers a hard time make me sick, honestly. Too fucking concerned about themselves to think of the person on the other line enough to at least politely rebuff, instead of being an ass.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-13-2002 04:07:37 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Pirotess:
Not all telemarketers are idiots, you dick. My mother did it for a while

I would much rather she was hung up on when she was doing it than lose her job because some fuckhead like in the e-mail you posted kept her on the line and she didn't make her call quota.

And I already pointed out, Mara, that sometimes people have no other option. There have been a lot of people here in my office who are basically stuck here, because they aren't qualified for anything else, and because that job flipping burgers isn't enough to pay everything they have to pay.

But both of you, put yourself in THEIR shoes for a moment. They're doing a job. They're trying to get through a script. They don't need someone trying to be cute making their day even harder.

People that give telemarketers a hard time make me sick, honestly. Too fucking concerned about themselves to think of the person on the other line enough to at least politely rebuff, instead of being an ass.


I did politely rebuff.

The first three thousand times.

Then it got annoying and I learned the truth; that there is no cure for the blight upon society that is telemarketing. So now I express upon those people who call me, my true feelings of annoyance.

BECAUSE IT BUGS THE SHIT OUT OF ME WHEN SOME PERSON CALLS ME UP OUT OF NOWHERE, INTERRUPTS WHATEVER IT IS I AM DOING, TO TRY AND SELL ME A STUPID USELESS BROOM-MOP.

I'm still upset over that. I was sleeping.

[ 07-13-2002: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 07-13-2002 04:12:51 PM
If you're really that annoyed by telemarketers, get your phone company to put a message on your line. I've got one that says "You have reached a number that does not accept solicitations. If you are a solicitor, please hang up now. Otherwise, press one or stay on the line." Or something to that effect. I don't get calls from telemarketers anymore, except for recordings, because they stay on the line.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-13-2002 04:13:23 PM
If you don't want to be called anymore, then they DO have a "Do Not Call" list that they HAVE to put you on if you request it.

But basically the point is this. Those are real people on that other line. Real people doing a job. It may not be a job you would choose, but sometimes it's all they have.

And Khyron, you don't like it when people call and are rude and nasty and snide to you, so why would you approve doing it to someone else?


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-13-2002 04:19:42 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Lyinar Ka`Bael said this:
If you don't want to be called anymore, then they DO have a "Do Not Call" list that they HAVE to put you on if you request it.

But basically the point is this. Those are real people on that other line. Real people doing a job. It may not be a job you would choose, but sometimes it's all they have.

And Khyron, you don't like it when people call and are rude and nasty and snide to you, so why would you approve doing it to someone else?


The difference being, I am providing a service that people call ME to request if they want it.

Rather than calling up people out of the blue trying to sell them something they don't.

See the difference?

We advertise on TV, Newspaper, radio. We don't bother people by cold-calling.

If someone wants our service, we let them call US. We don't take it upon ourselves to give THEM a call.

So if they get mad at me, I hang up on them. They're the ones that want our service. They're the ones that are not justified by yelling at a person trying to help them.

Yelling at someone who is trying to sell you a service you don't want by calling you up at an inopportune time is a VASTLY different creature entirely. I don't see how you can compare the two.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-13-2002 04:25:28 PM
Because I think you would have some sort of empathy for the person.

Someone calls you, and they're rude and nasty and snide, and you're just trying to do your job and they can't understand this.

A telemarketer calls someone, just trying to do their script, make their quota, and they have to deal with some ass being a jerk, being snide and rude and nasty and they're just trying to do their job, but the jerk doesn't understand that.

You want people to make your life easier by calling and not being that way, so you can make your money. Well, the telemarketer wouldn't mind if someone was polite for once, instead of getting a goddamned stick up their ass, and make it easier for them to earn that paycheck.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Skaw
posted 07-13-2002 04:28:46 PM
Telemarketings almost as annoying as Internet Pop Up ads. Glad Drys shifted over to the Link click, that way you know, you know your going to get an advertisement, just like TV and the Newspaper, and its not forced for you to look at, because you chose to.

I guess its just cause living near such a business heavy city, theres so many companies that do phone solicitation. Verizon, the 903745237 different Newspapers, AT&T, MCI... you just get sick of answering the phone to something/someone your not really wanting to talk to that makes it annoying for me.

[ 07-13-2002: Message edited by: Skaw ]

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 07-13-2002 04:31:34 PM
I'm not sure wether telemarketing is illegal or if we're just very fucking lucky not to have any, but regardless, I laugh at all you poor suckers who get bothered by them.

Ha-ha-haaah!

hey
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-13-2002 04:32:54 PM
quote:
Someone calls you, and they're rude and nasty and snide, and you're just trying to do your job and they can't understand this.

What you left out of this sentence is this :

Someone calls you 'ON THEIR OWN TIME, RATHER THAN JUST AT ANY TIME BEIT INOPPORTUNE OR NOT', and they're rude and nasty and snide, and you're just trying to do your job 'PROVIDING THEM WITH THE SERVICE THEY REQUESTED' and you can't understand this'.

quote:
A telemarketer calls someone, just trying to do their script, make their quota, and they have to deal with some ass being a jerk, being snide and rude and nasty and they're just trying to do their job, but the jerk doesn't understand that.

Once more, you left bits out.

A telemarketer calls someone 'OUT OF THE BLUE', just trying to do their script 'WHICH IS SELLING A PRODUCT THEY NEVER REQUESTED', make their quota, and they have to deal with some ass being a jerk, being snide and rude and nasty and they're just trying to do their job 'DESPITE THE FACT THAT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT THOSE PHONE CALLS ARE UNWANTED AND UNREQEUSTED', but the person doesn't understand that.

That's the point I'm making. That the difference between MY job and a TELEMARKETERS job is that I don't annoy people by calling them out of the blue. The only outbound calls I make are REQUESTED. The people actually SIGNED UP to receive these.

If the Telemarketers called people who requested it, I could understand it and would not be so upset over it, but I have my own phone line and I NEVER requested ANY calls from ANYONE, yet they call me and annoy me at times when I'd honestly prefer not to be annoyed.

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 07-13-2002 04:33:29 PM
With Telemarketers, I just usually hang up *shrugs*
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-13-2002 04:34:26 PM
Yes, and I don't mind when door-to-door salesmen come and try to sell me something. They're just trying to do their job.

Hell, I don't mind when ugly prostitutes try to get me to have sex with them, they're just doing their job.

I sure don't mind when some coke-ravaged burnout comes up and starts yelling at me trying to get me to buy some cocaine, he's just doing his fucking job.

By calling me, they deserve as much respect as they have already given me - abso-fucking-lutely none. I did not wish to be bothered.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-13-2002 04:37:59 PM
I think Telemarketing should be illegal.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-13-2002 04:48:04 PM
Then make it illegal. What pisses me off is people making it hard on those who do the job, rather than those who are responsible for organizing the job.

I always try to be nice to telemarketers. I'm firm in my refusal, but I don't dick around with them. I think wasting their time playing "jokes" like the first thing posted in this thread is more rude any day than calling someone on the phone. The person dicking around with them is just losing time. The person calling is losing money for the company, and might even lose *all* their security by getting fired because of it.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-13-2002 04:52:53 PM
I haven't gotten an uninterrupted full night's sleep in over a year because of telemarketing. No joke.

[ 07-13-2002: Message edited by: Densetsu ]

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-13-2002 04:55:07 PM
Do you go to bed early or something?

It's against the law to call after 9pm.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-13-2002 04:56:54 PM
I don't blame the telemarketers, but I DO like to dick with them. Does no damage, entertains me, possibly entertains the telemarketer, and keeps them from having to call someone else. I'm never outright RUDE though, no swearing or threatening legislation or something. But if someone interrputs my bath I'm going to at least try to have fun with it.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-13-2002 05:00:17 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael was listening to Cher while typing:
Do you go to bed early or something?

It's against the law to call after 9pm.


They call me early in the morning.

Every.
Single.
Morning.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-13-2002 05:00:51 PM
It does damage them, though. You keep them on the phone and nothing comes of it. So they may need to get X number of leads that night, but they don't meet their quota because you wasted their time.

Or, they have to average a certain number of calls an hour. But you keep them on the line, so they don't make it.

So it *does* cause damage.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-13-2002 05:01:33 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about dark elf butts:
Do you go to bed early or something?

It's against the law to call after 9pm.


It's also against the law to call before 9 AM.

But what about me? I want to sleep in later than 9 AM some days. BUT FUCKER BROOM MOP SALEFUCKERS DON'T LET ME.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-13-2002 05:01:51 PM
Before 9am in the morning?

It's a national law that they can't call before 9am and after 9pm.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 07-13-2002 05:02:00 PM
quote:
So quoth Densetsu:
They call me early in the morning.

Every.
Single.
Morning.


Unplug your phone before you go to sleep, dumbass.

hey
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-13-2002 05:03:04 PM
You could just as easily get a phone call from someone you know that wakes you up, Khy. Turn off the ringer if you want to sleep in.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 07-13-2002 05:04:05 PM
Click.

My dad has his CD. Funny stuff.

P.S. I think Lemming is a telemarketer now, too.

[ 07-13-2002: Message edited by: Kloie ]

Maradon!
posted 07-13-2002 05:05:13 PM
I see you've cleverly managed to avoid recognizing the fact that the people hired by invasive telemarketers know and accept the fact that they are or will be, essentially, harassing people.

Not all invasive sales calls are made by rude employees, but they are all made by employees who fully understand thier job description.

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