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Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
I once was testing a mace for its magical ability. We couldn't figure out what it did so I tested it out on our ranger. Well you see, it turned out to be a mace of decrepidation...and I rolled a twenty. permanent - 6 to strength and -4 to dexterity.
*WHACK*
Ranger shrivels and withers.
Uh oh..
They have plenty of reason to hate me. 
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Now with Chibi-Mr. T! stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
My cousins trying to help me learn to play.-_-;
Ever play EQ to any decent extent? You'll probably do well.
Once you get past the VERY complicated (Or so it seems) process of actually creating a character, and get a chance to play (Making a mistake here and there, of course.), its really easy.
And the DM makes or breaks your experience.
The party killed all but one, which latched onto one of the players legs.
The genious fighters decided to hack it off with his battle axe.
Killed the mole in one swing, but chopping off the poor guys leg. He died pretty fasr afterwards 
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Upon reading it my character's body fell apart... literally. Organs here, my brain there, my eyes in two different places. Then a voice told me that in order for me to remove the curse I had to go on a quest with absolutely NO HELP. Then I was asked to tear up my character sheet; my character was essentially dead as he couldn't complete any quest in his state....
Funny story...hmmm...As a GM I did some terrible things to deserving players. I had one group early on where I had this incredibly horny teenager in the group of players (his cousin was in the group, and was cool, and this guy came to visit so I included him). For like a month's worth of games, he was hitting on everything and trying to bang everything in sight. Eventually I got fed up and gave him a girlfriend. He was happy and lording it over other players' heads right up til he found out she was an illusion-disguised lich and he'd gotten a nasty case of mummy rot to the groin.
Never came to play much after that.
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Innocent girl destroys village, and it's all your fault.
Amung others.
I am a cruel, heartless bastard...
Deth isn't on, so I get to tell his story!
Deth was DMing a group before. One of the guys in the party had a gf, and this other player bitched and bitched and bitched about getting a girlfriend.
Well Deth gave him a girlfriend finally. Only it turned out she was a lich. And the guy ended up with mummy rot on his you-know-what.
In our current game, one of the monsters we had attack us was-damnit, the name escapes me- well, it was in the form of one of our player's armor, and then it came alive, slid off her, and we had to fight it, and she had to fight it nekkid.
Damn you, Deth! I was telling that! [ 05-31-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
We were typing at the same time :P
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
It would've been tight if I played my demon a little better against Arttemis and Geeorn
You shall never live that down
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
In the first D&D game I ran in IRC, I threw a displacer beast at the party. SHOULD have been a challenge, but it was 2e rules (3e wasn't out yet) and players were very lucky. They kept rolling 20's and such, and I kept rolling ones and twos. So this critter who should've given them a run for their money got its ass soundly and thoroughly beat down.
*sigh* damned displacer beasts
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Hehehehehehhee
Btw, do you remember what the name of the armor thingie that was on Ethia was?
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
The joke? Tassfoot had gotten a Polymorph potion, and turned himself into a halfling. Yep, Tassfoot was leading the possie after him into danger time after time after time. All the while making it look like we were hot on his trail.
Little bastard. [ 05-31-2002: Message edited by: Palador ChibiDragon ]
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How.... Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael.... uughhhhhh:
Displacer Beasts suck.In the first D&D game I ran in IRC, I threw a displacer beast at the party. SHOULD have been a challenge, but it was 2e rules (3e wasn't out yet) and players were very lucky. They kept rolling 20's and such, and I kept rolling ones and twos. So this critter who should've given them a run for their money got its ass soundly and thoroughly beat down.
*sigh* damned displacer beasts
I've seen something like that before. One game I was in, we went up against a red Dragon. It should have been a very tough fight, but we kept critting and it kept messing up. The GM was bummed, all that hard work down the tubes.
When we went into the central lair itself (we lured it into some of the outer chambers to fight it), it's two hatchlings were there. They should have been no problem for us. Sadly, the luck was reversed in this fight, and we barely survived. The GM's frown was replaced with a huge grin by the time it was over.
The Mature adult Dragon didn't stand a chance, but we got ripped to shreads by a couple of hatchilngs.
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Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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As you can guess, the warrior falls in love with the first person of the opposite sex he sees, being the rangeress, then starts spouting line after line of syrupy poetry that has us all just cracking up while the rangeress is just dumb-founded by him, trying to rebuke his claims of undying love, etc.
About the middle of the warrior's promises and vows, me and the dwarf are dragging the booty down from the vault, walking into this hilarous scene. One of the items we found in the vault was a powerful artifact spear possessing a mind and vampiritic abilities. Well me being the absent-minded, curious, innocent little Wu Jen I am, I tried snapping our warrior from his raving by prodding him in the rear with the newly discovered spear that I knew nothing about...it was just supposed to be a light prod, but our DM asked for an attack roll and guess what...I was only off by one from a crit hit.
So our freshly revived warrior who only has a handful of hps at the time goes down again..from a pin prick in his butt. ^.^ [ 05-31-2002: Message edited by: Katrinity ]
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Katrinity said:
I DON'T KNOW, ALEX! WHAT IS A PARAGRAPH?!?!
Had my friend Lee chasing my friend Leonard around the table professing his love one game. Leonard's secure in his sexuality...but let's just say Lee was very convincing.
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Verily, King Parcelan doth proclaim:
[QUOTE]The logic train ran off the tracks when Katrinity said:
[qb]I DON'T KNOW, ALEX! WHAT IS A PARAGRAPH?!?!
There, happy Mr. Attention Span of a Mayfly?
Guess Lia shouldn't have drank that potion from Riandar's mage tower, huh? 
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Effected the party and and most of the town, pretty entertaining, me and the other girl spent the rest of the adventure calling the guys "saucy wenches" and ogling and the like....
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Lashanna Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Not really a prank, but my brother's Wild Mage had a wild surge occur, and rolled up the Gender Reversal event at a town meeting...Effected the party and and most of the town, pretty entertaining, me and the other girl spent the rest of the adventure calling the guys "saucy wenches" and ogling and the like....
I'd be afraid of Kardan if I were you.
He hasn't had any sleep in days, nor time to study his spell book. 
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and KaLourin DthBlayde was all like:
whats his arcane spell failure up to now with his armor? 50% or so?
Concidering how long you've been on the move, undue stress, armor, and lack of study. Only 32%
But concidering you are about to level you can raise your Wizard class to nix one of the penalties, and did you decide to keep your armor then? Cause there is always that option....
Although I'd take into concideration where you are.
