I was talking to this guy who seemed kinda cute and he's all like "Oohhh you're so pretty, I like you so much blah blah" and he asks all these questions that basically add up to "You're the bi girl, right? Ooohhh no I've got no problem with that" and even that would be forgiveable EXCEPT THEN HE GOES UP TO THIS OTHER GIRL BEHIND MY BACK AND DOES THE SAME THING!!!

And he all says "Ohhh so you know Seurenna eh? She's a good friend of mine (not true) maybe the three of us could get together some time."

AAHHHHHH!!!

*flee!*

I would have dated you for x amount of month untill I had your absolute trust. Then I would simply watch more shows with hit women in them, most women at that point would either a. feel that I was no longer attracted to them, or b. that I wanted something else, or something more. To counter act the no longer attracted bit, I'd pay more attention to them than usual, so it would in fact seem that I was more horny, most women would make the other girl connection and me being horny connection, and without me in any way openingly hinting at it, would seek to alleviate the situation.

course, thats just me, and I'd only ever do it if I felt it wasn't going too far, stupid self taught chivalry from growing up on arthurian legend.

But not all.

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Bajah had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Most men are a waste of time and flesh

But not all.

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Sure sure...whore.

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CBTao had this to say about Knight Rider:
he was a fool.
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Well heck, that might have actually worked

might

I don't even have 2 ways right now so NYAH!

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Seurenna enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I was KIDDING I DO NOT HAVE 3-WAYS!!!!

I don't even have 2 ways right now so NYAH!

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What about 1 ways? *flees*

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Dr. Vorbis impressed everyone with:
What about 1 ways? *flees*

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maaaybe... ¬_¬

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Seurenna had this to say about Robocop:
WHY is it that EVERY boy I meet is only interested in getting me in bed with another girl!? WHYWHYWHYWHY!?

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This is not a problem you would have with me.

I say that if you cant even give ONE woman an orgasm, why the FLYING FUCK should you bother with two you lazy peice of shit?

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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Typical men have an unhealthy obsession with two women going at it.

I say that if you cant even give ONE woman an orgasm, why the FLYING FUCK should you bother with two you lazy peice of shit?

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what if you can make them orgasim? then should we try? 0.o

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ACES! Another post by Daemon_Reaper:
what if you can make them orgasim? then should we try? 0.o

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Dont get greedy.

Greed is the root of 90% of all of humankinds' problems.

... uhh er, no one heard that move along

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ACES! Another post by Delphi Aegis:
Dont get greedy.

Greed is the root of 90% of all of humankinds' problems.

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im not greedy, i just want to expand my horizions.

Relationships are strictly one-on-one in my little world

And I'm 17, btw

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There was much rejoicing when Delphi Aegis said this:
Men Typical men have an unhealthy obsession with two women going at it.

I say that if you cant even give ONE woman an orgasm, why the FLYING FUCK should you bother with two you lazy peice of shit?

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Just a mite bit prudish, are we?

Please, speak for yourself when discussing inability to please the opposite sex.

Just because you don't like the idea doesn't make it wrong, evil, mean, nasty, or anything else.

But...hey, since we're friends and all now I have this absolute babe all lined up, so you two want to have sex while I videotape you? C'mon, it'd be fun. Why are you getting--OH MY GOD PUT THE GUN DO--OH MY GOD MY--AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST NOT THE CROTCH PLEASE GOD NOT--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS THE PAIN PLEASE STOP SHOOTING I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS I CAN'T FEEL MY GODDAMN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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A sleep deprived Bajah stammered:
Most men are a waste of time and flesh

But not all.

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You misspelled "people" as "men."

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This one time, at Bloodsage camp:
You misspelled "people" as "men."

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Perhaps he meant it in the human "man" sense. Humen. Yup. Humen is what Bajah meant.

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Bloodsage had this to say about Robocop:
Just a mite bit prudish, are we?

Please, speak for yourself when discussing inability to please the opposite sex.

Just because you don't like the idea doesn't make it wrong, evil, mean, nasty, or anything else.

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I'm feeling brave.

I'm not prude. I simply have strong beliefs. Notice I say typical men? Notice how I say they have an unhealthy obsession? As if they would do anything short of killing someone to see two girls going at it? And for what? The chance to get themselves off that much faster?
Well, call me an idiot, but hell, that just doesnt seem worth it. I'd rather have ONE woman enjoy herself so completely that she'd come back for more of said enjoyment then to have ONE half-night of trying to satisfy two women.
Again, this is all my opinion. Gonna take it apart anyway, wont you? Yeah. Said I was feeling brave.
It just makes me angry when OTHER men do this.

As my motto has been for years: "We'll get along much better once you realize that I'm not like every other man you've ever met."

For the record, as well, I have not had any sort of sexual relations, and dont intend to till my wedding night. Kthx.

Edit: Fixed an implication that I did not intend.

[ 04-30-2002: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]

*hugs!*

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Seurenna's account was hax0red to write:
You sound like a cool guy, Mightion

*hugs!*

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Yes, Mightion is cool; just too bad he didn't post in this thread.

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Seurenna had this to say about the Spice Girls:
You sound like a cool guy, Mightion

*hugs!*

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Mightion hasn't posted once this entire thread.

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Seurenna said:
You sound like a cool guy, Mightion

*hugs!*

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This scares me, since I believe she is mistaking my sigpic for Mightion's.
I am nothing like Mightion. He is an excellent man, and I could only hope to be as nice as him. Unfortunately, I can not be. I've had a bad life, which shapes my opinions above.

I am supremely flattered that you mistook me for him, however. I thank you.

I figure I barely have an attention span long enough to focus on one woman, why bother trying for two?

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Delphi Aegis probably says this to all the girls:
I'm feeling brave.

I'm not prude. I simply have strong beliefs. Notice I say typical men? Notice how I say they have an unhealthy obsession? As if they would do anything short of killing someone to see two girls going at it? And for what? The chance to get themselves off that much faster?
Well, call me an idiot, but hell, that just doesnt seem worth it. I'd rather have ONE woman enjoy herself so completely that she'd come back for more of said enjoyment then to have ONE half-night of trying to satisfy two women.
Again, this is all my opinion. Gonna take it apart anyway, wont you? Yeah. Said I was feeling brave.
It just makes me angry when OTHER men do this.

As my motto has been for years: "We'll get along much better once you realize that I'm not like every other man you've ever met."

For the record, as well, I have not had any sort of sexual relations, and dont intend to till my wedding night. Kthx.

Edit: Fixed an implication that I did not intend.

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Couple o' problems with this.

First, sexual advice from a total n00b. An admitted total n00b.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, you see, but you're speaking, by your own admission, on a subject where you have zero experience.

Second, you are, of course, entitled to your beliefs, but you aren't entitled to project them onto others.

No one cares if you choose not to partake of such behaviors yourself. But when, as you have here, you proceed to characterize those whose beliefs don't match yours, or whose behavior doesn't conform to your beliefs, as somehow perverted or greedy or whatever pejorative term, you've crossed the line into narrow-minded bigotry.

With which I have a problem.

Capisce?

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Bloodsage obviously shouldn't have said:
Couple o' problems with this.

First, sexual advice from a total n00b. An admitted total n00b.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, you see, but you're speaking, by your own admission, on a subject where you have zero experience.

Second, you are, of course, entitled to your beliefs, but you aren't entitled to project them onto others.

No one cares if you choose not to partake of such behaviors yourself. But when, as you have here, you proceed to characterize those whose beliefs don't match yours, or whose behavior doesn't conform to your beliefs, as somehow perverted or greedy or whatever pejorative term, you've crossed the line into narrow-minded bigotry.

With which I have a problem.

Capisce?

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And just because Delphi is such an ass...

As a total sexual n00b, where did you get the notion it's only possible to satisfy one person, and that a threesome inevitably leaves someone unsatisfied?

Hell, a simple thought experiment regarding the various geometric possibilities should disabuse you of that notion!

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Bloodsage said this about your mom:
Couple o' problems with this.

First, sexual advice from a total n00b. An admitted total n00b.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, you see, but you're speaking, by your own admission, on a subject where you have zero experience.

Second, you are, of course, entitled to your beliefs, but you aren't entitled to project them onto others.

No one cares if you choose not to partake of such behaviors yourself. But when, as you have here, you proceed to characterize those whose beliefs don't match yours, or whose behavior doesn't conform to your beliefs, as somehow perverted or greedy or whatever pejorative term, you've crossed the line into narrow-minded bigotry.

With which I have a problem.

Capisce?

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Hrm.. Personally I would say that at least my (future) girlfriend would care if I chose to partake in these actions.
But your point is well taken. I am a n00b. Doesnt mean that I cant have these beliefs, right? Doesnt mean that most people (People referring to women) think of this behaviour (Men seeking two women to have relations with them) as degrading, and downright stupid.

I'll quit while I'm ahead, though. I think the word "Fuckchop" has been used enough lately.

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There was much rejoicing when Delphi Aegis said this:
This scares me, since I believe she is mistaking my sigpic for Mightion's.
I am nothing like Mightion. He is an excellent man, and I could only hope to be as nice as him. Unfortunately, I can not be. I've had a bad life, which shapes my opinions above.

I am supremely flattered that you mistook me for him, however. I thank you.

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THA BUCKET CONFUSEDED ME!!

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Bloodsage thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
BTW, Delphi:

As a total sexual n00b, where did you get the notion it's only possible to satisfy one person, and that a threesome inevitably leaves someone unsatisfied?

Hell, a simple thought experiment regarding the various geometric possibilities should disabuse you of that notion!

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Never said it wasnt possible. Just said that I'd rather focus on one person, is all.

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There was much rejoicing when Delphi Aegis said this:
Hrm.. Personally I would say that at least my (future) girlfriend would care if I chose to partake in these actions.
But your point is well taken. I am a n00b. Doesnt mean that I cant have these beliefs, right? Doesnt mean that most people (People referring to women) think of this behaviour (Men seeking two women to have relations with them) as degrading, and downright stupid.

I'll quit while I'm ahead, though. I think the word "Fuckchop" has been used enough lately.

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As long as you're polite, you're in no danger of being flamed.

And, again, where do you get the idea that "most women" find such things degrading or evil or anything else? Actually, group sex, lesbian sex, and sex with strangers are among the most popular female fantasies, according to those who research such topics.

And no one expects you to do anything other than what you believe. Or your girlfriend, either.

The problem is when you try to force your beliefs on others, as you have here.

Unless you're prepared to tell us exactly why such behavior is harmful or unfulfilling--not likely, given your experience base--you really should stop after, "I don't engage in such activities, due to my personal beliefs."

Tolerance good. Bigotry bad.

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Seurenna said this about your mom:
THA BUCKET CONFUSEDED ME!!

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Bloody hell.

Well, at least I wasn't confused with Mort again.

And yes, my preferred relationship is/always will be a mutually monogamous heterosexual relationship.

Do what makes you happy, as long as you harm no one.

Bah. Delphi didn't make his bucket himself; how could ya confuse us? Humor disclaimer.