Suddenly, the faint sounds of feet scraping against the floor are heard. A tall fellow with a bad haircut wearing a tuxedo and holding a microphone walks onto the ring, his head bowed solemnly. Hanging on either of his arms are an elf and human female, clad in black chainmail bikinis for mourning.
The man lifts up the mic, takes a breath, and speaks, his voice echoing off of the empty arena.
Karnaj: Ladies and gentlemen, it is with a heavy heart that I announce this to be, the final battle.
His face suddenly brightens and he announces enthusiastically.
Karnaj: And it is with great, great pleasure that I present to you...
EVERCREST vs [color=red]THE MONSTROUS MANUAL
This time...it's personal.
Karnaj: With this being the last battle of ECvsMM, we are proud to announce that this will be one of the best fights ever. With only the greatest of combatants present here today.
Karnaj turns towards the traditional corner in which the EverCresters emerge from. He inhales and announces proudly.
Karnaj: They've all come together for this battle. The dorks have joined hands with the furries. The sex fiends have grouped together with the grammar Nazis. The techno-geeks have strung with the arguers. Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to announce that the combatants for the EC side is...
THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF EVERCREST!
There is a low rumble that quickly grows louder, soon becoming mingled with the sounds of many voices. Deep and high, bass and falsetto, whiny and content.
A mass gathering of elves, furries, dwarves, humans, and all sorts of other creatures come walking towards the ring, clad for combat and wearing expressions of grim determination upon their faces.
Drysart: If we win one fight, let it be this!
Ja`Deth: Ask not what your message board can do for you, ask what you can do for your message board!
Bane: They can take our lives! But they'll never take...OUR DORKINESS!
The gathering stops and fans out around the ring, hooting and cheering for themselves. Karnaj smiles at them proudly and turns towards the Monstrous Manual corner, gesturing as he speaks.
Karnaj: He's risen from his years-long slumber just to be here. He's the perfect killing machine. He takes no prisoners, offers no quarter, and takes no shit. Please welcome...
THE TARRASQUE!
The sound of great feet slamming upon the ground reaches the ears of the gathered EverCresters. They stop momentarily as a defeaning roar echoes throughout the ring, shaking its very foundations.
Slowly, the great beast emerges into the arena. Standing taller than a castle, measuring longer than three longboats, and weighing more than a small mountain, is the Tarrasque.
Its thick, golden, spiked carapace glitters under the lights. Its horns gleam wickedly, thirsting to be put to use. Its great, powerful muscles twitch and flex and its tail lashes about behind it. Slowly, it closes its great black eyes, and opens its huge mouth in a terrible roar, revealing rows upon rows of sharp teeth, ready to tear anything apart.
Karnaj assumes a dire expression and resumes speaking.
Karnaj: The EverCresters have opted to assemble in groups to fight the great monster. We'll return with the first round of combat, after these messages...
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
oh this is the part where i die, can i at least be a flying hamster ? [ 12-27-2001: Message edited by: Anklebitur D'gnome ]
go get them!..i'll be watching and waiting up here..
[Ted]Whoa....[/Ted]
/me drops to one knee and murmurs prayers to his deity, the pure aura intensifying
OOC: Let's rock.
*looks over at Bane*
Go get her Ray!
*Mems Gate. Checks that he has memmed gate. Checks again. Un-mems and re-mems gate to make sure it was done correctly.*
Well...I guess I better fight this or be seen as a coward.
Wizards, can we rally our powers together to defeat this foe? Let's start gathering and getting ready to cast one large, powerful spell on it. It should help our fellow Evercresters best this beast.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
... wait, what was it we were doing again? I thought we were goin to get ice cream!
Looks up...
... eep.
Aktyr Mystreaver
Green-Eyed Knight of Greenmist
Dark Knight of the 23rd Shadow
Member of the Faceless on Cazic-Thule
*gulps a bit, then grins as she begins to spark and crackle with what appears to be rainbow-colored electricity*
David never had a BFG, though...
Watches, spellbound.*
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
'Aha...Ooze/Slime/Pudding....Lycanthrope, Sea-Wolf......Zombie-Whoosp, went too far...Ah-hah! TARRASQUE! Let's see...okay..okay.....mmmhmm....oh! I remember that.....yea....okay....oooh. Okay!'
Ozimander walsk into the ring and looks at everyone with a solem face, holding the book close to himself, as if it were an acient tome
'Ladies and Gentleman....'
Drops the book and burts out laughing, almost falling out due to the fits of laughter! As the laughter dies down, wiping a tear from his eye, he reaches into his robes and pulls out a small silver flask, still chuckling
'Ehehe....heheh....what a day to stop drinking'
Sucks down some of the fluid from the flask
'And what a day to stop sniffing glue!'
Takes old an old bottle of Elmer's Original Glue and sniffs a bit of it, his eyes opening wide
'And what a day to stop taking Morphine'
Takes out an eyebropper of Liquid Morphine, more powerful then normal Morphine and rather dangerous. He drops some on his tongue
'Right, with that out of the way' clutching his staff 'I just wanna say we're fucked. Go get laid, go do whatever ya always wanted to do now, cause this bastard is gunna tear us to shreds. Well..you anyhow'
Ozimander walks up to Karnaj
'Um, excuse me Mr. Karnaj, can I get a transfer to the Monsterous Manual team please?'
Ozius
Okay, here is one point where I am really glad to be a moogle, for it is a well known fact that we taste absolutely godawful and nothing in their right mind or even in an insane flurry of teeth, fangs, mandibles and what-have-you would *EVER* eat a moogle...
kicks his feet and grins
Let's dance.
(God, I've been waiting too long to say that...)
quote:
Mooj had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
kicks his feet and grinsLet's dance.
(God, I've been waiting too long to say that...)
Why do I hear a David Bowie riff far off in the distance when you say that?
*blinks*
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Bloodsage was all like:
Why do I hear a David Bowie riff far off in the distance when you say that?*blinks*
... Because David Bowie's easier to dance in a manner to call down all the elements of destruction than a funeral dirge? 
"What do you mean 'you can't make it'? Bast damn it, you're my HENCHMEN! You're supposed to help with this kinda shit, rembmer?"
.......
"Day off my ASS! I don't care WHAT your union says, get over here and die in my place! Hello? Hello?!? Ah, shit."
With a look of disgust, Ryu throws the cellphone away. She opens her briefcase, and pulls out a large magic wand.
"Well, I guess it's time to use my vaugely defined powers in direct combat at last. With any luck, I can make sure it eats enough of these people that it gets full and leaves me alone."
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
quote:
Kameks said some shit I don't care about, then said the following word:
suck
That's right! Do all the sucking you want cause your all gunna die while my pal Big Ol' T over here is dunna kill you all...with my help....cause I am gunna be on his side....right?
Ozius
BRING IT ON, TROGLODYTE!
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
That's right! Do all the sucking you want cause your all gunna die while my pal Big Ol' T over here is dunna kill you all...with my help....cause I am gunna be on his side....right?Ozius
I find it very odd your thinking about me sucking you pervert
[ 12-27-2001: Message edited by: Kameks ]
EDIT-umm this aint coming out right
Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.
quote:
Suchii is SO HOT:
BRING IT ON, TROGLODYTE!
I think you mean TARRASQUE
Ozius
quote:
Check out the big brain on Kameks!
I find it very odd your thinking about me sucking you pervert
umm this aint coming out right
You better tell your boyfriend if "it" isn't coming out right. Might be something wrong.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
[ 12-27-2001: Message edited by: Mortious Shadowstalker ]
*Then, before she has time to react, Glenwick leaps from his perch on Rhiannah's head and starts hopping determinedly towards the Terrasque, teeth bared, even though as a toad he is but an ant in comparison, if that.
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
*When Tal hugs Bajah, he also attaches an "Eet Me Furst" sign to Bajah's back*
Eh... well... could be worse, right? No? well shit...
Draws her daggers and crouches slightly,
May as well go out fighting...
Flames from the depths of Hell spring to life along the edges of the blades
