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Topic: EverCrest vs The Monstrous Manual: The Final Battle
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 12-28-2001 05:49:43 PM
... o_O

I WASN'T MENTIONED AND THEREFORE AM NOT DEAD!!!

Kloie begins to run like a dog about to get a flea bath.

The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-28-2001 06:03:50 PM
I feel really sorry for Chalsem. I really do. These minotaurs wrecked his life.
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 12-28-2001 06:16:31 PM
Where am I?!?!?!

I am more "old sch00l" then pezco!

Veni, vidi, vici
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-28-2001 06:19:46 PM
You're dead.

If you're not mentioned, you've been killed.

See?

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-28-2001 06:22:29 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
You're dead.

If you're not mentioned, you've been killed.

See?


Or, didn't participate just out of cowardice.

The EC team did put up quite a nice fight, though...

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 12-28-2001 06:26:56 PM
I call foul!

With my vast munchkin sk1lz, I would have bitch-slapped the Tarrasque like a red headed step child!

Veni, vidi, vici
Darius!
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 06:49:40 PM
Lol, good one!

quote:
Wannabe-dragon godmoders are slain!

That part sucked though.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 12-28-2001 07:25:51 PM
Too funny..
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 12-28-2001 07:29:14 PM
Soldar apparently missed something. He looks around at his slain comrades and says only one thing.

"Damn. I'm glad I took that extra detour to that bar on the way home. And that other bar. And the whorehouse. Then that other bar."

"And there's the minotaur."

Drysart
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 08:02:18 PM
quote:
Kameks had this to say about Punky Brewster:
HEYYYYY! I remember you Your a badddd person


Shut up, Kameks

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-28-2001 08:04:54 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when The Last Strider wrote:
I feel really sorry for Chalsem. I really do. These minotaurs wrecked his life.

I fought the minotaur, too. I disappeared inside my hat to get away. Even threw out some ketchup to deceive him.

Willias
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 08:06:34 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kloie
... o_O
I WASN'T MENTIONED AND THEREFORE AM NOT DEAD!!!

Kloie begins to run like a dog about to get a flea bath.


Yeah, I am not dead either . I think Parce did an excellent job on this match. Very funny indeed.

[ 12-28-2001: Message edited by: Willias ]

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 12-28-2001 08:30:51 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
You're dead.

If you're not mentioned, you've been killed.

See?


For some reason, the image of most of the population of Evercrest wearing Red Shirts comes to mind right now...




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 12-28-2001 08:32:43 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Kameks was all like:
HEYYYYY! I remember you Your a badddd person


Welcome to my ignore list.

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-28-2001 08:36:47 PM
*pops into veiw* egads what a rush!
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 12-28-2001 08:38:42 PM
Very clever. Made me laugh.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Kameks
BANNED
posted 12-28-2001 08:41:46 PM
quote:
Uniformed BoyToy had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Im not a bad person, nor do I pretend to be. Just because certain people tell you that I'm a bad person, doesnt mean you should judge me by what that person says. Get to know me and you'll find I'm not bad at all.

Im sorry it was a joke i guess it was in bad taste though i am sorry

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-28-2001 08:44:01 PM
I WAS THIS F'ING CLOSE!

I swear upon my blood on the ground that I will devour every bird I encounter fromhence!

...and I'll start with this bucket of KFC. Thank yooo, Colonel Sanders!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Malbi
posted 12-28-2001 11:03:31 PM
argh dead again!
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 12-28-2001 11:28:22 PM
You know Verant said we'd get more screen time when they nerfed us bards... ah well. I went out an old skooler.

Anyway, its ok guys - we really won. Chalesm, Lenlaron, and Karnaj couldn't see who was really left, just as we don't see them...

THE LURKERS.

May the lurkers continue lurking in peace.

Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 12-28-2001 11:33:29 PM
quote:
Kameks had this to say about John Romero:
Im sorry it was a joke i guess it was in bad taste though i am sorry


or remember this freak ----> <----

Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 12-28-2001 11:48:06 PM
Minotaur ... *twitch* ... always, always the Minotaur ... *twitch* ...


Ahem. I mean, truly amazing job, everyone! We beat back the Tarrasque, a feat of almost unbelieveable difficulty, even if we did all die in the process. Though the french or the chickens may try to take credit, just look at the title, ECvsMM, and know that we did it.

This season one victory for the Monstrous Manual will not last forever! One day, there shall be a season two, and we shall rise up and claim our rightful places as victors!

...

... wait, a season two? but, ... but that would mean more battles, and another min .. mino ... *twitch*

*whimper*

[ 12-28-2001: Message edited by: Chalesm ]

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Ocyrrhoe Trazere
Bootylicious!!
posted 12-29-2001 12:26:52 AM
quote:
Hireko FishSlayer wrote this stupid crap:
I went out an old skooler.

Ayup. I went down an oldskooler too. A very oldskooler..! I'm dead now, but 'ey, at least I have that

Supah job Parce, had me crackin' up. Of course, that could be because it's 3 a.m in the morning, but thats fine too ^^

"Come at me. Every inch of me will resist you."

Full sigpic image.
Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 12-29-2001 01:10:27 AM
Possesses the Minotaur.
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-29-2001 01:18:10 AM
quote:
Chalesm had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
... wait, a season two? but, ... but that would mean more battles, and another min .. mino ... *twitch*

*whimper*


He's so cuuute! I just want to pet him!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 12-29-2001 01:30:30 PM
Bump.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Talonus
Loner
posted 12-29-2001 02:01:28 PM
Woohoo, us lurkers lived!
*goes through the dead Evercresters' pockets looking for change*
What? I gotta eat too ya know. Sometimes being unnoticed is a good thing.
Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 12-29-2001 02:45:16 PM
(*Murdoc enters through a portal, holding tongs in one hand, and wearing a radiation suit. At the other end of the tongs is a small, polished spoon.*)
What happened? Did I miss the battle?
RP CHARACTER
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 12-29-2001 03:26:44 PM
Very good, Parce

Yer a great writer

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 12-29-2001 03:34:39 PM
Downs his 20th cup of Blackburrow stout, and promptly passes out in the nosebleed section.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 12-29-2001 04:48:00 PM
quote:
Talonus thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Woohoo, us lurkers lived!
*goes through the dead Evercresters' pockets looking for change*
What? I gotta eat too ya know. Sometimes being unnoticed is a good thing.

*puts her hands to her hips and eyes Tal while tapping her foot*

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 12-29-2001 04:51:50 PM
Smashes the lurkers who come out of hiding as the Minotaur

May as well have some fun while being dead.

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Talonus
Loner
posted 12-29-2001 05:04:19 PM
quote:
Synjari had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
*puts her hands to her hips and eyes Tal while tapping her foot*

What you need the change for? I need to eat too darnit, and I'm gonna take advantage of this oppurtunity so .

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 12-29-2001 05:13:58 PM
Ah, splendid work! I loved it. We fought valiantly everyone. Except for that damn Cheese-Sucking-Wine-Drinkin'-Frog Neck that kicked me in the kahoonees, everything went well.

Ozius

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 12-29-2001 08:01:36 PM
I am saddened I didn't get to play...

Damn computer...

I missed the final battle.

*cry, whine, bitch and moan*

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