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Topic: Your time will come.
Rozland
Pancake
posted 12-09-2001 07:37:13 PM
The ebon lupine stands on the balcony of her ship, silently looking down on the lands that drift by. The quiet armada casts a hundred brooding shadows over the ignorant fields and villages as it passes slowly above. She sighs happily, resting her gauntleted paw upon the railing.

“Soon you will all be mine. Every village, every town, every city, and…” she pauses and smiles a cruel smile, “And every house.”

Turning from her perch, she steps back into her warm cabin. With one last glance, she closes the doors, shutting out the sun.


Coming Soon: The Barathia Chronicles

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-09-2001 07:39:09 PM
I..... I....

I'm in love...

Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 12-09-2001 07:41:48 PM
*you see an odd little hamster siting on the ground in front of you, wearing a wide-brimed hat with a minature peacok feather stuck through the leopard skin stripe, and also wearing tinted glasses*

im confused, give me some cheese ?

[edit: i iz the mastar uv Gramer ! duh!]

[ 12-09-2001: Message edited by: Anklebitur D'gnome ]

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 12-09-2001 07:42:14 PM
Bring out the hairclippers!
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-09-2001 07:44:59 PM
Mortious reads Rozland's sig

I submit, mistress!

Spank me!

Whip me!

Allow me to dance naked for thine pleasure!

Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 12-09-2001 07:49:04 PM
Pauses as she walks down the hall. She looks up and sniffs the air

I feel a great disturbance in the fur... a presence I have not felt since...

Ferrel!
Burnedsoul Zadoken
HETEROSEXUAL
posted 12-09-2001 08:05:53 PM
*chuckles*

another would be conquerer of this puny little hole of a planet? YOU can have it furry one unless your stepped on first.

If its fear you wish to injct into these pitiful peoples heads, you must try harder.. for they are too stupid to realise when they are in danger anyhow.

I can taste your Fear.
I can feel your terror.
Does it bind you to hate?
My Mindless Dribble
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-09-2001 08:22:42 PM
This thread's lack of Dwarves disturbs me.
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 12-09-2001 08:24:30 PM
Bring it, Furry one!

Delphi shakes his fist angrily!

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 12-09-2001 08:26:45 PM
quote:
Burnedsoul Iceheart stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
*chuckles*

another would be conquerer of this puny little hole of a planet? YOU can have it furry one unless your stepped on first.

If its fear you wish to injct into these pitiful peoples heads, you must try harder.. for they are too stupid to realise when they are in danger anyhow.


hey, theres a difference between stupidity and insanity !

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Rozland
Pancake
posted 12-09-2001 10:10:29 PM
She sighs at the groveling, the hollow threats and other extremes.

I suppose I should give you a taste of what is to come. Perhaps it will help you to better understand what I am about.

The Barathia Chronicles

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 12-09-2001 10:15:25 PM
*finds it hard to fear someone who could most likely be done in by an epilady*

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-09-2001 10:18:05 PM
Hm...a villain based on furry pornography.

Darth Vader, you ain't

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-09-2001 10:39:09 PM
Mortious clings to Rozland's left leg.

Eeeeeee!

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-09-2001 10:40:52 PM
Mortious glances up.

Mistress, are you aware of your lack of panties?

0_o

Rozland
Pancake
posted 12-09-2001 10:45:43 PM
She frowns down at the tin can humping her leg like a dog in heat. With a booted foot, she pushes him back

And how would you know?

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-09-2001 10:50:04 PM
Mortious rolls away, then adopts the classic worshipping position.

May I join your crusade? Please? It's so rare that a scantily-clad evil female pops up, with plans for world domination.

Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-09-2001 10:55:31 PM
you will never make me submit! MUAHAHAHA!!

*casts gate, and pops up behind Rozland*

Dam, ok you win.

"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
Taylen
Pancake
posted 12-09-2001 11:11:09 PM
Taylen blinks in surprize
Taylen "Hmmm maybe it's time to move to a safer area"
Taylen looks up with a sigh "Fine Goddess you win I'll stay and combat evil"
Taylen blends back into the forest
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-09-2001 11:13:28 PM
Mistress, your evil is only exceeded by your fur-covered beauty... and I am smitten.

If you take me into your care, I promise to do your every bidding. The resources of the bloodsabers are at your disposal, great one.

Rozland
Pancake
posted 12-09-2001 11:16:38 PM
She yawns widly, looking down upon the groveling knight.

I have no use for your organization, however, your will to aid my cause seems genuine. House Domine could use those such as you.

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-09-2001 11:23:23 PM
Are you sure you don't require our services, mistress? We have many well-trained Knights, and other operatives.. both deceased and living.. that could aid your cause. I'm sure Commander Kane would be an invaluable ally in.... wait..

What exactly are your plans?

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 12-09-2001 11:28:16 PM
Thwaks Mort on the bucket and smirks

You are such a sucker for this kinda stuff.

Offers a slight wave in greeting to Rozland

Welcome to the party... hope you brought something tasty...

By the way... I get the distinct impression we've met before....

[ 12-09-2001: Message edited by: ArchAngel ]

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
Full sigpic image
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-09-2001 11:31:26 PM
quote:
ArchAngel had this to say:
Welcome to the party... hope you brought something tasty...

She did! Herself!

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-10-2001 04:00:58 AM
edit: Forgot I don't get involved in RP on the boards or chatrooms much anymore.

[ 12-10-2001: Message edited by: KaLourin DthBlayde ]

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Rozland
Pancake
posted 12-10-2001 08:09:33 AM
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:

What exactly are your plans?

Isnt it quite obvious? A shame if you dont know, but perhaps I will begin by dominating this little piece of land. This county of Evercrest.

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-10-2001 08:25:54 AM
doesnt look up form his drawing and waves ahand in her directions, "welcome to Evercrest, The insane assylum for EverQuest where the inmates run the place."
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 12-10-2001 09:26:25 AM
Every time I see the title for this thread, I get a song by Iron Maiden stuck in my head. *blinks. purrs* Gawd, I wuv dat band..Must find touring dates....
..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
Darius!
Pancake
posted 12-10-2001 09:27:36 AM
Im not afraid a chipmonk.
greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 12-10-2001 09:32:28 AM
quote:
Im not afraid a chipmonk.

Put one in yer pants sometime. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid

[ 12-10-2001: Message edited by: greykittytwilight ]

..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 12-10-2001 09:44:12 AM
How pointless to rule, when your time is limited.

Another mortal, on another conquest.

Shrugs

Nothing new with that.

Mightion Defensor
posted 12-10-2001 09:49:52 AM
Evercrest cannot be conquered by either furry vixens or violence.

It can only truly be conquered with....

Pie.

Yes, pie. Work on that baking skill.

Welcome, by the way.

[ 12-10-2001: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-10-2001 10:50:11 AM
Oh, okay. Hi.

...

So, you're evil then?

*is never sure how to respond to people who make entrances like that*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-10-2001 10:55:25 AM
Tries not to note that the Chronicles have Ferrel's name all over the place.

You mentioned conquering every house and said you were starting with this Evercrest COUNTY?

First off, we're not a County! We're a Community! Mightion's a damn good farmer and he keeps us all stocked on produce, so we're good for a siege!

But... there's one thing I didn't know and it bothers me to no end.

We get houses!?
I did not know this. Where is mine?

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 12-10-2001 11:00:06 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Duck Tales:
But... there's one thing I didn't know and it bothers me to no end.

We get houses!?
I did not know this. Where is mine?


*presents Bajah with a tiny edible house made of graham crackers, frosting and various nuts and candies*

Sorry, but these are hard to make and I'm waaaaaay behind on this current shipment.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 12-10-2001 11:04:09 AM
quote:
We get houses!?
I did not know this. Where is mine?

You cant have my box! *hisses*

..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 12-10-2001 11:05:07 AM
*briefly considers this new mortal, then loses interest and goes back to watching the galaxy spin and fueling his core with gargantuan quantities of popcorn*

Welcome to EverCrest Watch out for the Delid and Rabisquirrel.

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-10-2001 11:20:24 AM
quote:
Rozland had this to say:
Isnt it quite obvious? A shame if you dont know, but perhaps I will begin by dominating this little piece of land. This county of Evercrest.

Consider me dominated, mistress.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-10-2001 11:21:11 AM
quote:
Bajah had this to say:
Tries not to note that the Chronicles have Ferrel's name all over the place.

Captain Obvious to the rescue!

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-10-2001 11:36:17 AM
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about Tron:
Captain Obvious to the rescue!

I strive for Truth, Justice, and Popcorn!

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