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Maelarr
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 09:36:57 AM
<holds his hand out and laz is encased in a soundproof bubble.>
"My price? a peice of the pie, an autonomous peice of the pie. and your cooperation in any future events I may require your services in."

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 11:38:11 AM
quote:
Siliddar thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
"My price? a peice of the pie, an autonomous peice of the pie. and your cooperation in any future events I may require your services in."

*like a little child first hearing about Santa Claus*

...Pie? There's pie involved??

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 01:29:47 PM
quote:
Drysart wrote this then went back to looking for porn:


...Pie? There's pie involved??


<knew you would say something like that>


All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Kel
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 02:20:02 PM
So, You want pie, do you?

I've got meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, berry... used to have some fruit pie but I think my guildies at it all...

*Holds up a backpack full of stacks of pie...*

I've just got to save some for the bribe... err... a friend, yeah, a friend.

*ponders the number of basilisks to be killed*
Never mind, have at...

Do you believe in fondue? You know you do.
If you look deep within your heart you will find... melted cheese.
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-14-2001 02:29:37 PM
*Grabs Lazuli* Lazuli, don't bug the evil pirate. *send her off after the coin* Now then...Roz...what would you pay me to work for you?
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 12-14-2001 02:46:13 PM
I don't want the shiny! I want to talk to the nice lady.
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-14-2001 02:50:24 PM
Dogs... give em a squeeky toy and they think they can own the place...

*perches on Ferrel's shoulder* mew!

The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-14-2001 02:53:36 PM
quote:
Lazuli wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I don't want the shiny! I want to talk to the nice lady.
She's not a nice lady. She wants to take over our minds and make us slaves. I mean, look at Mort! She did a good job on HIM.
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Mightion Defensor
posted 12-14-2001 02:58:07 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on The Last Strider!
[QUOTE]Lazuli wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
[qb]I don't want the shiny! I want to talk to the nice lady.

She's not a nice lady. She wants to take over our minds and make us slaves. I mean, look at Mort! She did a good job on HIM.[/QB][/QUOTE]

Well, ya gotta admit, Mort was an easy sale...

She'd have trouble seducing ME!

Mainly because I'm criminally naive when it comes to women, and furries don't do it for me, anyway. Nor does (_|_).

The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-14-2001 03:03:08 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about pies:
Mainly because I'm criminally naive when it comes to women.
Is there a man who ISN'T?
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-14-2001 03:09:33 PM
quote:
From the linked website:
Rozland’s grip on her dagger eased as she felt the familiar, toned and voluptuous body press against her back. She whispered, “You’re late.”
“I’m sorry mistress, there were complications.” Replied a quiet, feminine voice.
“Oh? Report my little assassin.” The young noble replied.
Nuzzling against her mistress, the vixen whispered

*snip*


Mortious' head explodes.

[ 12-14-2001: Message edited by: Mortious Shadowstalker ]

The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-14-2001 03:15:30 PM
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about Robocop:
Mortious' head explodes.

*picks up scraps of bucket* Damn. There goes my evil teacher.
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-14-2001 03:16:32 PM
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker impressed everyone with:
Mortious' head explodes.

Clean up.. Isle 3

Mightion Defensor
posted 12-14-2001 03:32:01 PM
quote:
Aanile wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Clean up.. Isle 3

...and 4, and 5... 6....

Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 12-14-2001 04:00:17 PM
*poofs in via some teleportation spell... and lands on her tush.*

Rubbing her bum, "Owie... I hate it when that happens.. Looks around. "Er... where am I anyways???"

*Wanders around, going through random doors and what not until she comes across Rozland and Lazuli.*

Wavewaving to Laz, "Heya Lazzy! This kitty yer new friend or somethin'?" peers around again. "Um.. where ARE we anyways?"

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 05:14:54 PM
<sighs, throws Rhiannah and Laz out the hole caused by the previous guard with a burst of magical energy. Shouts "ANYONE ELSE WANT TO INTERRUPT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 12-14-2001 06:09:54 PM
*lands with a plop outside the hole.*

*blinks*

"Hey! That bastard messed up my hair!!!"

*pulls out a Super Gigaton Anime Hammer and runs back into the room, slugging Siliddar and sending him into orbit.*

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 06:12:14 PM
hey you scuffed my robe!
<sends 500 warriors in his undead army to go beat up/kill rhiannah>

All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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Taylen
Pancake
posted 12-14-2001 06:41:52 PM
Taylen picks Laz up and dusts her off "You okay there?" (darn I forgot what sex Laz is supposed to be)
Taylen sneaks down towards the water to get a better look at the boat
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-14-2001 09:18:22 PM
*draws upon his ancestry as a vampiric half-dragon, half-angel, half-demon, half-elf lycanthrope who is really the prince of the ancient kingdom of Munchkinia and laughs off everyone attacks on his dragonhide magic glowing armor while doing a bunch of backflips while killing ninjas in a single blow with his magic flaming katana blade of death and blasting everyone with his fire, lightning, ice, and death magic and killing everyone in a single blow and saving the day because the story should have been about him in the first place*

Sorry, I'll quietly walk towards the Exit now

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-14-2001 09:49:34 PM
*cuddles Mr. Parcelan* goood prairie dog
Malbi
posted 12-14-2001 10:06:57 PM
defeats Parce by breaking his wookie, the source of all his power
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 12-15-2001 06:21:53 PM
*defeats Siliddar's soldiers easily as all anime type girls always win!*

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-15-2001 06:34:36 PM
A zapping noise is heard as a horizonal slash opens up into a hole in the sky above the going-ons down below. A moment passes before a blue vixen's head peeks out of the hole, looking downward.

"Oooh...interesting! This bears watching..."

Katrinity nibbles on a cookie idly as she watches silently, joting down a few notes in a book bound in poacher flesh.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Darius!
Pancake
posted 12-15-2001 07:54:46 PM
Wonders how threads with a newbie introducing themselves turns into this.
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-15-2001 08:18:49 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about dark elf butts:
A zapping noise is heard as a horizonal slash opens up into a hole in the sky above the going-ons down below. A moment passes before a blue vixen's head peeks out of the hole, looking downward.

"Oooh...interesting! This bears watching..."

Katrinity nibbles on a cookie idly as she watches silently, joting down a few notes in a book bound in poacher flesh.



Hey! Can I have a cookie?
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-15-2001 08:20:35 PM
<drops a basketball sized cookie down to Strider>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-15-2001 08:30:15 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
<drops a basketball sized cookie down to Strider>
Thanks! *smooches her cheek, then begins to devour his cookie*

"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Rozland
Pancake
posted 12-16-2001 04:25:33 AM
Her paw finds its way to the bridge of her nose. With lips curled up, she growls...

I think you should all remove yourself from my cabin at once or I shall have to be rid of you. Should you wish to discuss business, that is fine. Otherwise, TAKE A NUMBER.

With a huff, she pulls her spear from the wall and begins proding the crowd out of her cabin and onto the main deck. Plucking the lapdragon off her shoulder, she tosses her onto the deck.

And knock first! It is not polite to walk into a ladies chambers without and invitation. Oh, I shall teach you well when I am Empress.

Pointing at the darkelf with the proposition, she says flatly,

You, inside.

Motioning to the dark knight, she tosses him the spear

Watch the door.

[ 12-16-2001: Message edited by: Rozland ]

Submit now, it will hurt less -Rozland Vun Domine
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 12-16-2001 05:38:33 AM
quote:
The Last Strider impressed everyone with:
She's not a nice lady. She wants to take over our minds and make us slaves. I mean, look at Mort! She did a good job on HIM.

Mort has a mind?????


<just kidding Mortty >




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-16-2001 10:21:44 AM
quote:
Rozland had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Her paw finds its way to the bridge of her nose. With lips curled up, she growls...

I think you should all remove yourself from my cabin at once or I shall have to be rid of you. Should you wish to discuss business, that is fine. Otherwise, TAKE A NUMBER.

With a huff, she pulls her spear from the wall and begins proding the crowd out of her cabin and onto the main deck. Plucking the lapdragon off her shoulder, she tosses her onto the deck.

And knock first! It is not polite to walk into a ladies chambers without and invitation. Oh, I shall teach you well when I am Empress.

Pointing at the darkelf with the proposition, she says flatly,

You, inside.

Motioning to the dark knight, she tosses him the spear

Watch the door.


Which Dark Knight? Me, or the dead bucket? *takes a number anyway*
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-16-2001 10:24:40 AM
quote:
The Last Strider had this to say:
Which Dark Knight? Me, or the dead bucket? *takes a number anyway*

Since I exploded due to fem fur overload, I'd say she means you.

The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-16-2001 10:26:58 AM
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Since I exploded due to fem fur overload, I'd say she means you.
I expected you to say "I'm not dead yet!"

"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 12-16-2001 12:43:12 PM
Ooooo! I have a preposition!!!

I'll give ya a lollipop if ya let me back in! *poings up to Strider and waves the lollipop in his face!*

I wanna see the nice lady again.

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-16-2001 12:59:08 PM
quote:
Lazuli had this to say about (_|_):
Ooooo! I have a preposition!!!

I'll give ya a lollipop if ya let me back in! *poings up to Strider and waves the lollipop in his face!*

I wanna see the nice lady again.


Hmmm...what flavor lollypop is that?
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-16-2001 01:01:54 PM
The flavour is called 'Take the bloody thing and let the cute lapdragon inside or very bad things having to do with sharp objects and rabid wombats will befall you'.

It kinda tastes like strawberry ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 12-16-2001 01:27:54 PM
^_^;;;
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 12-16-2001 02:05:44 PM
Wanders up to the guard, looks him over for a moment, then pulls a number and waits.

Been far too long since I've gotten involved...

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 12-17-2001 01:22:53 PM
I thought this deserved a bump.

*looks at the lollypop, then at Kat* Ok...*takes it* Um, go in, I guess...*drops the spear and pulls out a huge sword* I don't like spears.

"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Maelarr
Pancake
posted 12-17-2001 01:25:19 PM
*follows Rozland into a plush confrence room and closes the door behind them*

"now where were we before the long gratutitous string of interruptions?"


All Empires Fall, You just have to know where to push- Me
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