quote:
Siliddar thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
"My price? a peice of the pie, an autonomous peice of the pie. and your cooperation in any future events I may require your services in."
*like a little child first hearing about Santa Claus*
...Pie? There's pie involved??
I've got meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, berry... used to have some fruit pie but I think my guildies at it all...
*Holds up a backpack full of stacks of pie...*
I've just got to save some for the bribe... err... a friend, yeah, a friend.
*ponders the number of basilisks to be killed*
Never mind, have at...
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
*perches on Ferrel's shoulder* mew!
quote:She's not a nice lady. She wants to take over our minds and make us slaves. I mean, look at Mort! She did a good job on HIM.
Lazuli wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I don't want the shiny! I want to talk to the nice lady.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
quote:She's not a nice lady. She wants to take over our minds and make us slaves. I mean, look at Mort! She did a good job on HIM.[/QB][/QUOTE]
Check out the big brain on The Last Strider!
[QUOTE]Lazuli wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
[qb]I don't want the shiny! I want to talk to the nice lady.
Well, ya gotta admit, Mort was an easy sale...
She'd have trouble seducing ME!
Mainly because I'm criminally naive when it comes to women, and furries don't do it for me, anyway. Nor does (_|_).
quote:Is there a man who ISN'T?
Mightion Defensor had this to say about pies:
Mainly because I'm criminally naive when it comes to women.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
quote:
From the linked website:
Rozlands grip on her dagger eased as she felt the familiar, toned and voluptuous body press against her back. She whispered, Youre late.
Im sorry mistress, there were complications. Replied a quiet, feminine voice.
Oh? Report my little assassin. The young noble replied.
Nuzzling against her mistress, the vixen whispered*snip*
Mortious' head explodes. [ 12-14-2001: Message edited by: Mortious Shadowstalker ]
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about Robocop:
Mortious' head explodes.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker impressed everyone with:
Mortious' head explodes.
Clean up.. Isle 3
quote:
Aanile wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Clean up.. Isle 3
...and 4, and 5... 6....
Rubbing her bum, "Owie... I hate it when that happens.. Looks around. "Er... where am I anyways???"
*Wanders around, going through random doors and what not until she comes across Rozland and Lazuli.*
Wavewaving to Laz, "Heya Lazzy! This kitty yer new friend or somethin'?" peers around again. "Um.. where ARE we anyways?"
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
*blinks*
"Hey! That bastard messed up my hair!!!"
*pulls out a Super Gigaton Anime Hammer and runs back into the room, slugging Siliddar and sending him into orbit.*
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
Sorry, I'll quietly walk towards the Exit now
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
"Oooh...interesting! This bears watching..."
Katrinity nibbles on a cookie idly as she watches silently, joting down a few notes in a book bound in poacher flesh.
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about dark elf butts:
A zapping noise is heard as a horizonal slash opens up into a hole in the sky above the going-ons down below. A moment passes before a blue vixen's head peeks out of the hole, looking downward."Oooh...interesting! This bears watching..."
Katrinity nibbles on a cookie idly as she watches silently, joting down a few notes in a book bound in poacher flesh.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
quote:Thanks! *smooches her cheek, then begins to devour his cookie*
Katrinity had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
<drops a basketball sized cookie down to Strider>
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
I think you should all remove yourself from my cabin at once or I shall have to be rid of you. Should you wish to discuss business, that is fine. Otherwise, TAKE A NUMBER.
With a huff, she pulls her spear from the wall and begins proding the crowd out of her cabin and onto the main deck. Plucking the lapdragon off her shoulder, she tosses her onto the deck.
And knock first! It is not polite to walk into a ladies chambers without and invitation. Oh, I shall teach you well when I am Empress.
Pointing at the darkelf with the proposition, she says flatly,
You, inside.
Motioning to the dark knight, she tosses him the spear
Watch the door. [ 12-16-2001: Message edited by: Rozland ]
quote:
The Last Strider impressed everyone with:
She's not a nice lady. She wants to take over our minds and make us slaves. I mean, look at Mort! She did a good job on HIM.
Mort has a mind?????
<just kidding Mortty
>
quote:Which Dark Knight? Me, or the dead bucket? *takes a number anyway*
Rozland had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Her paw finds its way to the bridge of her nose. With lips curled up, she growls...I think you should all remove yourself from my cabin at once or I shall have to be rid of you. Should you wish to discuss business, that is fine. Otherwise, TAKE A NUMBER.
With a huff, she pulls her spear from the wall and begins proding the crowd out of her cabin and onto the main deck. Plucking the lapdragon off her shoulder, she tosses her onto the deck.
And knock first! It is not polite to walk into a ladies chambers without and invitation. Oh, I shall teach you well when I am Empress.
Pointing at the darkelf with the proposition, she says flatly,
You, inside.
Motioning to the dark knight, she tosses him the spear
Watch the door.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
quote:
The Last Strider had this to say:
Which Dark Knight? Me, or the dead bucket? *takes a number anyway*
Since I exploded due to fem fur overload, I'd say she means you.
quote:I expected you to say "I'm not dead yet!"
Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Since I exploded due to fem fur overload, I'd say she means you.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
I'll give ya a lollipop if ya let me back in! *poings up to Strider and waves the lollipop in his face!*
I wanna see the nice lady again.
quote:Hmmm...what flavor lollypop is that?
Lazuli had this to say about (_|_):
Ooooo! I have a preposition!!!I'll give ya a lollipop if ya let me back in! *poings up to Strider and waves the lollipop in his face!*
I wanna see the nice lady again.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
It kinda tastes like strawberry ^.^
Been far too long since I've gotten involved...
*looks at the lollypop, then at Kat* Ok...*takes it* Um, go in, I guess...*drops the spear and pulls out a huge sword* I don't like spears.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.