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Bajah impressed everyone with:
Popcorn!
My hero!
Mortious swoons.
Here you go, lad! Enjoy thine buttery paradise!
Note: I am now using this thread to test my new RP character. That is all.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
Sol with Fur..great..
i'll be staying in my AC till this is over
He streches and reclines in his chair and goes back to sleep [ 12-10-2001: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]
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Bajah had this to say about Cuba:
Bajah hands Mortious a bucket of popcorn!Here you go, lad! Enjoy thine buttery paradise!
Kettle Corn is to Popcorn what Filet Mignon is to ground beef.
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We were all impressed when Bajah wrote:
Tries not to note that the Chronicles have Ferrel's name all over the place.You mentioned conquering every house and said you were starting with this Evercrest COUNTY?
First off, we're not a County! We're a Community! Mightion's a damn good farmer and he keeps us all stocked on produce, so we're good for a siege!
But... there's one thing I didn't know and it bothers me to no end.
We get houses!?
I did not know this. Where is mine?
A farmer? You must have me confused with someone else, Pesco... Paladins can't farm anything. 
But I can keep us well stocked in (formerly) shiny armor and sharp swords!
[Insert generic rant about being taken for granted here, eventually going off on a tangent and ending in incoherency and swear words. [ 12-10-2001: Message edited by: Star Collective ]
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Mightion Defensor stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
A farmer? You must have me confused with someone else, Pesco... Paladins can't farm anything.
I don't know what's funnier... you saying I mistook your shiny ass for someone else, or you following that accusation by calling me someone else's name
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Bajah had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I don't know what's funnier... you saying I mistook your shiny ass for someone else, or you following that accusation by calling me someone else's name
Bajah, Pesco, what is the difference?
/me puts on his Ro suit for the extra 10 fire resist.
ARGH! TOO MUCH PIE!
I used to have too many veggies, too, but those were sacrificed in the quest for vodka...
Looks around forlornly, wishing for some popcorn.
"Another one? Oh my. Well, welcome, M'lady, enjoy your stay."
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Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about Punky Brewster:
My hero!Mortious swoons.
Heh, changes targets faster than a superball shot into a crowded room... 
One of many to be ground beneath my boot.
No houses? Of course there are! Certainly you belong to one of them... somewhere in your line. Or perhaps you're not.
"Well, I have heard tails of your adventures and must say I am impressed. If you wish to conquer this realm, far be it from me to stand in your way...
Besides, I have two to one odds you will mop the floor with Drysart anyways."
*whistles as though that last comment never came out...*
Still standing on the cliff top, the ships in the horizion quickly reaching Evercrestia Siliddar's hands assume a arcane position as tiny threads of mana weave a web between his fingertips. Suddenly he thrusts his hands outwand in the direction of the ships and winks out of existance. Moments later he appears on the ship and begins to walk towards Rozlands chambers.
* * * * *
Reaching the chamber door Siliddar grasps the handle and opens it, walking in quickly.
One of the armed guards tries to stop him but is quickly sent flying out of the ship to the water below by Siliddar.
"So madame Rozland, you seek to conquer this community of peo...um er fools. I know the secret to their downfall and i will gladly share it with you for a price which I want up front. No gimmicks."
but then, we always knew Mort was twisted.
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Geeorn had this to say:
it'd be so funny if it turned out that Ferrel was letting Cassandra use some webspace.but then, we always knew Mort was twisted.
0_o
Sigh
You would think they would have learned by now. We are EC. You will be assimilated. resistence is futile
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Siliddar had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
"So madame Rozland, you seek to conquer this community of peo...um er fools. I know the secret to their downfall and i will gladly share it with you for a price which I want up front. No gimmicks."
Watches with disinterest as the guard falls from the floating ship, disappearing into the forest below.
Name your price then, but that doesnt mean I'll pay it. Perhaps it will just make up the difference for what he cost...
Taylen follows to check the guard
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Rozland had this to say:
Name your price then
Mortious moves to speak up, then thinks better about it, slinking back into the shadows. He's already been slapped once too often.
prepare to be maimed furry one
[ 12-12-2001: Message edited by: Taylen ]
Perhaps you'll get the chance if you get through my guards, my personal assassin and my bucket head.
Mort, take care of this.
Her brow shifts as a little pink... thing bounces about and spreads love.
Cute... odd, but cute... hope it doesnt fall off the ship though.
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Ferrel had this to say about dark elf butts:
Pauses as she walks down the hall. She looks up and sniffs the airI feel a great disturbance in the fur... a presence I have not felt since...
Isn't is supposed to be "disturbance in the furce.." ???
And will Rozland look at Mort and say something like:
"I find your lack of fur disturbing..."
^_^
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Lazuli had this to say about Robocop:
*sees Rozland, and gives her a big TACKLEHUGGLESNUGGLECUDDLESLURP!*^_^
Presses her lips together looking rather unamused. She takes Lazuli by the rough of her neck and sets her out side the door.
Bad... Kitty...
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Lazuli had this to say:
*sees Rozland, and gives her a big TACKLEHUGGLESNUGGLECUDDLESLURP!*
Mortious admires Lazzy's bravery, while silently wishing he could do that himself.
*poings back in*
'n I'm a LAPDRAGON. NotaKitty. I dun do the uhm... catnip thingy. Tho I like Dragon Snax! They are very good.
*jumps up on Rozland's shoulder and keeps on talkin!*
Ya know what else are good?! Fondues. I once fell in a fondue and I got chocolate aaaaall over me! It was fun! But kinda sticky.
