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Originally posted by Black Mage:
The Mating call of a desperate loser... Ahh, it's been a while since I hea-*Flees*
Yay, insult number eight. What a wonderful morning I'm having, maybe I should just go back to bed before I go postal.
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Originally posted by Hyacinth:
- I am the most skilled at (what I think) doing a half-assed job at the last second, and the teachers telling me that it's pure gold. (Really, I once won a big award for an essay I did on the last day when we had three months...)
I r0x0r at that too. 
-Just being weirdness: Apparently I'm not quite dyslexic, not quite dyspraxic but definately not normal.....
-Typing: when i want, i can type very fast with not too many errors occuring
-Vocab: I've been told that only one out of a hundred people (if that) would be able to equal or beat me in vocabulary knowledge...
A few other things too I guess, but I can't be bothered to think of some 
According to Nae, I have: looks, intelligence, sense of humor, and charisma.
I'm a decent enough fencer, boxer, and all-around fighter.
People seem to think I'm funny, but I don't know where that comes from.
I can identify, seek out, and destroy an insect based purely on the sound it makes. Nothing to win awards about, but it has its uses in cockroach season.
Parc: lets just all sum it up with one word:
I got mad l33t skillz!
Mortious: *big hugs*
-Honesty(Does this need explaining)
This is already to long.
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Originally posted by Fazumzen Fastfist:
- Intelligence (Got straight 4.0's last year.)
[ 07-22-2001: Message edited by: Fazumzen Fastfist ]
About this in particular. If You are getting 4.0 grades then your classes aren't teaching you as much as they could be, take harder courses. How long have you been training in martial arts and where are you RL, your stated skills look like a friend of mines.
About all I can do is computer stuff, and peck your eyeballs out at 50 yards with my .22 rifle.
Me no hab da skillz.
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Originally posted by Demitri:
I can.. umm..About all I can do is computer stuff, and peck your eyeballs out at 50 yards with my .22 rifle.
Me no hab da skillz.
Hey, in a post-apocalyptic future, those two are all you need.
In the beginning the Universe was created.Douglas Adams, 1952-2001
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*laugh* Cmon people! Everyone knows that God sends the bad angels to Wisconsin to be punished! *giggles*
*scowls at Synni from Wisconsin where he lives*
1. Sarcasm.
2. Bitter sarcasm.
Seriously, there's more stuff I think I'm good at:
1. A nice, dry sense of humor linked to a sick mind
2. I seem to be a good listener...
3. My imagination seem to be evolved far above the imagination of mere mortals.
4. I have finely honed smartass skills.
5. I have finely honed procrastination skills.
6. Add finely honed rationalization skills!
7. Don't forget my refreshing naivete!
8. I do a MEAN job washing cars.
9. I can build pcs out of parts.
10. I can build WORKING pcs out of the right parts.
More later...
I'm also pretty skilled at teh funney, that is, IF you don't think my jokes are too sick to be called "teh funney".
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I'm fairly good at Math. ph34r.
My sword skills are half-decent. I've been practicing with a lightsaber I plan to collect swords someday.
My brother and I are good at videogames. I haven't used a third-party device to cheat since Game Genie came out for NES.
My imagination is too big for Canada to handle.
I'm skilled at running the hell away. -8-Bit Theatre
More to come, I'm sure.
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Originally posted by Kaglaaz How'ler:
*scowls at Synni from Wisconsin where he lives*
*cries* no one ever gets my obscure movie references *sniffles*
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Originally posted by Synjari:
Niklas: Carmina Burana! We did that in marching band. Was my best year in high school =D
Well, it was great apart from the time we sang it in the millenium dome... The acoustics there were nicely described by one of our music teahcers as 'Like being in the largest toilet in the world'...
I can read!
I am skilled in things that you don't need to know about.
I can tie my own shoes.
I think I am good at putting people at ease, and I try to be the life of the party.
The Force is with me.
I am intuitive.
I can type pretty fast.
I'm pretty good at complaining.
I'm good at hmmmm, how should I word this. Eating certain things. 
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Originally posted by Illanae:
I can cook like nobody's business.I can read!
I am skilled in things that you don't need to know about.
I can tie my own shoes.
I think I am good at putting people at ease, and I try to be the life of the party.
The Force is with me.
I am intuitive.
You are the Spanking Master Paladin!
I can cook like Nae's business.
(got some cajun blood, homme!)
I can read AND write.
I can spell AND use grammar!
I can procrastinate well, just like I put this post off until after lunch.
I can make my own Mp3's.
I can do many many accents, but I feel Oz should notate whether his Texan accent is actual Texan or REDNECK - there is a difference.
I can shake my booty!
I can make people laugh. Accent on the MAKE 
I can create LONG threads!
I don't smoke or drink alcohol!
I can fold a mean paper airplane.
I can WHISTLE! (Hey, lots of people can't.)
I can work through headaches.... ugh...
I'm an awsome chef <I make great 4 layered cakes>
I can write poetry if I sit down and try
I am a good tennis player
I can suck up <HEHE I sometime can make teachers eat out of my hands>
I am a good friend
I can be funny
I am open minded
I am a nice person
I can piss my sister off
-AND-
I can spend too much money <even though I hate to shop when I do shop I can spend my alloence>
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Originally posted by Synjari:
*cries* no one ever gets my obscure movie references *sniffles*
I got the reference. <Metatron> "Oh cahm on...wos Wisconsin REALLY that bad?"
I can post on Ozzy's thread.
uhm...I can use my knowledge of the English language to make myself sound more intelligent than I really am.
That's about it, though.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
*ponders* Carmina Burana Rocks.. thats all on that..
Oh and umm Bajah? *steals you and takes you into the swamps of Louisiana* woot!
~Singing
~Dancing
~Drama
~Poetry
~Enthusism.
~Being able to work hard, and play harder. After all, if you live by all the rules, you miss all the fun.
~Being slightly mysterious to strangers...(I'm deeper than most people think, and I prefer to keep it that way...It serves it's purpose for seperating the shallow people from the curious, deep, interesting people who make fine close friends.)
~Being friendly and welcoming.
~Being a friend to everyone. (I don't hate anybody, although they may hate me.)
~Sticking up for my beliefs.
~Being able to (somehow) get out of trouble.
~Being way too curious and "impossible".
~Being a good friend...always willing to give advice and listen.
~Not easily annoyed.
~Having a lot of inner confidence. Honestly, I wouldn't change anything about myself. I like the way I look, and I like myself for the (few) good qualities and skills I possess. Although....I have to admit, because I'm a dreamer (also a do-er), sometimes I wish I was a little more like my sig-pic. lol.
~I believe goals are important to have, and important to reach. I'm an idealist in this subject. I believe nothing is impossible, and if you want to accomplish anything, you must continue to try until you do so.
I can type fast
I know a lot of big words and can confuse people with them =)
I can build computers
I can play Counterstrike for more than 20 hours at a time
I'm good at being short
I can make really good Ramen Noodles
I can do weird things with my eyes:
I can make them move from side to side really fast. (Looks soooo weird)
I can make them go all white (If you've seen my RL pic you know what I mean)
I can turn my eyelids inside-out.
I also have 'alien hands,' as my friend calls it:
I can make me fingers go completely flat against my palms.
I can make right angles with my fingers and the back of my hand
My thumb (Just one of them) is 'double jointed'
I can touch all of my fingers to my wrist (Except for my index fingers)
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Originally posted by DivaliciousEm:~Being way too curious and "impossible".
Oh my God! It's ture! SHE IS TOO DAMN CURIOUS AND IMPOSSIBLE! Jeez! Oh well, she's still okay in my book. And she also hase some untold skills that I have witnessed...hmmm
Ozius
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Originally posted by Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael:I can post on Ozzy's thread.
That's about it, though.
Yep. OH well, I got Deth and Lyinar, now all I need is God and Drysart and I am a happy camper...wow...three pages...I sure am loved!
Ozius
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Originally posted by Bajah:
Hmm. Let me reiterate.I can cook like Nae's business.
(got some cajun blood, homme!)I can read AND write.
I can spell AND use grammar!
I can procrastinate well, just like I put this post off until after lunch.
I can make my own Mp3's.
I can do many many accents, but I feel Oz should notate whether his Texan accent is actual Texan or REDNECK - there is a difference.
I can shake my booty!
I can make people laugh. Accent on the MAKE
I can create LONG threads!
I don't smoke or drink alcohol!
I can fold a mean paper airplane.
I can WHISTLE! (Hey, lots of people can't.)
I can work through headaches.... ugh...
A man after my own heart as it were. Glad another person here can do accents and I am flexiable on the TExan accent but I believe it is Texan, not Redneck, however, I might be wrong.
Oh yea, Mort thinks my British accent sucks. And Syn said it's good. I go with Syn. This is from a while back, long before people like BM was here and Drakkenmaw actually posted more and had a fox sig pic, and Suddar was here and such. YEa...that's the ticket.
Ozius
Ozius
I can:
1: Draw
2: Write
3: Cook
4: Roll my tongue
5: Double jointed fingers so I can make them do odd things that make people go Ewwww.
6:And, um, that is about it.
[Fixed smileys that weren't suppose to be there]
[ 07-23-2001: Message edited by: ImNotTrent ]
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Uh...
I have the ability to fade into the background in social situations. I make full use of this skill, whenever possible.
I make (rather sad) attempts at writing and poetry, on occasion. I'm not the best, but I'm better than the average person.
I AM HIGH ON SUGAR.
I'm a good listener, I suppose, and I try to give advice sometimes, too.
I'm a mathmatical genius. Go figure. (according to an IQ test, anyway.)
I AM HIGH ON SUGAR.
...and... that... is all.
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This is frighteningly depressing me.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ozius The Unnlucky:
wow...three pages...I sure am loved!Ozius
No we dont love you.....We just feel sorry for you......JK
You can draw! And you can GM like no one's business. And DAMN can you write!
You can do a lot more than you said :P
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
I am adept at the art of applying Brute force when needed.
I am a master at the art of Ketchup bottle fighting, Wrassleing, throwing ppl who piss me off around thanks to many years of training and fighting with my brothers
I can Light fire off im many exotic ways (
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I can cook well...Very odd task for a single male still liveing at home
