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Ozimander
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posted 07-22-2001 10:44:00 PM
Not a post for braging, but skills. Tell us what you can do, not a competition. ANY SKILL you want to tell us! And here go mine:
-Singing (Almost any chord, but I prefer, bass, I have a very bass voice)
-Accents (russian, French, Texan, Canadian, Mexican, Irish, British, Cockney, Scottish, Australian, and a few more)
-Acting (Very well actually, goes with my singing)
-Minor Art (Not too good..but I do a comic)
-Opttimism (I like everyone, I never hate anyone for long. I think everyone is just GREAT! Honest, and yes it's a skill, anyone rememebr angry ASSHOLE Ozius? Ya had better! A warning to everyone! Don't worry! Be happy! )
-Boxing (Decent, can throw some mean punches, broke someones nose once..with my forehead. Note: See Pacifism)
-Pacifism (Became a pacifist after I hurt someone badly)
-Aim (I am a good shot with a gun...hope I never need to use that skill)
-Funny (So I am told by many, I actually want to be an actor/comedian)
-Writing (If I sit down, I can write some of the best stuff ever)
-Helping (Many people have told me I have helped them so much, and so I guess I am a helpful person)
-Forgiveness (something every human needs, ya just need work on it, and I still am too, almost there)
-Honesty (I like to be honest, but everyone fibs once or twice, right?)
-Ego ( I believe I have none. I belive in this. With no ego, if your current plan, if it should fail, will not be so hard on you, but a win will be DOUBLE the pleasure because you didn't think you COULD do it. Maybe a little foolish but works for me)
-Pain tolerance (For comedy mostly, physical gags leave me in pain sometimes, but everyone can take a few hits, I can a little more. Note: See Opptimism)
-Cook, Clean, House Work, etc. (And I don't bitch, because evceryone has to do a little work. Note: Cooking is very good.)
-Compassion (Behind this goofy face and silly act, lies the heart of a real romantic, and the same goes for MANY people here, it seems MANY "geeks" or "nerds", sorry for the stero-type have this.)

I guess that's all I have. Anyhow, post what you guys have as skills! I added the last for EVERYONE! Honestly, I have seen you all, except Mog , you all have compassion! And also, with info on all our skills, we can ask each other favors in what we do best. Come on! I wana know that Black Mage is an expert transulator and speaks 24 langauges, including Latin! And that Peachis can fly a jet! And that stuff! Come on! I think we should all feel good and proud of what we can do. And if someone posts "I can't do anything well..." then you will be killed! No, seriosuly, then other folks, tell them what they do that is a skills and special! Well, hope this post lasts, I think we all should know each other better, become more of a family! Except for those of you who have girlfriends, or wives in the boards, then being family might be nasty....

Ozius

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-22-2001 10:46:00 PM
I knock people down.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-22-2001 10:47:00 PM
I can pull my upper lip to my nostrils and keep it there by inhaling.

That's all I can think of because it's what I'm doing right now.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Ozimander
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posted 07-22-2001 10:50:00 PM
BlackMage, your very wise, have a wide variety of music to your liking and also are very cynical for comedic purposes.

JooJooLop, you can do that thing with yoru lip, so can I but, you've...um...been a good person on these boards and you like EarthBound so that rocks alot too.

Ozius

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Otku
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posted 07-22-2001 10:51:00 PM
i can somewhat cook..
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Schalaa Zeal
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posted 07-22-2001 10:52:00 PM
I can play through an entire RPG and be severely underlevelled and it'll be no big deal.

I can complete Chrono Trigger in under 20 hours.

I'm undefeated at Super Smash Brothers.

Oh...you meant like...REAL skills? I can fit my entire fist into my mouth.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-22-2001 10:52:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ozius The Unnlucky:
JooJooLop, you can do that thing with yoru lip, so can I but, you've...um...been a good person on these boards and you like EarthBound so that rocks alot too.

Been? Im not going anywhere.

At least I think I'm not.

...

Do you know something I don't and should?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Ozimander
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posted 07-22-2001 10:52:00 PM
Come on folks! Do not tell me God gifted me or something and the rest of you are shit, LIST SOME SKILLS! Otku, you must do MORE then cook! COME ON!

Ozius

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-22-2001 10:53:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ozius The Unnlucky:
BlackMage, your very wise, have a wide variety of music to your liking and also are very cynical for comedic purposes.

You fool! Do not point out my flaws!

Plots the demise of the Backstreet Boys, flinging way off topic



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Ozimander
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posted 07-22-2001 10:55:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by JooJooFlop:
Been? Im not going anywhere.

At least I think I'm not.

...

Do you know something I don't and should?


I can't speak for the future, you might go ape shit and kill a bunch of cirus folk....*whispers* They smell like cabbage *whispers*

Ozius

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 07-22-2001 10:58:00 PM
Sorry..cook... thats all I do
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Steven Steve
posted 07-22-2001 10:59:00 PM
- Martial arts (I just learn them quicker, and I am quite agile.)
- Running (Er... I run fast.)
- Jumping (I jump far.)
- Acrobatics (I can run along walls about 15 feet a la Matrix, run up walls, run up walls and do backflips off of them, do one-handed cartwheels, and various difficult spinning kicks in mid air a la the Bouncer.)
- Flexibility (Um... I am just flexible. I do cool stuff.)
- Muscle flexing (I am average, but I can make myself look so buff it is beyond not funny.)
- Intelligence (Got straight 4.0's last year.)
- Learning (I learn stuff fast.)
- Emotional passiveness (Er... Now I can completely control my emotions duhaahahahaha.)
- Fighting game expertise (I just seem to be good at fighting games... But not Tekken! Arrrr!)
- WPM (I am considered above average for my age... Gee I wonder why that is...)
- Endurance (I can endure stuff - physical tiredness, injury. Either that or I might just not get myself into situations where I get hurt.)
- Evasiveness (I can block, dodge, and counter a lot of stuff. I mean like I can block a roundhouse kick that could break someone's skull and not get hurt... I developed a special technique. Oh yeah, and I can dodge kicks that are too slow or not done in rapid succession.)
- Being a cool physical mofo (I don't know how this is, but it seems like people always tend to look up to me in situations requiring physical prowess.)
- Honesty (What that other guy said)
- Writing (")

[ 07-22-2001: Message edited by: Fazumzen Fastfist ]

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 07-22-2001 11:02:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Schalaa Zeal:

I'm undefeated at Super Smash Brothers.

Oh, I can Jigglypuff you to your doom!

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-22-2001 11:02:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Fazumzen Fastfist:
- Martial arts (I just learn them quicker, and I am quite agile.)
- Running (Er... I run fast.)
- Jumping (I jump far.)
- Acrobatics (I can run along walls about 15 feet a la Matrix, run up walls, run up walls and do backflips off of them, do one-handed cartwheels, and various difficult spinning kicks in mid air a la the Bouncer.)
- Flexibility (Um... I am just flexible. I do cool stuff.)
- Muscle flexing (I am average, but I can make myself look so buff it is beyond not funny.)
- Intelligence (Got straight 4.0's last year.)
- Learning (I learn stuff fast.)
- Emotional passiveness (Er... Now I can completely control my emotions duhaahahahaha.)
- Fighting game expertise (I just seem to be good at fighting games... But not Tekken! Arrrr!)
- WPM (I am considered above average for my age... Gee I wonder why that is...)
- Endurance (I can endure stuff - physical tiredness, injury. Either that or I might just not get myself into situations where I get hurt.)
- Evasiveness (I can block, dodge, and counter a lot of stuff. I mean like I can block a roundhouse kick that could break someone's skull and not get hurt... I developed a special technique. Oh yeah, and I can dodge kicks that are too slow or not done in rapid succession.)
- Being a cool physical mofo (I don't know how this is, but it seems like people always tend to look up to me in situations requiring physical prowess.)
- Honesty (What that other guy said)
- Writing (")
- Humility (I have none)

[ 07-22-2001: Message edited by: Fazumzen Fastfist ]

EDITED to make more sense. Still a joke though.

[ 07-22-2001: Message edited by: Black Mage ]



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So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Akiraiu Zenko
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posted 07-22-2001 11:02:00 PM
-I'm fairly good at throwing spears, axes, and knives.
-I'm a descent fencer, talented and unorthodox but lacking techinque.
-I'm not bad with polearms or maces.
-Some people say I can draw. Look at my sigpic and decide for yourself.

I can probably do some other stuff. I just don't feel very positive right now.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Ozimander
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posted 07-22-2001 11:03:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kinanik:
Oh, I can Jigglypuff you to your doom!

Come now, support her!

Ozius

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Steven Steve
posted 07-22-2001 11:04:00 PM
[Insert infamous "oops" post here]

[ 07-22-2001: Message edited by: Fazumzen Fastfist ]

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Schalaa Zeal
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posted 07-22-2001 11:05:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kinanik:
Oh, I can Jigglypuff you to your doom!

Kinanik, two words: P-K THUNDER!

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Ozimander
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posted 07-22-2001 11:05:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Prince Zephyr:
-I'm fairly good at throwing spears, axes, and knives.
-I'm a descent fencer, talented and unorthodox but lacking techinque.
-I'm not bad with polearms or maces.
-Some people say I can draw. Look at my sigpic and decide for yourself.

I can probably do some other stuff. I just don't feel very positive right now.


Fencing huh? If I lived near you (I.E. England right?) I'd challenge you! I love to fence!

Ozius

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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-22-2001 11:08:00 PM
I cause insanity wherever I go

Natural geek inclinations allow me to ponder "How would Linux run on this?" and be serious.

Geek inclinations also keep most people at distance because they don't understand me

I can burp really loudly.

I can kill people via flatulance.

I can bastardize the EIA/TIA-568a and b specifications in ways that would confuse most anyone

I can sleep for days on end or stay up for that long.

I'm sure there's more, but I'm kinda stuffed and bored after camping the Undead Jester and not seeing his ass......

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 07-22-2001 11:09:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ozius The Unnlucky:

Fencing huh? If I lived near you (I.E. England right?) I'd challenge you! I love to fence!

Ozius

*Blinkblink* England? Dear god, no, I wish! I dwell in the rotting bowels of Ohio.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-22-2001 11:09:00 PM
Uhhh...all right, just to be nice, Oz.

I sing. I'm usually placed first soprano in choirs. I play the trumpet too, although I'm only second chair in that.

I can write prose well, but poetry is beyond me. I'm really good at trivia, spelling and the like, and I was on those teams in high school. I'm pretty smart, and it's very easy for me to pick up new stuff, especially science related.

I'm honest and straight-forward. I don't really count those as skills as much as personality traits.

I can cook rather well, and it's something I enjoy.

Eh, that's all for now.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Steven Steve
posted 07-22-2001 11:11:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Prince Zephyr:
*Blinkblink* England? Dear god, no, I wish! I dwell in the rotting bowels of Ohio.

Heyyyyy Ohio! That's where my grandparents live! Believe me, as I assume you haven't been there, but England is much worse than Ohio in every way.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Ozimander
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posted 07-22-2001 11:11:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Lyinar:
Uhhh...all right, just to be nice, Oz.


................I'm hurt now.....

Ozius

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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 07-22-2001 11:12:00 PM
My skills:
Singing (people die)
Fairly agile, and have good aim, when I try
I can scoop ice cream
I can (Kinda) play the guitar
I can eat large amounts of food and not gain weight.
I can type fairly fast
I 0wnerize at Super Smash Brothers
I like to think of myself as intelligent
I have the ability to locate my brother's pressure points, therefore making him stop annoying me

that's aboot it

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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Ozimander
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posted 07-22-2001 11:13:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Prince Zephyr:
*Blinkblink* England? Dear god, no, I wish! I dwell in the rotting bowels of Ohio.

Yea, right next to England! And the Ocean of Tears is close to Connecticut, so maybe I could fly over and we cold go to Rubi-Ka?

Ozius

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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 07-22-2001 11:13:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Schalaa Zeal:
Kinanik, two words: P-K THUNDER!

GAH! NESS IS EVIL! AHH!

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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Lashanna
noob
posted 07-22-2001 11:15:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Schalaa Zeal:
Oh...you meant like...REAL skills? I can fit my entire fist into my mouth.

You know, they have jobs for women who can do that sort of thing....

*feels dirty*

* Lashanna has gained 10 points of Sin!

I can tie cherry stems in knots with my tongue.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 07-22-2001 11:16:00 PM
I can out talk anyone I have met,

I seem to be good at math,

and I'm be good with my hands

Veni, vidi, vici
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Ozimander
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posted 07-22-2001 11:16:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Lashanna:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Schalaa Zeal:
[qb]Oh...you meant like...REAL skills? I can fit my entire fist into my mouth.

You know, they have jobs for women who can do that sort of thing....

*feels dirty*

* Lashanna has gained 10 points of Sin!

I can tie cherry stems in knots with my tongue.[/QB][/QUOTE]

*drools.................................ALOT*

Ozius

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Steven Steve
posted 07-22-2001 11:17:00 PM
I can yell "MAKANKOSAPPO," "KAME HAME HA," or "FINAL FLASH" really loud without being embarrassed.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 07-22-2001 11:18:00 PM
Hey, I'm bragging about myself for you, Oz. And I'm doing it to be nice and post to your thread.

So :P


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 07-22-2001 11:18:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Fazumzen Fastfist:
I can yell "MAKANKOSAPPO," "KAME HAME HA," or "FINAL FLASH" really loud without being embarrassed.

*shoots Faz in the foot*
That is all

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 07-22-2001 11:19:00 PM
Continuing Death Death Missles!
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 07-22-2001 11:20:00 PM
I can recall funny quotes.

quote:
m a Jeopardy! Skit on SNL (The one Lucy Liu hosted, one of the cristmas ones)
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'Sean Connery' "I'll take anal bum cover for 300."
'Alex': "ister Connery, it says an album cover."
'Sean Connery': "I can read, Alex! It says anal bum cover! I spent five years looking for an anal bum cover, and never found one!"
'Alex': "...You lead a disturbing life."
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'Alex': "For 300, what is the colour of the Beatles' White album?"
'Catherine Zeta Jones': "What is The Beatles?"
'Alex': "The question is, what was the colour of the white album?"
'Catherine Zeta Jones': "Really, what is The Beatles? I've never heard of them!"
'Alex': "Robin Williams?"
'Robin': "Well, if it was the Volkswagon Beetles, they'd be all like, 'vroom, vroom...'"
'Alex': "For the love of God, shut your mouth."
____________
'Alex': "Now, for the next... Aw, hell, since you three are so stupid, I'm just gonna move on to Final Jeopardy!. You'll each be able to ask yourselves YOUR OWN questions. There is no way you can get this wrong. Ready?"
*music starts, contestants write their questions*
'Alex': "Okay, we'll start with Mr. Williams... Who hasn't written anything because he stuck his pen through his own hand."
__________
(On to the rest...)
'Alex': "Catherine, what did you ask yourself? ...What sound does a doggy make? And your answer?"
*Question marks appear on her screen*
'Alex': "You couldn't even answer your own question."
'Catherine': "But it was so hard!"
___________
'Alex': "Now, hopefully, Sean, you have some intelligence. What'd you ask yourself?"
*Part of a picture appears on Sean's screen*
'Alex': "Oh... I know what this is. It's a horse having sex with me."
'Sean Connery': "Oh, come on, Alex, let the people see the rest of my artwork!"
____________
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Schalaa Zeal
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posted 07-22-2001 11:20:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Fazumzen Fastfist:
I can yell "MAKANKOSAPPO," "KAME HAME HA," or "FINAL FLASH" really loud without being embarrassed.

I can yell "ULTRA PARFAIT PUNCH" really loud without being embarrassed. Chibi Trunks' moves r0xx0r

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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 07-22-2001 11:20:00 PM
I can sing
I have physical prowess
I have a long tongue
I can run fairly fast
I can jump
I can KARATE YOU!!!!!
I can cook
I can play drums
I am too damn cheerful *and it pissed Kloie and Suddar all to hell! BWAHAHAHAH! BUNNIES AND SUNSHINE!*
I ain't no conformist, I just act like everyone else out of my own free will
I am told I am a pimp, but don't really see it (maybe it is because a whole lotta bitches hang around me)

Well, it all balances out.

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Ozimander
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posted 07-22-2001 11:21:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Lyinar:
Hey, I'm bragging about myself for you, Oz. And I'm doing it to be nice and post to your thread.

So :P


I post in your threads. I am sad when you leave, I am happy when you return! I like you and Deth, I'm old school. Just a little respect? Why do I have to be with the newbies always! Not SO old school but pretty DARN old school! Do I smell or something? Do I look hideious? Why am I the person that kills chat and the person who can't have posts fro Lyinar or Deth or anyone ELSE old school! Not fair! Not fair at all.


*is semi-serious, but reply is not meant to offend*

Ozius

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 07-22-2001 11:21:00 PM
Continuing Death Death Missles...?
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Schalaa Zeal
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posted 07-22-2001 11:23:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Otku:
Continuing Death Death Missles...?

RENZOKU SHINE SHINE MISSILES!

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