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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-04-2008 03:06:32 PM
Can't we all just get along?
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-04-2008 03:58:55 PM
BUTTSEX TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT (of buttsex)
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Steven Steve
posted 12-04-2008 03:59:29 PM
"I'll kill you all" - Kamiyama
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-04-2008 06:14:44 PM
The Summer of Stalwart Steve

She proclaimed that he was not nearly sensitive enough,
A lady of her qualities must have a gentleman to match,
After all.

And in response he leapt upon a rock and howled to the moon,
Arced golden serpents of urine to paint the sky his foul color,
Because.

"I am master of the seductive arts," he did scream to the world,
"And a gentleman of excessive quality. Who among you dares to resist?"
None.

And he turned to her to see her sobbing upon the earth,
And his heart was unmoved by pity as he spat upon her,
Merry Christmas, Stalwart Steve.

Steven Steve
posted 12-04-2008 08:24:06 PM
That's not true! I'm more sensitive than most people will ever know!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Steven Steve
posted 12-04-2008 08:27:46 PM
Also Blindy, Parcelan was referring to the fact that you're completely oblivious that your wife has already cheated on you thrice.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-04-2008 08:48:33 PM
Yeah but she cheated on me with another hot redheaded girl and I'm OK with that.
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 12-04-2008 10:23:53 PM
quote:
Blindy. posted

Yeah but she cheated on me with another hot redheaded girl and I'm OK with that.


It's only OK if you were in the same room.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 12-05-2008 01:57:43 AM
very happy in my relationship.

stuff in common is wonderful, highly recommend that.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-05-2008 07:47:36 AM
quote:
If Alidane was a glacier, they'd be a fast one:
It's only OK if you were in the same room.

I got video.

Steven Steve
posted 12-05-2008 10:26:42 AM
quote:
Trent painfully thought these words up:
very happy in my relationship.

stuff in common is wonderful, highly recommend that.


The only thing I have in common with women is the desire to FUCK

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-05-2008 11:22:27 AM
quote:
Steven Steve still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
The only thing I have in common with women is the desire to FUCK

You missed a golden opportunity for an autofellatio joke there.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Steven Steve
posted 12-05-2008 01:22:29 PM
I'm too old for that now
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-05-2008 02:44:06 PM
Bull shit.
Steven Steve
posted 12-05-2008 02:50:39 PM
Just joking, I've been getting younger since I was born (except for gray hairs and scar tissue and things of that sort)
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Suddar
posted 12-06-2008 05:12:46 PM
I've been living with my girl for uhh, two years I think. Jesus christ.

We get along really well and have a lot of fun together, so I would say I'm pretty happy.

Doomjudge
Pancake
posted 12-06-2008 08:28:17 PM
I'd be currently in a relationship, though I'm going to end it soon. I'm in a job where I'm travelling alot (currently lounging around a Poland hotel room, then back to Hungary, then off to Mexico, and I haven't been home since middle of October) and I just don't have time to invest into the relationship anymore...
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 12-10-2008 06:15:08 PM
I'm single and am just starting to get into the dating game after spending the past two and a half-years converting myself from a slovenly lardass to an only-sloppy ex-hambeast. Mostly at the realization that if I ended up like Mightion I'd have to go eat a bullet.

Overall I'm happy doing what I'm doing ie lots of college, working out, partying, and doing Atheist things. Being in a relationship would be pretty fucking sweet, but I'm not dying without it.

Dr. Gee fucked around with this message on 12-10-2008 at 06:15 PM.

Zair
The Imp
posted 12-10-2008 06:19:14 PM
quote:
This one time, at Dr. Gee camp:
doing Atheist things..

Steven Steve
posted 12-10-2008 06:38:36 PM
science
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 12-11-2008 07:15:32 PM
Happily single, and staying that way.... unless some troll woman comes up and knocks me out from behind so she can drag me to the Justice of the Peace...
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 12-12-2008 01:13:18 AM
quote:
Zair had this to say about (_|_):

I'm an officer in the Atheist club at the University of California Irvine.

I'm the dude with curly hair holding the sign in the pictures on that page and who's introducing Lori Lippman Brown.

Dr. Gee fucked around with this message on 12-12-2008 at 01:13 AM.

Zair
The Imp
posted 12-12-2008 01:17:10 AM
quote:
Verily, Dr. Gee doth proclaim:
I'm an officer in the Atheist club at the University of California Irvine.

I'm the dude with curly hair holding the sign in the pictures on that page and who's introducing Lori Lippman Brown.


Cool

The atheist club at my college had James Randi give a lecture last year.

James Randi is awesome.

edit: his $1 million dollar challenge for proof of the paranormal or supernatural is still going too

Zair fucked around with this message on 12-12-2008 at 01:19 AM.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 12-12-2008 01:24:17 AM
I was at the Atheist Alliance International conference this year and it was a blast to hear the speakers there. PZ Myers and Michael Shermer both spoke and it was great.

Being a part of the atheist community in Orange County has been a blast. It's nice to actually say I'm part of a social community that has some meaning outside of "hur internets."

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-12-2008 01:57:00 AM
Is being a smug perpetual virgin part of the charter or just a side benefit?
Steven Steve
posted 12-12-2008 01:57:01 AM
An update. I am currently making some progress with a lovely young lady. However I am beckoned to a family trip to Hawaii. Holy fuck. And I just met her. She's a sweet little poopsie woopsie. More updates to come? I'll be gone for weeks anyway.

Oh yeah and we were meant to go to a tea bar in Portland today but she got sick. Shit. I still talked to her most of the day anyway.

Steven Steve fucked around with this message on 12-12-2008 at 01:59 AM.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

nem-x
posted 12-12-2008 02:35:18 AM
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-12-2008 08:29:29 AM
she's crazy dude run for it1
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-12-2008 08:32:16 AM
It kind of makes you wonder if crazy women turned Steve into the misogynist sociopath he is today or if it was that that turned the women crazy.

If you actually wonder that, though, I will punch you.

Steven Steve
posted 12-12-2008 09:26:21 AM
Almost everything Parcelan says about me is in essence correct somehow (except the time recently when he inadvertently called me a fag).
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Steven Steve
posted 12-12-2008 09:27:24 AM
And for clarification it's MY family trip ha ha, she's not inviting me to a trip in Hawaii for Christ's sakes. This girl's sanity is perfectly nominal although she seems a bit shy.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-12-2008 11:18:35 AM
She's intimidated by your muscles and horrendous rage. You should placate and seduce her with a rousing, sensual branle.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-12-2008 11:24:42 AM
One does not simply branle into mordor!
Steven Steve
posted 12-12-2008 12:09:08 PM
I dunno brah I think some branle might be in order after I come back but DAYM there ain't gonna be no branle for like the next two weeks. And then it's ON my motha fuckas
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Skaw
posted 12-12-2008 11:41:52 PM
The shadow from Kenshiros lower lip makes it look like he's whistling.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 12-13-2008 02:24:58 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Skaw:
The shadow from Kenshiros lower lip makes it look like he's whistling.

You are now imagining Kenshiro whistling the theme song from the Andy Griffith Show.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Blackened
posted 12-18-2008 06:16:27 PM
9 months.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Nina
posted 12-18-2008 06:33:04 PM
you got a girl pregnant

good job

Greenlit
posted 12-18-2008 06:46:26 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Blackened stammered:
9 months.

Was that over on the west coast because I do not recognize the background

Skaw
posted 12-18-2008 07:42:56 PM
What kind of weird woman digs albinos.
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