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Topic: What the hell? Part 2 Attn: Bindy
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-25-2007 02:02:17 AM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabbits doth run and play while Skaw gently hums:
solve it FACE TO FACE

over a web forum


If I ever decide to fuck with your real life, you'll know who's doing it. You morons really are slow.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 08-25-2007 10:44:22 AM
It would be a quiet day.

Maybe like today.

You'd be sitting on your porch, sipping some mint julep.

The Derby Times in your hands would catch a sudden wind. For just a moment, you would wonder where a gust like that would come from on such a calm day.

THEN YOUR WORLD WOULD EXPLODE.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-25-2007 04:44:19 PM
quote:
So quoth Bloodsage:
If I ever decide to fuck with your real life, you'll know who's doing it. You morons really are slow.

itg

Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-25-2007 07:26:50 PM
quote:
Oh Mr. Gainsborough. Oh Mr. Gainsborough! Oh Mr. Gainsborough!!;
itg

expand this abbreviation

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-25-2007 08:05:36 PM
Internet Tough Guy?
nem-x
posted 08-25-2007 10:43:48 PM
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-25-2007 10:59:05 PM
She got a boob job, right?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-26-2007 03:07:02 AM
quote:
Bent over the coffee table, Mr. Gainsborough squealed:
itg

Damn--you caught me. I'm really a trembling, socially inept 16-year-old girl who's created a bolder identity in order to escape the seething hell my of nerdy passive-aggressive cowardice. Go you.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

nem-x
posted 08-26-2007 03:13:31 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Bloodsage said:
Damn--you caught me. I'm really a trembling, socially inept 16-year-old girl who's created a bolder identity in order to escape the seething hell my of nerdy passive-aggressive cowardice. Go you.

nudes plz

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-26-2007 06:34:43 AM
Willias, Sages comment of "One doesn't ..." is a, sorry sage, "older" way of saying one should not do something.


Also, why are you people so caught up on people using words and phrases that are, if taken completely literally, absurd? Obviously no one is going to go face to face. All Sage was repeatedly referring to was not skulking about it and claiming the "HA I FUCKED YOU OVER" award to the guys face after/during the aforementioned fucking with.

Still, I think this thread proves Gabes Internet Fuckwad Theory.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 08-26-2007 03:47:26 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on nem-x!

I knew this thread would get good eventually

Maradon!
posted 08-26-2007 04:15:10 PM

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 08-26-2007 at 04:15 PM.

nem-x
posted 08-26-2007 04:47:44 PM
thats what she gets for being chubby
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-27-2007 09:52:42 AM
This thread needs to be retagged as a flame thread. That seems to be the only thing here, and I would hate to violate the rules in order to provide an honest response to some slanderous statements made about me, which happen to also violate the rules if this isn't a flame thread.
Steven Steve
posted 08-27-2007 09:55:48 AM
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Greenlit
posted 08-27-2007 10:14:51 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent `Doc said:
This thread needs to be retagged as a flame thread. That seems to be the only thing here, and I would hate to violate the rules in order to provide an honest response to some slanderous statements made about me, which happen to also violate the rules if this isn't a flame thread.

Stop being such a bitch.

I know it's hard to buck some twenty plus years of conditioning and behavior, but seriously. Stop being such a bitch.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-27-2007 10:29:37 AM
quote:
Roll the dice to see if Greenlit is getting drunk!
Stop being such a bitch.

I know it's hard to buck some twenty plus years of conditioning and behavior, but seriously. Stop being such a bitch.


Not like this really meets your request, but fine.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan tried to speak while giving himself a blowjob, and this shit came out:
Certain parties have expressed concern over past events which you were responsible for or participated in that may have compromised EC's ability to claim that it is not a home to pedophile sociopaths.
quote:
Roll the dice to see if Mr. Parcelan is getting drunk!
He fits a profile and I can't take the chance of him getting us in trouble like Kekvit did, which 'Doc, I believe, was a good friend of.
Addressing this little comment specifically, no, Kekvit and I weren't friends, nor were we enemies. The only thing I knew about him from the little direct conversation we had was that he wasn't creative. For the most part, I tended to ignore him, but gave him the benefit of the doubt.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan really knows where their towel is...
I'm speculating.
No, you're being stupid. Speculating involves some degree of rational thought.
quote:
The thing is, when you attack Doc's posts, or what little there is of them, he doesn't understand.
Or maybe I just ignore it because it always comes from the same people.

I rarely start new topics because the few contributions that would still be worthwhile are things I don't want to share with people who would just ruin them. There's no reason for me to add myself to the list of people who use this forum as a personal blog. I don't visit many other forums, so I don't see the usual trendy stuff before it's posted here. My only recent topic was a semi-random youtube, which I figured people might find humorously stupid. They decided it wasn't. I'm fine with that. Maybe I should have indicated my intentions more clearly, but I doubt it would've mattered.

Generally when I reply, it's because I have something to contribute that might be worthwhile. If it is, then it's good, and if it isn't, then it doesn't hurt anybody. Anyone who doesn't care about what I say has always been free to ignore it. You've said the same thing to the community at large about people who've done much worse. From the general response of the community, I'm aware that my contributions haven't been as useful or helpful as they were in the very beginning. That doesn't mean I need to stop making them. It just means I don't get very enthusiastic about them, because it isn't worth the effort. Sadly, some of the people who might actually benefit from my presence have allowed your views of me to skew their own.

It isn't as if you or your closest buddies have been the shining examples of peace and love, and I don't expect that to change. I've been through times when I wasn't exactly a pillar of the community, and for whatever reason you've decided to make a skewed perspective of my worst moments into your permanent view of me. I see that as shortsighted and narrowminded, but again, I don't expect it to change. Your personality is what it is. Rather than argue the point, I generally just accept it, and hope you'll at least be a creative jack .

quote:
Roll the dice to see if Mr. Gainsborough is getting drunk!
give it a rest. doc is a retard, not a pedopath or w/e
Not exactly a complement, but at least you're being straightforward. I could say more, but there wouldn't be much point. It's not like my opinion would matter to you, and I've ranted quite enough already in this post.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Steven Steve
posted 08-27-2007 10:47:40 AM
quote:
`Doc thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Not exactly a complement, but at least you're being straightforward. I could say more, but there wouldn't be much point. It's not like my opinion would matter to you, and I've ranted quite enough already in this post.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-27-2007 11:05:03 AM
quote:
Roll the dice to see if Stalwart Steve is getting drunk!
[xIMG]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/198/442584254_87e84cb6d9.jpg[/IMG]
Dude, I just got accused of being a pedo. Don't post that shit.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-27-2007 11:08:47 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when `Doc wrote:
Dude, I just got accused of being a pedo. Don't post that shit.

Don't wanna be seen with your "hand in the cookie jar" as they say?

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-27-2007 11:17:15 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough is attacking the darkness!
Don't wanna be seen with your "hand in the cookie jar" as they say?
It's something like that, except that I'd be sitting on the couch watching TV when someone throws the cookie jar at me while the person on TV is stealing cookies.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-27-2007 11:48:07 AM
HOLY SHIT IT'S AN ARCH-VILE
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Steven Steve
posted 08-27-2007 11:51:31 AM
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-27-2007 12:06:52 PM
Struck a nerve.

Impending "nuh uh"/puppetmaster defense.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-27-2007 12:12:06 PM
quote:
See, your Mr. Parcelan means your hair. So technically it's true.
Struck a nerve.
Yes you did. So did Steve, though I doubt he did it on purpose. He doesn't strike me as that type of person.
quote:
Impending "nuh uh"/puppetmaster defense.
Is this where I'm supposed to blame you for something? I think I covered that already. Or are you just saying you're working on a longer post?
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-27-2007 12:16:47 PM
Please leave and never return.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-27-2007 12:32:58 PM
Failing that, tell me what Carl Winslow means to you.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-27-2007 12:35:03 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan impressed everyone with:
Please leave and never return.

That cop from Die Hard like Twinkies, not donuts. Yet your avatar as him with donuts. Therefore I find everything you've ever psoted ot be a farce. A FARCE!

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-27-2007 12:36:01 PM
quote:
Gydyon had this to say about John Romero:
That cop from Die Hard like Twinkies, not donuts. Yet your avatar as him with donuts. Therefore I find everything you've ever psoted ot be a farce. A FARCE!

Carl Winslow was a cop in Chicago. He liked Donuts a whole lot.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-27-2007 12:49:06 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Mr. Parcelan said this:
Carl Winslow was a cop in Chicago. He liked Donuts a whole lot.

Well played sir.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Greenlit
posted 08-27-2007 01:00:26 PM
Donuts were the vice of choice of Dennis Franz's character in Die Hard 2.

It likely is a conundrum.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-27-2007 01:13:33 PM
I prefer Sergeant Al Powell to Carl Winslow, myself. Ironically, Powell blows away someone named Karl at the end of Die Hard.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Steven Steve
posted 08-27-2007 01:52:19 PM
Actually Murdoc, I was just seeing if I could recreate that one time where nem-x was just posting up pictures on IRC and made Azizza or whoever cry, except I would be nem-x and you would be Azizza
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-27-2007 02:27:31 PM
I'm not sure which is worse: that a dude cried about something that happened on the internet, or that he admitted it.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Steven Steve
posted 08-27-2007 02:44:58 PM
Well actually both are hilarious but the fact that he cried in the first place is "worse"
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-27-2007 02:47:11 PM
quote:
Bloodsage's account was hax0red to write:
I'm not sure which is worse: that a dude cried about something that happened on the internet, or that he admitted it.

Don't forget that Mightion also copped to it.

Ironically, the only one that managed to hold it in until he was drunk was Azymyth, making him the most masculine of the three.

Greenlit
posted 08-27-2007 02:56:42 PM
Let's just call them all faggots and leave it at that because we've been down this road so many times it's gonna need to be repaved.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-27-2007 03:14:20 PM
Tiptoe
through the tulips
Steven Steve
posted 08-27-2007 03:45:18 PM
quote:
Greenlit was listening to Cher while typing:
Let's just call them all faggots and leave it at that because we've been down this road so many times it's gonna need to be repaved.

I believe we felt something coming down from the greenish moon, for
when we began to depend on its light we drifted into curious
involuntary marching formations and seemed to know our destinations
though we dared not think of them. Once we looked at the pavement and
found the blocks loose and displaced by grass, with scarce a line of
rusted metal to shew where the tramways had run. And again we saw a
tram-car, lone, windowless, dilapidated, and almost on its side. When
we gazed around the horizon, we could not find the third tower by the
river, and noticed that the silhouette of the second tower was ragged
at the top.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-27-2007 03:57:33 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
Don't forget that Mightion also copped to it.

Ironically, the only one that managed to hold it in until he was drunk was Azymyth, making him the most masculine of the three.


Azymyth is a dude?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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