"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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This one time, at band camp, Stalwart Steve said:
Like the URL of your wedding invitation you and your wife's real names, real addresses, the fact that you were getting married, etc.
1) The URL was part of the design I was asking to be critiqued in creative convention. You'll notice I'm not an idiot and made sure the site I ended up using was registered and owned by me before paying to have the things printed. I also didn't go with that design because it was too gothy.
2) Our (full) real names were posted on the internet by the news paper she put the engagement announcement in, not by me. She didn't request this, they just did it.
3) We never posted our real addresses.
4) What I'm not supposed to talk about what's going on in my life with people I've been bullshitting with for 6 years? What kind of crap is that?
My only mistake was posting the critique request on creative convention. I didn't think that sub forum had the audience to be worried about something like this happening. Most of the posters there seem pretty professionally oriented, at least in the threads I've read. Blindy. fucked around with this message on 08-23-2007 at 10:00 PM.
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Verily, Maradon! doth proclaim:
I laughed far too hard at this.
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Delphi Aegis impressed everyone with:
I laughed far too hard at this.
gb2gaia
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Mr. Gainsborough attempted to be funny by writing:
Shit, that's why America's Funniest Home Videos was made. Sure, I wouldn't laugh if I got hit in the nuts with a baseball bat, but it's fucking funny when it happens to someone else.
I was taking a shit at work the other day, and I was overcome with the immense urge to start singing the old theme song to America's Funniest Home Videos. You know, for the old Bob Saget seasons. After I finished up (sang it about two times, I'm a speed shitter), I was greeted by a very bemused doctor who was no longer certain she wanted to employ me.
It was the best part of my week.
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Kirjath wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Why does it matter if you know my name if none of you know me?
Because if someone asks me who's the biggest douchebag I know of, I want to be able to give them a real name, not "some jackhole on the internet".
And Gains, since you so heartily approve of what he did and find it so entertaining, maybe you'd care to offer up your real life (such as it is) to provide us further entertainment.
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Callalron enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
And Gains, since you so heartily approve of what he did and find it so entertaining, maybe you'd care to offer up your real life (such as it is) to provide us further entertainment.
See, I'm not a fucking retard like Blindy is.
Think of it as a sacrafice in the name of art. As a rule, I try not derive any personal pleasure out of the misfortune of others, but in this case, I'd be willing to make an exception. In the name of art, that is.
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ACES! Another post by Callalron:
Ah, so it's only funny and entertaining when it doesn't happen to you. Gotcha.Think of it as a sacrafice in the name of art. As a rule, I try not derive any personal pleasure out of the misfortune of others, but in this case, I'd be willing to make an exception. In the name of art, that is.
Hahaha, wait ...what does that have to do with my post?
I ALREADY SAID that sure it wouldn't be funny if it happened to me. But, I also said I wasn't stupid enough to put private info I don't want people fucking with online.
For a dude pushing 60 you think you'd know how to read by now.
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A) Why reveal yourself now?
I was clearing out my email and noticed the domain registration. I couldn't remember what it was for so I googled it and that thread came up.
quote:I think "former" means first, which would be EC. I'm EC, though I do have an SA account. Just don't go there much.
B) Are you from EC or SA? And if it's the former (more than likely), why post here?
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Kirjath wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I think "former" means first, which would be EC. I'm EC, though I do have an SA account. Just don't go there much.
lol got caught up in so much ROUSING DEBATE that i didn't see a brain fart 
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Bloodsage had this to say about Knight Rider:
So you're just some lame moron who gets his kicks pretending he's somebody by trying to fuck people over anonymously. Aren't you so cool? I don't give a fuck who you are, dipshit, but why don't you have the balls to let the person you're trying to screw over know who's behind the oh-so-brilliant plan?
How am I anonymous? The domain info isn't private, I've given out my name, and my IP isn't masked behind a proxy. I don't know any of you in real life, so I'm not sure what else you would want me to do to not be "anonymous." You're kind of dumb.
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Bloodsage painfully thought these words up:
One doesn't fuck with people's real lives just because, in a fit nerd rage, one decides one doesn't like someone on the internet. If he hasn't got the spine to stand up and face the person he's trying to fuck, he's a coward and scum worse than Blindy ever could be.
Lol, it wasn't nerd rage. It was just to entertain myself. I'm not trying to "destroy" his wedding. I could not care less. I just saw the invite and thought it was really gay. What do you want me to do to "stand up and face him?" This is the Internet, do you want me to come to his house and challenge him to a fight? You seem to be into this more than I am. Since he didn't send out the invite, I don't even care anymore and will give up the domain if it's easy to transfer and doesn't take more than a few minutes for me to do.
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`Doc had this to say about Pirotess:
Because if he actually managed to screw up the wedding, he'd be liable for some pretty substantial monetary damages. Weddings ain't cheap.
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Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
lol got caught up in so much ROUSING DEBATE that i didn't see a brain fart
I never knew which was which for most of my life so now I only figure it out by associating the "f" in "former" with "first."
Also, I lied. I'm from Helldump. I don't know what Evercrest is although I assume it's something involving Everquest.
And I just changed http://www.tom-and-jen.com again since bindy didn't flip out like some of you would have (bloodsage) and didn't make a big deal about it. I'm done with that URL and doubt I'll come back to this thread. I still think that web site is fucking ridiculous and proposing at a steakhouse is lame. Also, you need to lose 20 lbs before your wedding and your fiancee needs to lose at least 7. Later. Kirjath fucked around with this message on 08-24-2007 at 02:09 PM.
stop posting
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Kirjath had this to say about Duck Tales:
Also, I lied. I'm from Helldump. I don't know what Evercrest is although I assume it's something involving Everquest.
make up your mind :V
Prepare for pistols at dawn or gentlemanly swordfights or something.
quote:In order to be libel, I'd need to be blaming something on you that you didn't actually admit to doing. In order to be liable, you'd simply need to have done it and caused damage in the process. Did you cause damage? I dunno. Did you admit to doing it? Yes, you did.
Kirjath is attacking the darkness!
Holy shit there are some retards here. I forgot how many armchair lawyers there were on the Internet. Also, if you keep libeling me I am going to e-sue you.
But since you expect never to return to read this post, I probably should have written it in third person.
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How.... `Doc.... uughhhhhh:
In order to be libel, I'd need to be blaming something on you that you didn't actually admit to doing. In order to be liable, you'd simply need to have done it and caused damage in the process. Did you cause damage? I dunno. Did you admit to doing it? Yes, you did.But since you expect never to return to read this post, I probably should have written it in third person.
I'm not sure you grasp this internet thing.
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ACES! Another post by Mortious:
Bloodsage is just, like, from an old generation.Prepare for pistols at dawn or gentlemanly swordfights or something.
Nah, it think it would be more along the lines of live ordnance "accidently" falling off patrolling aircraft, and magically finding their way to someone's front yard. Or something.
But seriously, "lol internet" is hardly an excuse for vaccuous morality and downright asshattery. An asshole by any other name is still an asshole. And the fact that he spent money to make fun of someone he doesn't even know just makes it all the more pathetic. Just a hint: Shit-forum goons don't have the highest credibility when insulting other people's social acceptability.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Demos said:
Nah, it think it would be more along the lines of live ordnance "accidently" falling off patrolling aircraft, and magically finding their way to someone's front yard. Or something.
being an internet tough guy for someone else is even more lol internet than this whole ordeal
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Kirjath had this to say about John Romero:
proposing at a steakhouse
wat
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I bet you never expected nem-x to say:
wat
Apparently taking your girlfriend out to a nice formal restaurant overlooking the entire city to propose is lame, or something. I suppose doing it at twilight and reserving a table that is at the corner of the windowed overhang with a 270 degree view of the skyline is down right fagotty.
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Verily, the chocolate bunny rabbits doth run and play while Mortious gently hums:
Bloodsage is just, like, from an old generation.Prepare for pistols at dawn or gentlemanly swordfights or something.
No, it's just that when I have a beef with someone, I've got the balls to solve it face-to-face instead of through some anonymous act of neurotic passive-aggressive cowardice.
Although pistols or swords would do in a pinch. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
quote:It doesn't help that I only got 3 hours of sleep last night, and had to skip lunch three days this week.
Ninety-nine bottles of Mr. Parcelan on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Mr. Parcelan...
I'm not sure you grasp this internet thing.
Though you probably meant in general.
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`Doc loves Parcelan like a fat kid loves cake
It doesn't help that I only got 3 hours of sleep last night, and had to skip lunch three days this week.Though you probably meant in general.
Do you ever think it's possible you were born without the ability to understand people at all?
If you answer anything but honestly, I'll ban you.
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So quoth Bloodsage:
No, it's just that when I have a beef with someone, I've got the balls to solve it face-to-face instead of through some anonymous act of neurotic passive-aggressive cowardice.
where's your webcam feed? 
edit - some quote formats just look ugly i guess Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 08-24-2007 at 04:57 PM.
over a web forum
quote:Presuming this isn't one of those stupid word games...
Ninety-nine bottles of Mr. Parcelan on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Mr. Parcelan...
Do you ever think it's possible you were born without the ability to understand people at all?If you answer anything but honestly, I'll ban you.
I can actually get a pretty good read on a person's nature (whether someone's a nice person or an ass), but have difficulty recognizing momentary states (such as sarcasm). Text-based environments (such as this place) tend to exaggerate both of these aspects; people express themselves more openly, but hastily-written text suffers from a distinct lack of vocal inflections.
Is there a reason you're suddenly so interested in drawing my presence to the forefront? Most people who don't like me find it much easier just to not respond.
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`Doc had this to say about (_|_):
Is there a reason you're suddenly so interested in drawing my presence to the forefront? Most people who don't like me find it much easier just to not respond.
that's because most people realize that you don't know what you're talking about and aren't worth conversing with
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`Doc Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Is there a reason you're suddenly so interested in drawing my presence to the forefront? Most people who don't like me find it much easier just to not respond.
Certain parties have expressed concern over past events which you were responsible for or participated in that may have compromised EC's ability to claim that it is not a home to pedophile sociopaths.
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Certain parties have expressed concern over past events which you were responsible for or participated in that may have compromised EC's ability to claim that it is not a home to pedophile sociopaths.
give it a rest. doc is a retard, not a pedopath or w/e
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Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Punky Brewster:
give it a rest. doc is a retard, not a pedopath or w/e
I can't be sure of that.
He doesn't have any ability to connect with people or express himself in any coherent fashion, but he tries way too hard for social acceptance, often to the point of alienating those around him. He fits a profile and I can't take the chance of him getting us in trouble like Kekvit did, which 'Doc, I believe, was a good friend of.
If he undergoes psychiatric evaluation and gets a registered therapist to vouch for him, then sure.
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Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
parce stuff
Why can't you attack people any more based on the content of their posts (which isn't very hard in Doc's case) rather than attacking a non-existant (or maybe who knows) real life problem that they have?
You know I'm on yo side bro, but take a different angle. This schtick is gettin' old and you say the same psycho pedo thing about everyone you hate. Most of the people are downright retarded whenever they "show their faces" (as Bloodsage would say ohoho), so why can't you just attack that?
The thing is, when you attack Doc's posts, or what little there is of them, he doesn't understand. He can't comprehend it, like Kennatsu; they're both rather sub-human in that they can't understand if a person doesn't like them.
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nem-x had this to say about Pirotess:
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