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So quoth Vallo:
So, here is the fruit of my labor. Quite frankly, this fruit was not as tasty as I was hoping.

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That's because you're retarded

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Peanut butter ass Shaq Stalwart Steve booooze lime pole over bench lick:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Suchiiben/heyzeus.jpg

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I wish I was that dude.

(also bald)

But otherwise yes

Stalwart Steve fucked around with this message on 08-18-2007 at 12:26 PM.

sucks

Session Start (baddreamgirl:azreal0864): Sat Aug 18 04:37:45 2007
[04:37] azreal0864: Hi, a friend of mine linked me to your deviantART account and I just wanted to say, not only are you a talented artist who seems to have the right mindset for art in general but you also sound like a really cool person.
[04:37] baddreamgirl: uh, thanks o.o
[04:38] baddreamgirl: I'm really not very good, I have a long way to go, heh
[04:39] azreal0864: Well, while the art isn't exactly the best ever created it does show alot of quality in how things generally seem to flow from brain to pad
[04:39] baddreamgirl: heh, i see
[04:39] baddreamgirl: so...what are you doing online at 4:30 am? or do you live in australia or something
[04:40] azreal0864: It's 7:40 am for me, I live in Florida
[04:40] azreal0864: I also work graveyard
[04:40] baddreamgirl: that's still early >.<
[04:40] baddreamgirl: aaahhh...
[04:40] baddreamgirl: yeah...2 hours to go. *yawn*
[04:40] azreal0864: So it's mid-evening as far as I'm concerned
[04:40] baddreamgirl: heh I crash as soon as I get off.
[04:40] azreal0864: I've always found it hard to sleep until I hit the gym for the day
[04:40] baddreamgirl: but i only work night audit one night, so it's not worth rerouting my entire schedule
[04:41] baddreamgirl: the gym...i want to go to a gym, but I never get around to it <<
[04:41] baddreamgirl: I have ddr >> that's kind of gym-like <
[04:41] azreal0864: Hehe, I love DDR.
[04:41] baddreamgirl: so this friend of yours, does he/she have a da site?
[04:41] baddreamgirl: i miss my foam pats
[04:41] baddreamgirl: er pads
[04:41] baddreamgirl: they're in florida with my old roommate, and myt cats x.x
[04:41] baddreamgirl: heheh go to sarasota and strangle an angel for me, will you <<
[04:42] azreal0864: My friend is apparently your old room mate, Geeorn. I know him only loosely
[04:42] baddreamgirl: oh...alex
[04:42] baddreamgirl: i owe him money >.< so poor
[04:42] azreal0864: Haha, so I've heard
[04:42] baddreamgirl: well you can tell him i'm getting a second job x.x
[04:42] azreal0864: I know how you feel though, what with the being poor
[04:42] baddreamgirl: two jobs and fulltime school, wee
[04:42] baddreamgirl: oh wait, i remember your name now
[04:42] baddreamgirl: you're from evercrest
[04:43] azreal0864: This is correct
[04:43] baddreamgirl: i was trying to remember why azreal looked familiar, figured it's just a stereotypical online name, haha
[04:43] baddreamgirl: ...*yawn*
[04:43] azreal0864: Eh, it is.
[04:43] azreal0864: Made it when I was around 12
[04:43] baddreamgirl: yeah
[04:43] baddreamgirl: ditto
[04:43] azreal0864: Never saw reason to change
[04:43] baddreamgirl: i keep this one because sometimes old acquaintances contact me on it
[04:44] baddreamgirl: i have another name i log on when i only want to talk to certain people
[04:45] baddreamgirl: soooo...
[04:45] azreal0864: Heh, the kitten icon you have looks just like mine
[04:45] azreal0864: Except a bit lighter
[04:45] azreal0864: Even has the M
[04:46] baddreamgirl: i think it came with vitsa
[04:46] baddreamgirl: er vista
[04:46] azreal0864: Ah
[04:46] baddreamgirl: I'm getting a new kitten soon, maybe I'll post a picture of her
[04:46] azreal0864: ^-^
[04:46] baddreamgirl: my 16 year old died last week.
[04:46] azreal0864: Man, kittens are adorable
[04:46] baddreamgirl: yeah.
[04:47] azreal0864: I got to name the litter mine came from. Mine is Destructo, the only male. The three females were Butt Attack, Charlie Murphy, and Gomer Pyle.
[04:47] azreal0864: I consider myself great at naming things
[04:47] baddreamgirl: uhm.
[04:48] baddreamgirl: my cats pick their own names.
[04:48] baddreamgirl: all my pets actually, except my fish
[04:48] azreal0864: How so?
[04:48] baddreamgirl: i name them something, but over time they get another name
[04:48] baddreamgirl: andrea became ratso, pal became tinkers, socks became baby, toulouse (not a name I picked) became tinkerbell, then marmalade, ...I guess joseph's name is similar, it became josie, or the fuzzy bhudda...
[04:51] azreal0864: Hey, I once saw a kitten that had become a road pizza whose collar said her name was, in fact, "Pizza."
[04:51] baddreamgirl: that's horrible!
[04:51] azreal0864: I know, the irony could kill!
[04:52] azreal0864: ...or is it poetic?
[04:52] baddreamgirl: no that's horrible
[04:52] azreal0864: What do you think, is that ironic or poetic?
[04:52] baddreamgirl: i'm so glad i finally got my lazy bitch mother to stop letting the cats outside when we moved here
[04:52] baddreamgirl: i think it's disgusting and horrible
[04:52] baddreamgirl: and something like that asian kid would post.
[04:52] azreal0864: Well, road kill is pretty gross yeah, but that's not really important.
[04:53] baddreamgirl: i'm randomly inspired to go see if ec has anything interesting posted.
[04:53] azreal0864: Asian kid?
[04:53] azreal0864: Not really, forum is basically all creepy porn and WoW
[04:53] baddreamgirl: i watched the greatest wow video today
[04:53] baddreamgirl: forgot what it was called, but some group called xfire made it
[04:53] azreal0864: And the WoW is full of arguing about whether or not the game scks
[04:53] baddreamgirl: it was an actual funny, plot-driven story, not just a boring raid
[04:54] azreal0864: Xfire...sounds familiar
[04:54] baddreamgirl: so tired of these "WATCH MY OPAWSOME CHARACTER PWN THIS BIG ASS BAD GUY SET TO REALLY ANNOYING HEAVY METAL MUSIC!!1!!!!" videos
[04:54] azreal0864: It's been a while since I quit, but I was in the guild fighting back and forth with another for first place on the server, and often first in the game
[04:55] azreal0864: Zul Gurub server, Blood Reign
[04:55] azreal0864: Don't think the guild exists any more though
[04:55] azreal0864: And yeah, those are boring to be in much less watch
[04:56] azreal0864: At least, after the first one or two times
[04:58] baddreamgirl: ugh a guy just checked out and his cigar was so pungent it made my eyes sting even through the window slot
[04:58] azreal0864: People need to be more health-concious anyway
[04:58] baddreamgirl: yeah i quit ages ago, played for ten days wehn i got a free trial of burning crusades, but made myself quit again
[04:58] baddreamgirl: so much else i want to do besides play an mmo tha tdoesn't end
[04:59] baddreamgirl: my coworker is always chainsmoking his pipe
[04:59] baddreamgirl: he smells awful, when he bends near me to look at the screen or wahtever, i have to hold my breath to not gag
[04:59] azreal0864: My room mate's a pothead :-/
[04:59] baddreamgirl: and he said weird sexual things sometimes...ugh
[04:59] baddreamgirl: ew.
[04:59] baddreamgirl: i hate potheads, no offense.
[04:59] baddreamgirl: no ambition, they just...veg, i hate that
[05:00] azreal0864: Way too much stuff I have yet to accomplish to waste the time, money, and cardiovascular endurance
[05:00] baddreamgirl: not to mention you'll fuck up your sperm
[05:01] baddreamgirl: ...ugh i got new glasses today and they said the fact that i'm nearsighted makes me a more likely candidate for glaucoma
[05:01] baddreamgirl: scary shit, my eyes are my life, even if they do fail me a lot
[05:01] azreal0864: Eyes are kinda useful, yeah
[05:02] baddreamgirl: hehe some woman in 201 just said "thank you sweetie" *glows*
[05:02] azreal0864: As for the sperm thing, I think that's God's way of saying they shouldn't breed
[05:02] baddreamgirl: lol XD maybe so.
[05:03] baddreamgirl: I can't see a pothead really being a good parent.
[05:03] baddreamgirl: hey. stop breaking things'n stuff...or just ignore me...that's fine too.
[05:04] azreal0864: After all, He sees what my room mate does when I'm at work. He has the blood of Pizza and thousands of others on his hands, too. Besides, if he tried to raise a kid it'd probably turn out a...bisexual?...like my room mate.
[05:05] baddreamgirl: ...what's wrong with bisexuals?
[05:05] azreal0864: Why can't they pick one, why be greedy?
[05:05] baddreamgirl: hah.
[05:06] azreal0864: Besides, God hates anal sex and fags.
[05:07] baddreamgirl: ...
[05:07] azreal0864: And masturbation, and premarital sex
[05:07] azreal0864: My room mate is definitely on God's bad side
[05:07] baddreamgirl: anyway.
[05:08] azreal0864: When I asked the priest what God thought of having sex with hamsters, he told me to say thirty hail mary's
[05:09] baddreamgirl: I love this blog
[05:09] azreal0864: Huh?
[05:09] baddreamgirl: (Link: http://community.livejournal.com/hotel_workers/?skip=20)http://community.livejournal.com/hotel_workers/?skip=20
[05:10] azreal0864: So have you seen the next great move from The Man in the Oval Office? He's declaring war on Iran too because they're helping Osama
[05:10] baddreamgirl: uh hm.
[05:10] baddreamgirl: well we're going to overthrow him soon anyway. he's just securing his fate.
[05:10] azreal0864: Osama?
[05:11] baddreamgirl: no
[05:12] azreal0864: Bush?
[05:12] baddreamgirl: yes
[05:13] baddreamgirl: wtf (Link: http://www.record-eagle.com/2007/aug/14hithotel.htm)(Link: http://www.record-eagle.com/2007/aug/14hithotel.htm)http://www.record-eagle.com/2007/aug/14hithotel.htm
[05:13] azreal0864: ...Overthrow? Hell, I wish we could reelect him. The only thing he's done that didn't strike me as awesome was drilling Alaska. Even though I love the environment, I can forgive him because of all the good he's done for the savages in the Middle East.
[05:14] baddreamgirl: ...
[05:16] azreal0864: What kinda stuff are you into?
[05:16] baddreamgirl: not trashing arabs.
[05:16] baddreamgirl: ...you can forget about it, I'm not hot, so there's no point in chatting me up
[05:17] baddreamgirl: even if I do plan to go to Florida again soon
[05:17] azreal0864: I'm confused now
[05:17] azreal0864: What?
[05:17] baddreamgirl: oops...visiting ec was a mistake, now i want to put my 5 cents in >.<
[05:17] baddreamgirl: you were saying racist stuff etc. etc.
[05:17] baddreamgirl: even if you're only kidding, I don't like that.
[05:17] azreal0864: Racist?
[05:17] azreal0864: I love black people. They're funny.
[05:18] baddreamgirl: wow they quoted that guy on youtube
[05:19] azreal0864: Wait a second, when did we even talk about black people at all?
[05:21] baddreamgirl: lol and they're following my superficial link too XD ahahahaha
[05:21] azreal0864: Also, while I think you probably just have self-esteem issues about your appearance because you're a godless heathen I bet you look great. Outside of that, I definitely have to decline your offer for whenever you come to Florida. I have my wives already, and sex without marriage is against The Lord and his son Jesus.
[05:22] baddreamgirl: uhm, everyone on ec anyway is butt ugly and shallow so no thanks
[05:22] baddreamgirl: heeey
[05:22] baddreamgirl: do you know about vista?
[05:22] baddreamgirl: do you get fucked up blue screens of death a lot?
[05:23] azreal0864: I don't have Vista yet. Using MS products within a year of their release leads to bad times
[05:23] baddreamgirl: i didn't want it
[05:23] baddreamgirl: but when i got a laptop, it was the only option
[05:24] baddreamgirl: it's kind of nice in a few select ways
[05:24] baddreamgirl: once you turn off the fucking annoying gadgets and wahtnot
[05:24] baddreamgirl: but my trial of photoshop cs3 is going to run out soon and i will die of the sad
[05:24] baddreamgirl: cs1 <<<<<<< cs3 TT_TT
[05:25] baddreamgirl: ...wtf he posted something about me out of nowhere? I haven't talked to him in ages!
[05:25] azreal0864: Just make sure you don't download it from a p2p thingy.
[05:25] baddreamgirl: uh no
[05:25] azreal0864: That's illegal and the RIAA will find out
[05:25] baddreamgirl: i only did that for premier <<
[05:25] baddreamgirl: wtf is alex posting about me
[05:25] baddreamgirl: wtfff whyyyy
[05:26] azreal0864: By the way, do you like puppies too or just kittens?
[05:27] baddreamgirl: oh, and he's lying, i have no idea what he's talking about
[05:27] baddreamgirl: what's your name on there again?
[05:27] baddreamgirl: puppies are alright
[05:28] baddreamgirl: they have an annoying habit of growing up into annoying dirty dogs
[05:28] azreal0864: I'm LeMiere
[05:28] baddreamgirl: ...
[05:28] baddreamgirl: there is no lemiere
[05:28] baddreamgirl: so lemiere, should i log in to tell him he's full of shit or just ignore him and deliberately never pay him back?
[05:28] azreal0864: Um, yes. There is. Created the account years pas
[05:28] azreal0864: t
[05:29] baddreamgirl: hmm
[05:29] azreal0864: Eh, they treat you pretty poorly there. On the other hand, do you care what they think?
[05:30] azreal0864: ...How can you hate dogs? They poop outside, they like to play, and their reliable.
[05:30] baddreamgirl: hmm. well i'm just kind of baffled where alex gets off his high horse to drop all this out of nowhere
[05:30] azreal0864: they're*
[05:30] azreal0864: What part is he lying about?
[05:31] baddreamgirl: lying or he has a very different memory of that night
[05:31] baddreamgirl: I certainly do not remember pronouncing "I like skirts,:" and even if i had, I doubt it would've caused dead silence. alex and his little friends are rather not the type to give two spits what someone they aren't friends with says
[05:32] baddreamgirl: ...and at the party, I talked to I think one girl, who was even more smashed than i was
[05:32] baddreamgirl: wow, this is hilarious, apparently alex likes to invent demeaning shit and badmouth people without them ever knowing
[05:33] baddreamgirl: thank god for the internetz
[05:33] azreal0864: Actually, know what? If he's lying he deserves to be busted. He seems to be doing this to get people to pay attention to him by making up stuff about you being an attention wore psycho
[05:33] baddreamgirl: heh.
[05:33] baddreamgirl: i'm going to quote you on that fyi.
[05:33] baddreamgirl: damn, why'd this have to be unloaded on me at 5 am when my thought processes are about to give out.
[05:33] azreal0864: I think ponies are demonic.
[05:33] azreal0864: They're horse-demons
[05:33] baddreamgirl: i can't decide if this apathy within me is because i'm so tired or because I always knew he was a fucker and this just goes to prove it
[05:34] azreal0864: With a big, jutting, spiralled horn
[05:34] baddreamgirl: uhm, not in the mood for smalltalk
[05:34] baddreamgirl: shush, reading the insanity that is alex's skewed memory of the evening
[05:34] azreal0864: Kick him in the balls. Figuratively speaking
[05:34] baddreamgirl: uhm and i didn't fall down at all on the way to the car. and i distinctly remember him saying i wasn't drunk, I only thought i was because I felt I should be.
[05:35] baddreamgirl: i know where he lives. i could literally if i wanted.
[05:35] baddreamgirl: but hairy, smelly, sweaty...even through cloth that's too close for comfort
[05:36] azreal0864: Do you have hairy nipples
[05:36] azreal0864: ?
[05:37] baddreamgirl: uhm, and I don't randomly blurt out things like--you know what, whatever
[05:37] baddreamgirl: it's probably better for everyone if i just leave him to his happy little delusions
[05:37] azreal0864: Crush his newfound ego
[05:37] baddreamgirl: it's funny, though, as soon as I got a second job, I was going to start actively trying to set aside his 400
[05:37] baddreamgirl: now i want to teabag his house. is that petty of me?
[05:37] azreal0864: Probably, but hey that's okay.
[05:38] azreal0864: My dad told me as long as you attach a bible verse, any petty revenge is okay
[05:38] baddreamgirl: ...and my dad gave me most of the money for comic con.
[05:40] baddreamgirl: mmh, whatever.
[05:40] baddreamgirl: maybe I'll leave the four hundred on his doorstep. smeared with poo, huh huh
[05:40] baddreamgirl: o wait, that would be sinking to his level.
[05:41] azreal0864: Heh, Poo is funny
[05:41] baddreamgirl: yes. yes it is.
[05:42] azreal0864: I should legally change my name to Chester McAwesome
[05:42] azreal0864: DUDE! I"M TOTALLY DOING THAT
[05:42] baddreamgirl: im guessing you saw superbad then
[05:42] azreal0864: What's Superbad?
[05:43] baddreamgirl: nevermind
[05:45] azreal0864: Wow, it feels great to not live in a basement any more
[05:52] baddreamgirl: did you really message me because you wanted to comment on my art or whateve,r or because you wanted to inspire me to go to ec and see this shit?
[05:53] azreal0864: Hey, it's all the same in the end
[05:53] baddreamgirl: heh
[05:53] baddreamgirl: so tired. i don't really care. i just think it's weird for him to say all this randomly out ofnowhere. he must really want some attention.
[05:53] baddreamgirl: he tries so hard to be a little insulting cockmuncher so the other assholes of ec will love him...
[05:54] baddreamgirl: well, he's learning. soon, he may even adopt the true mantle of assholiness!
[05:54] baddreamgirl: damn, almost time to put the compy away and read for an hour.
[05:54] baddreamgirl: so dumb.
[05:54] azreal0864: Wow, the mantle of assholiness?!? But that's the story all about how his life got flip-turned upside down!
[05:54] baddreamgirl: haha i watched amv hell 3 today, you just reminded me of that
[05:55] baddreamgirl: *yawn*
[05:55] baddreamgirl: seriously
[05:56] baddreamgirl: would you pay him the 400 after a post like that?
[05:56] azreal0864: I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
[05:56] baddreamgirl: 400 that if he'd been a friend isntead of a cockmuncher, he wouldn't have charged me in the first place
[05:57] azreal0864: I'll tell you how I became te prince of a town called Bel Air
[05:57] baddreamgirl: if you don't knock that off i'll block you
[05:58] azreal0864: Apology is the deepest form of flattery and schizophrenia.
[05:58] baddreamgirl: zzz..
[05:58] baddreamgirl: this is seriously bothering me. w. t. f.
[05:58] baddreamgirl: i know it'sw just the internetz, but still.
[05:58] baddreamgirl: he did at one time claim to be friends with me. and he is in fact a fucking selfish asshole.
[05:58] baddreamgirl: he thinks -i'm- self absorbed...
[05:58] azreal0864: \(^o^\)(/^o^)/
[05:59] baddreamgirl: oh well.
[06:00] azreal0864: You really should come to the side of the One True Lord though. After all, Snuffy loves you despite yourself.
[06:00] baddreamgirl: braindead....
[06:00] azreal0864: Oh, hey I got the perfect thing for that.
[06:00] azreal0864: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
[06:00] azreal0864: Nothing. You already told her twice!
[06:02] azreal0864: ...Did you miss the -punch- line?
[06:03] azreal0864: :-( I guess my new friend got struck down to hell for all her sins.
[06:03] baddreamgirl: whatever. tomorrow I will return to kicking ass and taking names in halo 2, and it will be as if geeimanasshole never existed. except for his armoire downstairs
[06:03] baddreamgirl: sorry the donut man came bringing his sweet fat-saturated death
[06:04] baddreamgirl: i don't really eat donuts ever though lol, having them readily available makes them rather less of a treat
[06:04] baddreamgirl: man, alex would eat the donuts before the guests could if he worked here XD
[06:04] baddreamgirl: your new friend? huh?
[06:04] baddreamgirl: i have to pee but the bathroom is haunted.
[06:06] azreal0864: Eh?
[06:06] azreal0864: For reals?
[06:06] baddreamgirl: yah
[06:06] azreal0864: Wait
[06:06] baddreamgirl: there's a little girl ghost in there who likes to fuck me over
[06:06] azreal0864: Why the bathroom?
[06:06] baddreamgirl: beats me
[06:06] azreal0864: Is it a little rapist girl or something??
[06:06] baddreamgirl: maybe she died there
[06:07] baddreamgirl: uhm no
[06:07] azreal0864: HOLY SHIT ITS COME TRUE
[06:07] baddreamgirl: but she makes the toilet sound like it's gonna eat me
[06:07] azreal0864: THE RAPER HAS ARRIVED
[06:07] baddreamgirl: ...
[06:07] azreal0864: IN SMALL CHILD FORM
[06:07] baddreamgirl: XD
[06:07] baddreamgirl: scary
[06:07] azreal0864: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
[06:07] baddreamgirl: ...i should really go.
[06:07] azreal0864: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMGOMG
[06:07] azreal0864: ZOOM
[06:07] azreal0864: SPLASH
[06:07] azreal0864: PEW PEW
[06:10] baddreamgirl: ...moron just called and freaked out because we don't have a room
[06:10] azreal0864: You should invite him to sleep on the floor in the entrance for 65/night
[06:10] baddreamgirl: he kept saying how he stayed here a month ago like that was supposed to make us have a room tonight
[06:11] baddreamgirl: lol no, he sounded like a rapist
[06:11] azreal0864: Oh
[06:11] azreal0864: So wait...you like talking on the phone with moronic rapists?
[06:12] baddreamgirl: it's part of my job sadly
[06:12] azreal0864: Is your job title, in fact, Escort?
[06:12] baddreamgirl: uhm, no.
[06:12] baddreamgirl: i work at the front desk at a hotel.
[06:12] baddreamgirl: we do get pimps and whores here htough
[06:13] azreal0864: Are they cheap?
[06:14] baddreamgirl: uh i dunno
[06:14] baddreamgirl: i'm going now
[06:14] baddreamgirl: see you.
[06:14] azreal0864: Well, do they look like $20 crack whores?
[06:14] azreal0864: Or high class hos?
[06:14] baddreamgirl: crack whores
[06:14] azreal0864: Man, crack whores are hot
Session Close (azreal0864): Sat Aug 18 06:15:00 2007

That's straight out of Trillian's mouth, I didn't alter it to make myself sound like less of an idiot, unlike our AZREALStheEVILS2345761346 friend here. And even if I had, uhm, it was freaking early in the morning and I was exhausted. But yeah.

Funny how all of Alex's asshole treatment of me started when I turned him down for a date...very amusing...
Anyway, yeah. I'm out of here.

post your tits or go back to being not here

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[04:41] baddreamgirl: they're in florida with my old roommate, and myt cats x.x
[04:41] baddreamgirl: heheh go to sarasota and strangle an angel for me, will you <<

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Why would you want me strangled? You told me I could keep those pads, and I'm still holding on to your cat for you because your PARENTS won't let you have him. ~.~

oh, and yes, I created an account here just so I could reply to this, because I was linked to it. I'm done now.

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While possessed by the spirit of Somthor, MC Jensizzle wrote:
shut up kait you stupid skank noone loves you peace out o/

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qft best post in the thread imo

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While possessed by the spirit of Somthor, MC Jensizzle wrote:
shut up kait you stupid skank noone loves you peace out o/

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~TALK ABOUT OWNED~

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Kait had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Funny how all of Alex's asshole treatment of me started when I turned him down for a date...very amusing...
Anyway, yeah. I'm out of here.

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Well what other excuse have you for living besides the pleasure of men?

continue to post, and argue over, your online conversations so that we can see more of your private life. perhaps then you'll have the pleasure you missed out on for so long.

that of having someone give a shit about anything going on in your life.

ps -- tl;dr

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Vorbis had this to say about Optimus Prime:
tl;dr

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Seconded!

candlejack