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Mightion Defensor wrote this stupid crap:
Do you have a little bell that goes off each time I post, or something?I still can't figure out why it's so important, to people who don't like me, whether I have a girlfriend or not. My family doesn't even mention it.
Because your family doesn't detest you the same way we do.
Note that they don't detest you any less, they just sort of wait for you to die while we don't have that kind of patience.
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From the Book of Armaments, Stalwart Steve did read;
No because that would require her to be proficient in somethingAlso the reason you had it coming, Mightion, was because you implied that Parcelan was looking for vaginas on Evercrest and also that you were somehow above such an action - both of which are false
No, I only meant to imply he was taking an opportunity to imply that I had orginally replied as some sort of "ploy" to attract a woman, here. Which, as the second part of my response to Parcelan was meant to confer; it was, and I am, not.
I didn't see the thread where Kait stories were asked for. Granted, if I had, I might not have asked why Gee posted in the first place.
Mightion did not ask for strange stuff on the internet.
Why is it there?
Just last week, Mightion found a picture of a cat wearing a crown.
Why is it there? Mightion did not specifically ask for a cat wearing a crown, so why is it there?
What is Mightion supposed to do with this cat wearing a crown?
It has the caption "King of Threads."
What does that mean?
Mightion does not know!
Mightion is confused!
it's all about attacking content (or lack thereof) of posts, now
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And the Replyobots combined to form Mr. Parcelan, who roared:
Because your family doesn't detest you the same way we do.Note that they don't detest you any less, they just sort of wait for you to die while we don't have that kind of patience.
Techincally, I'm worth more alive.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Gainsborough said:
personal attacks are passé, Parceit's all about attacking content (or lack thereof) of posts, now
I like to think that I hit that area.
I mean, really, this is basically a board where people just sort of talk about random crap. Does there really have to be an immediate present purpose beyond "look at this crazy crap"?
Mightion seems to think so.
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Mr. Gainsborough wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
personal attacks are passé, Parceit's all about attacking content (or lack thereof) of posts, now
no it's okay
i have sanctioned this
and i am the KING OF VIDEO GAMES!!!
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Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
I like to think that I hit that area.I mean, really, this is basically a board where people just sort of talk about random crap. Does there really have to be an immediate present purpose beyond "look at this crazy crap"?
Mightion seems to think so.
You're on the border, but I do agree with you this time.
Keep it clean, boys.
GAME ON
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Dr. Gee booooze lime pole over bench lick:
...after my mom died again...
wait what?
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Maradon! thought about the meaning of life:
wait what?
Zombies.
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Maradon! Model 2000 was programmed to say:
wait what?
Put a comma inbetween "died" and "again" and it'll all make sense.
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Maradon! painfully thought these words up:
wait what?
Frank West got to her. 
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Skaw said:
Frank West got to her.
Frank AND Herbert West.
Almost, but not really, because it'd probably just be awkward and terrible.
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Alidane wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I almost want to meet this person, just to figure out exactly how fucked up she is.Almost, but not really, because it'd probably just be awkward and terrible.
So many people I talk to who end up hearing a story about her say the same thing. I tell them all that they're better off just never knowing.
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Vallo's account was hax0red to write:
Well yes, that is part of it, but a truly scientific study would have to test thoroughly. As a control, I'll just walk up and whip it out.
I nearly choked to death on vitamin water. Good one, but not good enough.
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Mortious had this to say about Robocop:
Tell her you're a vampire and whip out your dick.
But that would mean he'd have to kill himself.
wait..DO IT
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Stalwart Steve got served! Stalwart Steve got served!
I dunno, having sex with vampires for all eternity doesn't seem that bad to me
I thought if a vampire had an orgasm, he turned into a mega-demon or something.
Also, in before Faz says something like "I KNOW I DO OHOHOHOHO"
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
He turns into Shub-Niggurath when climaxing.
Anyway, yeah, my night shift is almost over, time to go stumble about like an autistic moron and drool on people...that is, help people check out and, you know, do my job. If you really do want to see if I'm as stupid as Dr. GeeI'manasshole claims, feel free to bother me with IMs, my name is baddreamgirl. Stupid name, but it's ancient, whatchagonna do.
Er yeah, working now... *Scamper off*
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Vallo enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I will attempt some experimentation.
So, here is the fruit of my labor. Quite frankly, this fruit was not as tasty as I was hoping.
Session Start (azreal0864:baddreamgirl):
azreal0864: Hi, a friend of mine linked me to your deviantART account and I just wanted to say you sound like a really cool person.
baddreamgirl: uh, thanks o.o
baddreamgirl: so...what are you doing online at 4:30 am? 
or do you live in australia or something
azreal0864: It's 7:40 am for me in FL
azreal0864: I also work graveyard
baddreamgirl: that's still early >.<
baddreamgirl: aaahhh...
baddreamgirl: yeah...2 hours to go. *yawn*
azreal0864: So it's mid-evening as far as I'm concerned
baddreamgirl: heh I crash as soon as I get off.
baddreamgirl: but i only work night audit one night, so it's not worth rerouting my entire schedule
baddreamgirl: I have ddr >> that's kind of gym-like <
azreal0864: Hehe, I love DDR.
baddreamgirl: so this friend of yours, does he/she have a da site?
baddreamgirl: i miss my foam pats
baddreamgirl: er pads
baddreamgirl: they're in florida with my old roommate, and myt cats x.x
baddreamgirl: heheh go to sarasota and strangle an angel for me, will you <<
azreal0864: I dunno. Geeorn.
baddreamgirl: oh...alex
baddreamgirl: i owe him money >.< so poor
azreal0864: Haha, so I've heard
baddreamgirl: well you can tell him i'm getting a second job x.x
baddreamgirl: two jobs and fulltime school, wee
baddreamgirl: oh wait, i remember your name now
baddreamgirl: you're from evercrest
azreal0864: This is correct
baddreamgirl: i was trying to remember why azreal looked familiar, figured it's just a stereotypical online name, haha
baddreamgirl: ...*yawn*
azreal0864: Eh, it is.
azreal0864: Made it when I was around 12
baddreamgirl: yeah
baddreamgirl: ditto
baddreamgirl: i keep this one because sometimes old acquaintances contact me on it
baddreamgirl: i have another name i log on when i only want to talk to certain people
baddreamgirl: soooo...
baddreamgirl: I'm getting a new kitten soon, maybe I'll post a picture of her 
azreal0864: ^-^
azreal0864: Man, kittens are adorable
baddreamgirl: my 16 year old died last week.
baddreamgirl: yeah.
azreal0864: I got to name the litter mine came from. Mine is Destructo, the only male. The three females were Butt Attack, Charlie Murphy, and Gomer Pyle.
azreal0864: I consider myself great at naming things
baddreamgirl: uhm.
baddreamgirl: my cats pick their own names.
baddreamgirl: all my pets actually, except my fish
baddreamgirl: i name them something, but over time they get another name
baddreamgirl: andrea became ratso, pal became tinkers, socks became baby, toulouse (not a name I picked) became tinkerbell, then marmalade, ...I guess joseph's name is similar, it became josie, or the fuzzy bhudda...
azreal0864: Hey, I once saw a kitten that had become a road pizza whose collar said her name was, in fact, "Pizza."
baddreamgirl: that's horrible!
azreal0864: I know, the irony could kill!
azreal0864: ...or is it poetic?
baddreamgirl: no that's horrible
azreal0864: What do you think, is that ironic or poetic?
baddreamgirl: i'm so glad i finally got my lazy bitch mother to stop letting the cats outside when we moved here
baddreamgirl: i think it's disgusting and horrible
baddreamgirl: and something like that asian kid would post.
azreal0864: Well, road kill is pretty gross yeah, but that's not really important.
baddreamgirl: i'm randomly inspired to go see if ec has anything interesting posted.
azreal0864: Asian kid?
baddreamgirl: i watched the greatest wow video today
baddreamgirl: forgot what it was called, but some group called xfire made it
azreal0864: And the WoW is full of arguing about whether or not the game scks
baddreamgirl: it was an actual funny, plot-driven story, not just a boring raid
baddreamgirl: so tired of these "WATCH MY OPAWSOME CHARACTER PWN THIS BIG ASS BAD GUY SET TO REALLY ANNOYING HEAVY METAL MUSIC!!1!!!!" videos
baddreamgirl: ugh a guy just checked out and his cigar was so pungent it made my eyes sting even through the window slot
azreal0864: People need to be more health-concious anyway
baddreamgirl: so much else i want to do besides play an mmo tha tdoesn't end
baddreamgirl: my coworker is always chainsmoking his pipe
baddreamgirl: he smells awful, when he bends near me to look at the screen or wahtever, i have to hold my breath to not gag
azreal0864: My friend smokes the devil's herb :-/
baddreamgirl: and he said weird sexual things sometimes...ugh
baddreamgirl: ew.
baddreamgirl: i hate potheads, no offense.
baddreamgirl: no ambition, they just...veg, i hate that
] azreal0864: Way too much stuff I have yet to accomplish to waste the time, money, and cardiovascular endurance while killing the planet and supporting the terrorists.
baddreamgirl: not to mention you'll fuck up your sperm
baddreamgirl: ...ugh i got new glasses today and they said the fact that i'm nearsighted makes me a more likely candidate for glaucoma
baddreamgirl: scary shit, my eyes are my life, even if they do fail me a lot
azreal0864: Eyes are kinda useful, yeah
azreal0864: As for the sperm thing, I think that's God's way of saying they shouldn't breed
baddreamgirl: hehe some woman in 201 just said "thank you sweetie" *glows*
baddreamgirl: lol XD maybe so.
baddreamgirl: I can't see a pothead really being a good parent.
baddreamgirl: hey. stop breaking things'n stuff...or just ignore me...that's fine too.
azreal0864: After all, He sees what my room mate does when I'm at work. He has the blood of Pizza and thousands of others on his hands, too. Besides, if he tried to raise a kid it'd probably turn out a...bisexual?...like my room mate.
baddreamgirl: ...what's wrong with bisexuals?
azreal0864: Why can't they pick one, why be greedy?
baddreamgirl: hah.
azreal0864: Besides, God hates anal sex and fags.
baddreamgirl: ...
azreal0864: And masturbation, and premarital sex
azreal0864: My room mate is definitely on God's bad side
baddreamgirl: anyway.
azreal0864: When I asked the priest what God thought of having sex with hamsters, he told me to say thirty hail mary's
baddreamgirl: I love this blog
baddreamgirl: (Link: http://community.livejournal.com/hotel_workers/?skip=20)
azreal0864: So have you seen the next great move from The Man in the Oval Office? He's declaring war on Iran too because they're helping Osama
baddreamgirl: uh hm.
baddreamgirl: well we're going to overthrow him soon anyway. he's just securing his fate.
azreal0864: Osama?
baddreamgirl: no
azreal0864: Bush?
baddreamgirl: yes
baddreamgirl: wtf (Link: http://www.record-eagle.com/2007/aug/14hithotel.htm)
azreal0864: ...Overthrow? Hell, I wish we could reelect him. The only thing he's done that didn't strike me as awesome was drilling Alaska. Even though I love the environment, I can forgive him because of all the good he's done for the savages in the Middle East.
baddreamgirl: ...
azreal0864: What kinda stuff are you into?
baddreamgirl: not trashing arabs.
baddreamgirl: ...you can forget about it, I'm not hot, so there's no point in chatting me up
baddreamgirl: even if I do plan to go to Florida again soon
azreal0864: What?
baddreamgirl: oops...visiting ec was a mistake, now i want to put my 5 cents in >.<
baddreamgirl: you were saying racist stuff etc. etc.
baddreamgirl: even if you're only kidding, I don't like that.
azreal0864: Racist?
azreal0864: I love black people. They're funny.
baddreamgirl: wow they quoted that guy on youtube
azreal0864: Wait a second, when did we even talk about the negroes at all?
baddreamgirl: lol and they're following my superficial link too XD ahahahaha
azreal0864: Also, I think you probably just have self-esteem issues about your appearance because you're a godless heathen. Outside of that, I definitely have to decline your offer for whenever you come to Florida. I have my wives already, and sex without marriage is against The Lord and his son Jesus.
baddreamgirl: uhm, everyone on ec anyway is butt ugly and shallow so no thanks
baddreamgirl: heeey
baddreamgirl: do you know about vista?
baddreamgirl: do you get fucked up blue screens of death a lot?
azreal0864: I don't have Vista yet. Using MS products within a year of their release leads to bad times
baddreamgirl: i didn't want it
baddreamgirl: but when i got a laptop, it was the only option
baddreamgirl: it's kind of nice in a few select ways
baddreamgirl: once you turn off the fucking annoying gadgets and wahtnot
baddreamgirl: but my trial of photoshop cs3 is going to run out soon and i will die of the sad
baddreamgirl: cs1 <<<<<<< cs3 TT_TT
baddreamgirl: ...wtf he posted something about me out of nowhere? I haven't talked to him in ages!
azreal0864: Just make sure you don't download it from a p2p thingy.
baddreamgirl: uh no
azreal0864: That's illegal and the RIAA will find out
baddreamgirl: i only did that for premier <<
baddreamgirl: wtf is alex posting about me
baddreamgirl: wtfff whyyyy
*Insert section above*
azreal0864: Heh, Poo is funny
baddreamgirl: yes. yes it is.
azreal0864: I should legally change my name to Chester McAwesome
azreal0864: DUDE! I"M TOTALLY DOING THAT
baddreamgirl: im guessing you saw superbad then
azreal0864: What's Superbad?
baddreamgirl: nevermind
baddreamgirl: did you really message me because you wanted to comment on my art or whateve,r or because you wanted to inspire me to go to ec and see this shit?
azreal0864: Hey, it's all the same in the end
baddreamgirl: heh
baddreamgirl: so tired. i don't really care. i just think it's weird for him to say all this randomly out ofnowhere. he must really want some attention.
baddreamgirl: he tries so hard to be a little insulting cockmuncher so the other assholes of ec will love him...
baddreamgirl: well, he's learning. soon, he may even adopt the true mantle of assholiness!
baddreamgirl: damn, almost time to put the compy away and read for an hour.
baddreamgirl: so dumb.
azreal0864: Wow, the mantle of assholiness?!? But that's the story all about how his life got flip-turned upside down!
baddreamgirl: haha i watched amv hell 3 today, you just reminded me of that
baddreamgirl: *yawn*
baddreamgirl: seriously
baddreamgirl: would you pay him the 400 after a post like that?
azreal0864: I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
baddreamgirl: 400 that if he'd been a friend isntead of a cockmuncher, he wouldn't have charged me in the first place
azreal0864: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
baddreamgirl: if you don't knock that off i'll block you
azreal0864: Apology is the deepest form of flattery and schizophrenia.
baddreamgirl: this is seriously bothering me. w. t. f.
baddreamgirl: i know it'sw just the internetz, but still.
baddreamgirl: he did at one time claim to be friends with me. and he is in fact a fucking selfish asshole.
baddreamgirl: he thinks -i'm- self absorbed...
azreal0864: \(^o^\)(/^o^)/
baddreamgirl: oh well.
azreal0864: You really should come to the side of the One True Lord though. After all, Snuffy loves you despite yourself.
baddreamgirl: braindead....
azreal0864: Oh, hey I got the perfect thing for that.
azreal0864: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
azreal0864: Nothing. You already told her twice!
azreal0864: ...Did you miss the -punch- line?
azreal0864: :-( I guess my new friend got struck down to hell for all her sins.
Session Close (baddreamgirl): Sat Aug 18 09:03:12 2007
I wonder who would lie about something like that.
I can't laugh though. That's like pointing at people in wheelchairs and laughing in their face. It just feels wrong.
But then, it's easy to lose your sense of humor when you become a vampire like me.
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Mortious got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Oh gawd.I can't laugh though. That's like pointing at people in wheelchairs and laughing in their face. It just feels wrong.
You're not LeMiere, either.
What are you trying to pull here.
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Maradon! stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I suppose this should be entertaining, but it really isn't.But then, it's easy to lose your sense of humor when you become a vampire like me.
Maradon
Buddy
Let's level with each other here.
What is a vampire nowadays?
They have the ability to suck blood; you have a hard time choking down V8. They are possessed of powers of shapeshifting, strength and flight; you're threatened by transsexuals, Steve and biplanes. Most importantly, though, they are suave, charismatic and dress in elegant fineries. You are cripplingly poor, desperately awkward and gangly, and decidedly ungainly.
As of now, I see you in my mind's eye, like a vision of what you may become: born on the mists, swooping to the window of some young maiden who hovers in the world between dreams and waking life. Quietly, starved for attention since her lover was killed in an epic gunfight, she invites you in.
You knock over her picture of her grandmother. That's okay, she won't need grandmothers where she's going. She has lit a candle; it doesn't smell like garlic, thank god, but it smells like apricots and oh god your allergies, you're going to swell up like a balloon. As you bring your puckering lips, bulging like two throbbing phalli, beet red, to her neck, you begin to stroke her breast oh god that's not her breast that's a roll and jesus christ there's some pudding stuck in it oh shit the stress is kicking in you're wetting your pants she's crying now don't be sad my dear the king of the night shall take you under his oh no you have to fart please hold it in please hold it in please hold it in noooooo now you're pooping
I'm rich enough to pay for WoW even though I haven't even played it in weeks.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Maradon! said:
What made you think I was poor, anyway?I'm rich enough to pay for WoW even though I haven't even played it in weeks.
This is your new persona that I have so graciously tailored for you. I'm going to write books about a young wizard named Maradonny Potter and all his various failed romances, degenerate friends, cringe-worthy social life and chronic diahhrea.
They will make millions. And you will watch.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
