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Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
The whole "done nothing wrong" varies from person to person, depending on who you ask. Sure, you don't have a problem with him, being a deviant yourself, and nor does Blindy in his innate desire to stand up for nerds, nor Mightion, being another creep, but I just discounted all of your testimonies on account of your own crippling social problems, so it doesn't really matter to me.
I really don't think talking about WoW and comics is offensive to anyone in particular. Except you, I guess.
And I like the little stab at my own issues too. Nice internet arguing there, sport. 
You've always had some ego issues to work out, but you'd never know them because of your glaring superiority complex. But who am I to talk about psychological problems, right? I'm fucking nuts! 
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While you read this, I'm gonna go make out with Mr. Parcelan's mom:
You have a voracious appetite for attention and, unlike normal people, lack any sense of tact or subtlety to get it.
Yeah... Gonna have to disagree with you on that one.
Maybe back when I was 19 and trying to establish myself as something besides the geeky kid.
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So quoth Blindy.:
Yeah... Gonna have to disagree with you on that one.Maybe back when I was 19 and trying to establish myself as something besides the geeky kid.
Kudos on the wedding, though. But, since you are the geeky kid and still at odds with yourself on some degree, you'll always be plagued with some manner of complex that necessitates your attempt to defend someone you view as needing defense.
Of course, that's probably because you don't think much of Kennatsu, either.
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Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Whatever issues I have, I don't broadcast to the internet for advice, help or attention. The attention I get, I earn.
I talk to my friends all the time for help. Saying you don't want help is just proof of your complex.
I know. I have the same problem. 
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Mr. Gainsborough stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I talk to my friends all the time for help. Saying you don't want help is just proof of your complex.I know. I have the same problem.
Because, clearly, you and I, we're the best of pals.
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How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
Because, clearly, you and I, we're the best of pals.
Friends can't have arguments? I have yelled and bitched at Waisz more than anybody I know and I consider him one of my best friends.
In all honesty, I like you too, Parce. I just think you're kind of a stroke sometimes. Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 06-07-2007 at 01:52 PM.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Gainsborough wrote:
Friends can't have arguments? I have yelled and bitched at Waisz more than anybody I know and I consider him one of my best friends.In all honesty, I like you too, Parce. I just think you're kind of a stroke sometimes.
I don't dislike you, either, and your speech may lead you to believe that this is somehow personal. It's simply a matter of opinion.
To those spewing the tired "I find the arguing to be more annoying than the cause" issue, go elsewhere. When you say this, you lose any impartiality; get in or get out.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I don't dislike you, either, and your speech may lead you to believe that this is somehow personal. It's simply a matter of opinion.
Is this going anywhere anymore or have we both pretty much made our points? I wanna know so I can stop F5ing and go play Elebits.
Well, yes, I know why; I'd meant the question to come across as rhetorical.
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So quoth Mr. Gainsborough:
Is this going anywhere anymore or have we both pretty much made our points? I wanna know so I can stop F5ing and go play Elebits.
You're never going to change my mind, I'm not going to try to put in the effort to change yours. How's Elebits.
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If I had a nickle for every time Mr. Parcelan said:
Kudos on the wedding, though. But, since you are the geeky kid and still at odds with yourself on some degree, you'll always be plagued with some manner of complex that necessitates your attempt to defend someone you view as needing defense.Of course, that's probably because you don't think much of Kennatsu, either.
Not wanting to see people's feelings get hurt is not a sign of having a complex, it is a sign of not being an asshole. You attack people at a very personal level consistantly, and it is not a well intentioned effort.
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Mightion Defensor has sealed the pact
Why is this crap in a thread I posted that was basically nothing else but a cropped screenshot of my mage on a netherdrake? (Yes, I know I'm partly to blame.)Well, yes, I know why; I'd meant the question to come across as rhetorical.
Because you're a bad person; your very presence sows anger wherever you go. You do it, anyway, because you have no desire to change yourself into an acceptable member of society and crave attention for the meaningless accomplishments you can pull out from time to time.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
You're never going to change my mind, I'm not going to try to put in the effort to change yours. How's Elebits.
Dunno. Fucking internet keeps stopping me from playing it. I paid* good money for this. 
*rented for free 
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Everyone wondered WTF when Blindy. wrote:
Not wanting to see people's feelings get hurt is not a sign of having a complex, it is a sign of not being an asshole. You attack people at a very personal level consistantly, and it is not a well intentioned effort.
Consistently? Let's be honest.
In the past, since EC's decline, I haven't done anything that would lead you to this conclusion. You're basing it off of past transgressions, which I, too, have done to you, I'll admit.
Who are the people that jump Maradon for having an opinion that differs from their own? Parcelan is not included.
Who are the people that sulk and hide in shadows and mutter and complain to moderators that Bloodsage hurt their feelings? Parcelan is not included.
Who are the people that protect others with pretty glaring social defuncts and personality issues? I think we all remember how the last time we did that turned out.
Just do the "Fires over Skettis" and the "Escape from Skettis" quests, Marabob. The rest are utter timewasting bullshit.
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Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Because you're a bad person; your very presence sows anger wherever you go. You do it, anyway, because you have no desire to change yourself into an acceptable member of society and crave attention for the meaningless accomplishments you can pull out from time to time.
If I *really* craved attention as much as you say, I would have posted this a lot sooner than I did, with more words.
I'd like to see your definition of "acceptable". Then, I'd like to see if after I get a girlfriend to see how much it's changed.
I find it odd the way you talk about Blindy's "social issues" when he has (by your own definition) one of the "Accomplishments" you yourself have previously defined as being necessary for being an "Acceptable" member of society. (That being, his absolutely stunning red-haired bride-to-be; grats again, Blindy)
To simplify; Blindy found a woman who loves him, and you just found something else to find fault with him, despite the fact he's likely had sex more recently than you have.
I gave kudos to Blindy because I like him and I think it's great that he's getting married...what's the problem here? Frankly, this just makes you seem as though you're straining to live vicariously through Blindy at this point.
"HA HA! BLINDY HAS HAD MORE SEX THAN ME OR YOU!"
You sure told me, boss.
Let's not forget that he's also one of the many here who finds you to be socially awkward and uncomfortable. He stands up for Kennatsu because, as pointed out, he, at some level, also thinks that Kennatsu is mentally ill in some way. Otherwise, why stand up for him?
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Blindy. painfully thought these words up:
We just had wild monkey sex last night, to point a fact. Steak and a BJ for my Birthday.
I'm sure Mightion is pleased to have this to brag about.
And I do not live vicariously through Blindy - I just used him as an attempt to demonstrate how nothing is ever "Good enough" for you - you always find something.
And as for Kenn; he lives on a rock in the middle of the ocean. He acts as a security guards - keeping bad people away from the good people. He had his home literally destroyed by a hurricane a few years ago, and he managed to get back on his feet, more or less by himself. He still finds time to do what he enjoys without letting flames from the antagonistic disturb him.
You call him a creep, sub-human, disgusting, etc, and oddly it's *him* that has the social and psycological problems?
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Don't feed the Mr. Parcelan:
Do I define as being able to have healthy interactions with a member of the opposite sex as part of being "acceptable" to being a good person? I sure as heck do.I gave kudos to Blindy because I like him and I think it's great that he's getting married...what's the problem here? Frankly, this just makes you seem as though you're straining to live vicariously through Blindy at this point.
"HA HA! BLINDY HAS HAD MORE SEX THAN ME OR YOU!"
You sure told me, boss.
Let's not forget that he's also one of the many here who finds you to be socially awkward and uncomfortable. He stands up for Kennatsu because, as pointed out, he, at some level, also thinks that Kennatsu is mentally ill in some way. Otherwise, why stand up for him?
The fact that I also think Mightion should get out and experience life doesn't mean that he should be my enemy, or that I should insult him. Don't drag me into your side on this.
Kenny on the other hand is like the annoying and retarded neighbor's kid. Yelling at him isn't going to fix anything, and he's not really doing anything wrong or malicious, he's just making a lot of noise.
If he was arguing in threads and claiming superiority/righteousness/acceptability of his actions like somthor did, then my opinion of him would change. I just consider him to be a harmless distraction, and I mostly ignore him.
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This insanity brought to you by Mightion Defensor:
Well, yes, I'll be the first to say I'm socially awkward and uncomfortable. I never claimed to be otherwise - I am fully aware of my own shortcomings, even though I don't think they would justify suicide or removing myself further from what limited social networks I do have time for.And I do not live vicariously through Blindy - I just used him as an attempt to demonstrate how nothing is ever "Good enough" for you - you always find something.
And as for Kenn; he lives on a rock in the middle of the ocean. He acts as a security guards - keeping bad people away from the good people. He had his home literally destroyed by a hurricane a few years ago, and he managed to get back on his feet, more or less by himself. He still finds time to do what he enjoys without letting flames from the antagonistic disturb him.
You call him a creep, sub-human, disgusting, etc, and oddly it's *him* that has the social and psycological problems?
So now it's a matter of "time" and not the fact that you're creepy.
I'm thrilled that you seem to base your standards on my standards. I never said Blindy wasn't good enough; and I don't know what you're trying to imply he's not good enough for.
Further, I'm thrilled with the fact that your defense, and Blindy's beneath you, both make excuses for Kennatsu. The very fact that you don't let him stand on his own two feet to defend himself is proof enough that you, too, consider him to be sub-human.
So, if you wanted to make determining someone as sub-human and creepy a social problem, I guess you can add that one to your list, as well.
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Blindy. obviously shouldn't have said:
The fact that I also think Mightion should get out and experience life doesn't mean that he should be my enemy, or that I should insult him. Don't drag me into your side on this.Kenny on the other hand is like the annoying and retarded neighbor's kid. Yelling at him isn't going to fix anything, and he's not really doing anything wrong or malicious, he's just making a lot of noise.
If he was arguing in threads and claiming superiority/righteousness/acceptability of his actions like somthor did, then my opinion of him would change. I just consider him to be a harmless distraction, and I mostly ignore him.
We both think that Mightion is a pretty sad individual.
We both think that Kennatsu, at the very least, isn't up to par of a rational adult.
Sorry, chum, you're already on my side without any dragging.
e: parce, you're worse than subhuman. you're SUB-ZERO Gadani fucked around with this message on 06-07-2007 at 03:20 PM.
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Gadani loves Parcelan like a fat kid loves cake
what is going on in heree: parce, you're worse than subhuman. you're SUB-ZERO
Scorpion was better than Sub-Zero.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
Scorpion was better than Sub-Zero.
who was the yellow one? he was my favorite in the sega genesis game.
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The propaganda machine of Mr. Parcelan's junta released this statement:
Scorpion was better than Sub-Zero.
I was a big fan of Smoke, myself, though I could whoop just about anyone's ass with Cyrax.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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A sleep deprived Gadani stammered:
who was the yellow one? he was my favorite in the sega genesis game.
The Mortal Kombat ninja panoply got fanned out as it went on.
It started with Scorpion (yellow guy with a harpoon) and Sub-Zero (blue guy with ice powers).
It would later grow to include Reptile (green guy who spits acid), Smoke (gray ninja with...something), Ermac (red guy who had fireballs), Rain (purple guy who had psychic magic powers), and, to a lesser extent, the robot ninjas Cyrax (yellow robot ninja with holographic nets) and Sektor (red robot ninja with harpoon in his chest), and female ninjas Kitana (blue ninja girl with fans), Mileena (purple ninja girl with sai) and Jade (green ninja girl with...something). Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 06-07-2007 at 03:30 PM.
And Ermac was the one with Psychic powers. Rain had water and lightning abilities. Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 06-07-2007 at 03:39 PM.
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Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Robocop:
Reptile was in 1, he was just a secret character. And don't forget Noob Saibot!And Ermac was the one with Psychic powers. Rain had water and lightning abilities.
And I'm an asshole for getting it wrong.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
And I'm an asshole for getting it wrong.
If you think so sure? I know more about a shitty game than you oho!
don't let a brother stay bored.
God the MK ninjas are shitty. I don't even think Ermac, Rain, and Reptile are part of that clan. They just have the same costumes.
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ACES! Another post by Mr. Gainsborough:
God the MKninjascharacters are shitty.
fixed
Maybe not in subscibers, but definitely in player base intelligence averages.
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Vorbis painfully thought these words up:
you're all assholes for never answering my question.don't let a brother stay bored.
There is nothing to do that's not boring, just stuff to do that's your level. In this case, Stranglethorn.
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We were all impressed when Mr. Gainsborough wrote:
God the MK ninjas are shitty. I don't even think Ermac, Rain, and Reptile are part of that clan. They just have the same costumes.
I actually just went to try and figure this out on Wikipedia and holy shit Mortal Kombat history is a trainwreck of eye-vomiting proportions.
All I was able to glean is that Ermac is not, nor never was human; he is a collection of souls given human shape. Rain originally was a member of Sub-Zero's clan, but that got retconned into Tremor's origin. Reptile has no relation to any of them.
Who is or is not a member of Sub-Zero or Scorpion's respective clans is a colossal clusterfuck. But apparently Noob Saibot was the original Sub and the current one is his younger brother, who murdered him to assume the mantle.
I'm gonna go vomit now.
