That's funny, I guess.
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Blackened had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I don't understand how anyone thinks they can get away with a keeping a weird secret like that for long from someone who lives in the same room.
We need to talk.
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Lechium had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Wait, wasn't this an episode of the Shield? Claudette and Dutch find some guy through similar circumstances?
He was keeping his semen in baby food jars in the refrigerator. He tried to come on to Claudette several times, and she used it against him in interrogation. I can't remember what - exactly - it was that he did criminally.
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Blackened painfully thought these words up:
Speak for yourself, slob. I've got no skeletons in my room I need to stay hidden. I'd love to come home and find my room looking nice.
grandma you poopsock Titan Quest and WoW all day you don't leave the fucking house. I'd love to come home from work and find my room looking nice.
quote:Let's talk about when I had a job and I came home from work. How many times did YOU clean up, HUH
Greenlit.
grandma you poopsock Titan Quest and WoW all day you don't leave the fucking house. I'd love to come home from work and find my room looking nice.
For those wondering, we actually share the same job. We just wear disguises and switch off every once in a while. No one notices. Blackened fucked around with this message on 04-03-2007 at 10:57 PM.
What. The. Fuck. 
When this thread first showed up here I didn't know what to think. Definitely a what the fuck moment. Then I reread the first post and noticed the bit about gynecomastia and galactorrhea. That made me do a double take (and a search on Google!) and realize it probably wasn't really about Gadani. Willias fucked around with this message on 04-04-2007 at 02:43 AM.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Demos was all like:
At least on one of the threads on SA, the title was "I am the Howard Hughes of Jizz".
Yeah, I think there was another recent thread that he borrowed this thread title from. I guess he did that to prevent immediate recognition from those of us who read SA or something
Vernaltemptress fucked around with this message on 04-04-2007 at 03:55 AM.
But do you still have bitch tits?
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Kegwen had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Yeah, I think there was another recent thread that he borrowed this thread title from. I guess he did that to prevent immediate recognition from those of us who read SA or something
Actually I used the original title of the thread. 
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Pvednes attempted to be funny by writing:
Soo...you didn't jizz in a bottle.But do you still have bitch tits?
No, I didn't.
No, I don't. I'm actually almost underweight 
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Boss wrote this in the snow with their pee:
Galactorrhea sounds like alien std.
Having googled it, it sounds embarrasing is what it sounds like.
As for the other one... I didn't want to chance googling it, just to be sure, but since it has 'gyno' in the name, I think my fears are well founded.
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BeauChan painfully thought these words up:
Having googled it, it sounds embarrasing is what it sounds like.As for the other one... I didn't want to chance googling it, just to be sure, but since it has 'gyno' in the name, I think my fears are well founded.
I had to look both of them up, although after looking them up I felt stupid and could have used stems that I learned in middle school to figure them out.
Galactorrhea = lactating tits
Gyneco = Female
Mast(o)ia = Breast
nem-x fucked around with this message on 04-04-2007 at 11:36 PM.
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I explained that it was a mixture of ammonia, baking soda, water, and other materials I had forgotten. I told her that it was part of an experiment to replicate the smell of copper.
lawl
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Stalwart Steve stopped masturbating to porn to say;
Don't worry, it's not mine!!!!!
I thought you don't post here anymore.
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A sleep deprived Greenlit stammered:
He was keeping his semen in baby food jars in the refrigerator. He tried to come on to Claudette several times, and she used it against him in interrogation. I can't remember what - exactly - it was that he did criminally.
He tried to kill Vic's whore but Vic was busy with something else so he asked Dutch to find who did it.
