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Topic: Parcelan's Labyrinth
Willias
Pancake
posted 08-01-2006 02:15:13 AM
Freakin' sweet.

Total roll: 21

Stats for next day:
HP: 23
GP: 10
Status: Delirious (-5)

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-01-2006 02:17:04 AM
HP: 10
GP: 35

1d30 => 19

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Blackened
posted 08-01-2006 02:18:19 AM
Listen guys, don't pay any attention to that faggot, Lem. He doesn't know shit about good shrines when he sees them.

If you hit my shrine, let's just say... Jargum ain't looking to die anytime soon. So release those doves and give that cunt what he deserves.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Sean
posted 08-01-2006 02:18:50 AM
None of you crackers know how to play the game.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-01-2006 02:21:06 AM
Looks like a lot of people will be safe from the Bajataur's wrath.

Palador probably wished he had stepped in a trap! He gets a -1 on his next roll!

Trent is safe from the next Bajataur encounter!

Willias gains 13 HP!

Sentow is protected from the Bajataur on his next encounter!

Jargum
Doughnut
posted 08-01-2006 02:36:33 AM
quote:
Blackened had this to say about Tron:
Listen guys, don't pay any attention to that faggot, Lem. He doesn't know shit about good shrines when he sees them.

If you hit my shrine, let's just say... Jargum ain't looking to die anytime soon. So release those doves and give that cunt what he deserves.


Harsh.

Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 08-01-2006 02:37:41 AM
Rock rock-on!

10 HP
35 Gold

1d30 => 25

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-01-2006 02:38:25 AM
6hp (Maimed)
10g
1d30 => 4
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-01-2006 02:41:53 AM
Oh snap!

Crabs finds the Shrine of Blackenoth. If he shells out 30 gold he can, quite feasibly, kill someone and take them out of the race.

Delphi survives the maiming and adds a +1 to his next roll!

Blackened
posted 08-01-2006 02:49:28 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan.
Crabs finds the Shrine of Blackenoth. If he shells out 30 gold he can, quite feasibly, kill someone and take them out of the race.
My shrine's evil allure has called for Mr. Crabs to do the right thing...

Do the right thing, Mr. Crabs!

End Jargum's miserable existance! Be the true hero of the adventurers!


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Addy
posted 08-01-2006 02:55:15 AM
10 HP
10 Gold
Status: Delirious (+5)

1d30 => 19 +5

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-01-2006 02:56:36 AM
Addy discovers gold-coated bones and gains 30 gold!
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-01-2006 03:18:58 AM
HP: 10
Money: 10

I'ma use the statuette, then offer 10 gold to the shrine of the Ja'Gorgo.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-01-2006 03:20:08 AM
quote:
Sakkra's fortune cookie read:
HP: 10
Money: 10

I'ma use the statuette, then offer 10 gold to the shrine of the Ja'Gorgo.


If you roll a 5, you'll be sad.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-01-2006 03:26:13 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
If you roll a 5, you'll be sad.

True. What happens if I roll 21+?

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-01-2006 04:20:30 AM
15 HP
20 Gold

1d30 => 24

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-01-2006 04:23:56 AM
quote:
From the book of Sakkra, chapter 3, verse 16:
True. What happens if I roll 21+?

If you go over thirty, you start over at 1. So, if you had a +10 modifier and rolled a 25, for example, you'd end up at 5. Likewise, if you had a -5 modifier and rolled a 3, you'd end up at 29.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-01-2006 06:10:30 AM
HP: 10
GP: 20

1d30 => 3

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 08-01-2006 06:48:52 AM
10 HP
20 GP

1d30 => 21

Talonus
Loner
posted 08-01-2006 07:17:20 AM
A fool and his gold are soon parted, so I part with mine. +10 to my next roll.

10HP
0gold
1d30 => 12

Talonus
Loner
posted 08-01-2006 07:19:39 AM
I've spent money to make money. Woot.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 08-01-2006 08:15:16 AM
10 HP
10 GP
Vial of Repellant

1d30 => 28

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 08-01-2006 08:16:28 AM
No fair! Spike's dead! How can he take away 9 of my HP
Skaw
posted 08-01-2006 08:29:17 AM
Hay gais whats goin on

10 Aych Pee
10 Gee Pee
1d30 => 12

Razor
posted 08-01-2006 09:32:36 AM
8H/10G
1d30 => 13
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 08-01-2006 09:43:12 AM
10/20

1d30 => 8

Willias
Pancake
posted 08-01-2006 11:20:41 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Mr. Parcelan:
If you go over thirty, you start over at 1. So, if you had a +10 modifier and rolled a 25, for example, you'd end up at 5. Likewise, if you had a -5 modifier and rolled a 3, you'd end up at 29.

28 actually. harrrr

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 08-01-2006 11:45:02 AM
HP: 10
GP: 10

1d30 => 25

Leftover Mog
No, the spelling errors are not intentional
posted 08-01-2006 12:02:35 PM
hp:10
gp:10
status oison

1d30 => 24

Won't you be my friend

"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush

Leftover Mog
No, the spelling errors are not intentional
posted 08-01-2006 12:03:55 PM
6hp now, stupid poision
Won't you be my friend

"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 08-01-2006 12:39:08 PM
10hp
10g
1d30 => 14
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-01-2006 12:52:42 PM
As he stumbled upon the alcove containing the Penguins of Safety, the grizzled gunslinger's first thought was Damn, no gold. Feeling the aura of safety, he realized that at least it would be a good spot to make camp - not even the Bajataur would breach the sanctity of this place.

Lighting up a cigarette, the moogle lay back and inhaled. His thoughts turned to his old partner Gadani, who was so enthusiastic to go on this quest...a few hours after Gadani vanished into the maze's doors, the old moogle followed despite his initial hesitance, thinking Hell, I ain't got but a few more years left in me anyway.

It's been two days since he's seen another living soul. Occasionally he can hear footsteps, or screams...yesterday he heard horrific snarling, the sounds of flesh rending, and Gadani's voice distorted by pain. At a loss for what else to do, he made the Sign of Despair, and somehow it seemed to fit. The promise of the Penguins is tempting - though there are many ways in, this is the only way out; he could escape that nightmare, escape that painful death, take the bauble he pried loose from a dead man's hands and go home...but no. A comfortable life, to the gunslinger's sort, isn't worth as much as all this...

The dust here has been disturbed recently, within the last day or so. At the end of all this, it may be the only sign of some poor adventurer's passing. The moogle considers this, and then decides how he wants to be remembered by. Taking out a piece of chalk, he traces in the ground a message:

NO FAT CHICKS

He knows the penguins would be pleased.

Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 08-01-2006 at 12:53 PM.




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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-01-2006 01:13:56 PM
I'm in.

1d30 => 21

Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 08-01-2006 02:30:42 PM
Jargum is so fucking dead. I offer up 30 gold to deal 10 damage to that son of a bitch.

Mr. Crabs fucked around with this message on 08-01-2006 at 02:35 PM.

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
nem-x
posted 08-01-2006 02:39:52 PM
Mr. Crabs is the hero of the labyrinth
Blackened
posted 08-01-2006 02:42:57 PM
quote:
Mr. Crabs.
Jargum is so fucking dead. I offer up 30 gold to deal 10 damage to that son of a bitch.
BLACKENOTH IS PLEASED
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-01-2006 02:47:26 PM
20 GP
10 HP

1d30 => 27

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-01-2006 03:00:50 PM
Whoo! This should be exciting.

Azymyth gains 30 gold!

Karnaj gains 5 gold!

Dr. Gee gains 13 HP!

12 + 10 = 22. Talonus gains 25 gold!

Khyron loses 9 HP and is about to die! NEED FROOD BADLY.

Skaw joins on Day Two and gains 5 HP!

Razor gains 20 gold and (I think he's poisoned) so loses 2 HP!

Oh snap! Almond is poisoned! If he doesn't find an Antidote the next turn, he loses 2 HP!

Norim finds the Shrine of Blackenoth. Too bad he's poor.

Mog gains 30 gold and loses 4 HP (you wandered into the Poison Gas trap, right?)

Timpofee joins on Day Two and adds a +3 to his next roll.

Aury joins on Day Two and gains 13 HP!

ECP finds the shrine of the Three Penguins. What will he do?

Mr. Crabs offers up 30 gold to deal 10 damage to Jargum! An unseen hand strikes Jargum down! Jargum is dead! Mr. Crabs loses 30 gold!

This is fun! Remember to wait until Day Three is announced to start rolling.

The Body Count thus far: Jargum, Gadani.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-01-2006 03:08:59 PM
Mr Crabs wins.
Steven Steve
posted 08-01-2006 03:29:27 PM
Holy shit!
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