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Topic: Parcelan's Labyrinth
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-31-2006 11:16:59 PM
Alright, it's close enough...

Day Two Begins Now

You may now roll. If you found something that required a decision earlier and have yet to make it (like Talonus), please choose something before you roll.

Be sure to list your current HP, GP and whatever status ailments or buffs you might have and adjust yourself accordingly.

In the case of poison, you deduct HP *after* your roll. So, if Liam is poisoned and loses 2 HP per day, but then finds an Antidote, he does not lose HP for that day.

So, roll on! For a summary of everyone else's effects, check the posts I've made throughout.

Enjoy, adventurers!

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 07-31-2006 11:20:03 PM
5 HP.
10 GP.

No roll because I'm stuck climbing out of a pit.

And apparently I'm the first schmuck to fall in this pit 'cause there were no corpses with treasure in it. Dammit.

Blackened
posted 07-31-2006 11:24:04 PM
10/10

1d30+3 => Invalid roll syntax


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Blackened
posted 07-31-2006 11:25:34 PM
quote:
Blackened.
10/10

*1d30+3 => Invalid roll syntax*


NOT GOOD

I'll just assume that means I get mad cash or something

1d30 => 3 and just add 3 to it okay


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 07-31-2006 11:25:51 PM
It's spelunking-o'clock!

10 HP
20 GP

1d30 => 27




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Maradon!
posted 07-31-2006 11:34:22 PM
10 HP
20 GP

1d30 => 26

Maradon!
posted 07-31-2006 11:35:29 PM
15 HP
30 GP

I'm on a fuckin roll

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 07-31-2006 at 11:35 PM.

Steven Steve
posted 07-31-2006 11:38:12 PM
10 HP
10 GP

1d30 => 5

+3 to roll

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Steven Steve
posted 07-31-2006 11:38:36 PM
For the love of fuck.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

LeMiere
posted 07-31-2006 11:43:47 PM
10hp
10gold
And wandering from a useless shrine. BLACKENOTH IS USELESS.

1d30 => 26

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 07-31-2006 11:51:19 PM
TIME TO GET SERIOUS -redux-

10 hpee's
10 gold

1d30 => 14

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 07-31-2006 11:51:44 PM
Ok honestly i'm going to die soon.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-31-2006 11:52:57 PM
Off to a hip start!

Black rolls a 3 + 3 = 6. Black gains 10 gold!

With 20 GP, Moogle has the option to escape using the Penguins of Safety!

Maradon gains 5 HP and 10 GP!

Faz rolls a 5 + 3 = 8. Faz is poisoned and loses 2 HP!

Lemmy gains 5 HP and 10 gold!

Liam! You lost 2 HP last time > So you are technically 8 HPs (well, 6 now that you lost more due to poison). You also add a +3 to your next roll! Also, please remember to list your status ailments (and roll modifiers) to your post with the HP and gold.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 07-31-2006 at 11:55 PM.

Ctrl-Alt-Del
Pancake
posted 07-31-2006 11:53:06 PM
HP: 15
Gold: 20

1d30 => 19

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 07-31-2006 11:58:03 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan has funnier quote texts than me:

Liam! You lost 2 HP last time > So you are technically 8 HPs (well, 6 now that you lost more due to poison). You also add a +3 to your next roll! Also, please remember to list your status ailments (and roll modifiers) to your post with the HP and gold.

"In the case of poison, you deduct HP *after* your roll. So, if Liam is poisoned and loses 2 HP per day, but then finds an Antidote, he does not lose HP for that day."

Ok listen here jerko I was poisoned last day and a day has passed, so I lost 2 hp, and am at 8. If I discover an antidote tomorrow ill be cured and be at 8, however if I do not, I am at 6!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-31-2006 11:58:42 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Liam wrote:
"In the case of poison, you deduct HP *after* your roll. So, if Liam is poisoned and loses 2 HP per day, but then finds an Antidote, he does not lose HP for that day."

Ok listen here jerko I was poisoned last day and a day has passed, so I lost 2 hp, and am at 8. If I discover an antidote tomorrow ill be cured and be at 8, however if I do not, I am at 6!


Too true! Okay, but now you're at 8 so you best reco'nize.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-01-2006 12:03:23 AM
HP: 10
Gold: 10
Status: Delirious

1d30 => 28 + 5

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-01-2006 12:05:00 AM
CAD gains the Repellent and avoids the effects of the next time he runs into the Bajataur!

Katrinity rolls a 28 + 5 = 2 (since it goes back to the beginning if you exceed 30). Katrinity stumbles into a trap and loses 3 HP!

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 08-01-2006 at 12:06 AM.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 08-01-2006 12:06:06 AM
Okay, let's try this again

10 Hp
10 Gold

1d30 => 26

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-01-2006 12:06:46 AM
Vallo gains 5 HP, 10 gold and is cured of any poisons! There are a LOT of dead adventurers in here.
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 08-01-2006 12:06:58 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Vallo said this:
Okay, let's try this again

13 Hp
10 Gold

*1d30 => 26*


Sweet, I get stuff

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 08-01-2006 12:12:54 AM
10 HP
20 GP
1d30 => 5
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-01-2006 12:13:36 AM
15hp
20gp

1d30 => 22

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-01-2006 12:15:09 AM
Anakha gets a -1 on his next roll!

Bajah gets to be the richest motherfucker in the game, adding 25 gold to his inventory, bringing it all up to 45 gold!

OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 08-01-2006 12:26:14 AM
10hp/10gold

1d30 => 24+1

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 08-01-2006 12:30:02 AM
I do nothing
SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 08-01-2006 12:31:40 AM
Fashionably late, as always.

10g
10HP

1d30 => 21

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 08-01-2006 12:33:57 AM
10 HP
20 Gold
1d30 => 30
nem-x
posted 08-01-2006 12:46:32 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mr. Parcelan said:
CAD gains the Repellent and avoids the effects of the next time he runs into the Bajataur!

Katrinity rolls a 28 + 5 = 2 (since it goes back to the beginning if you exceed 30). Katrinity stumbles into a trap and loses 3 HP!


Wouldnt it be 3

nem-x
posted 08-01-2006 12:47:29 AM
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-01-2006 12:47:29 AM
10 HP
20 GP
1d30 => 2
nem-x
posted 08-01-2006 12:47:50 AM
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 08-01-2006 12:49:35 AM
10 HP
35 Gold

1d30 => 24

Blah. Thought you said to roll after 8:30... so I did. No biggie.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 08-01-2006 12:51:02 AM
HP: 1
GP: 10

1d30 => 17

There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Stiddy
Pancake
posted 08-01-2006 01:00:02 AM
I'll start before the day is through...

10 HP
10 Gold

1d30 => 24

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-01-2006 01:01:13 AM
In the haze of battle, we continue.

Orange decides to ignore the shrine, which is good, since he has no money!

On day two, Lazzay enters and finds an amazing fountain! Lazzay gains 13 HP, putting her at a whopping 23 HP!

JARGUM FUCKING FINDS THE CENTER OF THE LABYRINTH! HE GAINS 60 GP! 80 GOLD!

nem-x loses 3 HP!

Fucking poser Fal also loses 3 HP!

Azakias gains 30 gold!

It sucks to be Matilda Jane! If her HP doesn't increase by next turn, or if she doesn't find an antidote, she's dead!

Stiddy enters on day two and gains 30 gold!

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 08-01-2006 at 01:02 AM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-01-2006 01:01:55 AM
quote:
nem-x thought about the meaning of life:
Wouldnt it be 3

You are, actually correct.

Katrinity, you actually gain 5 gold. Give yourself a pat on the back!

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-01-2006 01:28:22 AM
10 Hp
10 Gp
Safe from traps for this turn.

1d30 => 5

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-01-2006 01:57:13 AM
*admires the shrine and wanders along*

10hp
10gold

1d30 => 19

Willias
Pancake
posted 08-01-2006 02:13:29 AM
HP: 10
GP: 10
Status: Delirious (+5)

1d30 => 16

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