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Topic: Parcelan's Labyrinth
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-07-2006 12:19:03 AM
Day 8:
20hp
110gp
Condition Green!
1d30 => 12
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-07-2006 12:27:12 AM
15 HP
40 GP
Repellant
1d30 => 7



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-07-2006 12:27:41 AM
Whoopee.



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-07-2006 12:27:56 AM
day 1: found this really cool maze, wandered in. stumbled upon some odd shrine to flightless birds. felt safe, so slept there. (shrine of penguins)

day 2: stumbled across a body, being greedy and a tad morbid, i picked through the remains and got a blue vial of some liquid.. wonder what it does. (bajah repellant)

day 3: woo! riches untold, pretty cool. tired to fill pockets with gold, only managed 60. note to self.. get bigger pockets. wait. what is that... oh go...
(center of maze! yay?)

day 4: im dead.. i know it. im dead. (curse Addy)

day 5: sad realization ghosts cant carry gold, must work on haunting skills.

day 6: what.. i can breathe again! im not dead! wait.. where is my gold? gah!
ow! stupid needles.. sheesh, at least dead i felt no pain. spend rest of day picking needles out of flesh and wandering along. (-3 hp's to needles)

day 7: upon successfully removing the needles, i see that i am in some mundane hallway.. well.. at least no traps! (-1 to next roll)

day 8: water.. i hear water, why that would be grand, this way? no wait, that way. yes! a spring, ill fill up here and rest a bit. i do feel much better.
(+5 HPs)

Trent fucked around with this message on 08-07-2006 at 12:28 AM.

Jargum
Doughnut
posted 08-07-2006 12:28:37 AM
HP 20
Gold 0

1d30 => 7

LeMiere
posted 08-07-2006 12:35:32 AM
10Hp
20Gold
Vial of Repellant

Off I go! 1d30 => 19

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-07-2006 12:40:25 AM
18 Hp
45 Gp

1d30 => 23

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Ctrl-Alt-Del
Pancake
posted 08-07-2006 12:55:38 AM
Day 7 (just a tad late)
HP: 21
GP: 20
1d30 => 25
Ctrl-Alt-Del
Pancake
posted 08-07-2006 12:57:52 AM
Day 8
HP: 17
GP: 20
Repellent
Still gassed -4HP
1d30 => 15
Skaw
posted 08-07-2006 12:59:04 AM
HP:38
GP:15
ST:Good

1d30 => 6

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 08-07-2006 01:01:31 AM
28 HP
60 Gold
Delerious

1d30 => 22 +5

Vallo fucked around with this message on 08-07-2006 at 01:01 AM.

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
nem-x
posted 08-07-2006 01:03:19 AM
HP: 7
GP: 70

1d30 => 8

25 please

Gadani
U
posted 08-07-2006 01:05:39 AM
quote:
Gadani had this to say about Tron:
1 HP
0 GP
+3 to roll

*1d30 => 15*


quote:
Mooj said this about your mom:
Actually, Gadani's alive and well, worshipping at the statue of Katrintu. He just forgot to list his +3 in his first post. Just went back and verified it so that you didn't have to.

What?

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 08-07-2006 01:17:43 AM
quote:
Gadani was naked while typing this:
What?

Wow, Parce and I are both unobservant.

Gadani
U
posted 08-07-2006 01:18:26 AM
quote:
Mooj got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Wow, Parce and I are both unobservant.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-07-2006 01:21:37 AM
Day 8
Life 23
Gold 10
1d30 => 12
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Willias
Pancake
posted 08-07-2006 01:34:15 AM
Day 8!

HP: 20
GP: 15
Status: Delirious (+5)

1d30 => 14

Addy
posted 08-07-2006 02:00:39 AM
10 HP
10 GP
Status: Delirium

1d30 => 25 +5

Addy
posted 08-07-2006 02:01:10 AM
I seriously want to know what's with my 25s.

(thank you delirium)

Razor
posted 08-07-2006 02:41:47 AM
D8:
23H/10G
1d30 => 29
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Razor
posted 08-07-2006 02:44:30 AM
quote:
Razor had this to say about the Spice Girls:
D8:
23H/10G
*1d30 => 29*

To the Sean Statue!

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-07-2006 02:46:17 AM
quote:
Addy's momma typed this shizzle:
(thank you delirium)




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-07-2006 03:04:17 AM
HP: 15
GP: 80
ST: Bajataur Repellant

1d30 => 16

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-07-2006 03:05:50 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-07-2006 03:27:47 AM
6hp
10gp
Down wit' OPP
and possibly repellant i think

1d30 => 11

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-07-2006 03:32:06 AM
10 HP
20 GP
Roll +1

1d30 => 27+1

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 08-07-2006 03:48:33 AM
I had enough money left over after waxing Karnaj to hit Aury for 30hp of damage.
Maradon!
posted 08-07-2006 05:19:41 AM
7 HP
90 GP
Repellant

1d30 => 28

Maradon!
posted 08-07-2006 05:20:12 AM
well fuck me
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-07-2006 06:00:09 AM
The death toll...climbs.

Goma wanders about the Labyrinth aimlessly.

Azy gains 3 HP!

Delphi is cured and gains 10 HP!

Mr. Crabs gets gassed in the face!

Densetsu gains 5 HP!

Moogle gains Trap Protection for one turn!

Jargum, too!

Lemmy is still repellent, the stinker.

Palador gets gassed!

It doesn't really matter since he had no chance, but CAD can't roll twice in one day (not even if you missed the last'un!) However...

The Bajataur looms ominously over CAD and demands tribute, baring his teeth and slobbering all over his potential victim as he does.

Skaw gains 10 gold!

Vallo arrives at the Penguins!

nem-x gets Poison Needle'd!

Delidgamond gains 5 HP!

Willias gets a grand total of +8 to his next roll!

Addy discovers the center of the Labyrinth! Wild riches await!

Razor gets to go to the Pillar of Seanicus on his next turn!

Sentow loses 5 HP and his next turn!

Sakkra gains 3 HP!

Falaanla falls into the spike pit trap and loses 9 HP!

An echoing shriek in the darkness followed by the sound of a boot being pulled out of wet mud is all that heralds Maradon's lonely death...

Stiddy
Pancake
posted 08-07-2006 06:10:29 AM
12 HP
45 GP

1d30 => 4 +3

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-07-2006 08:53:22 AM
Day 8:
HP: 51
GP: 110
Status: Normal as it ever was


1d30 => 15

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-07-2006 08:53:40 AM
Crap, my luck's run out

Take some gold, duder.

Aury fucked around with this message on 08-07-2006 at 08:54 AM.

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 08-07-2006 08:54:09 AM
Day 8

15/60
Status Scared

1d30 => 17

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-07-2006 08:56:37 AM
quote:
Dr. Gee had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I had enough money left over after waxing Karnaj to hit Aury for 30hp of damage.

Wait, what?

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-07-2006 09:09:22 AM
HP: 12
Gold: 15
Status: Delirious, Trap Protection

1d30 => 14 - 5

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Steven Steve
posted 08-07-2006 09:27:03 AM
Day 8

HP: 10
GP: 20

1d30 => 12

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Steven Steve
posted 08-07-2006 09:27:31 AM
Water; yeah dawg
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-07-2006 11:40:13 AM
Can I offer up my life to deal 10 damage to nem-x?
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-07-2006 11:51:13 AM
My corpse should become treasure somewhere. Hate to see that 150 gold go to waste.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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