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Topic: Parcelan's Labyrinth
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-06-2006 04:40:45 AM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about Knight Rider:
Dood what are mondays lotto numbers

6-8-5-7-4-2

LeMiere
posted 08-06-2006 04:59:18 AM
10hp
20gold

Lemmy leaves the penguins for more aimless wandering.

1d30 => 19

OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 08-06-2006 07:36:40 AM
Day 7 ( a bit late )

23hp / 40 gold

status: Delirous -5 this turn

1d30 => 30

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 08-06-2006 07:43:32 AM
It should be +5 so I land on #5 (chose a path -1 next roll) so does that mean my next roll is -6? (-5 delirous -1 path)


Lucky, I was going to off someone had it been the other way around.

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Talonus
Loner
posted 08-06-2006 07:51:38 AM
HP:10
Gold:0
1d30 => 22 +1
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-06-2006 08:26:20 AM
Bajah's more attentive than I, so I'll wait for his double-check before I declare Karnaj dead.

Callalron, I believe, has hit his first trap and loses 3 HP!

Someone has some Bajataur attractant on them today! Azymyth must pay a tribute!

Stiddy gains a +3 to his next roll!

All that glitters is not nem-x! The scrappy little adventurer walks away with 60 gold!

Gadani, barely alive, gains a +3 to his next roll!

Too bad poor Addy can't kill anyone else off today.

CAD gets the GAS.

Geeorn's fate is pending...

Razor is struck by the Maiming Trap!

Skaw gains 13 HP!

Aury begins to appear as the serious contender! With HP and gold through the roof, 60 more can't hurt! But Blackenoth's hungry gaze turns towards him...

Sakkra gains 5 HP, is cured of his poison and gains 10 gold!

Lemmy gains Bajataur repellent!

OrangeBrand, I'm confused: is it +5 or -5?

Talonus gets gassed with delirium!

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 08-06-2006 09:04:49 AM
Day seven

10/60
status resurected

1d30 => 12

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-06-2006 11:33:26 AM
Geeorn will die at the end of his turn today from the poison, which I think was Nem's plan all along. He does, however, still get to use this turn as he sees fit, so his strike against Karnaj would go through. However, if you're allowed to do more than one offering per turn (since earning money is the key to winning, if you want to spend it all in one turn, that's your prerogative), that'd be entirely up to Parcelan.

And on that note, my roll

Day 7
HP: 20
GP: 70
ST: None

1d30 => 11

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-06-2006 11:34:36 AM
Oh, however, Karnaj has a chance to roll and save himself still. *nod*

Edit: And uploaded updated XLS for y'all.

Bajah fucked around with this message on 08-06-2006 at 11:37 AM.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-06-2006 01:02:06 PM
23 HP
40 Gold
Baja Repel
1d30 => 1
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-06-2006 01:03:57 PM
Gah, I'm lost.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-06-2006 01:49:35 PM
quote:
This is what Elvish Crack Piper is doing. This is what I want Elvish Crack Piper to do :

Gah, I'm lost.



1 roll per day, Cracker.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 08-06-2006 03:16:14 PM
So if I did survive to get to the shrine of Blackenoth and if I can make multiple offerings, then I'll make the other two in Aury's direction.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-06-2006 05:20:58 PM
LATE DAY SEVEN ROLLLLL

HP: 10
GP: 150, right Bajah?

1d30 => 10

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-06-2006 07:52:59 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
Aury begins to appear as the serious contender! With HP and gold through the roof, 60 more can't hurt! But Blackenoth's hungry gaze turns towards him...

Hey Blackenoth if I were to take you out to a nice dinner and hire a stripper to give you a lapdance will you leave me alone?

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 08-06-2006 08:48:20 PM
28 Hp
60 Gold
Still no status ailments, woo!

1d30 => 23

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Willias
Pancake
posted 08-06-2006 08:54:54 PM
Haha. Vallo got hit by Murphy.
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 08-06-2006 09:26:36 PM
Eh, it was bound to happen eventually. At least it's not a particularly bad one.
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-06-2006 09:57:37 PM
Eh, I'd rather be broke than dead so he can have mo' money.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Steven Steve
posted 08-06-2006 09:59:23 PM
Day 7

HP: 13
GP: 20
Trap protection

1d30 => 2

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Blackened
posted 08-06-2006 10:18:04 PM
quote:
Aury.
Hey Blackenoth if I were to take you out to a nice dinner and hire a stripper to give you a lapdance will you leave me alone?
No.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-06-2006 10:43:49 PM
quote:
Blackened stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
No.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-06-2006 11:27:12 PM
Quick Summary and then I'll start again...

Alright, Karnaj got iced by Geeorn. Geeorn is now dead, as well, apparently.

I'm going to allow multiple offerings this time, since I want the Labyrinth to get harder with each passing day. So, how many can you do against Aury?

Almond gains 5 HP!

Bajah gains 3 HP!

ECP's doesn't count.

Poor Karnaj didn't survive, so poor karnaj is dead, his wealth left to the oblivion...

Vallo gets gassed with delirium!

Azymyth surrenders 15 gold to the Bajataur!

Faz gets needled!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-06-2006 11:29:13 PM
DAY EIGHT BEGINS NOW!

There are only three days left (we'll roll on Day Ten and that will be the end of it) and the powers of the Labyrinth grow angry at how many survivors. Despite the massive death tolls piling up, Blackenoth still hungers for more corpses to build his castle of bones with. The Bajataur stirs in the deep and the adventurers feel a chill run down their spines...

We're going to have a fun surprise for everyone on Day Ten. In light of this, I won't be rolling for the Bajataur today. You guys do enough damage to each other without him.

WHO WILL WIN!?

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-06-2006 11:29:15 PM
*wanders aimlessly*

7hp
0gold

1d30 => 13 -1

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 08-06-2006 11:31:19 PM
Day Eight!

6 HP
0 GP
Maimed and fearing what the gods have in store for him next.

1d30 => 13

Gadani
U
posted 08-06-2006 11:32:05 PM
1 HP
0 GP
+3 to roll

1d30 => 15

Gadani
U
posted 08-06-2006 11:32:55 PM
Woo-ee, good thing for that +3.
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 08-06-2006 11:35:15 PM
For the first time in his time here, Mooj feels as though the gods are having pity on him. He stumbles into a library, and his eyes widen. He's not seen such books in his entire life! The texts here make the scholar within him squeal with glee, and the treasure seeker within him slaps the scholar with a hefty fee for these books.

It doesn't take long for him to find a spot to nurse his wounds while sitting down to read some of his newly discovered possessions.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-06-2006 11:35:24 PM
Trent gains 5 HP!

Mooj gains 20 gold!

Gadani...well, bye.

Keep track of your stuff, too, like Norim did in journal format. I think it'd be cool to see what happened to everyone over the ten days after the end.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-06-2006 11:37:50 PM
10 hp
0 gold
TRAP PROTECTION!

1d30 => 27

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-06-2006 11:38:35 PM
quote:
Liam got a whole lot of nerve:
10 hp
0 gold
TRAP PROTECTION!

*1d30 => 27*


I survive and ignore them!

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 08-06-2006 11:39:34 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Trent gains 5 HP!

Mooj gains 20 gold!

Gadani...well, bye.

Keep track of your stuff, too, like Norim did in journal format. I think it'd be cool to see what happened to everyone over the ten days after the end.


Actually, Gadani's alive and well, worshipping at the statue of Katrintu. He just forgot to list his +3 in his first post. Just went back and verified it so that you didn't have to.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-06-2006 11:40:36 PM
Oh, forgiveness, then. Gadani gains 10 HP! But he's still penniless

No love for the Penguins as Liam brushes them off once more.

Goma
Pancake
posted 08-06-2006 11:42:51 PM
Day 8

Health: 13
Gold: 80
Status: Normal

1d30 => 1

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-06-2006 11:45:00 PM
11 HP
20 GP

1d30 => 11

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-06-2006 11:46:30 PM
Yay!
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-06-2006 11:47:33 PM
Day Seven, Yarr.

9hp
70g
-4hp at the end of this day due to poison gas! Yarr!

1d30 => 18

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-06-2006 11:48:07 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Cuba:
Day Seven, Yarr.

9hp
70g
-4hp at the end of this day due to poison gas! Yarr!

*1d30 => 18*


I'm alive again! Hooray!

19hp
70g

Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 08-07-2006 12:14:08 AM
Let's do this!

Day 8
HP: 2
Gold: 30
Status: Maimed

1d30 => 23

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
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